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What is your funniest moment in Breaking bad?

What is your funniest moment in Breaking bad?

sstory05

When Jesse us in the lab alone in season 3


DontCareAboutBans

Shimmy shimmy ya, shimmy yam, shimmy yaay, gimme the mic so I can take it away 🎶


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

Definitely a classic scene. Shimmy Shimmy Ya was the perfect song for the scene.


Chandingo

OH BABY I LIKE IT RAWWWWWWW YEAH BABY I LIKE IT RAWWWWWW


milestogo171

When Walt's trying to tell Skyler that Jesse tried to burn their house down without making it seem like a big deal, and Skyler is looking at him like he's lost his mind. My favorite exchange is:. "Jesse didn't go there to hurt anyone!". "He poured gasoline all over our house, Walt. He tried to set our house on fire". "He changed his mind!". "WHAT IF HE CHANGES IT BACK??"


I-will-Landon-you

lmaoooo


jennywhistle

God I forgot bits like this were even in the 5th season. It's not funny until it's framed like this. Bless.


Gagzu

This one is probably not the most popular one: However, it is my favorite. The scene where Walt and Jesse are cooking meth in the basement while the house is having a tour upstairs and someone tries to enter the basement and Jesse is like: “You aint seeing the basement bitch!” As someone mentioned, the whole first season is a comedic rollercoaster.


Platinum011

Also, when Jesse says that it's occupied the guy is like "it's not a bathroom"


CharacterBrief9121

There’s damn toilet down there tho!


urbannoangeldecay

You’re not the only one that favors this scene. I die laughing every time I see it


steve8274001

Yes! Also when the real estate agent is showing them around and someone asks about the really shitty looking RV parked in the driveway and she says with such a funny tone “that’s the recreational vehicle.”


coolnow_

that scene where jesse casually drives the crystal ship to the airport and picks up walter. we see the rv driving up in the distance, following by walters expression and beautiful line: “you brought a methlab to the airport..”


uberduger

And hilariously reversed at the end of Season 4 where Jesse gets to be horrified that Walt brought a bomb to a hospital!


coolnow_

jesse’s turn


Long-Island-Iced-Tea

That's such a hilarious scene it comes to my mind once or twice a month honestly.


stumbleupondingo

His expression is soooo funny hahah


Gob_Bluth420

One of my favorite is when Badger and Skinny Pete meet Walt for the first time.


katiedid038

Any scene with Badger and Skinny Pete honestly


JoyousZephyr

Skinny Pete had depth.


Flabnoodles

Skinny in physique only


luiscamacho619

And he could throw down on the piano!


Devreckas

Badger and the undercover cop was great. Also, most anything with Saul’s “A-team”. The way Huell says”it was an act of God” is gold.


Moonchildbeast

“Ain’t no accounting for an act of God!”


rhythmjones

Badger, dude. OMG the fucking Star Trek thing!


jad42

Came here to say this. I laugh so hard every time I watch that scene


uberduger

He BEAMS HIS GUTS INTO SPACE! 0_o


jad42

And, ya know, she comes in with her big pointies…


dougm68

Omg just the thought of checkov making a deal with Scotty before he competes against Spock in the pie contest had me lol’ing


coolnow_

“you didnt hear that from me” **atom bomb and siren sounds**


X_Zephyr

When Walt threatens Gretchen and Elliott with hitmen but it's just Badger and Skinny Pete with laser pointers


beanmachine89

I love he just walks up to them all nonchalant "I'm Heisenberg" like god damn if Skinny Pete or Badger were undercover cops that would've been their best day on the job lol


HowDesolate

“We’re gonna play a game called ‘keep Huell happy” “Wait Huell who’s Huell” “This is Huell. Huell you happy right now?” “Reasonably.” “What would make ya unhappy Huell?” “This motherfucker not doin what he’s told.”


mikeymanza

Huell is my favorite character hands down. And the fact he hangs out with Bill Burr makes his scenes so much better


canibuyatrowel

Haha every time I see the word “reasonably” in life, I hear it in Huell’s voice.


Willing-Load

gotta go with this scene, i just never get tired of rewatching it on YouTube 😂😂😂


MahatmGandalf

Can you send me a link ? Can't seem to find it on YT


coloradoscott

https://youtu.be/T7rXeDArhg0


sqplanetarium

When Skyler is telling Marie about Walt’s “fugue state” and how he turned up naked in a store, Marie asks all these asinine questions about which store it was. “I hope it wasn’t Whole Foods.”


GettingBetterohyeah

When Jesse has dinner with the Whites and compliments Skyler on her green beans.


ttrav69

its like, hell yeah im stoked for this lasagna, and then you nuke it and the cheese gets all scabby on top, its like youre eating a scab


mtns0421

It's like yo! What ever happened to truth in advertising you know?


ginzykinz

Jesse’s reaction when Skyler says “Did you also tell him about my affair?” Drinking his water while awkwardly looking back and forth between Skyler and Walt. Gold


canibuyatrowel

Ahhh the eyes when he’s drinking the water!!


sKociuba

Hands down the funniest part of the entire series. I was laughing so loud that was the only part I had to rewind multiple times cause it caught me off guard. Glad you mentioned it


JVince13

“Y’know when you nuke it, and the cheese gets all, like, scabby?”


CS-YouGetIt

😂😂😂😂


m4n3ctr1c

“You know my kids are gone.” “*Oh thank God*.”


Iamapersonokayy

I literally can’t stop but laugh at that every time I watch


MrRiceBubbles

They are from the Deli at Albertson's


Trent3343

Got to be one of my favorite scenes in the entire show.


BrokenArmsFrigidMom

Church!


schulzinho7

That’s golden.


Rosco21

When Marie gets Hank to leave the hospital


MarlonElliot

Yes. The look of triumph on her face as they're leaving.


TheRealBobbyC

He got his tuggy, just not from Shania Twain.


83EtchiSketch

That's it. Struggle!


GabberGal

When Walter changed the channel at Hector’s place and Jesse had to explain that Hector needed his eye candy


sqplanetarium

On his “telenovel.” Right up there with “cow house,” Pinkman. Also, how is it that so many of these characters who live in New Mexico hardly know even the most basic Spanish words?


CowboyChrist

american pride baby


Ghostcraft413

HOLA BUENOS DÍAS, NECESITO AYONDA A LIMPIO, DOS HOROS MAXIMO, DINERO -Walter H. White


urbannoangeldecay

Omg and when Tuco tells Hector that he put him in a “really nice crib in the country”


Moonchildbeast

Right? A two room shack, and wasn’t it pink?? Lol


Sexyturtletime

I love Saul’s lines “You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornets' nest, it's a free country. But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?” “If I ever get anal polyps, at least I know what to name them” “He said he'll break my legs, and don’t tell me he didn’t mean it... he gave me the dead mackerel eyes.” “You ever hear the expression ‘a fart in the wind?’ Well, inside an hour that’s going to be me, ok? I’m hitting the road. I’m gone. I’m out of here.”


Moonchildbeast

Basically anything Saul says, ever. He’s hysterical. “Did Jesse do that?” “Yeah but you gotta understand, deep down he loves me.” **** “I’ll just…make him understand that it had to be done.” “Okay, well, what if he’s not up to a nuanced discussion of the merits of child poisoning? What if his thinking is more along the lines of stabbing you with a pointed stick?” Something like that. 🤣


dave7364

the "deep down he loves me" is my favorite haha


canibuyatrowel

His whole vernacular is so bus-stop-lawyer specific. It’s just a perfect show.


Chemicalised_Chav

"Smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans' in my book" Not sure if it's the funniest moment, but this line was the first that came to mind


KillerTom

Screw you man and your book


_blueskyes_

“Ahhhh wire” threw me for a loop when I saw it and I’m still laughing about it XD


septantesept

"what are we building?" - "you've said it yourself" - "... a robot?"


Thesugarsky

That one gets me every time!


septantesept

Aaron Paul delivers it perfectly! For a split second Jesse really hopes that they will in fact build that robot xD


Cappin_Crunch

No matter how many times I rewatch that I will always laugh. Credit to both actors for that scene


goldpantss

Lol his defensive rant about the buzzing when the keys are in the ignition in this ep is pretty good too lol


return_to_chef5

When Walter Jr. says the turkey bacon smells like bandaids


rhythmjones

Magnets, bitch. Roll me further, bitch Jesus Christ, Marie, they're minerals. Most of the humor in BB is tragic humor obvs, but the gravitas makes it work so much butter. I'll die on the hill of saying BB is one of the funniest shows in television history.


my-sons

Lmaoo the 'roll me further, bitch' is legendary


Kindergoat

I loved that line. Jesse had some good ones.


darkmatternot

Favorite Jesse line, you don't need a criminal attorney, you need a Criminal Attorney!!


[deleted]

This is my own private domicile and i will not be harassed... BITCH


Affectionate_Fox4136

Even a poop joke made me laugh, that means that the comedy is perfect


[deleted]

Badger caught by that mousy DEA agent, then the fake Heisenberg who goes to jail for cash.. the entire thing Enter Saul Goodman !! amazing introduction of our beloved sleazy lawyer ! All moments of Hank missing Heisenberg clues.


Obsidian_Order66

Yeah like how quickly fake Heinseberg just gives up and puts his hands up like "alright let's get this over with" so *not* how the real kingpin would go down.


[deleted]

"someone please arrressst meee" and Walt goes Hi Hank busy catching bad guys ?


4HardDixonCider

Ya got me


Obsidian_Order66

🤗


MarlonElliot

That must DEA agent is played by DJ Qualls, who played Billy in the TV series 'Legit'. Billy is confined to a wheelchair because of cerebral palsy(?) on Legit and I just assumed he had some wheelchair limiting disease in real life because he was so skinny. I was shocked when I rewatched BB and realized he was the one who arrested Badger.


Bigchocolate420

I remember him being the main character in a teen movie from like the late 90s early 2000s I think it was called The New Guy. Also he was in Road Trip.


JVince13

I loved the new guy!


FingerTheCat

Eddie Griffin is a national treasure


truebhavesh

Every part that had guy named 'Saul Goodman'


Adam_The_Big

When the RV breaks down. Jesse: "I was thinking that ..." Walter: "well now that we identified the problem of you thinking!..."


Bootlicker222

I have said it before and will say it again. The 1st season is almost just as comedic as it is dramatic


ShounSwan

…cow house??


maneldevelim

Yeah. Where the cows live!


FarkinRoboDer

“yeah, where they live. *the cows.*”


WolfChaoticz

My buddy randomly texts me “cow house?” And I still chuckle every time lol


Bootlicker222

That being said. Probably laugh the most when Skylar tells Jesse to stop selling marijuana to Walt lmao


Wowok15263737

Do not sell marijuana to my husband Or you will be one sorry individual


bigfatg11

...y-yo


mtns0421

My name is Skylar White, yo.


whiskeyboi237

GET OFF THE TOILET


seppemanderickkk

Crawl out of my ass, Skyler.


Famous-Record9114

Could you do that for me?


Bootlicker222

I'd really appreciate it. I really would


Chandingo

Lmao you just made me laugh out loud outside on the porch I probably woke my neighbor up


EquilibriumMachine

When jesse wants to kill tuco. The way walt looks at him when he didn’t even know how to load the gun


coreyf722

.....skylar there's rot.


Moonchildbeast

“Fruiting bodies. And they’re on a rampage.” “Fruity *what*?”


Professional_Rule761

lmao yes


sharkweekiseveryweek

I laughed mostly cause it was awkward but that scene where the twins are getting to the heisenberg alter thing and they get out of the car and lay down in the dirt and army crawl their way through an entire town to the little shack. It was just so bizzare


Cantina9001

Every scene where someone is in the interrogation room and Saul pops in. Love his funny insults!


Moonchildbeast

“Go get a juice box, have a nap…” 🤣


CoryGM

When Skyler plays the "accounting bimbo" character to keep the IRS off of Ted's trail.


Brokenlimit

“I just put it all in the Quicken”. The reaction of the IRS guy is gold.


Moonchildbeast

“Nothing flashed red, so…?”


StampsInMyPassport

This is so good!


gk1rk2ak3

My fiancé hated Skyler when we watched BB together. Right after we watched this scene folds his arms and goes “damn it that WAS really clever.”


brandonQFG

When Skyler leaves Walt a message while hes passed out from drinking, about her finding the pizza on the roof. She threatens to get a restraining order on him and he jumps up and bangs his head under the table. Then yells restrain this while grabbing his junk lmao. Funniest moment for me.


jhz123

Restrain this!


brian_198687

Walt telling jesse hes a blowfish and insulting him at the same time! 🤣


Xenogetraloxic

Badger identifying the undercover cop and still getting arrested. Edit: Another one is Jesse calling Mr White about the meth being stolen from his apartment. The look on walter’s face had me rolling.


Moonchildbeast

“I figured out it was *you*!” “Oh, you figured out?”


shrombus3

When Walt and Jesse steal the methylamine from the warehouse


JazmineSoule

Hank and Gomey watching the footage afterwards and commenting on how it's a barrel that could be rolled is epic. I laughed so hard because that's exactly what I was thinking when they did it.


Chicken_Nuggies123

"Risen beans" is always funny lol


HPISavage4Life

This is my favorite. Beans. We're gonna kill him with beans.


hiivemind

“This is my own private domicile, and I will not be harassed!…..bitch!”


pigwalk5150

“I pay my rent! I have rights bitch!


discoturtle1129

When Skyler goes back to work and Walt innocently asks about the "fumes" that made her quit before. Just funny to see his naivety


Bomboo2810

Saul’s ad


Thesugarsky

The line, “We ain’t killing Badger yo!” That always makes me laugh! It is also now an inside joke between my husband and I. It fits in almost any situation.


IntroHoover

YO YO YO 1-4-8


Woodchipper64

My top 3: “They’re minerals, not rocks, Marie” *The scene where Jesse learns the hard way why you can’t dissolve bodies in a bathtub* “My name is ASAC Schrader and you can go f*** yourself.”


TheRealBobbyC

Jesse having dinner with the Whites


5zp1

Jesse's rant about the word possum vs. opossum (an Irish possum)


NA_23

One of my favorites is the way Walt says to Jesse, "Why are you blue?" It gets me every time.


RajcatowyDzusik

>"Yo yo yo! 148-3 to the 3 to the 6 to the 9, representing the ABQ. What-up, biatch?!" >Skylar: suprised pikachu face . > "Milfs? What the hell are milfs?" - Skylar . >Skylar: "Walt. Walt! What are you doing!?!" > Walt: "I'm talking with Ted!" *throws a hugeass plant through Ted's office* . >"Christ. You two. All I can say is if I ever get anal polyps, I'll know what to name them." . >"Yes, bitch! Magnets!!!" And basically all of Hank's laughter.


HMS404

When someone told Walter that Mike yelled at them, Mike replied, "He's Mike. He probably yelled at someone before having breakfast." For some reason it really cracked me up. edit: it's actually "threatened" instead of "yelled" and it was Saul. Thanks to /u/lsie-mkuo


lsie-mkuo

Maybe my memory is fuzzyy but wasn't it "threatened" not "yelled"? Cus saul was like "he threatened to break my legs", and Walt was like "it's mike, he probably threatened someone before breakfast"


HMS404

You're absolutely right. Edited my comment, thanks.


realityglitch2017

The pizza scene, at that point i was obsessed with the show and looked forward to each new episode When that pizza was thrown on the roof i was in hysterics for a full five minutes Hardly any scene in any comedy show has made me laugh like that


act_surprised

The real life owners of that house in Albuquerque had to beg for people to stop throwing pizzas on their roof. They eventually built a big fence.


Radioweez

Love watching Walter try to roll joints until he figures it out


RandomBloke2021

Pizza on the roof for me.


Safe_f0r_work

When Hank lose the bet to marie. And had to go home.


Moonchildbeast

The look on his face, being rolled out and holding a potted plant. Hysterical.


DoILookLikeASkater

When Hank and the family are being protected from Fring Hank mentions he thinks it could be related to his new hobby and Walter Junior asks in confusion “Minerals???” And it’s perfection


Michael99_

When walt is telling Gale he is looking for someone more classical and jesse walks in


Moonchildbeast

“Yo Mr White! We should’ve ditched that RV months ago, it’s all shiny up in here!” Poor Gale just like WTF??


BeachyGirl5

1. Jesse’s parents took his aunt’s house away from him and he’s calling Walt who keeps telling him not to call and hanging up on him so Jesse bangs the phone down, the movers take the phone and Jesse offers them the ice trays 2. Hector not liking Walt and Jesse and Tuko questioning him why and he keeps ringing his bell 3. Skinny P mis-spelling Street and Jesse calling him on it so Skinny P declares that he’s “selling fat stacks and don’t have time for spelling and shit” 4. Jesse broken up over Combo’s death and so Walt comes over to get him back to work while Jesse’s explaining how sad he was at the loss of his friend and Walt says “now which one was he?” Jesse: “you did NOT just say that to me!”


weshouldhave

Barring acts of God or men with axes.


Hyzynbyrg59

Funyuns.


SecondComingOfBast

The time Wendy told Gomez Hank tried to fix her up with sone kid was hilarious mainly due to Hank's reacrion.after initially treating her with such disdain. Also- "Oh, well Heil Hitler bitch"


Key_Mood_5838

“You ain’t seeing the basement bitch” is a classic. Also situational humor like when Skylar meets Jessie for the first time and he’s moving Emilios body. His face followed by: “Private property yo!” “We’ll I’m Skylar White yo… My husband is Walter White Yo” Also most of Saul Goodman’s scenes


SugarySuga

"What element comes to mind" "Aah wire ;)" Jesse looked so proud of himself and then Walter consequently looked so disappointed in him 😂


HazmatSamurai

So many that have already been posted. A couple that came to mind for me: Walt throwing the pizza on the roof The first time we see Ted and his giant head in the hospital Jesse awkwardly drinking water and looking back and forth and Skylar and Jesse during the awkward dinner Walt lighting a joint with the stove Skinny Pete and Badger shenanigans


sweetspetites

So many. Jesse having dinner at the White’s house. “That’s science, yo!” Jesse putting out the fire with the last of the drinking water. Most lines coming from Saul’s mouth.


No-Wolverine2973

Two words from Walter, "Cow House?"


JustARandomUserNow

When Skylar confronts Jesse for selling pot to Walt, his confusion and Emilios body lying there made me laugh.


Whereishumhum-

At the end of Crawlspace, Walter laughing hysterically while Skyler picked up the phone telling Marie that she was there There’s nothing comedic about it, but it’s insanely amusing


kyrgrat08

Season 4, Walt climbing out of a laundry hamper after being snuck into the laundromat. Walt: “Did the laundry have to be dirty?” Tyrus: “Nope.”


ladybrevity

“So roll me further, bitch.”


Walt925837

The bomb in the hospital scene. The whole Fly episode.


I-want-chocolate

Finnaly someone who finds Fly funny


ANewAccountOnReddit

When Hank and Walt Jr. go to Los Pollos together in season 4. Jr.'s got his crutches and Hank's got his walker, and Hank says "Jesus, ain't we a pair." Probably my favorite line in the whole show.


About60Platypi

“Im out here stacking mad Benjamins, I don’t got time for spelling and shit”


Altoids79765

When Walt makes that video. You know the one. I just love it


FreakinEnigma

Almost all of Saul Goodman. "Ah, Wire." "Yeah bitch, Magnets.' "Reasonably." Beneke falling and hitting his head.


jalapenotequila

When Walter throws a tantrum after getting ticketed and gets peppersprayed


Beneficial_Milk_8287

-Any time Jease punctuates he sentences with BITCH -"...a robot?!?!" - Jesse by himself in Gus Fring's lab - "Restrain this!"


StockIslam

Just watched the episode Grilled. That entire episode is hilarious. “What did you do to my Tio!?” “You’re gonna be on that truck, or you’re gonna be *DEAD”* “Don’t even tell me that you’re hungry.. Don’t even go there…” Love Tuco


Wildcat_twister12

Any scene with Joe the junk yard owner is pure gold. I loved when Hank called him counselor


kingcobra_66

When Hank gets pissed at Walter jr and says “Don’t you have any friends, I mean Jesus!”


tropather

The star trek pie eating scene had me rolling!


spookymulder07

Walter: We’re going to process them into ricin Jesse: Rice and beans


TotallyNormalCarrot

Hector at the DEA before he died


RenaeAnsley

I laughed pretty hard when Jesse had to go warn Badger that he had the wrong dude on the bench while Walt pulled up beside Hank and ran a whole interference 🤣 Jesse just existing was so funny in the first few seasons.


jimmyl_82104

Almost every scene where Jesse says "Bitch" Jesse and Walt fighting Walt and Saul "fighting" Mike's one-liners Most of Saul's analogies


Benji1819

Skylar: “Walter! what are you doing?!” *Walter dragging a heavy ficus* Walt: I’m talking with ted.


ddespot_697

"aaahh! wire" will always be on top


FunctionBuilt

Cow houses


alinesketit

Yeah, science!


Ticats905

Saul - "he's still here eh, how's he doin?" Vacuum dude - "Well, you be the judge" Walt - ....fights ceiling lamp


Benemotte

Oh well thank you daddy warbuck but that was before mus housing situation went testicular on me


Forensics817

Jesse: You wanna talk awful? You wanna go there? Try dragging 200 pounds of stink up a flight of stairs. I barely got him in the bathtub! Walter: Bathtub? What do you mean, "bathtub"? Jesse: That's another thing. Why you got me running around town, trying to find some stupid piece of plastic, when I have a perfectly good tub I can use? Walter: Oh, God. *Walks into hallway. SPLAT!* Walter: I'm sorry, what were you asking me? Oh, yes. That stupid plastic container I asked you to buy. You see, hydrofluoric acid won't eat through plastic. It will however dissolve metal, rock, glass, ceramic. So there's that.


PayPay93

“Great beans Mrs White”


UpstairsTemperature5

When Skyler is catatonic and starts walking into the pool fully clothed and Hank goes "Heyyo pool party!"


YoteViking

When Jesse told Walt that when he was on his own, he “never ended up in the back of his car with a gun to his head” to which Walt replied “I’ll admit there’s been a bit of a learning curve”.


PerspectiveFew7772

Not the funniest but I haven't seen it mentoned yet so... "Hey Jesse its badger" "Dude dont use your real name" "That, not my real name" Idk that kills me everytime I rewatch it .


Metron1992

Walt and Jesse being unable to carry the Barrel


zima_for_shaw

It's a barrel! It ROLLS!


Mausal21

the bathtub scene.


SourabhBhandary

"You brought a MethLab to the airport?"


dios87

“What did you expect? Haji’s Quick Vanish?”


uomowurster

I'm at my 4th (or 5th, I can't remember) and know I can't help but seeing this series as a black comedy


YungT100

'You gave all our money to Beneke??'


samnorth808

RESTRAIN THIS


jjrozay

When [Bill Burr and Huell show up to Ted's house](https://youtu.be/T7rXeDArhg0) and give him the rundown on what they're there for. Absolutely hilarious to me