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Danyal_A_

🦍 Apes together strong


Grognak-the-Princess

Apes together. Satisfied.


THESOULCRUSHER73

MONKE


Cardboard_Boi

This is a certified Jimmy moment


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xFloppyDisx

REJECT HUMANITY. RETURN TO MONKE


TheLocalSimp01

👁 well….


Toughsums

There are actually tags like that .....on the six digit website


cabicinha

Words cant describe How disgustet i am right now. Sauce?


Toughsums

1.incognito 2.six digit website 3.tags 4.eye penetration 5.r/eyebleach


-TNB-o-

And why do you know this?


Toughsums

A gigguk video .... definitely no personal research


AdityaTheOne

Definitely


S4T4N-420

Sexy


alippr

r/guro moment


BVitone

Bro… it’s even worse than when people type r/ eyeblech knowing it’s not actually a mistake


Kyoya_sooohorni

Eye of Cthullu level bj


0Dylan

🧔🏻‍♀️ Penguinz0?


TheCowboyCrabb

HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT


CreativestName69420

IT’S THE MOBY HUGE


Karma19065

THROBBING


Frostwolf74

Text you can hear


zip-deni64

I laughed uncontrollably at this. Fuck you. Take an upvote.


deftpark3087660

Moist ;)


pufferfishofgluttony

Or Jesus


AlphaBetes97

Same thing


TarTimOoAl

our lord and savior Penguinz0


101jr101

I don't really watch his content that much but he is one of nicest dudes I've seen on Twitch. (No really!) I love how his fan base has stuck with him after all these years. Fucking great work fellas! Mad respect!


UngusBungus_

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR


IdioticMemeLover

THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! WOOOOOO!!!


CelestialBeingxd

At least you know it’s moist… 🥁


Alexwitminecraftbxrs

I love Charlie I’m jealous


elisejones14

Damn dude you got lucky. Mine is a fucking heart ❤️


RedditMemeViewer

👍damn it my dads favorite emoji


SgtXD357

🤷‍♂️ Mine reminds me of my ex; “wellllllll… size doesn’t really matter”


vito__________

🐹 fuck


UngusBungus_

Not unless I get to it’s asshole first


vito__________

*pulls out The .357 Smith & Wesson Magnum, .357 S&W Magnum, .357 Magnum, or 9×33mmR as it is known in unofficial metric designation, is a smokeless powder cartridge with a .357-inch bullet diameter. It was created by Elmer Keith, Phillip B. Sharpe, and Douglas B. Wesson of firearm manufacturers Smith & Wesson and Winchester*


UngusBungus_

Pulls out Dick Cheney Gun first invented in 1934 by Dick Cheney the 100th president of America


vito__________

*pulls out Carcano is the frequently used name for a series of Italian bolt-action, magazine-fed, repeating military rifles and carbines. Introduced in 1891, this rifle was chambered for the rimless 6.5×52mm Carcano round*


UngusBungus_

Dick Cheney Gun > poopoo gun (your gun)


sven9yo

Ayo dont forget to put ducktape around it if you dont they explode


CelestialBeingxd

Every suburban teen girl : 👀


InkySUS

🏢 oh fuck


CHlCKENPOWER

All you need is a plane like a giant flying dildo


InkySUS

and a second building


Mateille

All the people in the building? Or THE building?


InkySUS

both,its fiftty-triplle anal in my ass


confuseld_Mango

💥, Bye bye my good friend it was nice knowing you


[deleted]

"blow"job


PhatNoob_69

r/angryupvote


ZakkTheInsomniac

with a "bang"


Dr_Dressing

Is that really what we mean when we say "Let's bang"?


ZakkTheInsomniac

😈the devil🤘 pretty metal


cabicinha

This is a certified reverse Montero moment


ZakkTheInsomniac

well wont stop me from calling by their name


UsernamesAreABitch

Don’t worry, you can call them what you want


AverageMemerMan

that’s mine too😈😈😈


BrushTrue

🗿receiving head from a head interesting


pufferfishofgluttony

That usually is what happens


1507838Ab

This guy fucks


InfiniteGreninja

Do you normally give head with your leg?


ZakkTheInsomniac

lucky, head is literally the one thing they're known for


thiccccthigghhhss

🐍 no, no , NO!


BrushTrue

Forbidden snakussy


TheUsualSuspects443

*snussy


Pawdy-The-Furry

Sounds like a dream what do you mean Snakes = Long Fleshlights


GeorgieTheThird

If you agree to see a therapist I’ll pay your bills for you


Pawdy-The-Furry

Guess I shoulda been clearer… *anthro* snakes are like long fleshlights. I do not condone the usage of actual feral snakes irl as flesh lights.


bepisman2309

r/usernamechecksout


Absolutedumbass69

Nah just remove the fangs.


fullchaos40

Natures condom.


bigd8ckjohnson

Snakes don't have a natural gag reflex


MashdTatrs

perfect


mccarym_215

🧋i ain't gonna put my dick in that


ZakkTheInsomniac

yeah im pretty sure the straw is the main course with this


spinchbob

r/sounding


DefiZoomer

The coldness is soothing though


StarryNight593

How you know


NukEatsEDPsCupcakes

Experience


Beef_Games

r/sounding


bonnernotboner

No, it's going in your dick.


DumpyWoody

go on


TheChemicalSophie

⚠️ I’ll let you think about that that means because I’m stumped


NukEatsEDPsCupcakes

You got lucky compared to mine🤰


Dash1eight9

💀 mines not great


Flashy_Song_6406

Hazard sign...idk same for me and my guess was just like a monster in a hazmat suit....


truespirittx10

🍔 how the hell is this gonna work-?


tommygun2009

Ever seen the PETA ad with that crying burger giving a guy a bj?


Former_Fish420

Excuse me w h a t?


ZakkTheInsomniac

her name was Patty


No-Excitement-9062

Just stuff your dick in the burger, what'd you expect?


fish_unfucker_69

NOBODY LINK THE RUCKING VIDEO


MrMan4152

🖕🏻I’m scared of how this is gonna work


bous_clan

r/sounding


MrMan4152

WHY IS THAT A THING


Brudda_Bear_Gibby

r/eyebleach here


MrMan4152

You are a good man. Thank you


Brudda_Bear_Gibby

You are welcome, glad I didn’t forget the “a” lol


[deleted]

no no no i just forgot about that one nono


sneepsnart

🦀 im going to shit myself


Yeet69yeet96yeet

Crabussy


ZakkTheInsomniac

thats a good way to catch them


CelestialBeingxd

*Crab Rave intensifies*


Fearless532

💀 #not the Skeleton nooooo


ZakkTheInsomniac

bone zone


THESOULCRUSHER73

I got the same one lol


ZakkTheInsomniac

i mean its just the easiest, my other one was something about skull fucking


Indigestible_wine

💩 Omg


Idkwhatoname72

Amber Heard


EliteShadow2000

I'd be careful with Amber Heard, though, she's hot, but she's bonkers, wouldn't fly in Barney's Hot-Crazy Scale


Yautja69

Objection Hearsay


oheing

👌 so I guess I'll be getting a handjob


Sparki99

finger job


EliteShadow2000

Urethra fingering


Maleficent_Pound_805

🦈 oh god pls no


A-A-Ronm978

I mean it could be worse. Dolphins have raped people before so you’re getting off easy


NinjaBray2

🧀 Uhhhhhhhhhhh


L82DINNNER

It has holes...


BunchesOfCrunches

🐸 i will do what I must


CelestialBeingxd

Rib-bit for your pleasure


BunchesOfCrunches

That long tongue 😮‍💨


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No-Excitement-9062

At you, for using an emoji that makes jokes less funny for the people reading.


Kineticspartan

Not sure it matters when the tears make extra lube...


Caraqualquer01

🔥AHHHH MY DICK


BlackG82

🤓 "uhmmmm actually... you can't make me give head without my consent"


No-Excitement-9062

As a nerd, I'd probably tell you some shit like "Actually, 90% of people with anime pfp's have never felt the touch of a real woman before."


ZakkTheInsomniac

*they said with an anime girl as their bio pic*


Jacked_Sparrow22

😮‍💨 Already a blowing face


ZakkTheInsomniac

thats a face tired of giving bjs


Dfuz3-Flame

❤️… it’s going to be bloody


A-A-Ronm978

Yea sure but think of all the holes


deez_cheesy_nuts

✈ bouta make 9/11


DovahLizard

📷, how??


No-Excitement-9062

Take the case thing off and cum on the circuit boards.


Pacacacacca

👳‍♂️ hmm


ZakkTheInsomniac

is that a snake charmer? (bc if it is....seems fitting)


Brudda_Bear_Gibby

Hope you don’t explode


CellularPunk

That's Sikh emoji, not Muslim one lmao


Brudda_Bear_Gibby

So it’s even more funny


xFloppyDisx

I'm a Muslim and I laughed 💀


YumemiCrisis

🦇... Shit.


AnnualOutcome940

💀 shi man i’m getting the clockity clackity not sloppy toppy


0ptikYT

Undertale fanfic


TheXtremeSpike

👹 - I might as well cut my dick off myself


Mr-Sir22

😂 are they just laughing at how small my dick is or something?


corinadoulin

🍆 never tried docking before


BlairTheWitch767

🔫 oh well...


EATMYFARTS4719

🌵Well not much different from normal


Powerful-Dragon890

👀 How?


chacharealharsh

☠️ necrophilia shit


ihatehackers52

☕️ well ima let it cool of first before it burns


A-A-Ronm978

Ah, you’re taking the weak way out


TheDudePerson99

🍑 so… anal?


tommygun2009

🤮 I'm shrek and I'm getting a bj


NukEatsEDPsCupcakes

🤰 God damnit


Kineticspartan

😀 Mind the teeth please...


Laughable-February

😃 It all started with that smile..


Derpiliceous

😭 uuhhh I’m not sure it’s consensual


PoisonTypesAreCool

🫵 well then, get to it


A-A-Ronm978

As you wish 😋


Pteryll

😍 at least it loves me


That1ShyKidBackThen

🥯 uhh


xxemrgmi

🧦 seems like a normal Saturday to me


nathanielgallant

🍅 i… what … how?


keegan_brown123

🏳️‍🌈 makes sense since I’m a guy but it’s a flag


MysterioLad

⭐️ how the fuck is this supposed to give me head!?


TheCowboyCrabb

🌎 uh?


Metalsanic1278

🐀 oh no


Ph4ntomz0tt

🔪 Ik what I’ve got to do but i don’t know if I have the strength to do it..


JrForgetFull69

🤡 I’m ready for some of that clussy I’ve been hearing about


Few-Pomegranate-7295

💀 I think im in trouble too


GigantaGengar

💀 lmao


nadsterdahmer

🗿 ow


insertfunnynamehere7

🤨 what are you looking at


Pawdy-The-Furry

👈 uhhh help


ikaHideguy

👁️👄👁️ I kind of see this whole thing as one emoji. It wouldn't be to bad I guess.


Cosmicvon_gaming

➗ help


master_of_good_memes

🏞 what


DeepFriedDave69

🤢 It’s not that small man…


Illustrious_Duty_114

😻 This pussy apparently loves this


Toasty_Kh

👂How would that work


MacDonalds_Sprite

🗡️owie


meowingferret

🤖 ***meat grinder noises***


Icy-Barracuda-8489

💜 a purple heart? That's just gross


mitchellll4

👍, so no head?


Master_Nineteenth

🕵‍♂️, got detective bj on the task.


Grognak-the-Princess

💙 what does this mean


jthememelord69420

🦍 hmm


metalman98

🤤 this is good


RedGaper

😨 Idk if this means I'm raping someone


canecroney

🤤, looking good


Negative_Excuse3096

🐊FUUUUUUUUCK


Dillon812

🧂I'm not sure how bad this is, definitely unpleasant


Ze_idiot

🇹🇷hehehe


Undertalelover1234

😔 this feels non-consensual


LuigiBoi87

👍🏻 HOW?


JopssYT

R/suddenlysexoffender