By - lmaobadatmath
noooo i was just about to apply for mod!!! agony!!!
touch the cow
do it **now**
Guacamole ni🅱️🅱️a 🅱️enis
havent heard that one in a while
Horny ni🅱️🅱️a laundry 🅱️asket
Funky ni🅱️🅱️a 🅱️ussin it down sexual style
Excuse me? This is a CHRISTIAN facebook group, we do NOT say penis!!!
[NEXT JOKE ORIGIN](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/7kr5as/i_need_a_free_100mile_bus_trip_for_20_people_and/)
Haha that rhymes
I have now modmailed 9457[.](https://www.lego.com/en-us/service/buildinginstructions/9457) subreddits with pictures of myself showing how angry I am (very angry face)(genitals clearly visible)
Why .. did you insert a link for legos
Why is this so funny lol
the (genitals clearly visible) part is killing me
Cum on my face 😩
Ok but now take off your pants
there's a smaller set of pants under them
Ok but now take off your second pants
I don't think he knows about second pants.
I'm gay and i piss and shit everywhere
I’m piss and I shit and I gay everywhere
I'm everywhere and I shit and piss gay
I piss gay shit everywhere. I Am
i shit gay piss and im everywhere
give me mod
sincerely, my bals
Give me balls,
LATVIA IS NOT A REAL COUNTRY
What da cow doin?
I shitted and farted and camed everywhere 🥺
I’m so mad aaaaaarrrrrrrghhhhh!1!11
I hope you have a nice day op! <3
explain in fortnite terms
don’t care tbh
Mods are gay why would anyone want to be one you don’t even get paid
Please accept I will nuke the subreddit
french cows be like: moo
I’d love to be a mod! Where do I apply?
*starts dry humping you*
Disney MySpace Disney MySpace
Can you tell me if my application was good or not? I need feedback pls
Did you even send in an application you’re not on the list.
I'm pretty sure I did
God I love this sub.
The title could have been Announcement Bingus, but you fucked up OP, you fucked up
Does this mean that there will be more than one post a month now
Give mod pls.
I want to EPIC TROLL (😎) my friend, Kyle.
If I have mod I can troll and ban peple
I swear no abuse
This announcement made me fart loudly in class and now everyone is looking at me like I’m a big fart monster. Fuck u mods
what happened to this subreddit
They do it for free :tf:
they get paid in gaybucks
I don’t have to go on dates for cute girls, I just have to spend my gay bucks on the moderator hotline and 10 lesbians are sent to my house ASAP.
They call me names and break my shit though so I don’t call very often.
Okay but frfr who shidded
Monster trucks 3D
I am mad
This is so funny lmao
i am not going to apply for mod because i am cool
Sorry I don’t remember asking (sincere apologies)
Can you tell us how to send you a mod mail so we know exactly what steps to avoid taking?
Who here /biggus dickus/ ?
I shid in shoe
Hey can I be mod thanks
Imagine actively wanting to be a Reddit mod lol.
Ewwww rrddit mod I bet ur disccod mod toooo 🤢🤮
11 hours ago okokokoko
Biguss? He's married, you know.
They were open?
Thank you for your consideration
im gay and I piss and shit all over the place
I came really close to being one of these assholes but thankfully I died before that could happen.
Do I still have a chance though? I'm a good mod
I molded a childs head on a pottery wheel