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Save Robert

Save Robert

Broad_Fan2198

This gotta be satire


bottle_of_oil

**hopefully**


Crafty_YT1

# HOPEFULLY


ThatCynical

# H O P E F U L L Y


foxyTwinning

# H


foxyTwinning

# O


foxyTwinning

# P


foxyTwinning

# E


foxyTwinning

# F


foxyTwinning

# U


[deleted]

#H 艗 P 脡 F 脺 L L Y


foxyTwinning

H


Miffyyyyy

Simon Gallup left The Cure today so I'm going to pretend the above is a screenshot of the conversation he had with Robert Smith and this is why he left.


ImA_NormalPerson987

Fnf pfp moment


arkym00

i still cant read that acronym without seeing fnaf 馃様


TheOnlyCursedOne

Friday night and Funkin


arkym00

five nights freddys 馃槑


ImA_NormalPerson987

馃椏


markrakosfalvy

I READ IT AS FNAF, WENT BACK TO CHECK, DIDN'T RECOGNISE ANYONE, WENT "oooh fnf, I keep doing that" GO TO COMMENT AND SEE A FELLOW PERSON WITH THE SAME PROBLEM AS ME


GalaxyPlayz_

gotta get myself a very tall building brb


animal_fucker123

i don't think he'll be back...


GalaxyPlayz_

why perhaps i will


animal_fucker123

the return of the king


BlightsexualMess

he just isnt done building the building yet


thatonefanficauthor

Where do I send my therapy bill to?


BlightsexualMess

ill pay it


KanadianKennedy

"My phone is dying bangs keyboard that somehow have, making disgusting and revolting piano noises, throws keyboard, the keyboard breaks the window, the window breaking makes the house crash down onto me, making my balls and only my balls crush on impact My phone died Robert bursts into the room with a whip and handcuffs, he handcuffs me onto the broken wall No daddy n-not in p-p-public 贸////貌* crushes my balls D-d-daddy!- twists cock OH NO N-NOT MY P-P-PENIS!* My penis gets torn off* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"


cbrunsman

"My phone is dying bangs keyboard that somehow have, making disgusting and revolting piano noises, throws keyboard, the keyboard breaks the window, the window breaking makes the house crash down onto me, making my balls and only my balls crush on impact My phone died Robert bursts into the room with a whip and handcuffs, he handcuffs me onto the broken wall No daddy n-not in p-p-public 贸////貌* crushes my balls D-d-daddy!- twists cock OH NO N-NOT MY P-P-PENIS!* My penis gets torn off* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"


EmmytheKurapikaSimp

"My phone is dying bangs keyboard that somehow have, making disgusting and revolting piano noises, throws keyboard, the keyboard breaks the window, the window breaking makes the house crash down onto me, making my balls and only my balls crush on impact My phone died Robert bursts into the room with a whip and handcuffs, he handcuffs me onto the broken wall No daddy n-not in p-p-public 贸////貌* crushes my balls D-d-daddy!- twists cock OH NO N-NOT MY P-P-PENIS!* My penis gets torn off* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"


AnyaBelitrov

My phone is dying bangs keyboard that somehow have, making disgusting and revolting piano noises, throws keyboard, the keyboard breaks the window, the window breaking makes the house crash down onto me, making my balls and only my balls crush on impact My phone died Robert bursts into the room with a whip and handcuffs, he handcuffs me onto the broken wall No daddy n-not in p-p-public 贸////貌* crushes my balls D-d-daddy!- twists cock OH NO N-NOT MY P-P-PENIS!* My penis gets torn off* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!


Darthcheeser69

bro


CyberLemon4

Save Robert


Great_Swimming8014

"My phone is dying bangs keyboard that somehow have, making disgusting and revolting piano noises, throws keyboard, the keyboard breaks the window, the window breaking makes the house crash down onto me, making my balls and only my balls crush on impact My phone died Robert bursts into the room with a whip and handcuffs, he handcuffs me onto the broken wall No daddy n-not in p-p-public 贸////貌* crushes my balls D-d-daddy!- twists cock OH NO N-NOT MY P-P-PENIS!* My penis gets torn off* AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"


_soggy_boi_

What in the cotton candy frizzled feathered fuck is this?


bottle_of_oil

penis ripping tourture


_soggy_boi_

Ah, yes, of course. How blind I've been


bottle_of_oil

It's quite satisfying


_soggy_boi_

Mmm, yes, quite 馃


CyberLemon4

Coke and blah turtle


animal_fucker123

MHHM YES... P R T


Brilliant-Network-28

Not my proudest fap, that's what it is. My proudest was when I watched furry porn on reddit.


CyberLemon4

Amen 馃檹


Not_The_Spy

And what in the free flagergasted fathomable flying fuck did you just say?


BreakALegDotCom

Cock and ball torture


Joshy_Moshy

This is next level masochism, yikes.


Alateriel

Wha-鈥ho tf is Robert?


Deztarose

Someone.


[deleted]

What the fuck is wrong with people


Deztarose

Everything.


LiveShroomer

Is this r/cringetopia cuz there's a lot of ppl falling for satire


HumanTheOrdinary

I think this sub is starting to turn into r/cringetopia sadly


LiveShroomer

FUCK


Mapkoz2

What the fuck I just read


Deztarose

Art.


Lil_Extra

Satire


badgalbriannaa

Bro


eriennexton

Well this seems like a completely well put together and intelligent train of thought.


EmmytheKurapikaSimp

no not selever


Reaper10n

The fact that someone can type that shit unprompted is the reason we will never reach our maximum potential as a species


The_True_Mastermind

A perfect screenshot to ruin my day.


lost_weeabo_

Jesus tapdancing christ


sinepynniks

I read the first sentence, then caught a glimpse of the very end and I was very confused


GreenLigh1337

100% satire


Lmao_staph

pretty sure this is satire


FuckMyPillow

This is gold


breyrz

Bro


SP-Igloo

same 馃槵


Slammogram

I cracked up at just the 鈥渂ro..鈥


2D_Trash

Average discord user


PowerfulSausage

What a rollercoaster ride.


IdkGoodGuess

What in the actual duck


TheRainbowLily7

It was funny until the end


[deleted]

Please tell me this was just found in a satire memes channel. Please.


superHD2007

tf did i just read


Hecc__Opossum

Why did I laugh at this?


notsmort_64

if this isnt satire, the selever pfp does not help at all


ThatQueerWerewolf

That's it. I'm leaving this sub.