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Stuffed-Bear

I wish I scrolled past this


sp1ke365

Agreed


Nahnotgonnahappen

I second this


TheHolyBanana123

I third this


superoverload11

I fourth this


Nydelok

I fifth this


awsome-dumy27

I can’t count


ShebaAttack

I seventh this


MrChickinMan

I eighth this


BigPPSaitama

Ah well *Unzips*


RainyCobra77982

No


BigPPSaitama

It's too late my friend


RabidWolf_

Welcome to the dark side


chickenfucker3

Welcum to the Darkside now


True_Sith_Lord

I couldn't stop it when my brain made me read it in jar jar voice


EmoEmu_69

Same bro


Zekiellix

Same bro (2)


idkman1969

same bro (3)


AlotOfNumbers425728

Same bro (4)


Grey_hotdog

Same bro (5)


hewhofaps-wins

Same bro (6)


CrazyCreeper1207

Same bro (7)


Tramnack

Same bro (8)


FoughtBird1976

Same bro (9)


Dildo_Swagging_69420

Same bro (9)


Crimson_Wind_

Same bro


chickenfucker3

Same cousin


sp1ke365

Same bro


EditorDry60

Same bro(7)


AAAThEPRo

Same


t0y0mansi

Same and mesa are anagrams.


GamingBeluga

no


Cabusao

I am pretty sure there is someone who will use that in a porn parody.


Nanukthewickerbeast

It's already been done before.


Cabusao

Wait...what?


Nanukthewickerbeast

https://34hentai.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=106 There you go buddy


bsipp777

What a terrible day to have eyes


DepressedOctopus8

*wonderful


TheReaper2077

glorious


Cabusao

I am amused yet terrified... And a little bit horny, I guess.


happyfoam

I ain't clicking that shit.


JuicyJaysGigaloJoys

Rule 34


EmoEmu_69

~~I damn well hope so~~


Elevayshun

As a star wars fan why the fuck.


EmoEmu_69

As a Star Wars fan, why not?


Scratchpost6677

After all, science isn’t about why, it’s about WHY NOT! *Why* is so much of our science dangerous? Why not *MARRY* safe science if you love it so much? In fact, why not invent a *special safety door* that won’t hit you in the BUTT on the way out because YOU ARE FIRED!


Silentexho

Nobody can do it better than J.K Simmons.


Certain_Mind4101

You gave me a good reason to go to bed and forget I ever read this.


USAndor

What a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day to have eyes


signofthecross17

What a horrible night to have eyes.


zombear33

Why can I see this in my head?


Wolf_Lord81

We shouldn’t have it at all…


Tramnack

Remember his tongue that can shoot out?


EliteGamer01767

Oh god what the fuck


Tramnack

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


halflingwithring

Oh god I heard his voice read that in my head....oddly kinda kinky


Nutella_boy23

I want to forget every fucking world of this


Michallin

God why am I able to hear his voice


webkilla

Mesa nut!


luke_zero_2

jar jar sounds like mario


throwaway131729

Mesa so horny, mesa love you long time


Lonewolf5676

It's not too late to delete this


OneFuckedWarthog

I cannot unsee the image in my head now. Thanks.


PhilistinesNeedToDie

Fucking hell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vocondus

Bombad senator puss


ProfessionalCrow4816

in the star wars manga jar jar has a son sooooooooooooooooo


torchictoucher

Hot


zhard01

….well they got the cadence of the speech right


guyfromlandofooo

JarJar no


Thegroundbeefisraw

Darth Jar Jar strikes from the shadows


FrostedBadge564

*Starts beatboxing*


Ok-Helicopter4958

I need r/Eyebleach


Lucario2356

Nope, [Insert that one video of the dude taking a gun to his chin and making his head splode]


ChishNFips87

Knowing it’s Jar Jar, I’m not surprised.


porkrolleggandchi

That was a bombad comment


KingxGuyah

Nice


Anim3_simp

i wish i didn’t see this but this made me laugh


k0xich1

that’s enough reddit for this year


Zaraphkiel

This induced the best 'what the fuck did I just read' I've had in a long time, thank you.


Mmmmclarke

I’m so pissed that I laughed at this


superoverload11

My eyes are yearning for bleach


Zodiarche1111

Jar jar bangs, who would have thought it?


IcarusButAlive

Luke: “how did my father die?” Obi Wan: “He was murdered… By me, fuck that Gungan. You were SUPPOSED to be Vader’s son but nooOOoo, Padme just HAD to let the guy who gave the Emperor fucking emergency military powers and basically made the empire we know and hate today ALSO give HER the fucking Gungan dick… Did you know you were meant to be one of, if not the strongest force wielder in the galaxy? Yeah, now you’re part fish, how’s that feel? Pretty messed up huh? Oh by the way, you know that princess? Princess Leah? Yeah, she’s part fish too, yep you’re siblings. Nah, you know what, I’m gonna march straight into the Death Star, find Vader, and turn you AND her in. This abomination ends today, why have I protected you all these years? Fuck you, fuck Leah, fuck Jar Jar, fuck Padme, and fuck this messed up galaxy.” *storms off*


random-name69420

stop


Specht100

What the fuck


Ourspark34

I read that in Jar Jar's voice outloud. I'm dying.


N00TMAN

According to [this](https://youtu.be/QS8bma7LRX4), Jar jar has 17 dicks. Poor padme.


carlisleclyx42069

This is funny but at the same time I still want unsee juice


BoochsRise

This whole thing was just cringe af


Crotchless_Panties

Still a better story and acting than what they got with Hayden Christensen! I can't watch those films anymore, because every time he opens his mouth, I feel like I may be getting cancer from it!


EmoEmu_69

Keep telling yourself that, buddy


Usersammy

Don't care The prequels are light years better than the fucking (non-canon in my view) fanfic the sequels are


Ranqowo_

You sound like jar jar but with fixed pronunciation


NotGayBen

that meme without the comment is literal shit, r/terriblefandommemes material