mr rogers' typeline gave me a good chuckle

Why not just Ross nonbasic landwalk?

At this point landwalk is so deprecated that I don't really consider it a keyword anymore.

THE READING RAAAAAAAINBOW

My other idea for him was "T: Search your library for any card whose name contains the word "book", "tome", "scroll", "library" or "archive". Reveal that card and put it into your hand."