T O P

I would not be surprised

I would not be surprised

joseluis003

Favorite meme of my night


PICKLEOFDOOOM

Got a chuckle out of me lol


sonofpam

That's high praise


elch3w

It was more than a nose exhale for sure


MusicalMarijuana

I hope smoke came billowing out, dragon style.


Songandsilence3

I shed a tear of laughter.


Electronic-Orange117

\+1


vigilantcomicpenguin

It's great because this is an iconic line but there are very few instances you could really make a meme out of it.


Jetninjapro27

There is literally no other place where you can use this.


RFRFanBoy

r/DeclarationMemes would like a word.


AmazingV_24

I really shouldn’t be surprised this subreddit exist yet I still am.


MysteriousPineaple

After r/Barackobamasankles there's not a lot that can surprise me


AmazingV_24

Yeah I don’t think anything is going to top that.


Jetninjapro27

Uh oh


0JustaMemer0

favorite meme of my morning


RFRFanBoy

Then you should check out r/DeclarationMemes.


[deleted]

Same here


RFRFanBoy

Check out r/DeclarationMemes.


IVEMIND

There’s some good shit over at the shit hole right now Just sayin


BD_secureIT

Aight.. Cyberpunk 2021 W D.C


ShadowSlayerYT

At least in the movie they did it with style and discreetly


Sherbert272

Coca Cola hires a group to destroy the Bill of Rights so we can live in one nation under James Quincy for conquering and soda for all


nut_nut_november

You know at least I don't have to buy water from fucking Ne**le any more that's an absolute win


Electrox7

Ill buy Ne**le’s baby food tho. It’s good af


papapandamug

If I was a toddler I'd be sucking on Ne\*\*le's Nido. I was fucking addicted to shaking that shit.


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If anyone's wondering, breastmilk can't be equally replaced by any approved formula, and this particular company has been trying to sell baby formula in markets where it's not widely used due to poverty by advertising it as a superior to breast milk product. It is proven to not be superior, and it always negatively effects the child's health in comparison to breast milk. Now I've had four kids and two required formula to eat, one had lactose intolerance from birth and couldn't process milk. There are many legitimate circumstances in which formula is a good thing, and much needed by children. But lying in ways that harm children to push product is pretty fucked up.


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Additionally, using formula with non-purified water gives the infant diarrhea, which is deadly at that age. Nestle kills babies.


AceWither

And there was something about not breast feeding that causes less breast milk to be produced causing the mother's that opted for the formula to have to rely on it to keep their child alive. But I can't quite remember if this was an actual fact or it's me imagining things.


thomooo

Read that too. Formule reduces the need for breastfeeding and your body adepts by producing less. Once the free formula is gone, there is no breastmilk any more and the baby gets malnourished.


MaadhyamB

Ah good , Something we have in common


W1D0WM4K3R

And even moreso, I've heard in some markets they give enough free formula that the mothers can't produce milk, leaving their only choice the formula itself


incboy95

Weren't there some scandals about harmful substances in Nestlés baby food? Like serious amounts of mineral oils and shit like that?


RunnyRose

My dumbass thought you guys were saying needle


ScoobyDewbieDude

Why the censoring of this particular conglomerate’s name? I see others doing it to, and I’m legitimately curious/out of the loop.


MemegodDave

Because fuck Ne**lé, that's why, does guys are an insult to humanity.


ScoobyDewbieDude

For sure, totally agree. Is it intended to be like a “they’re so bad we won’t even say their name” kind of thing?


ahmed_19905

yes


DiscipleofTzeentch

They bought 100% of the water supply to a small impoverished town, and then sold their water back to them at astronomical margins They’re unethical to the point of murder, and have done just about every wrong possible


darkgiIls

They are disgusting, I’d say to the level of being an insult if called that


R3lay0

I prefer calling them the n-company


Thecatnamedgary

Ne🅱️🅱️le


vigilantcomicpenguin

Damn, these National Treasure sequels are really getting out of hand.


thesequimkid

Honestly I think Disney-Pepsi-Comcast would be a better president over Coke-Time Warner-InBev. But what do I know.


stixyBW

those two are just splitting the beverage vote. your party needs to unify or it will always lose to Apple-Amazon-Verizon-Tesla fucking dumbass drinkies, techies all the way


thesequimkid

Well, personally I like coke but Disney-Pepsi-Comcast has a near monopoly on the entertainment vote. So, eh.


stixyBW

eh, apple-amazon has quite the strangle hold on the music vote, and i wouldn't count prime + twitch out on the entertainment vote, although I am a fan of the mandolorian


thesequimkid

It's quite the conundrum we've gotten ourselves in ever since we decided that since corporations are people they could technically run for president and other offices.


stixyBW

so you want to label them as sub-human? what are you some kinda race purist? all people matter!


Cm0002

Well...here's the thing....will there be healthcare?


its_hector_

this meme is a national treasure


ajblipblop1122

Literally!


Moist_Ambrosia

r/thatsthejoke


[deleted]

Literally!


elhermanobrother

this meme is a national treasure


Darth_Memer_1916

Literally!


DebentureThyme

Okay but hear me out: # National Treasure 3: International Treasure OC I demand writing credits and fee Disney no steal


ConsiderationStock15

I see. Let's see how long before someone steals it.


stockmule

Now it has to be done. Its the law of the internet.


exemplariasuntomni

This is the way. ^^^^^^^^to ^^^^^^^^get ^^^^^^^^teeth ^^^^^^^^kicked ^^^^^^^^in ^^^^^^^^by ^^^^^^^^7 ^^^^^^^^ft ^^^^^^^^3 ^^^^^^^^security ^^^^^^^^dude ^^^^^^^^& ^^^^^^^^felony


ConsiderationStock15

This is the way.


ZappsMissingUndies

You expect me to travel across the capital and take an ass whooping from a 7'3" bouncer?


ConsiderationStock15

No. But it would be a great asset for next generations. You'll be remembered.


[deleted]

Literally


Moist_Ambrosia

r/thatsthejoke


RFRFanBoy

You might like r/DeclarationMemes.


RABBLE-R0USER

It belongs in a museum.


ShreksRoar

My meme just got removed for “being political” yet these ones get to stay up what the fuck?


_lord_ruin

same might have been too dark mine was about the civil war 2


nut_nut_november

You have to avoid the mods


ThanosCopter6969

Alternatively, you let them top


KaptainChunk

On r/memes I once had one taken down at 8k votes. Even argued with the mod about it cause he/she was a hypocrite.


fabio_silviu

Tip of da day, don't use r/memes


ZachAttack6089

Tip #2 of the day, don't use r/dankmemes Tip #3 of the day, don't use Reddit


Eguy24

Tip #4 of the day, don’t use the wholesome award for shit that ain’t wholesome


theElderKing_7337

Tip #5 of the day, breathe only when necessary.


dankman69420lol

Tip #6 of the day, don’t drink the clear liquid stuff that smells like chlorine


pletskoo_

Tip #7 of the day, give me a platinum


big-boy-cow

Tip #8 of the day, The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.


SH4D0W0733

Tip #10 of the day, save time by skipping numbers.


leeeeerrroy_Jenkinks

Use op's mom instead


sans_the_romanian

Its not like mods here arent full of crap too Got a meme removed at 6k when it was in hot because it was "not a dank meme"


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_lord_ruin

Kinda funny but honestly this is just sad we get painted so badly by this minority to the point we look like a utter shitshow of a nation


Kasup-MasterRace

I mean stealing it isn't really political


shawnisboring

Stop making terrible memes bro 😎


dearg3142

where in the declaration of independence. asking for a friend


[deleted]

National Archives.


exemplariasuntomni

when it's not on display, it is lowered into a four-foot-thick concrete, steel-plated vault... that happens to be equipped with an electronic combination lock and biometric access-denial systems.


lxMALEXxl

V-A-L-L-E-Y-F-O-R-G-E


ronnoc15

The L and the E are used twice!


93yourcultleader93

I started reading this like The Land of the E.


Tonael

Pretty garbage for a password protecting a major historical document


xXDeathDaKIDXx

hunter2, they should’ve used a password like mine. You know Reddit automatically censors your password if you type it in a comment.


Tonael

Really? Ooo lemme try (0(K&bALL.t0RTuR3


Scipio11

You know what? \**Walks into gift shop and steals a rolled-up replica*\* I think I'm good.


NewtonsFLSword

this is the LockPickingLawyer ...


Gopnikolai

*And today we have a- oop... huh, I already picked it... whoops.*


dudinax

The still is from [this documentary](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368891/) on the declaration. It has all the information your friend needs.


oldDotredditisbetter

wow i liked the first one, can't believe it only got 6.9 on imdb


dudinax

6.9 is a very high score for IMDB, especially for a goofy comedy/action movie.


QroganReddit

the preamble


RunnyRose

Ok someone explain to me whats going on? I just got up from sleep and I'm seeing all these memes.


Ihasknees936

Pro-Trump protesters stormed the US capital building


RunnyRose

Ah shit, here we go again.


Wildcat_twister12

And we were having such a good run off people not storming the capital 208 years all for nothing


Bazingabowl

I'm cancelling 2021 after my 7 day trial


Wildcat_twister12

But if you sign up for the full year you’ll get access to thousands of your favorite tv shows and movies


Bazingabowl

I don't know, I'll probably just share an account with someone else.


angrymoppet

Sign up today for 2020 plus!


shawnisboring

They're gonna have to reset the sign back to 0, smh


MaxMM2462

Why does it always feel like the US is the biggest concentration of idiots on earth?


tubanxx12

Cause it is


memejets

Because we've been defunding our public education system for years.


Abyssal_Groot

That wasn't even that great to begin with


Party_With_Porkins

We are just loudest. Everyone is dumb


thebestjoeever

I don't even think that's true. Look at how we handled covid. Hundreds of thousands of people don't die because of a loud minority of stupid people.


SylentSymphonies

~~Because it is in fact the biggest concentration of idiots on earth~~ I mean ~~take a guess~~ What I meant to say is, uh, well, I'm sure the US has its own reasons.


GuyWhoSaidThat

Florida


sbarto

Well the US is the 3rd most populous country.


APence

Protesters? Try “rioters” or “seditious terrorists”


ender-marine

Rioters would be more accurate


[deleted]

Terrorists would be best


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wankerersupreme

Bro same I literally just woke up and i was so confused


sanfran13

When is this movie gonna be released? Us non-Americans are interested.


nyancatdude

not sure if this is a joke but the movie is called national treasure if you're interested


sanfran13

it was a joke but thanks I'll definitely check it out🤝


sunfaller

Live streaming is available now. Just watch the news. Sequel probably in a few days or weeks.


Dantoe4MrSimp

Lmao that movie is actually good tho


Cizarius

What’s the name? I really need a distraction.


Party_With_Porkins

National Treasure


Cizarius

Thank you! Watching it right now.


savingprivatebrian15

It’s a pretty fun guilty pleasure movie lol, second one isn’t as good but still worth a watch.


TheGreatSilverFang

I hope they make a part 3.


savingprivatebrian15

I’ve been waiting over a decade for a third movie. Heard rumors for years but nothing ever came of it. I think now more than ever would be a great time for that sort of movie.


mrsuns10

National Treasure 3


Killernati689

featuring morgz


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

The part were Morgz mum blows up the white house is great


SmolGoron

Bald Martin fucking dies


ShadyMan_

So every other video?


thehammz

This is the only good one.


ScaryStoryL0ver

Don't give us any ideas


Knight-Creep

What the fuck is happening? I heard the the rabid trump supporters invaded the White House.


MrSunbro

The Hoise and Senate and just kinda stood around after they got in. I feel bad, my parents support him bit arent like these raving lunatics


Knight-Creep

Why? Why would they invade on of the most heavily defended and monitored buildings semi available to the public?


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Sorrynasai

That is a blatant lie. Sure they had little resistance but the definitively attacked the small police presence and vandalized the capitol.


MrSunbro

Idk, the footage I saw looked alot calmer than last years riots. But if I speak anything positive of the orange devil I'll be banned so w/e


Shaushage_Shandwich

There is footage of a mob of them intimidating a lone police officer in the Capitol building and there is widely published footage of them smashing their way in, breaking windows and at least one door down. Plus they found 3 bombs so theres that. Just because you had your eyes closed when you were watching the news doesnt mean they were calm and peaceful.


Sorrynasai

Literal bombs were found at the scene of the protest as well as Molotov cocktails. I’m glad you attribute this behavior to Trump though, we can agree on that.


noah1jagger

A woman was shot and three other people died doesn’t sound to calm to me


PietroAllatta

They did smash windows kek turn on the tv.


Knight-Creep

Even so, they know their “glorious leader” is getting kicked out in two weeks. Why bother doing something like that?


MrSunbro

A statement I guess. There wasnt any looting or rioting and burning down local businesses unlike other 'protests' so honestly not much happened


DREWxFLOW

Yeah you're right, no looting or rioting, just domestic terrorism and an attempted coup. No big deal.


Knight-Creep

Well, at least that’s something.


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memes-of-awesome

Can someone please explain to me what the fuck happened this morning I'm Asian and I woke up this morning drowning in DC memes


T_Foxtrot

Apparently after Trump lost election and called it a fraud his supporters stormed the congress or something like that


memes-of-awesome

These Right wing crazos I swear


noah1jagger

Yeah Trumps supporters were “peacefully” protesting outside the capital building and decided to storm the capital while both the house and the senate were in session. Forcing them to be evacuated. Two pipe bombs were found at both the Democratic parties headquarters and the Republican parties headquarters. 4 people died and in the same end the Congress certified the election results but we are in for some rough coming weeks. I hate this country


Obi-Wan-Kenobii69

come to europe its safer


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ArticAstro

Bet.


ooggageboogle

What's happening in DC, I'm South African, so I'm having a hard time understanding.l what's going on.


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-litl-snek-

nick cage is a gem🙏🙏🙏


BassCoin88

Fuck everyone who downvoted you man


gdrider

Nick, I’m beggin’ ya, don’t do it!!!


ClentBeastWood

You son of a bitch. I’m in.


takethehit2005

Payday music intensifies


Nathan314159265

lmao


Oriond34

Some fucker boutta steal the constitution and become the new bill gates from selling it


gempi_galco

All I see is... Peaceful protest. I mean, a "fiery, but mostly peaceful" protest.


letigerscaramel

This made me laugh out loud, thank you


Jay_Sea27

Its a clue


yaprettymuch52

great meme


notagoodname042

i don't doubt it


lzrkennyloggins

Snake eyes


Homeless_Alex

*blows air out of my nose*


TheGregGreg

And I’m gonna help him ;)


mmeigs151

I was gonna make this thank you!!!


[deleted]

I think I’m boutta steal


Liar_of_partinel

Oh you know it's going to happen


Arkansas_Red

Oh so your meme doesn't get pulled by gay mods ok


whatablunderfullife

it was all a distraction


Historical-Jump

Gud meme


[deleted]

Unlike Congress, the DoC actually has competent security.


Ghost_Seeker69

I'm saving this meme as a memoir of the incidence. Thank you


boombadabing479

I'm going to steal the Declaration of Independence (derogatory)


Laserix

r/redditagainstdownvote you have been downvoted for no reasons, we'll help you


Huntsman1862

Steal it to save it


Sarararalalala

This is my favorite thing on the Internet holy fuck


xBlacksite

Not sure why but this made me bust up lol


IThamezI

D.C. is the new Florida


ColeTheDankMemer

Alright this can’t be topped I’m going to sleep.