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like_a_wet_dog

The alternate timeline where Nixon won the debate. The loss didn't settle well w/Kennedy.


ShortJoke5

As he got him in his sights he muttered to himself "One person can make a difference, and everyone should try."


patrickwithtraffic

If high school history taught me anything, all we’d need to do is push back the television from prominence a few more years


Kuhneel

That's OK, Red Dwarf covered this one [26 years ago](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tikka_to_Ride).


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defnotevilmorty

Goddamn this took me back. Spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!


Superpredator_213

I still call him "Jeff K" in conversation. No one really cares.


scottmacs

Started a re-watch not long ago. I'm really looking forward to watching that again!


Tjabolainen

Beat me to it


Ozzie_the_tiger_cat

As a navy officer, JFK never could have made that shot. The only accuracy he ever had out of a gun involved semen.


groofay

That's what the corporate shills WANT you to believe! Wait, that's not right...


TurrPhennirPhan

“Trust no one, not even yourself.”


John_Brown_Jovi

"JFK didn't kill himself"


RichCorinthian

So, JFK was a really good athlete in school maybe, but his history of injuries would have made it very difficult for him to run down and get in the car before the bullet got there.


TheSaltyPeasant

It’s like that fairly awful movie “The One”. JFK is going though all the different universes killing the other JFKs in order to get god like power.


pedote17

Oh Bernard you rascal, wearing a JFK mask while he shot JFK


ShreakingDeath

Kissinger cloning Kennedy and using the clone to do war crimes… is the funniest concept.


heartsandmirrors

Unlike JFK, Epstein didn't kill himself - this guy IDK


interessenkonflikt

„Do not pray for easier lives, pray to be stronger men.“


Rude_Substance_9948

Real Kennedy killing clone Kennedy, Q makes sense now


dysfunctionalmap

I thought we all knew the mastermind was Sophie. Her hatred of the Boston Celtics was so strong she invented time travel and went back, convinced one Bernard Montgomery Sanders to take out the president under the guise of "protecting American" while in reality it was an attempt to do something so horrific to the people of Boston that their Basketball team would never have the strength to win again


Wetstew_

So was LBJ in the grass knoll?