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Gelantine42

"Mom said it's my time to use the backyard"


crepechocolatbanane

This sounds more like it.


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psychrolut

Yes, this sounds I like


_We_Are_DooMeD

I likey


emocivic

The sounds are liking, I


jjklines1

Mom yelling is scaring away all the birds and critters. Kitty seems smart.


QweenOfTheDamned9

“Don’t make me set the cat on you!” — Mom


314314314

It's my hood after 5


PaddyAllen

Reminds me of the prisoners waiting to use the canoe


yweeb

I like how she stretched first before getting to it, always stretch before running.


JadedManc

Stretched whilst prepping the claws on the wooden post, just incase they were needed too. Kitty has definitely done this before and those dogs remember last time.


SonOfTK421

Apparently they don’t remember, she warned them and they dallied to their own detriment.


JadedManc

The second dog in saw the cat stretching and prepping and definitely thought "aaahhhhh shit!" before firing in the house.


NICE_WILLY_BRO

My face still hurts from the last time!


malcolm_miller

> they dallied to their own detriment The English language is beautiful


frantastic99

Agreed! It was a beautifully-crafted phrase, Malcolm. :)


SonOfTK421

For sure a fantastic fuck-up of figures of speech and flights of fancy floundering far from friends filtering focused forums fairly flowing with functional fantasies and, fortunately for family, foul flatulence fanned floats forever freely, found flung from flames fleetingly fixated, fully free from the fittingly fickle form of a fratboy farting on fire from filthy fingers flicking firecrackers forward, failing to fulfill feelings of friendship.


Gustenbacksi

Ar....are you okay?


SonOfTK421

Far-out.


LoveAndProse

>dallied to their own detriment it's a beautiful thing when words flow like water


Draintheswamp420

Your comment has made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Gustomucho

Rule #18 : Limber up, -Going down that hill, it is very important.


Illanar

It’s not the taste.. it’s the consistency.


Greatwhite194

WHERE ARE YOU YOU SPONGY DELICIOUS YELLOW BASTARDS?


3mAder

"I don't believe in it. You ever see a lion limber up before taking down a gazelle?"


16218581290999685877

Cats stretch a LOT before doing stuff like this or just in general, I think we can learn from them haha


Ganbazuroi

Mine always does it in between his circle of waking up, calling me to feed him, eating, leading me to the faucet, drinking and going back to nap, it's funny how methodical he is about it lmao


PeopleEatPeoples

Goatse before a poop. Roger!


MatureUser69

That's a term I haven't heard in a while


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hunglowbungalow

r/ooobigstretch


it-works-in-KSP

Dang it, not another cat related subreddit to join…![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)


Open_Dragonfruit_304

I love the head nod at the end, like “go on, GIT! Inside with the lot of you!”


HangInTherePanda

Rule #18 - Limber up


StnMtn_

r/Catswithjobs. Dog herder.


astrallizzard

A cat herder, rare but essential!


ExamOld2899

![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7943)we call them sheepdog, so it should translate to a dogcat? ![img](emote|t5_2qhta|7984)


Deceptichum

One fine day with a woof and a purr a baby was born and it cause a little stir, no blue bug, no three-eyed frog, just a feline canine little dogcat


SobiTheRobot

Eh it'll never catch on


zentangled_91

Dogcat! DOGCAaat! Alone in the world is a little dogcat!


ArrstdDvlpmnt

One fine day with a woof and a purr a baby was born and it cause a little stir, no blue bug, no three-eyed ~~frog~~ bat/gnat/rat, just a feline canine little dogcat


Techiedad91

One fine day with a woof and a purr A baby was born and it caused a little stir No blue buzzard, no three-eyed frog Just a feline canine little CatDog.


zlorf_flannelfoot

I came here to say exactly that!


rugbyweeb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_MaJDK3VNE


mellowmarsII

(Old as dust; make you sneeze... still funny) The herded become the herders: https://youtu.be/m_MaJDK3VNE


RogueFiccer001

This will never, ever not put a grin on my face. I loved it when it was new and I love it still.


KimKimMRW

"That'll do, Cat. That'll do."


StnMtn_

Lol.


Blood_Bowl

Well it's easier than herding cats!


berrey7

Russian Blue Healer


soulhot

That is the best cat video I’ve seen in a long time.. love it


SnoopyWife

Its the cat from the Chevy truck commercials.


_Kaiiiii

Cat deserves ALL the treats!


BusinessTops

Not, only the treats but all the Love.


total_alk

This is not, only the worst use of a comma I've ever seen.


HappyBid8887

In the process of correcting someone else, you forgot to write the rest of your sentence.


total_alk

Yeah. I was also trying to poke fun at their incomplete sentence. If I had to do it all over again I would've written: "This is not, only the worst use of a comma I've ever seen in an incomplete sentence." But, whatever. English is hard.


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MisterScruffyPoo

Wow, so many emotionally stunted people who genuinely hate a creature for having boundaries. A bit like incels. The fuck is wrong with people...


DELTABL4CK

Idk. I guess they just feel like hating a living creature for simply existing.


Stefisgarden

I don't trust people who hate cats.


DELTABL4CK

same


iangeredcharlesvane2

Definitely. The only people who hate cats are people who have never owned or known a cat (and given it the barest essential of attention). I will NOT go on that evil sub it would actually ruin my day.


dinnerwlaundry

One of the things that made me stop being friends w a friend is that he disliked his partner’s cats. Intensely. Sometimes, people fuck around w their cats because you love your cats and they’re just fun to play games w. I could tell his antipathy toward them was real, and they were super cool cats. Couldn’t imagine how that translates to how he treats his partner and kid.


Sardonic29

There’s a post floating around here somewhere that suggests that cats are a lesson in boundaries, because cats require a lot of slow building of trust and that people who dislike cats are people who want to violate the cats’ trust and boundaries. It was an interesting post.


m0nk37

All i see are mistreated cats in that subreddit. They are like people, if you dont treat them nicely then they wont treat you nicely. They arent stupid, they remember everything you do to them too.


Pilotwaver

Get....GET THE FUCK IN THERE....(stupid fucking dogs, I swear) *begins to groom*


Ok_City_7177

I saaaaaaaid INSIIIIIIIIDE !!


Gamma_249

GET TO DA HOOOUUSE!


aknalag

I didnt think i would laugh at a Cat herding dogs but here we are


MusicAndMunchys

You’ve heard of sheep dog now get ready for dog cat.


UglyTitties

C'mon you, I was just about to comment the excact same thing.


Jeevess83

"That'll do Kitty... that'll do..."


Jlx_27

I hear this comment in my head. Now I have to watch Shrek again.


tenaciousfetus

Don't forget its source material, Babe!


theblackcanaryyy

Super weird how almost no one remembers that. I swear it’s a Mandela effect where everyone associates it with shrek lol


tenaciousfetus

I think it's because shrek is more entrenched in pop culture than Babe ever was and is more recent besides. It's a shame though, Babe is such a cute little film. It deserves way more love!


theblackcanaryyy

I’d rather it be a pop culture thing instead of an “I’m getting old” thing lol


HitsMeYourBrother

They are one and the same my decrepit friend.


theblackcanaryyy

#**I AM WOUNDED**


HitsMeYourBrother

Don't worry, I only know because I am too.


Opposite-Smoke1301

Way more. Babe is one of the best films ever made.


Jlx_27

Babe? Not a fan of that franchise. *Shrek is life*


tenaciousfetus

I'm fully enlightened and love both 🙌


monkwren

This is the way


nameless-anonymous

Assistant to mom works 😂


MidichlorianCunt

Amazing, a shepherd cat


altair222

Dogherd cat


timmy30274

Oh wow. Cat herding dogs. Did the cat figure out what mom was doing or was cat probably trained??


onFilm

Cat knows exactly what mom wanted, and possibly also wanted to have some alone time in the yard. I have an extremely smart cat myself, and he requires do much energy to keep in check.


RealisticWin3801

Well that puts a whole new spin on the expression “herding cats.”


yourmo4321

Extra treats are necessary!


skybike

Cat sharpening its claws on the post like ["Oh you don't want to listen to mom?"](https://c.tenor.com/QJy5T9yYjbQAAAAC/reaction-shame.gif)


SnooMarzipans2939

The little white dog waiting in front of the door when he just had to go around 😂😂


BlueSnoopy4

Probably thinking “close enough”.


attentionspanissues

Herding pups


HelloIamLostHelpMe

Mom's chonky enforcer.


willsschneider_creed

Why hast thou forsaken me, mother?


misanthropik1

herding cats: impossible herding cat: found


GameFAQsModLogic

this is amazing


bakarian7

A dog-herding cat, dear god


Ok_Jay_6067

The yard is mine now smelly ones, I shat not tolerate you presence!


The_Outcast4

How on earth does one have a cat learn to do something like this?


littleliongirless

I don't know how to teach them this but I have two cats, boy and girl, both rescued street cats. The boy still likes to go out, the girl is happy to be done with that life. When I start calling the boy home though, she is always by my side and if he doesn't come home right away, I go back in and then she begs to go back out. I'd say about 50% of the time she comes home with him within a half hour. When she comes home without him, she keeps trying about every hour or so. Cats are weird and amazing and we really haven't scratched the surface of their intelligence because they are so hard to test.


_ThatSynGirl_

This is adorable ![gif](giphy|KztT2c4u8mYYUiMKdJ)


SassyStylesheet

Outdoor cats ruin urban ecosystems and significantly shorten their lifespans, consider leash walking or a large cat cage enclosure for your yard. Letting them free roam is pretty immoral


littleliongirless

Snopes has already debunked this for most of the world. In America, I agree. https://www.snopes.com/news/2021/08/06/dont-blame-cats-for-destroying-wildlife/


ihsahn919

Good article. Fuck them for posting a picture of a coyote with a beautiful cat in its mouth, though. I know nature is cruel yada yada but cats are animals we have an emotional attachment to. You can't just portray them in situations like that without eliciting an emotional response from the readers.


Catm4n

My cat only kills gophers and let's lizards loose in my house.


sexbuhbombdotcom

Keeping a sentient being caged and miserable is also immoral


Dornogol

Oberservation? Seeing that the dogs sometimes stay behind even though the catmom calls them so she does her part by helping? We will never know to what extend cats or any animals really understand us, but you also can see with dogs and cats especially that they, more often than not, completely understand what you want from them (if it is going away from something, coming to you, leaving a specific thing alone etc) but cats most of the time don't care and touch it either way.


cmomo80

Boss Cat!!


SnooFoxes6169

they took turn to use backyard? that's adorable.


Witty-Specific-5396

This is why I love cats


carozza1

Cats shepherding dogs. Now I've seen everything.


moist_underpants

Really... have you ever seen a man eat his own head?


captianllama

They said *everything*.


http-401

Bestie


ApricotandPretzel

Mom wants us to go home early. LOL!


Jon-Snore

I like that he's flexing and stretching first before bullying the remaining two.


JDNM

Uh, cats rule.


Asparagussie

As it should be. Cats rule.


oarngebean

No ones gonna talk about the fog getting blocked by an open door?


Pale_Yoghurt7028

"Gtfo this my yard for the rest of the day"


Blackletterdragon

Don't make me have to come out there and get you, lawn-poopers! I'm waiting . . I'm stropping my claws here!


RubySlippers59

Cats rule and dogs drool!


J_P3G

I like at the end how she had to fake close the door to try and get the cat to want to come back inside.


mznh

Kitty holds the key to the house


kman5690

“Fair thee warned, be ye, says I”


Allin4Godzilla

10/10 shepherd cat


angrydave

It’s like cats herding!


HopelessMelancholy

so thats why cats are hard to herd, they should instead be the ones herding.


JeffR47

I've heard of herding cats, but never a herding cat!


throwaway4161412

Who watches the watchdogs? Well, the cat, apparently.


DarkDevourer

u/savevideo


Otherwise_Quarter704

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present the DogCATcher


Tup00

Cats understand much more than many people give them credit for!! I assure you this


Cats_Though

"Fren, I have herded the doges."


ThinkerDrinker365

The mythical shepherd cat.


Renaud_Perron

Dude what that’s a sheep dog cat


RoseDarlin58

Dog herder


AmbassadorStraight3

good boy!


The_Safe_For_Work

Corgi Cat!


Hope2_win

You will learn to do as you are told lol.


iambucketdotcom

So is this what they mean by *herding cats?*


HugeRaspberry

Cat - I did my work - backyard is now MINE, MINE I SAY....


Booster91

All that and now you shut me out?


OG_LiLi

Wow a great post in r/cats! Nice job. I refuse to come back to that hellscape, but glad I saw this!


Fivealive05

Give you till the count of three before I put these freshly manicured claws down your back side...1,2, GO 😩 but you didn't say three 🤣


14high

*alrite, time to go to work, stretchhh*


CheeryLBottom

r/catsthatherd


JayWink49

I wish!


mark_able_jones_

Love that old outdoor drying rack for clothes. We had one when I was a kid. People still dry clothes outside?


redditname8

Instead of a shepherd dog, it is a shepherd cat.


Beahyt

I didn't think this is what they meant when they said "herding cats" but that cats do be herding


Wrath_Of_Aguirre

She wanted her quiet backyard time and got tired of waitin’.


bluexcal1000

Mom was done asking politely and called up the enforcer...


Gaxxag

r/Catswithjobs


dracostheblack

I think it's funny the first dog was confused about the door and how to go around it lol


Reeblo_McScreeblo

Oh my gosh, kitties are fucking amazing


_PolarEclipse_

Sheepdog: A dog that herds sheep Dogcat: I guess a cat that heards dogs?


Ad_Honorem1

I imagine the cat as some kind of Mafia enforcer.


catnmoose

Shepherd cat


Impossible-Survey203

Good kitty!!


RumRogerz

That cats a fucking boss


ChicoDLH

Lol , puppy dog round up # Good Job Kitty 🐾


ginroc52

Cats are so smart!!!!❤️


CaptAirStrike

Cat herding dogs? That's a new one.


BabyfaceJezus

r/catswithjobs


boerumhill

Give that cat a raise.


That_preppy_burnout

What a homie


cometicklemypickle

cats are elite


scorpions411

Do your thing ozzyman.


RandomDigitalSponge

I have a cat like this. She’s more polite, but the message is loud and clear: “It’s dinner time and you’re holding up the line. You don’t come in, we don’t get fed. More importantly *I* don’t get fed. So get your tail inside!”


gordo3

Dogs are way more chill


IGotFancyPants

Cats just lose it when someone doesn’t do what they’re supposed to, when they’re supposed to. They are the Karens of animals.


Comprehensive-Range3

Don't leave your cats outside unattended. Birds deserve a life too.


FakinUpCountryDegen

Sigh. I wish I was so entitled that my brain had room to process what animals two steps up from the bottom of the food chain "deserve".


FattySnacks

I have three cats and love them more than anything but cats kill dozens of billions of birds every year, it’s actually a really big problem that most people don’t know about


Humledurr

It's also highly overrated and heavily depends on where you live if it is actually a problem. I don't know if you have seen a bird but they are much more mobile than a cat. Birds taken by cats are very often the birds that would have died sooner or later anyways due to being slow or sick. Not to mention the majority of the birds being taken by cats is in no where close to being endangered. I cant speak of how it is in the US, but cats killing birds is the least of your problems.


Comprehensive-Range3

Sigh. I wish people would just leave their cats in their homes so they didn't kill so many birds. It has nothing to do with being entitled (but thank you for again working one of the most over used words in Reddit into your comment... keep throwing mud at the wall and eventually some is going to stick.) " In the United States alone, outdoor cats kill approximately 2.4 billion birds every year. Although this number may seem unbelievable, it represents the combined impact of tens of millions of outdoor cats." That is billion with a "B". Think about it. Or don't, but you "deserve" to consider the fact that cats are killing wild birds, whether I am entitled or not.


beerthenhotpoo

So cute! Going to kill 6 or 7 innocent songbirds, adorable!


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WeJustDid46

Wow! That’s pretty neat.


DjChrisSpear

The opposite happens at my house. A cat gets out and the doggos wrangle them up.


SufferingSaxifrage

Yakkety yak!


flyingkiwi46

My cat would probably try to bite the dogs neck lol


Plasmabubble

iVe hEaRd Of hERdiNg cAts bUt


gg-eng

A herding cat


Carlos_Caracas

Clearly the boss of this house.😍


Coreysurfer

The mad catter


Alone-Sweet3396

So she can have her quiet outdoor time