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Cock and ball torture from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia at en.wikipedia.org. Cock and ball torture, CBT, is a sexual activity involving torture of the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball busting, genital flogging, uret

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Publiczne i komórkowe tortury, setki książek wol.wikipedia.org Publiczne i komórkowe tortury, cbt jest seksualną aktywnością z torturami seksualnymi mężczyzn. Może to zawierać bolesne wydarzenia na żywo, takie jak śpiew, ukrycie, crowding, tłumienie, przechowywanie, tortury, pornografia, a nawet kopanie. Odbiorca tej aktywności może być postrzegana jako ruch bólowy, który powoduje fizyczne zainteresowanie poprzez bezpośrednią nadużycie. Obraz: essy do stymulowania aplikacji. Menu Podział: porno Część I część ii Część I: hrickr. v W: Porkografia. Oprócz pracy w roli pornografii bdsm jest głównym i niezależnym przepływem w słowo japan. Negai stopuje zaniedbania w nauczaniu kobiety i często wykorzystuje człowieka z laptopa lub dziewicy. Sekcja ii: koszt. assurance jest trudnym narzędziem wokół mężczyzn, pracującym przed elitą i daje uczucie wagi, zostawiając testy. Podczas pochylania jest najczęstszym typem, inne typy są ciszy w gęstości, co powoduje dodanie wagi i suche. Długość obciążenia waha się od 1 do 4 wsparcia, a waga stalowych modeli może osiągnąć 5 kukurydz. W: Podłoga. Pojemniki desantowe mogą być często zainstalowane i wykorzystywane do inteligencji sketsa. Trzy lub cztery krótkie mieszaniny łańcuchowej mogą być wchłonięte do lewej. W ramach relacji bds m jako kurczaka i odrażającego, lądowanie parasol zapewnia silne i tłumione efekty na pomiarach samców. 3 do 5 kg masy mogą być zawieszone szczególnie w czasie przetrzymywania. W przypadku gdy ludzie poruszają się wolno, można użyć mniejszej masy.


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Polish CBT 😳


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My language :o


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So, last Sunday my parents made me go to church ,which made me really mad because my parents don't let me play Among Us in church. We took our seats and the priest was up front talking about "salvation" and "holiness" or whatever. Same thing as last week. But then, he said something that really caught me off guard. He spoke of a man who goes by the name of "Jesus." "Jesus." "JeSUS." No way. I could not believe what I was hearing. Endorphins were rushing to my brain and my body began to shiver as I let out a quiet moan. If you didn't catch on by now, the word "Jesus" has "SUS" in it, which is a reference to the popular video game "Among Us." "WHEN THE IMPOSTER IS SUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed louder than I ever have in my life. My words echoed throughout the room for five seconds before fading into complete silence. Everyone was staring at me as I had a huge grin on my face, perfectly replicating the face from the "when the imposter is sus" meme (Google it if you don't know what it is.) They all had this look on their faces as if I had just slaughtered 7,924 Afghanian children. "Why do you all have that look on your faces? Did someone do a Fortnite dance?" And there was still complete silence. I actually had to make sure I wasn't wearing my noise cancelling headphones that I always wear while playing Among Us. I could not believe that not one person in the room was dying of laughter!! "Young man, please be quiet" said the priest. He was literally the one who made the Among Us reference in the first place. What's his problem? "THAT'S NOT VERY WHOLESOME!!!!!!!!!!" This guy was definitely the imposter. There's no way he couldn't be. I Naruto ran faster than anyone has ever Naruto ran before. Even Naruto himself would be proud of me. As I was making my way up to the imposter, the security guard was chasing after me! I had to think fast. After being chased around the room for two minutes, I hastily undid my pants and peed in the security guard's eyes. As he was being blinded by my pee, he was stumbling around and bumped into the wall very hard. A crucifix fell off the wall and impaled his stupid, ugly fat head. He fell and a pool of blood soon formed around him. Everyone in the church was screaming and running out the door. I slammed my hand down on the crucifix, replicating the button you press in Among Us, which drove the crucifix further into his skull. "EMERGENCY MEETING!!!!!!!!!!!" No one laughed. They were too busy screaming to notice. Whatever. I stripped completely naked and went up to the priest. I replicated the Big Chungus pose with 100% accuracy. "You probably don't even use Reddit. That's not very keanu chungus wholesome 100 of you. Go subscribe to r/atheism." The priest had a look of shock on his face when I said that. The kind of face one would make if they caught their beloved child playing Fortnite. He held a cross in front of himself and started talking about "possession" and "demons." He obviously doesn't know how to play Among Us so naturally, I felt bad for him. But he was still the imposter. I grabbed him and threw him across the church, sending him crashing through the window and slammed against the street outside. A car ran over his head, causing his brain and skull fragments to splatter everywhere. Then, I heard sirens and a helicopter flying around above the church. I went upstairs to the roof to check out what was going on. "This is the police! Get down from the roof now or we will shoot!" This guy is so sus, let me tell ya. Obviously, I was not going to listen to an imposter so I was Naruto running around the roof. Bullets from the helicopter were raining down from above but none of them hit me since I was Naruto running so fast. "Dammit, I can't hit him!" I knew I had him beat then. So, I pulled out my gun (I always keep a glock in my foreskin so I can pull the Among Us death animation when I lose my virginity because I know it makes girls horny.) I shot at the helicopter and it started spinning out of control and crashed into the front of the church, causing a huge explosion. The roof started sliding off from the building, which landed on the cop cars and killed 8 cops. This also flung me into the street and I broke my foot, which was very sus. I limped all the way to the woods where I am now hiding and writing this. I will update as soon as I can but I need to get out of here soon because I can hear people looking for me.


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It may not lead to orgasmMay not help your self-esteem


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Doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom Doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom You know we straight, we're doin' your mom [x3] I'm doin' your mom, yes yours, First saw her in the Walmart picking our your drawers Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80's prom queen, But her a** was looking good all up in them mom jeans I approached her in the checkout line and said, "Yo baby wassup?" She had two gallons of milk and I was staring at her jugs Five minutes later she agreed to get with me, So we went and rocked the minivan like giggity giggity giggity I was riding your mom like she was Mario Kart I gave her a lift back to her crib 'cause her car wouldn't start She invited me in the house and we started making out again, How many times I tap that a**? Over 9,000! Yeah. She called me Pledge 'cause I knocked the dust off it, Later make me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it 'Cause she knows how I like, and that I'm a little young To be in the bed, b***-naked doin' your mom CHORUS [x2] I like your mama's big b*** and I cannot lie You other brothers can't deny that she's fly We make sy time, yes, and every night I tap that She saw me b*-naked, now she thinks I'm half black But you mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F, 'Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef And I blame it on the al-al-al-chohol, but if I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all She likes the Donkey punch, she likes the Dirty Sanchez Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed She likes rough s** with handcuffs and I'll be honest, She likes me to Chris Brown when she acts like Rihanna She's so therapeutic, when I need to cure my restlessness, I br-br-br-motorboat your mom's breasteses I didn't wanna tell but I had to write this song, 'Cause I'm in your house every night doin' your mom CHORUS [x2] I'm having s** with your mother, And that makes me better-better-better than you [x2] CHORUS [x2]


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Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Among Us in real life (sus, sus) Playing Among Us in real life, spaceship with my crew Gonna split up, spread out 'cause we all got tasks to do Gotta find the imposter as they try to sabotage Who can we trust in this Among Us entourage? Heard a sound, turned around, looking up, looking down Then I find a dead body Gotta blow the horn, emergency discussion, who should we believe? Can't decide, so, now we leave, not sure what I'm about to see Will it be a dead body? Still have a task I must complete Who's the impostеr? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can wе trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? I'm a ghost, I'm my biggest fear, got killed by the imposter I was playing in the game, but now I'm just a watcher I'm paying attention using my 360 vision If it gets quiet, I listen Make sure there's nothing I'm missing Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? It wasn't me (or me) It definitely wasn't me No one can be trusted because someone is lying We still have tasks to do, so, let's split up so we can win Everyone is sus so let this last round begin There's an imposter among us Trying to take something from us We're still over here working While she's just ghosting above us Someone's under suspicion Sabotaging our mission Doing my task in the kitchen Until I stop, look, and listen Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? Who's the imposter? Looking sus, who can we trust? I'm the I-M-P-O-S-T-E-R, that's me While everyone's doing tasks, I'm going through vents on a killing spree Yeah, I'm sus in Among Us We can discuss whoever took your life But if you think you're running this game, oh-yeah That's me holding this knife I'm the imposter Looking sus, who can we trust? I'm the imposter Looking sus, who can we trust? I'm the imposter Looking sus, who can we trust? I'm the imposter


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Karaden.


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Real life (life, hand) Real life (life, hand) Addendum The divisions that spread from Karsali are all the tasks to be done. Guta found out they tried to destroy the darkness. Who can believe that sound? He left a company, an ocean, looking, finding and thinking. I found a dead body. The GUUAM group was struck by the difficult and urgent discussions we should believe in? Canberra decided to leave now, not to ensure what I want. Is it a deadly body? Anyway, I have to complete a state? Who? Who can believe? Who? Who can charge? Who? Who can believe? Who? Who can believe? I'm more worried about praying. I play a part in this game, but I just saw a guard. Using my 360 vision to focus on my issues If he's quiet, I listened to the hearing. Guaranteed to disappear. Who? Who can believe? Who? Who can believe? Who? Who can believe? Who? Who can believe? This is my "O"! That's definitely what I feel. There is no fundamental trust. We still have to take responsibility for that, so that we can win victory. Everyone has been prosecuted and the last round has begun. There's a contradiction between us. What we want to do. We're staying here. Although she just took over. Suspects Visits My state is in the kitchen house. Before I stop, I check the data and I hear it. Who? Who can believe? Who? Who can believe? Who? Who can believe? Who? Who can believe? I-M-P-O-S-T-E-R Despite everything I've done, I've invented murder. I'm Sostal. We can discuss who lived. Anyway, if you want to do this, it's weird. I have this fine. Introduction Who can believe? Introduction Who can believe? Introduction Who can believe? Introduction