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R4NK5

She looks about 12


DarkMonkey98

the south can't count


Brown_Town_Bomb-42

If he's under 18 it's legal. Still wrong in many ways. But not illegal as long as it's consensual.


N00b4yu

Wait so you are telling me two minors can legally fuck?


Stuff152

Technically yes, they can Edit: alright guys, when I say minors I'm not including children under 14 what I'm saying is teenagers between 14-17 can technically do it with each other legally, anything outside of this range gets into the illegal zone


N00b4yu

Every day you learn something new


Puzzleheaded_Item_53

Welcome to Reddit, home of the facts you don't want to know!


Brown_Town_Bomb-42

Lmao ain't that the truth.


WerewolvesRancheros

r/cursedfacts (nsfw)


Silevence

i... i hate every post on there. wow.


ywBBxNqW

Some of those are dodgy. The cockroach/coffee thing is dubious at best.


_ThatOneWeeb_

Yo... The fuck did I just read while I was drinking coffee?


Goy_slinger3000

How that cockroach taste bro


Fake_Fearless

Fucking hell u/Bone_Apple_Teat


Bone_Apple_Teat

You know the sad part is I have to delete a lot of posts because TBH, they just aren't up to the high standards I keep.


goodshrekmaadcity

5 posts, all bad


WerewolvesRancheros

Sorry, I'm at work, didn't check.


TheBarkingGallery

The existence of that sub is a cursed fact all by itself.


FrankFeTched

I feel like anyone who has been ages 14-18 know that people are having sex with each other? How is this something anyone just learned... Did people think it was illegal for kids in high school to have sex with each other consensually? Like boyfriend and girlfriends that are 17 and having sex are criminals? This is all very confusing


Prakra

Did you never go to highschool lol


VexedPixels

the average age to lose your virginity is 17


Plastic-babyface

Come on man, climb out from under that bridge you live under.


bobbie-star

For real...


fuelsauce

You seriously didn't know this?


umbrajoke

[One of the lucky ten thousand](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


FrivolousFrank

How did people not know this?


conehead2019

Transformers


MdnghtRngr

Just don't video tape it.. was listening to an early Rogan podcast, his better half, Jamie, told a story of how he found his old CDs when he was a kid, and on one of them was a clip of himself doing something sexual. Maybe with somebody else, maybe by himself, he's a creature. Anyway, now he has child porn, even if it is of himself. DANGER DANGER.


Dinin53

There’s been a number of cases in the U.K. of underage kids sending nudes to their equally underage girlfriends/boyfriends and both parties ending up being prosecuted and put on the sexual offenders register as result. It’s a case of the law not keeping pace with how people use technology. And parents not realising the long term ramifications that their pearl clutching will have on their own children.


The_Grey_Hound

so 5 year olds can have sex with other 5 year olds... ​ *totally checks out.*


MrSalamand3r

versus what exactly? you gonna arrest two 5 year olds for experimenting and getting caught halfway through?


boringgoth

I mean, if this was ever to happen, what would the consequences be? Arresting one 5 year old? Arresting both 5 year olds? Putting the 5 year old in a tower until they turn 18?


SaintTymez

I think I’d look into investigating the parents. Hard to imagine 5 yr olds trying that out without some kind of influence. I have a friend who claims he lost his v card at 9 with some other similar age child after allegedly seeing his step dad watch porn. I really felt embarrassed/sad for him when he’d brag about it. Not sure it’s true or some story he made up hoping to impress our friend group. Pretty sad either way honestly


DarthDregan

Stan's mom energy.


[deleted]

well when I started fooling around with the neighbor girl because we found porn mags and we weren't that old either, so I can't imagine what the Internet has done to children today


monotonic_glutamate

Young children are very sexual and very unaware of social norms around sexuality tho. 5 is starting to be a little bit old for that and 9 definitely is, but it's not uncommon from younger kids to experiment with their peers once they realize that touching their genitals feels good.


Grouchy_Factor9246

I feel like there needs to be a different word for "sexual" when it comes to kids. Not for any comfort reason, but because sexuality turns into such a different animal once puberty kicks in. I can't really compare playing with my dingaling when I was five with contemplating how close to a vagina my couch would feel if I fucked it.


SaintTymez

Touching and whatnot might be common, but sex is pretty next level for 9. I have a 5 yr old and a 9 yr old and I die inside just thinking about that whole situation.


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SaintTymez

Well touching each other and trying to figure stuff out when you’re clueless is one thing. I played doctor as a kid too. I, personally, wasn’t trying out porn maneuvers and losing my virginity like my pal claimed to have done at that age. To me, there’s a difference. I wouldn’t have made that comment if it was about 2 kids playing doctor.


RevolutionaryStart70

If it were discovered the parents would be arrested, as no 5 year old would ever do that


Mattallurgy

No. There is almost always a minimum age that is considered """reasonable""" in each state. I think most states have that cutoff at 12/13. Any younger, it's almost always assumed one child, the other, or both were victims of some sort of abuse at some point that led them to the behavior. IANAL, but generally in many states in the United States, it's """legal""" for teens to have physical relationships _with other teens_. I think the general understanding is both parties are exclusively between 12 and 18, and are within 2 years of each other in age. So, like, 17 and 13 would likely be a no-no (there's an assumption that there is enough of a maturity difference between the two individuals that proper consent could never technically be given), but 14 and 16 would _generally_ be considered okay. This does vary, obviously, and is in no way legal advice, advocation, support, or anything even remotely close to it.


King_Dragonlord

Cursed fact the youngest mother was in fact 5 and her name is Lina Marcela Medina de Jurado


HeatmiserElliott

shes still alive and has outlived her son but i guess at 5 years older thats not particularly impressive. pretty impressive someone who gave birth in the 1930s is still alive though


BlackMoonSky

Jesus


King_Dragonlord

Yeah I hope who did it to her got the death sentence and didn't get a proper burial


loliconsensai

He didn't get caught


systemCF

It's bound to the age of consent laws of wherever you are. Everyone who is below the age of consent can't legally engage in sexual activity, the minors above the age of consent can, but only with other minors who are above it and adults can fuck whenever


derrpinger

https://www.ageofconsent.net/states


Leafdawg

I think that’s pretty normal


Cassandra_Nova

In most states, yes. Age of consent is mainly to protect kids from adults


Jbyr1

Wait, you thought hundreds of thousands of teenagers were breaking the law every year and no one was doing anything about it?


Gullible_Newt_6333

I don't know about you, but I didn't wait for the legal age of consent (with someone my own age of course).


cannabull89

Lol did you think high schoolers that have sex are committing a crime? Hahaha


lillgreen

The short answer: they didn't get any in hs.


cannabull89

Maybe next time he’ll teach her about preventing pregnancy using birth control methods - sex ed training including proper use of condoms works a lot better than making your daughter wear a t-shirt that shows off your topless body to a bunch of kids at her school


SayYourPieceNow

Each state has different laws regarding Age of Consent.


nom420

Somehow I think the reddit community is reverting to the old puritan "religious repression works" mentality, repression and draconian restriction rather than education is why teenage pregnancy, drug use and binge drinking continues. This is why people don't know that two teenagers can legally and consensually have sex and that the legal age is an arbitrary line drawn by local country governments, mostly around societal emotional comfort levels than anything rational, which is why it differs from state to state and country to country. Repression in any subject matter always 100% results in the opposite of its intended outcome.


SoManyThrowAwaysEven

Funny how people think you can just put rules and age restrictions on a biological process. "No sir, you will not have or express sexual feelings and desires until 18 and that's final!"


LeodredAQW

I blame Teen Mom.


leanmeankrispykreme

It’s legal in a lot of states if he’s over 18 but marries her


Brown_Town_Bomb-42

I suppose if they do get married it would show signs of intimate love for one another. But wouldn't the parents of the minor still have to consent to their under aged child getting married?


Catinthehat5879

You'd be surprised at how many parents are willing to let their child marry a statutory rapist. Child marriage needs to be banned.


[deleted]

Depends on the state


HapiTimotheos

Actually both of them can be charged with statutory in some states. It’s rare, but if the parents get pissed enough it happens sometimes.


Brown_Town_Bomb-42

Possibly but like pretty much everyone says, it's all state specific. Cause with close in age exemptions and what have you. But technically the parents still could if they're dicks enough. Depending on the judge too I suppose. Judge might just toss that shit out and call them all bad parents lmao


HapiTimotheos

Yea it really just depends on the parents and who decides to pursue it/state laws. Laws be weird and luckily I’ll never have to worry about them.


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Thimblebat

He's fucking her to get to her dad


Azureik

Climbing the family ladder


Mouth0fTheSouth

down south that's what they have instead of a family tree


clevernamesgetchicks

Family wreath


_avliS-

oh way down south in the land of incest


Epicgaming42

Cousin fuckers and alligators


reddit-spitball

Funny thing is that iirc Washington state beat out all the south for incest cases.


MarvinNeslo

https://open.spotify.com/track/3PutbYf6kjBkMN5KmWqjrc?si=6orVzf4CSMuchizwGGtV6w


lbodyslamrhinos

I knew what this link was going to be "Save your dad for last, so I can eat out his ass"


CriticalThinker55

Circular ladder


jaraxel_arabani

Probably because of the shirt too...


BarriBarr543

He's getting into the bossfight!


imhereforgoodmeme

Forbidden Easter Egg to get to the hidden boss


Xstitchpixels

“Kif, the way to a woman’s bed is through her parents. Sleep with them and you’re in”


BILLBO-BOOGONS

Is that the same girl?


KnightWolf6

They both look too young anyway


RokieVetran

That last image is definitely an underage pregnancy case that was on the news


[deleted]

Out of the house you go girl


Aubrrielle

Girl in my school got pregnant at 12. Edit: Not the south, Massachusetts.


thisalsomightbemine

There was a similar one at my school. Gave birth in 8th grade so 13/14 years old. Then a second child before she graduated. I just can't imagine.


KnightWolf6

Horrible


Aubrrielle

Indeed. And the mother wouldn’t let her get an abortion or to give up the baby so she raised it. Imagine raising a baby at 13.


Random_name46

My mom had and raised me mostly on her own at 14. It caused her a lot of damage, and me in turn. She went for an abortion and was talked out of it by evangelical types who promptly left her to figure it out alone a couple weeks after I was born.


cerrimat

Happened in my grandma's village, but the baby was raised as a sibling of the teen mom. Teen dad was visiting him but no idea what the kid was told regarding their status


Hindu_Wardrobe

Wouldn't *let her* get an abortion? Wouldn't *let her* give it up for adoption??? Jesus. That poor girl. How tragic.


NAbberman

Not the person you replied to, but had a Junior in high-school knock up an Eighth grader.


Reasonable-Issue5082

I had a classmate who was pregnant during my 8th grade year of middle school. I was so shocked when I saw her walk into the classroom that I thought maybe she's just a very young looking teacher.


gogorivergirl

Me too. Uncle was the father. No one did anything.


Cassieisnotclever

My mother had her first child at 12 or 13. She put it up for adoption, but it was a messed up situation. The father was in his late 20's.


TheBigTimer039

No


[deleted]

I’m nearly sure it’s not. The first 3 pics are in the U.K., the last pic is North America somewhere from the looks of it.


AsidK

How can you tell where the first three pics are?


kkris23

We had 3 girls aged 13-14 here that all bet they could have sex with an older guy, the same guy, they all had sex with him, and they all got pregnant.


metalman3D

I've seen this before and iirc the girls looks similar but is actually not the same


biggreencat

grim. cursed, but in what way blessed?


dustybottomses

A child is a blessing from unto the lord on high. Blessed be. Hosanna. Writing that gave me a headache so I’m going to go lay down now.


confettibukkake

And a hosanna to you! And praise Rang Dipkin.


hard_farter

Thank you for self lighting candle, Hosana. Ma-mahhhh!


Whats_Up4444

I think some people think the sub is like 50/50, as in its either bless or cursed, and people upvote regardless.


Suz_Cat

I notice a lot of dads that are like this with their daughters end up being young grandfathers. Perhaps they should’ve chosen having serious open talks with their daughters instead of threats of violence towards others.


cara27hhh

Their brains are just a little bit soggy, and it's a cycle that repeats


blazingbreak

Your brain is actually supposed to be "soggy" a dry brain would be a big problem.


CruisinForABrewsin

My brain is very moist


blazingbreak

And soft


dzanon2

They are likely horrible dads and rebelling against them is a natural response.


TheBarkingGallery

Dad asserts his fucked up machismo, daughter is perversely attracted to that fucked up machismo, and then daughter seeks out that same machismo in 14 year-old dipshit.


drunkenknight53

That is the most trailer trash looking last photo ever.


Aporkalypse_Sow

That first photo is pretty damn trashy. This is a family joke that shouldn't leave the house.


unoriginalsin

There is little doubt in my mind she never once wore that shirt in school. Look at the look that poor child's face.


DARTHPLONKUS

Hey nice pfp


Bioss78012

I'm pretty sure this is her brother


BenjaminQuadinaros

Does it make a difference


depressedmurderer

yes, family blood remains pure.


yaboyTHEII

European dynasty moment


SinningStromgald

*EU4 has entered the chat*


xalender6

Sweet home Alabama


smoking_gun

Roll tide


JunkFace

Looks like this kid got first place in fucking that guys daughter.


gcruzatto

Hard to tell from one photo. Could be second or third.


AltijdTrumbler

Fetus deletus


TeaFetishist

*grabs chainsaw*


BlepMaster500

*grabs a plate*


Yanderussy

*grabs a fork*


i_mayankvarshney_

Take my award and fuck off


Yanderussy

Appreciate it. Fucking off now...


SpoonyGrandma13

r/angryupvote


Salt_Avocado_2470

^₩@%$^ gun^


Tychodragon

grabs Easy-bake oven


mdv243

Yeetus the Fetus


dreamingbigonpennies

Let me guess, he doesn’t want anyone to treat his daughter the way he treated other people’s daughters.


havocLSD

The ol’ T.I. Hypocrisy


dreamingbigonpennies

Lmao, I’m going to use that.


Azure_phantom

Sounds like my dad, lol. Lots of those overprotective dad stereotypes exist because the dads were misogynistic cockwombles in their youth and don’t want their little girl treated like how they used to (or still do!) treat women. It’s great…


dreamingbigonpennies

Sorry to hear that. It’s kind of tragic, which is why it makes for good humor/satire.


Azure_phantom

Thanks, lol. Always look on the bright side of life?


dreamingbigonpennies

Life always has the chance to improve, just like everyone has a chance to change. But, staying positive helps, if you can’t find something to be positive about, find something to laugh at.


logicblocks

What goes around comes around.


sexi_squidward

Found the story on snopes - the last pic is an unrelated 16 year old girl. I'm partially elated that she's 16 and not 12 (as she looks in the pic) https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/teenage-daughter-shirt-pregnant/


MagicFetus99

F in chat bois


Happy_Daiz

F


TrickyLemons

F


CrocodylusNiloticus

F


Happy_Daiz

F


D0wnVoteMe_PLZ

Dad: "Whatever you do to her, I'll do to you!" This guy: "I see that as an absolute win!"


Hydextria

Wait... did the kid make the daughter eat the dad?


tkzant

Oh boy, you mean having a father that tries to scare his daughter away from dating and young romance means that she's woefully uninformed on safe sex practices and can't ask her parents because she's too afraid??? /s


Low_Emergency_923

I am the captain now!


RJ200103

Not the same girl


ABDOUABOUD123

Thx god


Fhelans

Does that make it somehow better?


Mygaffer

There is something really creepy to me about dads who get *uber* protective about their daughters having sexual experiences.


acidfox90

Consider the tragedy of the overprotective dad archetype. His only desire is to protect his daughter's innocence, yet it is a quest that is always destined to fail. In fact, his overbearing demeanour will often push his daughter towards a lifestyle of sexual promiscuity as a form of rebellion. His life is one of self hatred and sexual frustration. The one woman he wants the most, is the one he can never have, and he will watch her in the arms of other men for his entire life. He is, in effect, the ultimate cuckold.


atokadrrad

Wow. My eyes feel numb now


Orwellian__Nightmare

Heres the original pasta: Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry? I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole. Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her. As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically


Gemonster

You’re not raising a daughter for another man to enjoy!! And if you are…. You need help. You’re raising her to be a happy and productive member of future society. Jesus, this is gross.


58king

> Jesus, this is gross. It looks like a greentext from 4chan. They are degenerate on purpose. Everything is behind multiple layers of irony so you can't even tell if they are serious or not.


rugology

not a greentext, just a normal post from /b/


SpacedClown

\>Everything is behind multiple layers of irony so you can't even tell if they are serious or not. I have a feeling that most of it is serious, or representative of an actual problem. You don't constantly post racist, sexist, pedophilic shit regularly without being fucked up in the head. They try to hide behind "irony", but it's the equivalent of the "just a prank" argument. Because of course farming it like a joke allows them to feel safe to say the most evil crap they can imagine and yet still backpedal if need be "it's just a joke". If you spend enough time in these communities breaking down why they act they way they do, it becomes quite apparent how sick and fucked up it all is. Same shit applies to Reddit too, lots of communities here that appeal to mental illness and the people there all act the same way.


TheBarkingGallery

I think the irony becomes meaningless at that point. Just like when they "ironically" make white supremacist "jokes" that they really mean, unless you call them out on it.


acidfox90

Huh, figures. The difference is this pasta applies to all fathers, but I'm talking specifically about the overprotective "rules for dating my daughter" types, who clearly have some psycho-sexual pathology going on.


wellshire

This copypasta reminds us that for some prefrontal cortexes it is simply too much to process that a woman isn't an asset to be traded and consumed by men


FirstGameFreak

I read a 4chan thread on this that basically says being a father to a daughter is the ultimate form or cuckoldry. Think about it: you spend your whole life providing for and caring for a woman that you love, but will never bang, instead allowing some other younger guy to bang her.


NateinSpace

That’s got to be the most 4chan thing i’ve ever read. It just ticks all the boxes.


WOOKIExCOOKIES

What a creepy way to view your own daughter.


captinhazmat

That dad has serious issues he needs to work out cuz that's a control freak right there lol.


Honest_Its_Bill_Nye

Who will win? Comprehensive sexual education including birth control forms and methods or scary dad shirt?


Laffantion

Rednecks


surajgiri974

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453)


Phalanx_02

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5453)


melonyjane

Stop treating your daughters like property.


JosiahUriahh

My guy said he's our dad now


longcreepyhug

How is that not child abuse?


abitmisleading

The comments gonna go wild


jimmygarterex

![img](emote|t5_j34kt|5450)


Fogi999

somehow, most overprotective parents end up with most fked up kids


Tale-Honest

Cucked by his future son in law. ![gif](giphy|AobQDNI4K7a4U|downsized) Welcome to the family nephew


quazi-mofo

Now dad needs a shirt with the last photo...


RDSCTA

I’d ask where he was when he should have been having open chats with his daughter about sex and relationships but obviously this MFer lives at the gym and the tattoo shop 👎🏼


TheTrickster669

she looks like she’s twelve in the pregnant photo..


Alive-Error

Where they bury red shirt kid?


ABDOUABOUD123

That straight cursed nothing blursed she looks 12 If only it wasn't the case


mrduncansir42

Oh Lord please tell me this is fake


lambda18

That kid has more balls than I do and I can’t help but respect his suicidal nature


The_Inward

I'll bet the baby's born with the same shirt.


Extension-Soil-4205

Plot twist: it’s the dads.


Shark_bait561

Damn, her brother got to her


Aggravating_Lack4679

Sex ed. talk to your kids people.


Slawarth

WTF! HOW OLD ARE THEY‽


Butter_Goblin1200

That's a yikes