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Cursed_sexism

Cursed_sexism

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Arks-Angel

*chainsaw revs up in the background*


obsessivetuber

Cursed cursed comments


over_clox

If only you knew what chainsaws were originally invented for...


Deidara-sann

They were originally used to help birthgiving 😊


Witherblaze97

please enlighten us


King-o-legos

Fairly sure they were invented as a brutal form of torture/execution.


over_clox

Fairly sure you didn't Google it or click my link then.


[deleted]

To END sexism


QuantumSage

For circumcision?


THE_D_A_R_K_STALKER

Asks freind: have you been circumcised?


PhoenixWormhole1

r/cursedcursedcomments


SlappyMacDougal

![gif](giphy|1TBnbnnZeOgs8)


Strange_Fruit_007

r/technicallycorrect


Nofatchicks629

I can increase and decrease my dick size at will


Kivy6928

or is it really at will


NightmareIce7

Increase really? Don't you have morning wood?


TheOnlyGabe1

Mourning wood when he cuts it off.


mbgal1977

If you can’t control your dick size it must mean all those emails I’ve been getting for decades must be lies.


ForsakenAnybody7991

Luffy can increase his size because he's a RUBBER


_Ascended_Idiot

Trans dudes have a one-up on you guys they get to customize their dick cyberpunk style


Blessedgerbils

There are foods that boost development in that area in girls just saying the girls that are athletic don’t develop as much there but boys have very little control over that development without hormones


EatingCerealAt2AM

Let's say you're right. Are you then making the argument that it's alright to shame when a person didn't follow your supposed *perfect diet* or -god forbid- tried to stay *fit* during arguably the most confusing time of their lives?


Blessedgerbils

No just saying that they are not equivalent


EatingCerealAt2AM

Realistically, they are, though. As no one should be expected to alter their lifestyle to obtain bigger breasts or a bigger penis (exception being losing weight for health purposes with the added benefit of having a visually larger penis), for the vast majority of people, genetics is what it comes down to.


No-Chipmunk9527

r/thatsnothowgirlswork


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WordsReddit

**can***


AnalogicalEuphimisms

But the limit is small to slightly smaller, and the older you get the maximum size decreases.


Eddie_Dood

Unfortunately it only lasts 4-6 hours


OptionCapable5329

Can you increase it past two inches?


Few_Dinner9249

You just cant upscale it


Thonull

r/technicallythetruth


Muttandcheese

“I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.” “Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?” “So I can lower it.”


JBV3737

I'm sure your local plastic surgeon and add a control valve to control your tit size too...


7TageHatDieWoche

Well, women can control their permanent breastsize better than men. It costs a few bucks to get the silicone into the boobs, but it's doable.


HRTG2005

Is it possible to learn this power?