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someoneelsewho

Didn’t know that Mooses’ have no tail.


NicNoletree

He lost his in the war


SimplyQuid

He kilt fiddy men


CallsYouCunt

It’s Meese.


Meese_Man

I concur.


parthvader4

Meese\*


XenoTechnian

Þey do its just very small, like a deers


2swol4u

They are so very majestic


spencer818

Especially when you come across a defensive one in the woods. Beautiful creatures :')


Movisiozo

Are they friendly? Can you safely pet them? I mean, they're not carnivores, right? Are they?


Greaserpirate

Moose are not afraid of humans, and this makes them more dangerous than bears.


Bignona

NOT friendly. They are extremely territorial and will maul the fuck out of you in a heartbeat. Especially a female with its young one.


amart005

Give that a try and report back to us… 👻


Movisiozo

We have no moose here down under


ICannotHelpYou

Consider them in the same pet-friendly zone as cassowaries fellow downunderian.


5P4ZZW4D

Roger that. Loud n clear, thank you!


Between_the_narrows

It's like a three way tie between grizzly bear, polar bear, and moose for most dangerous Canadian animal


BrokeArmHeadass

No wild animal is friendly or can be pet.


Lurking_Still

I mean that's patently false. You *shouldn't* try to pet wild animals, but that doesn't mean you can't.


bi_polar2bear

While it's just a fable, I do believe Teddy Roosevelt would've been the only person who could've tamed and rode a moose into battle up San Juan Hill. Those beasts are seriously massive snow plow cows.


wunderwerks

Dude didn't even take San Juan Hill, his unit took a smaller less defended hill and a Cuban unit actually took the famous hill. He just lied about it to help his election efforts.


javoss88

Snow Plow Cow is perfect


spencer818

What fable is this? Something I can lie to myself and make myself believe because I want it to be true? Sign me up!


K3rm1tTh3Fr0g

Yea that didn't happen


BeeSex

yeah hence "fable"


Punklet2203

Love when I see vids of Moose on my feed. Such majestic creatures.


aytchdave

I don’t understand how people take these videos. I’d be afraid to be upstairs in a locked house. No stopping something that big and strong if it got territorial.


lolololol456

You just get used to them. They wander all over Anchorage and are more of a nuisance than anything. I used to regularly have to honk my horn at one that liked to lay in my driveway so I could get my car in. That being said, I wouldn’t just hang out next to one. There have been a few fatalities over the years.


grimfel

The panning is so fluid it makes me think maybe a drone was used?


HoneyGunner007

Absolute behemoth


toma2hawk

He said you have a coolant leak, it tastes a bit funny too. Might wanna get that checked out.


Visionbuilder

No… moose woke up to find a house in his breakfast area….


TheIdealisticCynic

…. That’s a relatively small moose.


toyotasquad

What a beautiful creature


Gorilla_Krispies

If you’re cold, they’re cold. Bring them inside


wuffwuff77

What a massive animal!


XenoTechnian

Classic ice age megafauna


myblvdmnstr00

That dude’s making “tuk tuk tuk” sounds as if that boye won’t flip his truck like it’s a piece of bubble wrap.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙dɐɹʍ ǝlqqnq ɟo ǝɔǝıd ɐ s,ʇı ǝʞıl ʞɔnɹʇ sıɥ dılɟ ʇ,uoʍ ǝʎoq ʇɐɥʇ ɟı sɐ spunos „ʞnʇ ʞnʇ ʞnʇ„ ƃuıʞɐɯ s,ǝpnp ʇɐɥ⊥„


Stargazer_199

A møøse once bit my sister


LIKES_ROCKY_IV

I heard Eddie Griffin’s voice in the back of my head shouting “THAT’S A HUGE BITCH”


BodhiLV

Whereabouts?


3rudite

Alaska


dcarsonturner

Nope


POTATO_OF_MY_EYE

dat azz


freyjathebloody

What a beauty!


javoss88

Was he eating something in the garage? He’s licking his chops