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My cats name is Tuna, but we call him Tune Tunes Tuner Tuner Lunar

Aww tuner ❤️❤️

https://preview.redd.it/ouupgm1btx5a1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=f354165bb486b038727419f66e1a8a5757107d06

Hello baby https://preview.redd.it/k2as54r2wx5a1.jpeg?width=4624&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=5b6711e04b7907e9640788cd802377703633dbb7 Meeco aka Pumpkin Poo says hi , she's snoring on my chest currently

Good lord that r/bottlebrush! 😻

My parents have a dog named Luna. She gets Luna Belle Tuna Butt. But it usually gets shortened to Tuna Belle!

“Hell’s Bells” when she’s naughty. Madam Slapper when she slaps us.

i can't -

So many nicknames.. but the weirdest is probably one of their actual names :) Toly (Scottish slang for little 💩) he was buddy originally but liked to wreak havoc as a kitten so a nickname became his name 😅 his full nickname now is *deep breathe* tolywolywolybigandroundandround usually involves singing round and round he goes 🤷‍♀️

😂😂😂😂👌👌such a good one

pumpkin --> peanut --> teanut --> teanup --> teanip --> teanuff --> teenf

Im loving the chronology 🤣🤣

Kylogram bc his name is Kylo and I called his sister O-Xena Bin Laden bc we call her a terrorist sometimes

🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm going to steal this

My cat has had several teeth removed over the years on recommendation by my vet. So every once in a while, I call her Queen No-teef-ah

Punny , i love it ❤️

My mom called my cat [email protected] the other day, idk how to feel abt it💀 (btw I'm a lesbian and she's bi, no she's not homophobic lol)

mom's

Boo is her name but she has been called Boo Bear, Boo Cow, Boo Pig, Boo Bear Ba Mee Mo, Boo Baby, Miss Piggy, Miss Pooey, and most recently, Miss Poo Poo https://preview.redd.it/c2ev6y53yx5a1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=198dc5c2e089d59c5a99a416f660d7bfabea398c

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂oh god

Spawn of Satan

So apt 🤣

“Trash buddy”

My cats name is Carson, but as a kitten he had some boogers, leading us to his nickname being Booger. The “worst” thing I’ve ever called him was Carson Booger Baby Bear. But he’s so cute and cuddly it just fits

Awwww ❤️

The only one I want to admit to here is "Boo."

MouseBearMan

Athena-Bobina or sometimes Butt depending on the day lol 😅

Aww butt

I call my cat Fiona - foofur-doodles - she is Fiona my little doodle bug!

Say hello to her 😄

https://preview.redd.it/38r37zeg6y5a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=af40dba38db467237ec5cfc4c5c0c85fa029e72d this is jean-pierre but he goes by: jean-peepee jean-peepee pants jean-PT cruiser

Jean-Pierre is a very good name for a cat! Makes the French-Canadian in me very happy

I have so many names for her , but pumpkin poo is my favourite idk why 

Mr. Lilly Priss Puddy Pudder Mr. Pudder Mr. Puddy

Mingus bing bong

😂😂😂😂

Whisker lick'ens

❤️🥹🥹👍

My cat's name is Misoh. We vary names depending on the situation. Miso Soup, curvistina (for my Romanian homies), crackhead, or princess. She responds to all names with equal affection lmao

Smarty pants ❤️

Tony Patcheroni the Teeny Tiny Pony. His actual name is Patches O Houlihan

Booger. His name is Kitty

booga booga

Her name is Bee and when she’s being a bitch I call her a bitch

I also call her Kameenee (means bitch in Hindi)

For my older guy: mr.fat tail, casperita, big guy, bear. For my younger guy: smushy, toshy, little one, devil cat, demon boy, smoeshy.

https://preview.redd.it/ma6xzbh7xx5a1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=5130e0994f86a1412e184252ec1dffc2ee5a0489 He's my oldest and i call him Sir, Pau( means bread in Hindi ), king,boobooo ,he's very calm and lovely . The youngest is pumpkin poo a demon spawn 

My cat’s name is Lucy, and somehow ended up calling her Gooser Bear

my sisters name is lucy and we call her goose as well

Hey gooser bear 💞

My mom's cat is named Jinx and she's a little turd so we call her Stinker and Stinky Jinxy or Jinxer. Also featured: Little momma, Baby girl, Da baby, Jinxy Jinker Basically anything but her name lmao

Exactly!! Anything but her name

Baby if we're feeling cute, sometimes Shitbag

Hehehe

Orion commonly goes by binker, binkst,binky or booby. Perseus is called peanut head, peanut, and my personal favorite, peanie butt.

https://preview.redd.it/5xjobuqzzx5a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=822a2f87b7f486995b1eb1913b7555c9aefc1ce2 This is Rabbit. Also know as Rabito (pronounced like the eeto in Cheeto). Other known names include Reginald, Reginaldo(we're original in this house), Repungalo(the root word for this is repugnant, he only gets called this after he takes a smelly poop), also my wife enjoys calling him Orange.

Awww ❤️ orange

https://preview.redd.it/t8h8xg0h0y5a1.jpeg?width=2636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=9ca2e6bf18f720ce3cfe6b5db20aaa96d5d4e6b3 His name is Bonky and some of my favorite nicknames for him is Kitty from the Bonks, Bonquiqui and Bonkus Maximus (he’s kinda thicc).

I like them thiccc😂🫣

Our cat's name is Pepita, but she flattens herself and looks like a worm sometimes, so I call her Wormy 😂 https://preview.redd.it/p3121u3d9y5a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=d212ecb07f11809555ad42a9cf03e0f29442cb37

Slytheriin through 

Shrimp, because she has the [colour of uncooked shrimp](https://i.imgur.com/hQbJdBT.jpg).

😂😂😂😂😂

MR. BUTTLICKER! (yes, it has to be yelled. Iykyk) https://preview.redd.it/eycm1fq4dy5a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=51d89c5b0fdccb12a269efd883f061410f0b9139

Iykyk ✨✨

mr. william m buttlicker 😉😉😉

Longanizo, he passed away this Dec 5, also nicknamed “josefino pepino” I miss you Longa https://preview.redd.it/8ru2wcphpz5a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=ba2940befb95901b858d84afa76fe8e244434612

Most fatfok lol he’s a chonk n kind of a jerk

Kipper and Tooticky. Oh, and don’t forget Puff.

His name is Orpheus (Orphée in French) and to joke we call him Hervé (very old fashioned name), which is phonetically close to his real name.

https://preview.redd.it/7dx4crgd6y5a1.png?width=1707&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=c87d56a3ef1e20b50d776ca71c06d08459f2b190 Athena- beans, tiny, butt, f*cking b*tch, teeny and my tiny little baby.

Heheheh

My Oliver now answers to Stinky as that is pretty much the only thing my husband calls him. My husband’s cat’s name is Geronimo called Ronnie but I call him Bubba Boy and like to sing the pillow pet jingle: he’s a bubba, he’s a boy, he’s a BUBBA BOY!

Awww ❤️

RGB 0,0,0

😂😂😂😂are u a coder ?

I think RGB is pretty basic thing

I have nicknames for all of my cats, Flower is Floober, Mali is Maui and Nellie is Jelly Belly/King Baby

👌👌👌✨✨

4 cats. first, my roomates cat stephen. i call him guadalupe. for no reason other than it’s fun. second, my baby boy munchy- hes manchington the third. and manchys sister clover- she has several, the clobster, the colonel, clobe, cloberta. basically anything that has clob in front of it. last kitty, elizabeth (my gfs kitten), she’s kind of evil and i call her elizabitch

😂😂😂😂✨✨

My cat's name is Luna, and I've been calling her Luney Tuney

Luney bear 🐻

Pooka. His name is Luke. But he's a big fluffy fella. So Luke, Luca, Luca pooka then just Pooka.

Salem has become "Salambo" "Bambo" "Selama Ashal'anore" (if you play WoW you know) "Fuzzbutt" "Mister one white whisker"

This is clearly a rotisserie chicken

Isn't she ????

His name is Oscar but he rarely gets called that. Mostly he’s Smush, Smushy Face, Wee Boy, Kitten, The Furry Ninja or Don Fluffles.

 Furry ninja 😂

My void is called Este and I call her Min Lilla Prinsessa which is Swedish for my little princess. I'm not Swedish. I don't know when or why I started it.

Awww ❤️

Princess Poopkin = from my father, because she had some horrific death farts for the first year of fostering or so, and her flinging the litter out of her box the first night. Yeast Yearner = from a friend after we found she'd gotten into the bread upon coming home from Thanksgiving vacation. Gummy Girl = me after realizing only a couple weeks ago that the reason she doesn't eat the Christmas tree is not for lack of trying, but for lack of teeth.

Wowwww 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

One of my cats is named Cookie. I call him Toogie Wompus.


Potato

Potahtoh

https://preview.redd.it/2kw6z7bbiy5a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=d226a83700213ce37881de36f929fa134691ac3d This boy gets called fluffy pants

Aww i see why

Mouse or Fuzzy pants.

My cats name is ‘Mr Stumpy, The Claw.’ We also call him mr stumpy, stumpy the claw, or stumpy for short. We call him that because he has a funny paw and a short(er) tale https://preview.redd.it/bjs8emvhjy5a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=748c5de959aa5e43d44bbe769e01eca70ac2705a

Aww baby

i call my cats skrankler and skronkler

Booger or Bogus, probably. His real name is Boogeyman.

Heheheh

my cat's name is stormy but i like to call him greyful joyful, greyjoy & greyboy because.. well...he's grey lol

It's perfect 💕

Zelda is Miss Pantaloons, Brutus is Big Boy, Joey is JJ or Stinker. Baby is Barbaroo.

✨✨👌👌

Stinky baby boy, puppy cat, spatula, little mr baby man, fatty patty. His name is Patrick https://preview.redd.it/2uj6gszmny5a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=eb13a18c6377a05ecd017885dbc4d71f528f0646

Fatty patty you have my ❤️

Sticky boi. His name is Stitch and when he is sticky he is a sticky boi, or sometimes I just call him stick

cute

Hippopottymouth. Because she yawns like a hippo and she has a Potty mouth. The language is disgusting. 😂. We call her Poots or Pootle as Mrs Whiskers just likes to pootle around.

Awww ❤️

My cats street name is Lil Coochie. Summer by day tho

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hoo boy. Milly aka Millificent Aurora Kismet aka Kismetania Ziggiana Wnnie, aka Winnifred Winnipeg, Canada Catrina Vampy, aka Vampire, aka Ozimandias Vampiricus (he goes by his middle name) Wilbur Oddity Smooze And Santa Claws, aka Santallius Clawsificus Angernon Tirek. I was about eleven when I named the last three, ten when I named the first two. Winnie, Vampy and Santa are Kismet's kids. Their father is just known as Jim.

I love it 💕😍

Pangur butt, derived from Pangur ban because of the cat in the movie The secret of Kells to which my cat bares no resemblance


Fat piece of shit (all coming from a good place of course) She's just a bit fat and can be overly dramatic, but I love her. Her actual name is Smilla

Awwwww

mr poo poo butt man also why is the little orange beast sitting like that

"Psspsspss" My daughter gave her a name that I refuse to use.

Heheheheh

I had a cat named Daisy that we used to call Fatniss Everdeen. He was a boy but was mislabeled at the humane society. My daughter was 5 at the time and insisted it was a girl whose name was Daisy. I had a cat named Punky and we nicknamed her Pooder and eventually Poo Cat. My ex had a cat named Hennessy and his nickname was Mr Guy.

my cat's name is Candy but i call her STOP EATING THAT FOR FUCKS SAKE and Frau Fluffbelly the bitingest.

Goblin. His real name is Fig.

Princess Piddle Pants. I've written a whole song

My girls name is Loretta I call her Goose. She dosent meow. She honks


Our cat is Steve McQueen The Kitten of Cool.

heheheh

One of mine is Topanga. I didn't name her myself and never saw Boy Meets World, but it still worked (apart from things like Reddit threads where people ask who was your sexual awakening and someone says "Topanga" and it momentarily troubles me). I almost never call her that, anyway. I change out the letters with other consonants and vowels. A simple transposition would be Potanga, of course. But then you can change two letters entirely for Bodanga. And so on. Or shorten it "Top" ("tope"). Or whatever. I've often wondered if she knows her name at this point, she's been called so many things.

Awww ❤️

I call them “chickens” I have 2

Fatty McLardmeister

😂😂😂😂😂

I have two cats and two sets of nicknames for them: Poopsie and tootsie String bean and butter bean 

poopsie and tootsie

Doby wan kenobi

I have a stray named Dobby https://preview.redd.it/ppdeh1cyw16a1.jpeg?width=3001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=54ca56b6a7d845755131cd7e850c55620de45127 Rescued him coz he had a bad injury , now he's all well frolicking with the ladies

VISA because he is everywhere I wanted to be.

Awww

my gf cats name is toot. we call him tooty butt

Tootie batootie

My cat is Lucky…. Demon kitty Tiny terror Duck Fangs Nippy Nipper Other kitty is Spooky Spooks Spook man Stinker Fuzz butt McShity (he likes to poop on things…)

Aww stinker

We had an orange cat named Kitty Nuts and he had a huge set. He was a neighborhood stray that we let in and after he snuck out a neighbor poisoned him.

Why 😲 are neighbours such assholes

Another neighbor who also fed the cat took care of it. Never said how but that bad neighbor looked pretty humbled after that and moved 2 months later.

Kissa pizza pikachu bitch cat

I call both of mine “the cat”. As in: “hello, The cat”

Breakfast at Tiffany's ????

my cats name is shadow. she doesn’t use the litter box(es) when she’s in a mood so we call her shat- it also sounds like chat cat in french and my family likes to make fun of me because i like france and😭

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I call my orange cat "Flintstone push pop" when it's chilly

Awww :')

Had a cat named ignition systems.

What 

Aussiturds and Plutita (Aussie and Pluto)

Heheh such a mouthful

Probably doofenschmertz or Turkey when he lays on the couch

Professor Doofenschmertz ❤️❤️❤️

Stinkus minkus. He has gingivitis and a chronic case of feline calicivirus. Manageable but he's a stinky boy.

Awww ❤️

sluglump.

Hehehehe

Sweatshirt. His real name is Kreacher.

Sweatshirt. His real name is Kreacher...

Heheheheh

https://preview.redd.it/7l3abx5fq16a1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=9ba6806055c75ab4743bcb2975d8199459d083f0 Honey Bunny/Big Man

Awww

Little Bitch

My cat is named Cheddar and sometimes he gets called Cheese Butt.

Cheeesy butt

Fweyby-baby or something like that

Booboo sheebooo

When I was little I had a cats named CK and Clifford both boys my lil sis picked the name CK no idea what CK meant

Her Name is JellyBean but I call her Missy Belliot.. Like Missy Elliot.

Hehehe

His name is Mozy derrived from Mozart. His nicknames are: Moz-moz, Mozy-moz, Mozu-moz, Pouty(Botic in my language), and some of the more unusual are Pacoste (blight) and Dragoste (Love). The last 2 sound almost the same in my language and are adapted to the situation: Blight at 5 am when he paws at my face, Love at 9 am when I'm having my coffee.

Awww ❤️

I called them Miju, Nunu, Pipi and Koblížek.

Awwww

I call my smaller female cat chunky momma

Billy's oddest one is maybe Albatross (he eats plastic if I'm not careful) or Spoon (he's so far from being the sharpest knife in the drawer.)

I'm in love

Bertie Botts. His name is Rambo. My partner started calling him Rambert, which got shortened to Bert over time, and now we call him whatever we want lol

Hehe does he reply to any of the names ?

Mr kitler brown shorts: not racist. He’s just Siamese

Lucy patoti https://preview.redd.it/8vjibtxml46a1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=692e919d6da6255206e71ad9b0624f5d3ca4ef8e

Awww https://preview.redd.it/oh9xytk8096a1.jpeg?width=3468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=dd606210d633ed18ad2710c5f1d2b1fed49b3463

Teddy boots

My ping-pong-soccer-playing, cat-brother-bothering cat is now HimBoppie.

https://preview.redd.it/fyf761hxty5a1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=ab77f48cbdda389fe3fef77f8a29c50b91b58d92 Her name is Shinx and the weirdest nickname for her is probably “Shinxy Winxy Lover Pie McGee”. But I mainly call her baby girl :)

Hi baby girl ❤️😚