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Gaylord_TheJedi

Girls can only do it once a month when the full moon is the most powerful


PuellaMagiAokoMagica

Funny thing, in Spanish we sometimes call periods "La luna", it means "The moon" because moon cycles ans all that.


SillyOldJack

Fun fact: This is likely the reason many deities associated with the moon are female. Many cultures noticed a similarity in the cycle of the moon and the menstrual cycle.


frogNews

Fun fact 2: This is also the reason why the etymology of the word moon or to moon is associated with showing bare ass. ^(jk it’s not… idk anything, and there’s nothing to see here)


WojownikTek

in polish we call periods ,,miesiączka" which comes from word ,,miesiąc" meaning ,,month"


AJIALEX122

In thai we call it ประจำเดือน, well it literally just means every month


relddir123

Now that I’m thinking about it, calling it a “period” in English is much the same thing. In some other contexts, a period is the amount of time it takes for a cycle to complete (ie the moon orbits in a period of 29.3 days).


Zeldawar

In French we call it "règles" which means "rules", and I don't know why


ThePurplePantywaist

In German it is also called Regel, which also means rule.


SentinelNR

In italian we call it "ciclo", which means cycle, as in something that regularly comes back, so there you go lol


sorrowu

in Albanian we call it "tezet" that means aunt. idk why tho


DarkExtremis

In hindi I don't even know what periods are called so I am gonna go and check right now Edit: Apparantly it is called मासिक धर्म (Maa-sik dharm) which literally translates to monthly religion


converseirllyh8cnvrs

aunt flo, maybe? but that’s more an american thing iirc


NiluferUzumaki1

In Malayalam we call it “മാസം” which means month and it’s pronounced (MA-SA-M) it’s not a very common language but you’ll find a lot of ppl speaking it in UAE or what Americans call Dubai. Even tho that’s just a part of UAE. Anyways it’s a indian language and completely different from hindi. Hope you learned something today!


UomoAssist

It's absurd that no one said about menstruations, mensis in Latin means month


UzumakiObaruto

In swahili we call it some shit that I don't know cause Swahili is hard and I failed my finals


BarryMurdock19

This one got me good, lmao


UzumakiObaruto

But am not even joking English is my second language yet am better at it than Swahili,, and it's not just me,, most of us speak sheng' which is a kind of Swahili -English demon spawn


derangedsweetheart

Same but with Urdu.


reece_h

For a moment there I read Regex


squiddy555

Bunch of r/196 users made german


goshdiggitydarnit

in mandarin (in taiwan at least) sometimes we informally call it 那個 which literally means “that” this has nothing to do with cycles but sometimes people will say 我那個來 which means “my that is here”


BarryMurdock19

But how do you pronounce it?


goshdiggitydarnit

oh no


Nagawrath

"Ne-ga, ne-ga-ne-ga-ne-ga-ne-ga-ne-ga.."


Lazy_Cardiologist727

In Spanish we also call it "La regla"... I'm sure you can guess what it means


ImpossibleToBan02

In the Philippines we call it Regla.


szypty

"I am here to break the cycle" - Mr. Fetus.


march-22_2013

That seems like such a threat and knowing that it’s about periods makes it that much more threatening.


Old_Hecking_Sport

In English we call periods “.”


AHANSOL

Long ago if normal public sees the blood she is burned for being a witch


fightingfish100

andres


PuellaMagiAokoMagica

El que viene cada mes.


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white_nrdy

In English, along with probably any language, you sound like an asshole


TeunCornflakes

That's crazy, I never realised that connection.


durz47

They can do it everyday to guys


bOb_cHAd98

Omg...🤫


pavan-2020

I am urine bender


bigchungus397

Everyone is


ChaosPLus

So you say everyone can just piss standing with toilet behind themselves without spilling? And here I thought I was something special


pavan-2020

Wait I was thinking that was common I can piss as hard as a jet spray cutting peices of metal And I was thinking I was some kind of Superman


ChaosPLus

So I really wasn't that good...


Zockerkit

Some people are blood and piss bender at the same time


bigchungus397

Go visit your doctor dude lmao


INDOtheWOLF

some can also bend poop.


INDOtheWOLF

and cum


SCP_420-J

I’m cum and blood bender. Comes out like kranch.


HagridTheCzarodziej

They took my dickbending, can't have shit in detroit


chital_shikari

Detroit: Become Human


Fire_Tide

Can't bend my dick after puberty it's always been hard


j-o_friendo

i'm not the only one


Testingdoubletest

The first few years was bad but ive got some more elasticity now


nitinitro

Good to know..


sunshine_rainbow-oK

w h a t it can bend? i thought it was a bone...


DrrSwagg

I could demonstrate the bendyness to you, if you'd like...


_Prab_

NO


bigchungus397

Ah yes, the chosen one


Cashless_human

Cum bender


somewh_t

Boys can be blood benders too, once they unlock the "bone" technique they can gather a dense amount of blood in one organ to use it as their "weapon".


WestSlavv

*slaps ya with hard dick* "Is this the right technique master?"


noddegamra

Eenie, meenie, miney mo, I wonder where my glove will go.


atrisorb

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have some bleach, would you like some too?


_Prab_

Fuck yea


die-a-rhea13

Same


derangedsweetheart

[r/eyebleach](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/)


Give_me_a_Coffee

Im a girl too so im not sure , it should be a morning wood meme right?


ltsjuc1

Yes


Kazuma_desu123

yea


grassisgreensoami

yup


SanskariUnicorn

Affirmative


LTGPIays

want a coffee?


Give_me_a_Coffee

Sure


LTGPIays

cool i'll go brew some


derangedsweetheart

Can we have some begels too?


OmegaUltramp3

Yup


BaiacuDeOculos

"Morning wood" Hard Dick?


Valheinn

There's too much blood in my humble opinion


ihateentitledmoms

English is not my first language so i don't understand the joke


Snoo57537

It means his pp gets hard all the time because of puberty


Delafille5Star

Its a joke from the show Avatar The Last Airbender which is the meme source lol.


krishk66

Did somebody say avatar the last Airbender


const__username

yes


krishk66

Amazing


ihateentitledmoms

I know that I just don't understand the joke of bending


grassisgreensoami

you can't bend your dick when its hard bro..


shooterthijs

really? if you try hard enough EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!


xcesiv_77

It's a really bad joke. Dick still bends. Nearly ten thousand people upvoted for the image of ATLA, which everyone loves. Don't worry. It's an advertising website.


ChaosPLus

Same situation, but thanks to the gift of internet and not having many translation of manga to my language I have learnt quite a lot of words and slangs. I recommend reading those, helps a lot with understanding english


TATBILB_Addict

What a coincidence, I’m on my f*cking period right now, and it’s terrible


gaybreadsticc

Just ended mine. Weird because I’m also a dude


quinten69420

wait a minute


KiraLonely

trans guy noises of trauma over menses—


gaybreadsticc

bingo


KiraLonely

Oh lol, I figured that might be it tbh. I'm trans myself, so like casual mutual distress as I'm actually having mine end soon-ish had issues with being on combined pill while on testosterone and er, things weren't stopping. So had to stop the pill, then things were like heavier and made me wanna die, and now it's going away and I feel like alive somewhat again, so like i kinda feel that whole situation, lol \^\^;;


gaybreadsticc

Ah I feel ya. Mine last 9 days, so I can sympathize a bit. I can’t go in the pill because of parental restriction, but god knows when I start T, I’m going to be thankful for the end of my shark week days /v\


shinyskuirel

holup


CODMer-hari

Thats a lotta damage


Jerediah_Schlatt

Wait a minute you guys used to be benders? WHAT THE FUCK AM I JUST SOKKA? AM I A BOOMERANG?


Krishkai200

All benders are happily living until the puberty attacks


Razorblade1789

It's just water bending with extra steps


Emojiobsessor

*fuck it why did I have to see this the day before my period is due*


HorniPolice07

More of a blood *blender*..


squarry_the_potato

avatar the last cumbender


grassisgreensoami

but you gave me something else...


Gamer4lifeyt6000

We all can bend something.


AxDilez

If you think about it, shouldn’t water benders just be able to pull all the blood up in your brain and make it pop?


march-22_2013

Okay, but trying to bend over while on your period is pretty painful so I say this works both ways.


depresseduntilsummer

People shall only refer to me as a blood bender from now on. That’s how I identify


Particular-Thing-132

Boys are the real blood benders, we can make our blood to our dicks voluntarily.


Churriflow

I'm a guy and once I fapped enough times to unlock red cum. Am I a blood bender?


bringtheworst

Wait really. Are you ok??


MaxBRArts

Me with a feminine body (still can't take surgery bcs ofmy age) but with hormone blocking so no periods: Guess I'll join Sokka I aways liked swords anyway


FrizellaTheBee

Ok then...


xXNightShadowX5

I really dont get it, and im a dude. Wtf


Antique_Ad_8090

cuz puberty make guy's penis hard all the time I'm girl and I understood it. wtf


xXNightShadowX5

Why does bending apply? Wtf, thats also not true


BabyBoiTHOThrasher69

Because you can’t bend your penis when it’s hard


xXNightShadowX5

What the fuck is that profile pic and how can i know obama with tiddy


BabyBoiTHOThrasher69

I believe you mean Boobama


xXNightShadowX5

Yes of course, my sincerest apologies


BabyBoiTHOThrasher69

The [prophets](https://www.halopedia.org/Hierarchs) forgive you


Aninimi_HenTie

girls know how to blood bend me ;)


Mads-Svender

I’m the last cum bender.


sat1erf

wish i could control my period or any type of blood at all


Berserker-Beast

Not cursed but, damn. Good job.


Unknown_starnger

God knows how much I am hoping for puberty blockers


KiraLonely

Oof good luck.


Unknown_starnger

Thanks


N0tBappo

What's that? And why'd you get down voted?


Unknown_starnger

Things which reduce levels of testosterone/estrogen in your body, and basically you can delay puberty. And I got downvoted because of transphobia.


N0tBappo

Ohh i see, also Where's the transphobia in that comment? I couldn't really care less if you don't like trans people. Just as long as you're not being an asshole to someone 24/7 cause there trans.


Unknown_starnger

There is no transphobia in that comment, I got downvoted by transphobes


N0tBappo

What a confusing thing for me to process, I'm not even gonna bother anymore


ReapCreep65

I mean our blood bending is the reason we can’t bend anymore


QuarantineSucksALot

Brasil seria o primeiro a responder Rio de Janeiro


GANGSTER-PRANKSTERS

Wait… I still don’t get it


ConsciousLeader6969

The Sperm Bender


Kevin109205

Water Bender with extra steps


PillowTalk420

Pretty sure a boner is blood bending, too.


Deep_Reply_8146

Oh no here we go again


Wheat_rants

shhhhhhhh they mustn't learn the magic of the rod


crazy_candy_queen

me a girl who got the meme anyways...


imnotsmart_crape

Me, a boy not getting this joke either Edit: is it a dick joke?


Nevermore2182

I mean, *technically* girls have other things that get hard but I'm no expert


Q12X

i can confirm that this is indeed, very true! as i myself have seen my mothers...


Warrior_Kid

It happend with me still got unrecognizable lil bending but still my sister said its fine


gemmecoke

In Malayalam we call മാസമുറ which means monthly.


No_Outlandishness724

It still messes with my mind the fact that Katara knew blood bending and she was together with Aang...


vote4some1else

Hey girls do you know that men masterbate when they come back from school?


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Kaidono222

theyre still physically male or female


Unknown_starnger

What was the comment?


Kaidono222

they asked “what about non binary people”


Unknown_starnger

Maybe they are physically male or female (unless it’s an intersex person, google it if you want), but that doesn’t mean you have to force them to live as one of the binary genders


Kaidono222

of course, but it does mean they will either be a blood bender or the alternative


Unknown_starnger

Ok, sorry I thought you were transphobic but I see that’s not the case


Kaidono222

haha it’s alright


Antique_Ad_8090

human


mr_blank001

What?


tomandmoon

well i guess its tiem to eat the red on my bed now


Megabyte7637

LOL