I would not be surprised
By - mustardwulf
Favorite meme of my night
Got a chuckle out of me lol
That's high praise
It was more than a nose exhale for sure
I hope smoke came billowing out, dragon style.
I shed a tear of laughter.
It's great because this is an iconic line but there are very few instances you could really make a meme out of it.
There is literally no other place where you can use this.
r/DeclarationMemes would like a word.
I really shouldn’t be surprised this subreddit exist yet I still am.
After r/Barackobamasankles there's not a lot that can surprise me
Yeah I don’t think anything is going to top that.
favorite meme of my morning
Then you should check out r/DeclarationMemes.
Check out r/DeclarationMemes.
There’s some good shit over at the shit hole right now
Aight.. Cyberpunk 2021 W D.C
At least in the movie they did it with style and discreetly
Coca Cola hires a group to destroy the Bill of Rights so we can live in one nation under James Quincy for conquering and soda for all
You know at least I don't have to buy water from fucking Ne**le any more that's an absolute win
Ill buy Ne**le’s baby food tho. It’s good af
If I was a toddler I'd be sucking on Ne\*\*le's Nido. I was fucking addicted to shaking that shit.
If anyone's wondering, breastmilk can't be equally replaced by any approved formula, and this particular company has been trying to sell baby formula in markets where it's not widely used due to poverty by advertising it as a superior to breast milk product. It is proven to not be superior, and it always negatively effects the child's health in comparison to breast milk.
Now I've had four kids and two required formula to eat, one had lactose intolerance from birth and couldn't process milk. There are many legitimate circumstances in which formula is a good thing, and much needed by children.
But lying in ways that harm children to push product is pretty fucked up.
Additionally, using formula with non-purified water gives the infant diarrhea, which is deadly at that age.
Nestle kills babies.
And there was something about not breast feeding that causes less breast milk to be produced causing the mother's that opted for the formula to have to rely on it to keep their child alive. But I can't quite remember if this was an actual fact or it's me imagining things.
Read that too. Formule reduces the need for breastfeeding and your body adepts by producing less.
Once the free formula is gone, there is no breastmilk any more and the baby gets malnourished.
Ah good , Something we have in common
And even moreso, I've heard in some markets they give enough free formula that the mothers can't produce milk, leaving their only choice the formula itself
Weren't there some scandals about harmful substances in Nestlés baby food? Like serious amounts of mineral oils and shit like that?
My dumbass thought you guys were saying needle
Why the censoring of this particular conglomerate’s name? I see others doing it to, and I’m legitimately curious/out of the loop.
Because fuck Ne**lé, that's why, does guys are an insult to humanity.
For sure, totally agree. Is it intended to be like a “they’re so bad we won’t even say their name” kind of thing?
They bought 100% of the water supply to a small impoverished town, and then sold their water back to them at astronomical margins
They’re unethical to the point of murder, and have done just about every wrong possible
They are disgusting, I’d say to the level of being an insult if called that
I prefer calling them the n-company
Damn, these National Treasure sequels are really getting out of hand.
Honestly I think Disney-Pepsi-Comcast would be a better president over Coke-Time Warner-InBev. But what do I know.
those two are just splitting the beverage vote. your party needs to unify or it will always lose to Apple-Amazon-Verizon-Tesla
fucking dumbass drinkies, techies all the way
Well, personally I like coke but Disney-Pepsi-Comcast has a near monopoly on the entertainment vote. So, eh.
eh, apple-amazon has quite the strangle hold on the music vote, and i wouldn't count prime + twitch out on the entertainment vote, although I am a fan of the mandolorian
It's quite the conundrum we've gotten ourselves in ever since we decided that since corporations are people they could technically run for president and other offices.
so you want to label them as sub-human? what are you some kinda race purist? all people matter!
Well...here's the thing....will there be healthcare?
this meme is a national treasure
Okay but hear me out:
# National Treasure 3: International Treasure
OC I demand writing credits and fee Disney no steal
I see. Let's see how long before someone steals it.
Now it has to be done. Its the law of the internet.
This is the way.
^^^^^^^^to ^^^^^^^^get ^^^^^^^^teeth ^^^^^^^^kicked ^^^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^^by ^^^^^^^^7 ^^^^^^^^ft ^^^^^^^^3 ^^^^^^^^security ^^^^^^^^dude ^^^^^^^^& ^^^^^^^^felony
This is the way.
You expect me to travel across the capital and take an ass whooping from a 7'3" bouncer?
No. But it would be a great asset for next generations. You'll be remembered.
You might like r/DeclarationMemes.
It belongs in a museum.
My meme just got removed for “being political” yet these ones get to stay up what the fuck?
same might have been too dark mine was about the civil war 2
You have to avoid the mods
Alternatively, you let them top
On r/memes I once had one taken down at 8k votes. Even argued with the mod about it cause he/she was a hypocrite.
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Tip #3 of the day, don't use Reddit
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Use op's mom instead
Its not like mods here arent full of crap too
Got a meme removed at 6k when it was in hot because it was "not a dank meme"
Kinda funny but honestly this is just sad we get painted so badly by this minority to the point we look like a utter shitshow of a nation
I mean stealing it isn't really political
Stop making terrible memes bro
where in the declaration of independence. asking for a friend
when it's not on display,
it is lowered into a four-foot-thick
concrete, steel-plated vault...
that happens to be equipped
with an electronic combination lock
and biometric access-denial systems.
The L and the E are used twice!
I started reading this like The Land of the E.
Pretty garbage for a password protecting a major historical document
hunter2, they should’ve used a password like mine. You know Reddit automatically censors your password if you type it in a comment.
Ooo lemme try
You know what?
\**Walks into gift shop and steals a rolled-up replica*\*
I think I'm good.
this is the LockPickingLawyer ...
*And today we have a- oop... huh, I already picked it... whoops.*
The still is from [this documentary](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368891/) on the declaration. It has all the information your friend needs.
wow i liked the first one, can't believe it only got 6.9 on imdb
6.9 is a very high score for IMDB, especially for a goofy comedy/action movie.
Ok someone explain to me whats going on? I just got up from sleep and I'm seeing all these memes.
Pro-Trump protesters stormed the US capital building
Ah shit, here we go again.
And we were having such a good run off people not storming the capital 208 years all for nothing
I'm cancelling 2021 after my 7 day trial
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I don't know, I'll probably just share an account with someone else.
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They're gonna have to reset the sign back to 0, smh
Why does it always feel like the US is the biggest concentration of idiots on earth?
Cause it is
Because we've been defunding our public education system for years.
That wasn't even that great to begin with
We are just loudest. Everyone is dumb
I don't even think that's true. Look at how we handled covid. Hundreds of thousands of people don't die because of a loud minority of stupid people.
~~Because it is in fact the biggest concentration of idiots on earth~~
~~take a guess~~
What I meant to say is, uh, well, I'm sure the US has its own reasons.
Well the US is the 3rd most populous country.
Protesters? Try “rioters” or “seditious terrorists”
Rioters would be more accurate
Terrorists would be best
Bro same I literally just woke up and i was so confused
When is this movie gonna be released? Us non-Americans are interested.
not sure if this is a joke but the movie is called national treasure if you're interested
it was a joke but thanks I'll definitely check it out🤝
Live streaming is available now. Just watch the news. Sequel probably in a few days or weeks.
Lmao that movie is actually good tho
What’s the name? I really need a distraction.
Thank you! Watching it right now.
It’s a pretty fun guilty pleasure movie lol, second one isn’t as good but still worth a watch.
I hope they make a part 3.
I’ve been waiting over a decade for a third movie. Heard rumors for years but nothing ever came of it. I think now more than ever would be a great time for that sort of movie.
National Treasure 3
The part were Morgz mum blows up the white house is great
Bald Martin fucking dies
So every other video?
This is the only good one.
Don't give us any ideas
What the fuck is happening? I heard the the rabid trump supporters invaded the White House.
The Hoise and Senate and just kinda stood around after they got in. I feel bad, my parents support him bit arent like these raving lunatics
Why? Why would they invade on of the most heavily defended and monitored buildings semi available to the public?
That is a blatant lie. Sure they had little resistance but the definitively attacked the small police presence and vandalized the capitol.
Idk, the footage I saw looked alot calmer than last years riots. But if I speak anything positive of the orange devil I'll be banned so w/e
There is footage of a mob of them intimidating a lone police officer in the Capitol building and there is widely published footage of them smashing their way in, breaking windows and at least one door down. Plus they found 3 bombs so theres that. Just because you had your eyes closed when you were watching the news doesnt mean they were calm and peaceful.
Literal bombs were found at the scene of the protest as well as Molotov cocktails. I’m glad you attribute this behavior to Trump though, we can agree on that.
A woman was shot and three other people died doesn’t sound to calm to me
They did smash windows kek turn on the tv.
Even so, they know their “glorious leader” is getting kicked out in two weeks. Why bother doing something like that?
A statement I guess. There wasnt any looting or rioting and burning down local businesses unlike other 'protests' so honestly not much happened
Yeah you're right, no looting or rioting, just domestic terrorism and an attempted coup. No big deal.
Well, at least that’s something.
Can someone please explain to me what the fuck happened this morning I'm Asian and I woke up this morning drowning in DC memes
Apparently after Trump lost election and called it a fraud his supporters stormed the congress or something like that
These Right wing crazos I swear
Yeah Trumps supporters were “peacefully” protesting outside the capital building and decided to storm the capital while both the house and the senate were in session. Forcing them to be evacuated. Two pipe bombs were found at both the Democratic parties headquarters and the Republican parties headquarters. 4 people died and in the same end the Congress certified the election results but we are in for some rough coming weeks. I hate this country
come to europe its safer
What's happening in DC, I'm South African, so I'm having a hard time understanding.l what's going on.
nick cage is a gem🙏🙏🙏
Fuck everyone who downvoted you man
Nick, I’m beggin’ ya, don’t do it!!!
You son of a bitch. I’m in.
Payday music intensifies
Some fucker boutta steal the constitution and become the new bill gates from selling it
All I see is... Peaceful protest. I mean, a "fiery, but mostly peaceful" protest.
This made me laugh out loud, thank you
Its a clue
i don't doubt it
*blows air out of my nose*
And I’m gonna help him ;)
I was gonna make this thank you!!!
I think I’m boutta steal
Oh you know it's going to happen
Oh so your meme doesn't get pulled by gay mods ok
it was all a distraction
Unlike Congress, the DoC actually has competent security.
I'm saving this meme as a memoir of the incidence. Thank you
I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence (derogatory)
r/redditagainstdownvote you have been downvoted for no reasons, we'll help you
Steal it to save it
This is my favorite thing on the Internet holy fuck
Not sure why but this made me bust up lol
D.C. is the new Florida
Alright this can’t be topped I’m going to sleep.