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Goat simulator

Goat simulator

MedicatedAxeBot

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SimonidesFabiano

Super Smash Bros.


PlayYo-KaiWatch21

Ultimate


AlfaMonki

Melee


SDutra

Brawl


Jguy10

For Wii U


Swiftclaw8

Flash


Hawkjoe12

For 3ds


stendaa

64


PizzaPartyTVOR

NES


libtard_destroyed69

Kids


lk_15

Stars


Let01

hand simulator


M4d31s

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.


Let01

ambulance


ibrhkk

I lol ed


[deleted]

[удалено]


kojikid1123

Fuck you. Fuck you. You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to fuck up on the unimaginable scale you just did. When Jesus died for our sins, he must not have seen the sacrilegious act we just witnessed you performing, because if he did he would have forsaken humanity long ago so that your birth may have never become reality. After you die, your skeleton will be displayed in a museum after being scientifically researched so that all future generations may learn not to generate your bone structure, because every tiny detail anyone may have in common with you degrades them to a useless piece of trash and a burden to society. No wonder your father questioned whether or not your were truly his son, for you'd have to not be a waste of carbon matter for anyone to love you like a family member. Your birth made it so that mankind is worse of in every way you can possibly imagine, and you have made it so that society can never really recover into a state of organization. Everything has forever fallen into a bewildering chaos, through which unrecognizable core, you can only find misfortune. I would say the apocalypse is upon us but this is merely the closest word humans have for the sheer scale of horror that is now reality. You have forever condemned everyone you love and know into an eternal state of suffering, worse than any human concept of hell. You are such an unholy being, that if you step within a one hundred foot radius of a holy place or a place that has ever been deemed important by anyone, your distorted sac religious soul will ruin whatever meaning it ever had beyond repair. You are an idiotic, shiteating, dumbass ape and no one has ever loved you. Rhodes Island would have been better off if you'd never joined us. You are a lying, backstabbing, cowardly useless piece of shit and I hate you with every single part of my being. Even this worlds finest writers and poets from throughout the ages could never hope to accurately describe the scale on which you just fucked up, and how incredibly idiotic you are. Anyone that believes in any religion out there should now realize that they have been wrong this entire time, for if divine beings were real, they would never have allowed a being such as you to stain the earth and this universe. In the future there will be horror stories made about you, with the scariest part of them being that the reader has to realize that such an indescribable monster actually exists, and that the horrific events from the movie have actually taken place in the same world that they live in right now. You are the absolute embodiment of everything that has ever been wrong on this earth, yet you manage to make it so that that is only a small part of the evil that is your being. Never in the history of mankind has there been anyone that could have predicted such an eldrich abomination, but here you are. It’s hard to believe that I am seeing such an incredible failure with my own eyes, but here I am, so unfortunately I cannot deny your existence. Even if I did my very best, my vocabulary is not able to describe the sheer magnitude of the idiotic mistake that is you. Even if time travel some day will be invented, there still would not be a single soul willing to go back in time to before this moment to fix history, because having to witness such incredible horrors if they failed would have to many mental and physical drawbacks that not even the bravest soul in history would be willing to risk it. I cannot imagine the pure dread your mother must have felt when she had to carry a baby for nine months and then giving birth to such a wretched monster as you. Not a single word of the incoherent, illogical rambling you may be wanting to do to defend yourself or apologize would ever be able to make up for what you just did. The countries of the world would have wanted to make laws preventing such a terrible event like this from ever happening again, but sadly this is not possible since your horrific actions just now have shattered every form of order this world once had, making concepts such as laws irrelevant. Right from the moment I first set my eyes on you I knew you were an absolute abomination of everything that is wrong with humanity. I was hoping I would have been able to prevent your evil from being released upon this world by tagging along and keeping my eye on you, but it is clear to me now that not even the greatest efforts would have been able to prevent a terrible event in this scale from occurring. You are the worst human being, or even just being in general, that I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Events like the infected plague apparently only happened with the goal of teaching humanity to survive such a horrible event as the one you just created, but not even mankind’s greatest trials were able to even slightly prepare anyone for the insufferable evil you have just created. If you ever had them, your children would be preemptively killed to protect this universe from the possibility of anyone in your bloodline being even half as bad as you are, except you will never be able to have children, because not a single human being will ever want to come within a hundred mile radius of you and anything you have ever touched. You are a colossal disappointment not only to your parents, but to your ancestors and entire bloodline. The disgusting mistake that you have just made is so incredibly terrible that everyone who would ever be to hear about it would spontaneously feel an indescribable mixture of immense anger, fear and anxiety that emotionally and physically they would never truly be the same ever again. The sheer scale of your mistake, if ever to be materialized, would not only surpass the size of the world, but it would reach far beyond the edges of the known, and almost certainly the unknown universe. I could sit here and write paragraphs, nay, books describing your immense failure, yet even if I were to dedicate my life to describing the reality of what has just gone down here, and I would spend every moment of it until my heart stops beating working as hard and efficiently as possible, yet there is not even a snowballs chance in hell that I would be able to come close to transcribing the absolute shitshow you have just released upon the world. You are an irresponsible, idiotic, disgusting, unloved, horrible excuse for a living being who’s soul contains less humanity than every ginger in history combined. The absolute disgust I feel when thinking about anything that has even a slight resemblance to anything that might have to do with you and your unholy actions is so incredibly great that when I am honest about it I think that even I do not posses a consciousness great enough to comprehend my own feelings about it. When people of Columbia fought to break free from Lungmen, countless soldiers fought and lost their lives in favor of a chance at a better future for their children, they did not give their lives to have you fuck the world up beyond repair to the degree that you are doing right now. Honestly, even when technology advances and studies on the subject become more and more accurate, I do not think humanity will ever truly be able to understand what your failure actually means for the universe. My hate for you and everything you stand for is so much deeper than the depths of Shambala that you could probably take the entire Lungmen population down there and back up around twenty million times before you would have sunk to the end of my hate, and honestly, I do not want to exaggerate, but I think that that insult was low balling it such a massive amount that all mountains in this world combined would not be able to stack up to this imprecise judgement in light of the fact that when being honest, my hate is almost certainly bottomless. There is no one in this world that has ever loved you, and especially after what you just did, no one will ever love you in the future either. There is no hope that your idiotic behavior and especially your crooked soul will ever change for the better, and in fact quite the opposite might be true. By making the mistake that you just did, you have shown me that you are so incredibly hopeless that you will only devolve into a more idiotic and wretched creature than you already are. The only possible way in which your future would be brighter than the black hole your existence currently is would exclusively be because there is absolutely no conceivable way that you would even be able to sink lower than the pathetic place your current failure has put you in.


Hiyateh

Im not reading all of that wtf are you waffling about


Irish_Folktale

Copy pasta*


I_Ate_Your_SlimJim

Tl;dr fuck him


WhoDatFreshBoi

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.


yeatymeaty

Its deleted, tell what he wrote ;-;


M4d31s

Love it


Does_A_Bear-420

Am I missing something here? O.o


MichaelH_Michael

>The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. very epic


justaweebpassing

I'm going to commit sucide now


TruthCultural9952

ultimate shitpost


readingduck123

Haha get it it's because Yoshi Kira collects hands


AstroManiac78

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WayMove

Stimulator


ThePlantFlamer

Sex with Stalin


PlayYo-KaiWatch21

I looked it up I want to die now


papameme123

You and me both


SadWisp

Thanks guys. Now I don't have to blind myself. You are heroes.


SPAWN035

Wat


Let01

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sex\_with\_Stalin


kirbStompThePigeon

Another initiated. Welcome, brother.


Big_Bad_Boogeyman

Alone in the dark


hds_bunny

Say what you want, this is the most relatable to us all...


Basewrecker

Indeed it is.


bluray-gaming

Have you heard of ‘There is no game here.


Science205014

Dead by Daylight


Dofima

*dead hard*


WTFisUnderwear

*Eruption*


kek_Pyro

*Adrenaline*


DerGremlin

Play with your food


commando3496

*slippery meat*


J_Speedy306

Babysitter


NazbazOG

Save The Best For Last 😉


J_Speedy306

So you end up like exhausted on the ground?


noirehittler

Animal crossing


SnooCompliments9257

Head by Gaylight


Whereas_Technical

Pop goes the weasel


WolfRex5

You opened the box, I came.


pekonipappa

Nintendogs


Montyfer

Oh my god.. You are either a furry or a zoophile and I don't know which is worse.


PlayYo-KaiWatch21

At least furries have the decency to hide their faces


operationKFox

Furries and zoophiles are two different things. That being said, this man is disgusting


FaCe_CrazyKid05

I would like to introduce you to the concept of a joke


RealBigTree

Hi I'm The Concept of a Joke, nice to meet you.


FaCe_CrazyKid05

Hi, I’m a joker, nice to meet you too. I’m a big fan


RealBigTree

Then how're you typing? 🤔


FaCe_CrazyKid05

Maybe because I’m also a smoker and a midnight toker


Captainsnake04

Zoophiles are *definitely* worse than furries and anyone who thinks they are anywhere near on the same level has no idea what furries actually are.


ZeGamingCuber

Zoophile, because furries are only attracted to characters that can consent


ImGoingToChewACactus

Dead or Alive


Impossible-Dealer421

Dear god


WishTemporary

Jesus


hds_bunny

*No, he said Dear God. That's his Dad...*


WishTemporary

I hate you. Have an upvote.


ShiteDrummingCP

"Dead or Alive, you're cumming with me"


hallozagreus

You stole my joke before I could make it


R4ND0MGUY20

Euro Truck Simulator 2


shogun_

Mm lot lizards.


Supersteve1233

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WchseC9aKTU


Renegade791

I didn’t know I needed this. Thank you


Suc300

Doom eternal


juzsumguy

You and I are not so different


sleeperninja

We've got a match, now it's Doom 2


Mr_Chern

Ahh yes, my favorite preference. V I O L E N C E


bidnerkeo

Ultra-violence


bunybunybuny

Damn kinky


M1L0_2

Doki Doki literature club


PlayYo-KaiWatch21

You have good taste


yor_mum_2169

Agreed


LeopoldFriedrich

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?


M1L0_2

>!Just Monika!<


sunesf

>!Just Monika!<


TL_TheLegend

>!Smh Natsuki best girl!< wait what's happening to my reddit? No I'm sorry monika you're hot too, Natsuki is just hotte¡¿~|\○●%&%*&$$*$>$*,-<[])@[@(@( please help me &%&&×##\○~%&^#


bdum_tss

I spent my free award on the wrong person today


Laughing-0wl

There is no game (I’m asexual lol) Edit: Lmao somebody direct messaged just to invalidate me


PlayYo-KaiWatch21

Clever


Laughing-0wl

I know right


hds_bunny

I know an Android game called Nothing. Where you do nothing...


An3zz

There is a game called "There is no game"


Tortueman

>There is no game Smort


[deleted]

Big brain


DULOeN

Ace Attorney


AdMiserable6465

Animal Crossing.


NachmielonyStary

That is art of zoo?


Camiest

Whats that? Edit: OH MY FUCKING GOD DID I JUST SEARCH UP!!!!!!! my eyes MY EYES!!!1


jrocrockpile

What tha dog doin?


TaffySebastian

what a nice day to stab my eyes


Tacotortillas2

Don't search this up, you'll wanna gouge your eyes out and then set em on fire


xXZoinksScoobXx

Final fantasy


kurleyfriez

F


Rubbithedank

Who's your daddy


Ordinaryname1

Kinky


Claudio6314

Need for speed.


BridgeF0ur

Need for speed: hot pursuit


sempaii_tobi

need for speed: hot fursuit*


pigspectacular

The walking dead


DorkySargent

The fine for necrophilia in Cyrodil is 500 gold after the first offense


Nextlevelgamer34

why is THAT in the lore?


computerinverter

Cause Kirkbride was on shrooms or some shit, I don’t know.


DorkySargent

Oblivion is great man


NachmielonyStary

SUPER HOT


Fueled_bi_Coffee

My man


harald01

^VR


KoalaPeople

Darkest Dungeon


Diesel-weasel-53

"Monstrous Size Has No Intrinsic Merit, Unless Inordinate Exsanguination Be Considered A Virtue."


Burgraph

*"*Another soul battered and broken, cast aside like a spent torch*"*


AlwaysBetTouhou

Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer


Gret1r

And now the true test... hold fast, or expire?


Negatejam

I Love You, Colonel Sanders


TheWalkingTalkingPie

Based


HearshotKidDisaster3

Rugrats: Royal Ransom


Montyfer

Wait what?


Claudio6314

Oh dear...


EDS_Athlete

*reports to admin, authorities, and your high school homeroom teacher*


8mmTravis

Max Payne


Fueled_bi_Coffee

Your gonna need some painkillers after I’m done with you


Joel_The_Senate

Gotta go to a public closet to pick up some more painkillers


VulpesNix

Left for dead


JJamesMorley

WAS HERE TO SAY THE SAME THING


MopoChan

Super kawaii taliban


Fueled_bi_Coffee

#W h a t


DrMint_fortnite

# the


Redrock18YT

#fuck


FaCe_CrazyKid05

# *SUPER KAWAII TALIBAN*


godfdamnit

Hitler vs anime (yes, it is real)


Paulgeta

Sex with Stalin is also a real game


ExplodedMoon51

For honor


RusticIsBad

You like being ganked?


IXAlucard

That would be Dark Souls 3 i guess


Swagmastar969696

Beat Saber.


mr_bubblegun

Half Life 3


its_meme69

smart


BambiisaBoy

Super Meat Boy Forever


dontknow9time

The last of us


Lonelyparrot

The lust of ass


ZB-Joker

Loading screen simulator


PlayYo-KaiWatch21

oof


DatCollie

The long dark


covanant00

Carrion


PlayYo-KaiWatch21

Dear god


its_meme69

carrion my wayward son


SUPAMAN6214

Angry birds


l0v3s2sp00g3

Goat simulator


KaptajnKnallert

Eyyy Taliban is on Reddit!


Boiledcabbage999

Gang Beasts


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fueled_bi_Coffee

Go fuck your self


___Hannes___

Don't mind if I do.


Vexed_Writer

Womb Raider


pepsi-can-69

Tomb raider would have a very different meaning all on its own


OneBigClusterCuss

Manhunt


whatchagonnado0707

With a touch of Hello Kitty Mission Rescue


Sainsburys420

Fractured But Whole


Dramatic_Tackle_7204

Uncharted


GRIMLOX367

Skyrim… I think… is Skyrim all about dragons?


KBTGAMER

So how about Dragon Age?


GRIMLOX367

Yeah that might work better. Thanks.


KBTGAMER

🤝


Admonitor_

Star Wars Republic Commando "Your tactics confuse and frighten me sir"


King_Joffrey_II

Metal Gear: SOLID


RichardNixoN1122

Surprised nobody said this yet but Slime Rancher


TheRifleGodJericho

Surgeon Simulator


majorlooes

Cooking Mama


XsniperxcrushX

Fallout: New Vegas: Lonesome road


my_lens_view_2019

Team Fortress 2


Eisenhazio_wilhelm

So… all men?


Jex_the_Reis

Plants vs zombies


lucasalmaag

Monster hunter


mydiabeticcaturgay69

Hello kitty island adventure


Ricky9855

Papers Please


Ironfist08

100$ someone says tomb raider


PlayYo-KaiWatch21

It was one of the first


gil_212

Far Cry


TrollingSSoH

Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin


Shadow__Vector

Alone in the dark


buffy2988

State of decay


Pumpking2020

I Am Bread


Duodenox

Chair fucking simulator


sex_ur_dog

theres no fucking way this is an actual game edit: its an actual game


TrumpSnortsPoolChalk

Mother 3


BlockyShapes

Lego Star Wars, the complete saga


Jacob_Samuraj

My little pony