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Tillia886

Doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen


AgentSkidMarks

That’s called a crime.


IrregularrAF

Stop! You violated the law!


NomarR14

Stop! You violated your mother!


Graceful-as-F

“You RUINED your SISTER”


Duk_y

"Officer, please understand. She may look like a 5 yo, but she's actually a 900 yo demon... and even if she WERE by any chance underage, she's my sister, so it counts as playing right?"


Ok_Individual_1106

Go to horny jail sir *BONK*


TheGasMove

Stop! You violated your cousin!


Aether_Erebus

It ain’t illegal unless you get caught.


JUan6942

I mean technically you are right


JustRelaxinTbh

Lol no he isn't 😂


JUan6942

I mean it's not legal but you don't get punished


NotKhad

My sister was allways telling on me :(


Mahgenetics

I guess you can call me ( •_•) ( •_•)>⌐■-■ A smooth criminal (⌐■_■)


Seventh_Faetasy

You've been hit by You've struck by truck


maxman162

[OW!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MA4_fNVyXz8)


badalchemist85

Just like when snoop dog lived in a illegal weed state back in the day


Critical-Ad-7357

You know many things, don't you?


Palliorri

When you find out crimes are actually illegal *looks at crime statistics* You looked me in the eyes, and you lied to me


BrizzyWobbly

It's still ok to marry your 13 y/o cousin at least. https://www.al.com/news/2017/08/child_marriage_is_still_legal.html


Unlikely_Figure01

Well, I didn't know that. Thank you. :D


CommanderOfGregory

It's legal if it's your second cousin


digitalnomad456

Yeah very useful information!


AgentSkidMarks

In California, a 24 year old can knowingly give AIDS to a 14 year old and get off with a misdemeanor and no sex offender registry.


SirFlamenco

Not quite true


AgentSkidMarks

Yes it is. https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/new-california-law-reduces-penalty-knowingly-exposing-someone-hiv-n809416 https://www.kcra.com/article/california-governor-signs-bill-changing-sex-offender-law/33998732


SirFlamenco

This shows a very poor understanding of the law. A lof it is left to the judge’s discretion, and although 24-14 is technically not an automatic entry on the sex offender registry, there is absolutely no way the judge will rule in your favor.


AgentSkidMarks

Yes. It is the judge’s discretion. That’s why I said, by the law, it *can* happen. You say there is no way a judge would let that happen but you don’t know that, and the law allows it.


SirFlamenco

You make it sound like it’s something that would happen on a regular basis. They just changed the law so that context is taken into account before you become a registered sex offender. It’s perfectly reasonable


AgentSkidMarks

It sounds like you were assuming my tone of voice and intention. What I said is factually true regardless of what assumptions you make about it so feel free to move the goalpost again.


SirFlamenco

You’re the one relying on shock value by listing the most extreme case legally possible which doesn’t even have precedents. Have fun with your 20 upvotes


AgentSkidMarks

That is true. The legal possibility is shocking. Thanks!


mordeo69

That's honestly even worse than incest


bismark89-2

It says on that site that half the states doesn’t even have a minimum age for marriage..


aaddii101

Need eye bleach


da_zanda

Offically


MysticB4con

I don’t think they care very much if I’m being honest


JustRelaxinTbh

I mean, they make great content online so


MysticB4con

That’s definitely tru


Mumrider

Killing people is illegal and people still do it all the time. Just last week I ...


whatchagonnado0707

They'd be upset if they could read


CowsAreNotGamers

Reddit: And yet...I don't care.


theraybenton

Sauce?


Unlikely_Figure01

Supergirl Season 5. (the worst season) I Don't remember which episode, I just saw this on a youtube video.


Tanmay1518

Think it's the first episode. And yeah, s5 was so bad especially considering S4 was quite good.


Unlikely_Figure01

Well, I agree with you. The first four seasons were good. Better, than the other CW show, except the Arrowverse of course. But It's maybe just my opinion. I don't know what the showrunners and writers were thinking while writing S5.


MemePlayz

It's unfortunate that season 6 just seems like more of season 5


WolfRex5

I personally found Supergirl to be laughably bad since the start


Tanmay1518

S1 was rocky, s2 was sorta good, S3 was again sorta good and S4 was actually quite good since we got lex Luthor. S5 was horrible when compared to S4. I left the show after s5


RichardK6K

I thought it was from Merlin.


BalloonthOfJune21

Yeah same! Is the actress the same as Morgana's? Edit: Yeah it's the same actress.


Equal-Bus-557

Supergirl Season 5, as well as the last two Game of Thrones seasons, remind me why I hate people.


Tron_Livesx

It's all beacuse the writers want to move on to other stuff so they'll tank the plot


Phantom-form

Wait till you see the age of consent in europe...


Nam_Nam9

Ah yes, the country of Europe


Phantom-form

I never said country. That was you. The original joke was about a STATE and I pointed out that the entire continent of Europe has low age limits. Fucking idiot.


Nam_Nam9

Lol it's you who didn't get the joke. I was making fun of the fact that you're generalizing an entire continent, comprised of countries all with different laws. Your generalizations just led you to a wrong conclusion. The entire continent of Europe does not have low age limits. Remember kids, when you assume, you make an ass out of u and me


Phantom-form

Again, you said something else I didn't say and now are rewriting how it went. But sure buddy, most European countries have low consent ages and you got offended over it.


Nam_Nam9

You didn't say most before, you said entire. And I'm an American lol. Projecting all the time can't be healthy for you


Phantom-form

I didn't say "entire" either. Guess that makes you the poster child for public education then. Being stupid isn't good for you.


Nam_Nam9

"the entire continent of Europe" dude it's right there in your first reply to me


EighthCenturion

Is it on the high end or low end?


AnOrginalUsername

18 here where I live


EighthCenturion

It’s 16 (as long as both consenting parties are under 21) where I live. 18 for anyone above 21.


FirelordEmu

Here it's 15, with anyone older than that.


Designer-Swordfish-

Where I am it's technically 12, but only with other 12yo's. 16 is when it opens up.


FormalDisastrous2467

where are you?


Designer-Swordfish-

Up here in Canadaland!


FormalDisastrous2467

huh


Phantom-form

Low end...


OverlordMarkus

Depends on the country, in Germany it's 14, atleast if the other partner is a minor as well. If the partner is over 18 (within reason) court is required to rule on a case by case basis. Reported cases have gone down in the last few decades, but if it's because there are fewer relationships like that or it has become, while not socially accpeted, not exactly hardly frowned upon, is a topic of debate. Sauce: Wikipedia


myredditacc3

Europe isn't a country... They have varying laws


Phantom-form

I never said it was a country. Where did you get that from?


myredditacc3

I'm not saying that you said exactly that but it is implied when you say that Europe as an entirety has a certain set of laws


Phantom-form

I meant in general but I should've said it clearer. Plus, I dont know how you get country when the meme used a state, not a country, for its joke. So again, where did you get "country" from?


manuealllllll

Just because of the fact that some dude fucked another guys wife to give birth to himself is possible doesn’t mean incest is possible


Reo_ianu

W a i t w h a t


Dragon109255

So are drugs, but everyone still does them.


Kingpfhobos88

Rules are meant to be broken


Joshua_Is_Zeus

Google a map of places it's legal to marry your cousin in. Surprised me.


QuiccStacc

I thought that was a Merlin template for a second Gotta love Katie McGrath


Unlikely_Figure01

I love Katie McGrath. I loved her in Merlin, and I love her in Supergirl too. She is amazing.


_free_shavacado

My life is a lie


Ur_mum_lesbo

Lucky for me, I live in Florida where everything is legal


VirtualPantsu

And even if it's not legal nobody gives a shit coz who would want to stop a guy who is wrestling alligators for fun


Ur_mum_lesbo

ty ty


Nuclearwhale79

As a wise man once said "Its only illegal if you get caught"


Zbeubor

it juste mean it was a problem so big that they had to make a law to prevent it, here in france there's not this problem therefore no law to prevent it


Yubomi

I live in Alabama. truly, just because it’s illegal doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen…


devan_007

Haven't seen a supergirl meme in a long time


LuckyParrot999

Those bastards lied to me


123hi1239

Merlin?


NotKhad

If nobody does it in the first place you don't need to make a law against it.


DevilsAssCrack

Know where it's totally legal? Rhode Island. Source: Have family there.


Big_Monke_69

But with your contribution we can change that!


shaggus42069

Damn, guess Ill go tell mom I'm cancelling our vacation


candy_in_my_peehole

All the best things are illegal


DavidTheWaffle20

The secret ingredient is crime


ChiggilyChode

Everything's legal in Alabama...just don't get caught.


AlphaCat77

So is jay walking


Kuuderechanyt

No honey it’s illegal BECAUSE of all the memes :3


Grim-Reaper-21

In Florida the incest problem is so bad they need Bill boards to raise awareness


Pretty-Spooky

It’s only legal in NJ


MaybeNotMemes

everything is legal in new jersey


xXNightShadowX5

Why do you sound upset???


ModBotsMayBiteMyButt

Pot is also still illegal in some states ;-)


OverlordMarkus

There's also a difference between legalization and decrimminalization. The only countries with proper legalization are Canada and Uruguay, while a handfull of US-states have legalized it, many more countries and states have barely decrimminalized it.


ender-marine

It’s not enforced


YengaJaf

I'm looking for season 2 of merlin, but it's so old I can't find it anywhere. Can anyone help me?


spitfire20049

No


Dnska3

Sauce?


Erixtax

Bruh killing is illegal, google how many homicides happened today


MantisToboganPilotMD

laws are made where they need to be made.


WhitetaiI

So is meth, but people still do it


KURO-K1SH1

It always the most forbidden fruit that draws the most desire. Just ask eve.


rimshot88

Unlike in California and New York, where most Alabama jokes come from.


Shrek_on_twitch

It is legal in Colorado and when I tell people that they think I’m sue


Sword117

its actually pretty ironic that Alabama is one of the few places in the first world where first cousin marriage is illegal.


WrightyPegz

I can’t believe the internet said school shootings happen in the US. I just looked it up and it says that they’re illegal, how could you lie to me like this? /s


B_RizzleMyNizzIe

It’s okay, it’s legal in Rhode Island.


TrypleS0uLShoT

Doesn't mean it won't happen. Why would it be legal is the real question


Onuzq

Don't worry, Morgana was alive back in the 5th century. Rules were different back then.


Unlikely_Figure01

Didn't she actually have a son with King Arthur? I think they didn't know they are siblings, so they had sex and had a child. I don't know exactly how it happened, I wasn't there, I just read it on Wikipedia.


Onuzq

Not sure on that story. Just remember the TV show.


PuppersDaBest

Bruh did all of us watch the same mutahar video?


TNpepe

Wait.....It needs to be Legal?


Dameattree37

You NEVER lie to Morgan Le Fay! She wanted Arthur so bad!


PyUnicornshark

That's probably not stopping them.


adam12349

Ok! STEP-


Rosie-Love98

...A moment of silence...for our fallen meme...


Expired_Twinkie23

You can always marry your cousin, in a lot of states actually


Albio46

But nobody ever said it was legal. Everybody just say it's normal


Apprehensive-Length4

It doesn't stop them does it?


matt12300

Incest is utahs thing, not alabamas


Green_Equivalent8704

Impossible. Why are they known for that and when did that become illegal?


Noa928

Today is just filled with life changing revelations isn't it?


FlamingTrashcans

We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two


gavinkenway

Had to be a problem in the first place to be made illegal


King_Hayner

The fact that incest porn is America’s porn... enough said..


FattyTunaBoi

Georgia


EarthTrash

Not as illegal as an abortion


bqfy

its only illegal if you get caught


Dapper_Question1304

You think someone would just do that, just go on the Inter-! Reddit and lie?!


explosist

Wait til you find out it is legal in California


AnInfiniteAmount

Title should've been: Roll Tide


KermitsGreenCock

Weed is illegal in Florida and that doesn't stop me from smoking it.


CleCavs2020Champs

Ohio is the place to be for incest, it allows incest of adults unless it is between it includes ones parental figure. So sibling + sibling = ok in Ohio; cousin + cousin = ok in ohio


Linkthekid22

Quick we need to adapt the joke to new Jersey


MohsinMakesMemes

The rest of America to people from Alabama : wouldn't that make you... A criminal?!


DontAskWhyINameThis

How manny more lies will the council gonna told me


loginpu2

100 I would bang her.


mlwspace2005

Speeding is illegal everywhere, that doesn't stop me


Crispy_mm

I genuinely thought it was from Merlin as it's the same actress in both series


Canadian_Racist

C'mon up north and fuck your cousin


Bennyj98

But it IS legal in New Jersey. And for some reason... encouraged??


Isa_Zen

*moves to New Jersey*


Phantom-form

"Most European countries." Is what I said. But keep making things up shithead.


Akhanyatin

Why is Morgan le Fay wearing modern clothes? Is this Kara with red hair? I'm confused.


sweonlart

In Germany we say “Wo kein Kläger, da kein Richter.”


Bonus_Think

People from Alabama seeing this post be like: Mom, is this true Sister: idk People from Alabama: ok mom


Knuffya

morality aside, incest should not be illegal. everyone should be able to fuck anyone they want, implying (age of) consent.


Black_DemonSk

What you're saying is that you can give birth to someone and fuck him after some time?


Knuffya

i certainly wouldn't but who are you to tell two consenting adults that they are not allowed to have sex because you think it's weird? That is the exact same logic homophobes apply.


LadiesAndGentlegays

A familial relationship should never be sexual. The relationship between a parent and their child, no matter if that child is of legal age or not, should never be sexual. You cannot raise a child and then have sex with them when they grow up, that's just like marrying a child and waiting until they're of legal age to sleep with them. It's creepy, and it's wrong. A sibling relationship should never be sexual, and anyone with siblings knows that.


Knuffya

>It's creepy, and it's wrong. > >A sibling relationship should never be sexual What's that beside your, and others, opinion?I could just aswell say *"One should never have sexual relations with redheaded people. It's creepy and it's wrong. You are not allowed to have sex with her"*. Follows the exact same logic. But somehow that's frowned upon, even tho it's the same thing with different adjectives.


LadiesAndGentlegays

It's not the same, at all. Go back to your mother's basement and keep fapping to your incest porn, you delusional cunt. If you raise a child, and then decide that you want to fuck this thing that you loved and cared for all its life, that was dependent on you for a very long time, then you hold a position of power over that child (even if they're legal, or an adult at that stage). This is the same reason a teacher cannot sleep with a student.


Knuffya

>, you delusional cunt why must people without any valid arguments always resort to personal insults. learn how to participate in a discussion or no one will take you seriously, kiddo.


LadiesAndGentlegays

I have made arguments, and yours are all completely stupid. Comparing a physical trait (red hair) to literally fucking your child or sibling is nonsensical, and not even on the same level. Plus there are power dynamics to think of, and other issues like producing a baby that's more than likely going to have complicated medical problems and a really hard life. Next time you're having a discussion with someone, listen to what they're actually saying instead of focusing on insults. And by the way, I stand by what I said.


Knuffya

>Next time you're having a discussion with someone, listen to what they're actually saying instead of focusing on insults. And by the way, I stand by what I said. I am not reading any comment in a discussion that involves insults. Learn how to participate in a discussion, or don't. ​ >nd other issues like producing a baby that's more than likely going to have complicated medical problems and a really hard life I agree that such pregnancies should be legally prohibited. Of course this is not easily enforcible, and no women should be forced to abort their child, but this could be solved by making the parents obliged to pay for every single related medical complication their child encounters ever. Not the taxpayers. If they are broke (which they'll most likely be lol), confiscate everything they'll ever have and force them to forced labor (like small-charged criminals) if they refuse to engange in employment. This way they serve at least as an example to others.


WrightyPegz

No


Knuffya

Don't get me wrong, i would never do this shit myself. In the same way i would never suck a dick. Yet i do not condemn other dudes shlurpin a gurkin. But who are **you** to tell two consenting adults that they are not allowed to have sex because **you** think it's weird.


WrightyPegz

Because the risk of pregnancy means that a child could be born with life-altering birth defects and it would be better to not run that risk.


Knuffya

forbidding such child births is a justified thing. But this can be done without forbidding sex. Just by, for example, making the parents pay for any related medical issue their kid encounters, instead of tax money.