By - Ostrich_Exterminator
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Apes together strong
Apes together. Satisfied.
This is a certified Jimmy moment
REJECT HUMANITY. RETURN TO MONKE
There are actually tags like that .....on the six digit website
Words cant describe How disgustet i am right now.
2.six digit website
And why do you know this?
A gigguk video .... definitely no personal research
Bro… it’s even worse than when people type r/ eyeblech knowing it’s not actually a mistake
Eye of Cthullu level bj
HE'S PULLING HIS COCK OUT
IT’S THE MOBY HUGE
Text you can hear
I laughed uncontrollably at this. Fuck you. Take an upvote.
our lord and savior Penguinz0
I don't really watch his content that much but he is one of nicest dudes I've seen on Twitch. (No really!) I love how his fan base has stuck with him after all these years. Fucking great work fellas! Mad respect!
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT! WOOOOOO!!!
At least you know it’s moist… 🥁
I love Charlie I’m jealous
Damn dude you got lucky. Mine is a fucking heart ❤️
👍damn it my dads favorite emoji
Mine reminds me of my ex; “wellllllll… size doesn’t really matter”
Not unless I get to it’s asshole first
*pulls out The .357 Smith & Wesson Magnum, .357 S&W Magnum, .357 Magnum, or 9×33mmR as it is known in unofficial metric designation, is a smokeless powder cartridge with a .357-inch bullet diameter. It was created by Elmer Keith, Phillip B. Sharpe, and Douglas B. Wesson of firearm manufacturers Smith & Wesson and Winchester*
Pulls out Dick Cheney Gun first invented in 1934 by Dick Cheney the 100th president of America
*pulls out Carcano is the frequently used name for a series of Italian bolt-action, magazine-fed, repeating military rifles and carbines. Introduced in 1891, this rifle was chambered for the rimless 6.5×52mm Carcano round*
Dick Cheney Gun > poopoo gun (your gun)
Ayo dont forget to put ducktape around it if you dont they explode
Every suburban teen girl : 👀
🏢 oh fuck
All you need is a plane like a giant flying dildo
and a second building
All the people in the building?
Or THE building?
both,its fiftty-triplle anal in my ass
💥, Bye bye my good friend it was nice knowing you
with a "bang"
Is that really what we mean when we say "Let's bang"?
😈the devil🤘 pretty metal
This is a certified reverse Montero moment
well wont stop me from calling by their name
Don’t worry, you can call them what you want
that’s mine too😈😈😈
🗿receiving head from a head interesting
That usually is what happens
This guy fucks
Do you normally give head with your leg?
lucky, head is literally the one thing they're known for
🐍 no, no , NO!
Sounds like a dream what do you mean
Snakes = Long Fleshlights
If you agree to see a therapist I’ll pay your bills for you
Guess I shoulda been clearer… *anthro* snakes are like long fleshlights.
I do not condone the usage of actual feral snakes irl as flesh lights.
Nah just remove the fangs.
Snakes don't have a natural gag reflex
🧋i ain't gonna put my dick in that
yeah im pretty sure the straw is the main course with this
The coldness is soothing though
How you know
No, it's going in your dick.
I’ll let you think about that that means because I’m stumped
You got lucky compared to mine🤰
💀 mines not great
Hazard sign...idk same for me and my guess was just like a monster in a hazmat suit....
🍔 how the hell is this gonna work-?
Ever seen the PETA ad with that crying burger giving a guy a bj?
Excuse me w h a t?
her name was Patty
Just stuff your dick in the burger, what'd you expect?
NOBODY LINK THE RUCKING VIDEO
🖕🏻I’m scared of how this is gonna work
WHY IS THAT A THING
You are a good man. Thank you
You are welcome, glad I didn’t forget the “a” lol
no no no i just forgot about that one nono
🦀 im going to shit myself
thats a good way to catch them
*Crab Rave intensifies*
💀 #not the Skeleton nooooo
I got the same one lol
i mean its just the easiest, my other one was something about skull fucking
I'd be careful with Amber Heard, though, she's hot, but she's bonkers, wouldn't fly in Barney's Hot-Crazy Scale
👌 so I guess I'll be getting a handjob
🦈 oh god pls no
I mean it could be worse. Dolphins have raped people before so you’re getting off easy
It has holes...
🐸 i will do what I must
Rib-bit for your pleasure
That long tongue 😮💨
At you, for using an emoji that makes jokes less funny for the people reading.
Not sure it matters when the tears make extra lube...
🔥AHHHH MY DICK
🤓 "uhmmmm actually... you can't make me give head without my consent"
As a nerd, I'd probably tell you some shit like "Actually, 90% of people with anime pfp's have never felt the touch of a real woman before."
*they said with an anime girl as their bio pic*
Already a blowing face
thats a face tired of giving bjs
❤️… it’s going to be bloody
Yea sure but think of all the holes
✈ bouta make 9/11
Take the case thing off and cum on the circuit boards.
is that a snake charmer?
(bc if it is....seems fitting)
Hope you don’t explode
That's Sikh emoji, not Muslim one lmao
So it’s even more funny
I'm a Muslim and I laughed 💀
💀 shi man i’m getting the clockity clackity not sloppy toppy
👹 - I might as well cut my dick off myself
😂 are they just laughing at how small my dick is or something?
never tried docking before
🔫 oh well...
🌵Well not much different from normal
☠️ necrophilia shit
☕️ well ima let it cool of first before it burns
Ah, you’re taking the weak way out
🍑 so… anal?
🤮 I'm shrek and I'm getting a bj
🤰 God damnit
Mind the teeth please...
😃 It all started with that smile..
😭 uuhhh I’m not sure it’s consensual
well then, get to it
As you wish 😋
😍 at least it loves me
🧦 seems like a normal Saturday to me
🍅 i… what … how?
🏳️🌈 makes sense since I’m a guy but it’s a flag
⭐️ how the fuck is this supposed to give me head!?
🐀 oh no
🔪 Ik what I’ve got to do but i don’t know if I have the strength to do it..
🤡 I’m ready for some of that clussy I’ve been hearing about
💀 I think im in trouble too
🤨 what are you looking at
👈 uhhh help
👁️👄👁️ I kind of see this whole thing as one emoji. It wouldn't be to bad I guess.
It’s not that small man…
😻 This pussy apparently loves this
👂How would that work
***meat grinder noises***
💜 a purple heart? That's just gross
👍, so no head?
🕵♂️, got detective bj on the task.
💙 what does this mean
🤤 this is good
😨 Idk if this means I'm raping someone
🤤, looking good
🧂I'm not sure how bad this is, definitely unpleasant
😔 this feels non-consensual