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brappp428

When betting on yourself gets you $130m more damn.


SarcasticCroissant

one of the best “prove it” years in recent history if not all time


jubal3

Absolutely the greatest of all time


r4caseman

Ronaldo got 500 million by proving he is no longer good enough for europe so idk about that.


VerStannen

SIU!!!


pamtar

Go Salukis!


KKJones1744

He was benched last night and his replacement scored a hat trick. Oof.


SpankThatDill

He’s said that he isn’t going to the Middle East - the 500 mil from Al Nassr was just made up


Travalicious

I’d imagine if he actually decided to go the 500 mil would be real rather quickly though.


Snake_pliskinNYC

Source? Last I heard he was about to sign 500/3 which is insane but basically a rounding error to the Saudis


lone-ranger-130

It wasn’t made up - it was an actual offer. He doesn’t have to accept it


SnowmanMat

Lamar Jackson should’ve asked him for some tips


PrarieHermit

Feel bad for Lamar. He’s catching too many breaks


ABlinDeafMonkey

He just needs to go take another shit during a game and he’ll be fine.


PrarieHermit

To be fair.. how many of us have had a better day at work after a solid on the clock poo ?


ABlinDeafMonkey

Raises hand.


soulexpectation

You guys shit off the clock?


ABlinDeafMonkey

The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, so I take a poop on company time.


blacksoxing

Different sport, but Joe Flacco was in that realm as he won a superbowl off of the PROVE IT ultimatum. He then got paid and fell off a cliff like expected


JoeDelVek

He had 17 more strikeouts last year compared to ‘21, not sure what all the excitment around this guy is about.


zugman

And 0 TD passes, no power play goals, no shots made from behind the arc. What a bum.


TheAb5traktion

Can he even row a boat? Useless


Deserterdragon

Very poor pitching numbers too.


KarateKid917

He had a 0.00 ERA


jesonnier1

Ya. Who the fuck is Verlander.


BigDickOriole

Pretty nice of MLB to give him a little boost with the juiced balls as well.


hubagruben

I got something to say to my boss if she wants me back next year…


YesLikeTheJeans

I bet on myself at work and got a $5k raise a few years back 😎 Me and Aaron are #builtdifferent


Throwaway2theplate

I got an email on my Birthday from my employer !


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backslash21

Cashman must've sent a hail mary after Heyman's tweet


Colts2196

My theory is heyman was used by someone in judge’s camp to get the Yankees to negotiate against themselves. It’s the perfect crime because heyman didn’t have a reputation to ruin anyway


licensed-by-shirley

Heyman has a massive reputation… it’s just that it’s a reputation for being a useless dipshit


Shiresire1565

We named the monkey hey man


Fly-Eagles-Fly

Which was probably the sole purpose of that tweet. Lol


jfrodriguez1983

Judge kept Yankees fans sweating these last 24 hours lol


AntifaHelpDesk

He had us ~~in the first half~~ the entire time not gonna lie.


hotpepperman

Was this the most tactical FA play by Judge in sports history?   1. Get almost quarter billion $ offer 2. Reject almost quarter billion $ offer 3. Set AL homer record 4. Become FA 5. Get courted by Giants 6. Release "I'm not mad just disappointed" statement about Yankee owner 7. Sign with Giants? 8. Don't sign with Giants... yet 9. Sign with Yankees for +$140M more than before 10. Profit


AntifaHelpDesk

Judge playing 99D chess.


gothicel

Giants' forever the pawn in the money game for big name FAs.


StrikingElk5288

Had my butt hurt post ready for when he signed with the Giants


jewllybeenz

Looks like Mitch Haniger’s post didn’t work :(


hubagruben

[Rosenthal] BREAKING: Haniger voids Giants deal, signs with Yankees instead


furl___

no thank you


roaringcorgi

nah you need a full Player's Tribune article from him to make things happen


Sacrifice_bhunt

Haniger will be DFA’d this afternoon.


TriviaWhiz

If they had lost Judge right after signing Cashman to a 4-year extension, not sure what Yankee fans would've done.


zschneido

Think of the billboards that would come from that


InaudibleShout

Think of the NY Post!


karmapuhlease

Now I want to see the alternate cover they had ready to go for today if he went to SF


ialsohaveadobro

#GIANT BETRAYAL!


Not_Stalin

I try not to


DaOldest

The radio calls would be hilarious


SomethingFoul

Mike and the Mad Dog would set their differences aside and get back together for one last chance to scream at the top of their lungs at callers and each other


runninhillbilly

'ey Mike now dat Judge is gone should we steer that money towards Jason Giambi?


SiphenPrax

Brandon Tierney would have the biggest shit fit on the planet


theflyingscroll

Crowd funded Arson Judge to burn the stadium down


gwords16

We would’ve went full January 6th at the Stadium. Bald Vinny as the Yankee Shaman.


jpizzles

Imagining the creatures mulling about the conference room lol


Freeze__

Cashman & Hal wouldn’t be able to step into the Bronx


TheNightlightZone

The same thing we always do Pinky... drink.


MrRadDadHimself

Would've been my 13th reason


SevenwithaT

Money is secondary, Judge just could not quit Rizzo


badedum

Is it weird that the moment he resigned I was like “oh, of course Judge is staying” and then last night was just a ROLLERCOASTER


SevenwithaT

I was so fearful yesterday looking at Twitter lol


mjtd6

Jizzo 4life


Jack_of_all_offs

Uh......I uh...... Alright fuckit, Jizzo it is.


penguinopph

🙁


zschneido

Giants fans are gonna be so mad when they wake up lmao


Nicktheduck

I'm already up getting ready to go to this shit job on this shit day during this shit life. This just adds to the mix lol


BigCountryBumgarner

Every fucking free agent sweepstakes man


707royalty

Not sure why I get my hopes up for the splashy signing anymore


r2-mew2

Put Heyman in protective custody


That1usernam3

Randomly woke up 1 minute after the tweets went out. We’ve gotten good at coping with the “always the bridesmaid, never the bride” feeling recently.


FritosRule

You have 3 still recent championships. That should help.


rnilbog

Three championships since the last time the Yankees even went to the World Series.


ShawshankException

I no longer like this game


JasonPlattMusic34

You honestly dodged a bullet by not giving him a mega deal with that many years… and yet, I’m still relieved he didn’t choose you lol


That1usernam3

I honestly agree. Long term I don’t think it would be a smart decision… but still. I just feel like that meme of the guy poking a stick at the giants FO saying “cmon, do something”. I wanted a reason to be excited about going to games again haha.


zschneido

You’ll always have those 3 minutes of dopamine from the Heyman tweet from last night


mubbcsoc

You will always have Aaron Judge but we will always have Arson Judge.


MGSCG

we knew this was coming lmao still hurts


HolyMolyYoureDumb

I forget those loony tunes live in some world where they're like 3 hours behind lmao. That'll be a tough notification to start the day.


hubagruben

Idk why but it’s funny to me someone with a Cardinals flair is projecting an EST onto everyone haha


HolyMolyYoureDumb

Lol I actually do reside on the east coast


ArvydasSaboner

Sorry, that’s simply not possible. All fans must live where the team they cheer for is.


TheHof125

Can confirm: as an Australian who goes for the Cubs, the move over was difficult but necessary to truly support the team ✊


KornHoLi0

Australia is practically a day ahead of us, so when the Cubs won the world series you knew before anyone else right?


veloxthekrakenslayer

Bruh, that's like a quarter of *our* fan base, lol


iwantafunnyname

Damn. Guess I gotta change teams.


SomethingFoul

Listen, we’ve known for a while. But we’re just glad you’re comfortable telling us now. We support you always.


shahooster

Are you going to San Francisco? 🎶 ***No.***


WhoaABlueCar

PST is the best for watching sports. It only sucks for morning college football games and when they start the Masters early for weather reasons. Watching prime time, top matchups from 5-9pm especially on a week night is awesome for alcohol and eventual sleep. Each time I’m traveling for work and I try to watch MNF or something I’m always hoping for a blowout so I don’t have to stay up til midnight. It does suck though when you get up and your east coast coworkers are already blasting you with all kinds of shit.


corran450

Haha *kill me*


Esleeezy

I’m up early so I’m sending it to all my Giants fan friends along with the State Farm meme of the old man and the fishing pole. “Gotta be quicker than that!”


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lol thats pretty good


HolyMolyYoureDumb

Ohhh! Almost had it!


__-o0O0o-__

[this is what im sending](https://gifsound.com/?gifv=9jLSI60&v=FkHCf6sjBgo)


PrarieHermit

This is the real reason San Francisco is scrapping the Kill Bots.


northwest333

Morning ritual of trying to find that little boost of energy to rise out of bed. I may just pass on that today.


bodnast

Nah this is par for the course for us lol. Always the runner up


RazorRamen

Can't wait to be runner-up for Ohtani again.


jaykell6ix

They got Mitch Haniger, they’re good


That1usernam3

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


Bananas_Up_North

I know it's hard to hear but he was using you. Just like a bored banker uses his secretary.


That1usernam3

We’re used to it lol. I’m excited to be the runner-up for Ohtani next year!


TheFrontierzman

Why wait? I'm sure Correa will stop by soon but then sign with the Dodgers. Judge and Correa in SF would have been pretty amazing.


JamesFerg650

If I wasn’t already at work when the news broke, I would’ve called in sick.


NevermoreSEA

LMAO HEYMAN. RIPBOZO.


Jason82929

Still possible Arson Judge signs with the Giants though


Caesar10240

We all know his next team is the White Sox when he is washed up and 40 years old.


brappp428

The BUCS 49ers game is still on the table!


C0oK1e_Monsta

Fuck that clown


bhammyginji

Heyman today: Well I really fucked that one up, sorry folks. #hugetits


wedid

That boy bricked it yesterday and now he sleeping on all those retweets smh


SiphenPrax

One of the biggest sports reporting fuck ups of all time. Giants fans will never let that man live it down being *this* close


BlockedbyJake420

I mean he never said “Aaron” Judge was signing with the Giants


radioben

You don't need me to tell you this, BUT I'M GONNA TELL YOU ANYWAY! THE RACE FOR AARON JUDGE IS OVER! THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S A WRAP! NO ONE IS TOUCHING THE GIANTS! Tweet me the hate all you want about the jinx. Nonsense. The Giants will sign Aaron Judge, and I don't even think the Yankees are gonna challenge 'em. The Mets? Please, you've seen them. I won't even mention the other 27 teams. What are you worried about Giants fans? The east coast trip? Yeah, okay. The Giants are only gonna get better, and even if the Yankees do turn it around it will be too late. The race to sign Judge is OVER! 


horse_renoir13

BEAT IT BOZO!


gdawg99

Madge, give us the scoop!


HandBananas

There are no single guys in Manhattan!!


PENGUIN_WITH_BAZOOKA

Well I know someone who’s *new in town*


TripleSingleHOF

What a fucking clown.


Avbjj

I would usually feel bad for Heyman for something like that... ​ but as a yankee fan, he sent me spiraling into an existential crisis with that tweet. So yeah.


ThiccMaryMagdalene

I definitely don’t feel bad for him either lol


HarperTheFrog

What a relief! I was worried Judge going to the Giants would ruin the Rockies chances of winning their division.


tdime23

Judge must’ve seen that juiced ball report last night


r2-mew2

Hindsight will tell if the yanks just got shafted in another sketchy career year going into FA driving the price up.


Apollo_creedbratton

I mean, they almost certainly did. Very little chance he replicates the season he just had. However, he doesn't have to in order to still be worth the deal.


r2-mew2

Yea, if we get 5 more years of normal Judge production mixed with the symbolism and marketability, he's a win for the team.


elimanninglightspeed

If we can get his 2021 production for about 5 years hes worth the money


neon-rose

Losing the short porch and the juiced balls in the same year would have been humbling


Engelbert-n-Ernie

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!!


WhatImMike

THIS IS NOT A TEST, THIS IS ROCK AND ROLL


TigerBasket

God I miss Robin Williams


crabcakesandfootball

~~USE IF YANKEES DON’T SIGN JUDGE HAHA wow! How pathetic! The NEW YORK YANKEES of all teams aren’t able to keep their best player since Mickey Mantle? They’re going to be mediocre without Judge.~~ USE IF YANKEES SIGN JUDGE OMG wow what a terrible deal! This contract will not age well. Typical Yankees throwing money at players in their 30s. Silly, reactionary signing to appease fans.


mabx542

Yup.. sounds like us


HolyMolyYoureDumb

I think the rest of us are disappointed if the Yankees don't give out some nutty contract that a poverty franchise could never


PlayOrGetPlayed

I get that this is a joke, but does nobody think that $40 million/year is a *lot* for a player in his 30s with an extensive injury history?


Guardax

There's no cap, the Yankees are filthy rich, they should spend that money


thighcandy

Of course it's a lot of money, but there isn't a salary cap so as a fan i don't give a shit whether hal gets the large helipad on his super yacht or the small helipad. On the other hand I do care about whether or not the yankees have aaron judge.


MilesOfPebbles

THE WEST COAST ISNT EVEN AWAKE YET


ArvydasSaboner

Good. It’s what they get for all those late games.


Jastbu

Sleeping good after all of that *quality* Mexican food


Dry-Gulch-Slim

Lol idk what you're talking about, I eat my unseasoned ground beef in a hard shell with pre-shredded cheddar cheese, iceberg lettuce, diced tomatoes, and sour cream every Thursday.


Jastbu

The first comment I’ve been able to taste, somehow


zeussays

And yet its bland


HowCouldUBMoHarkless

> every Thursday. Thaco Thursday


Sacrifice_bhunt

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!


JRsshirt

WHERE IS HEYMAN I JUST WANT TO TALK TO HIM


SerenityNow039

I JUST WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND, I JUST WANNA SHAKE HIS HAND!


Phullonrapyst

Hiding in a hole like Saddaam now probably. He basically can never visit the city of San Francisco again.


ZachWilsonMVP

#hugetits


SgtRockyWalrus

#hugedongs


DJ_LeMahieu

I AM GOING TO BURN MY HOUSE DOWN THANK YOU ARSON JUDGE


PedanticBoutBaseball

WITH THE LEMONS


Zloggt

Glad to see that your teammate is going to stick with you!


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But Carlos Baerga said…


KingofBeardStyle

Eminem: "Nothing you idiots, Carlos Baerga's dead, he's locked in my basement."


OrnerySorceries

Feminist women love Aaron Judge


Ignorethenews

Yeah he’s cute but I think he’s married to Sam hee-hee


ps2sanandreas

It's barely 5 am and already the biggest news of the day.


yosoydorf

biggest news of the off-season really. a lotta dominos we’re stalled waiting for this.


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ct2707

What a roller coaster of emotions in the past 24 hours for Yankee fans lol


TheKnicksMakeMeDrink

What an All Time Fuck Up from Heyman lmaoooooooo RIP BOZO


JayMerlyn

His reputation definitely went ablaze after this


AntifaHelpDesk

Arson Judge lit his ass on fire.


pork_roll

Nothing ever happens to these guys. Boob is still out there getting work.


Colts2196

It’s fucked up but I’m almost as happy about bitmoji being dragged on twitter as I am about the re-signing


_supreme

THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM ~~THE POSTSEASON~~ CONSIDERATION FOR AARON JUDGE


MoistMaster_2577

I have a feeling Judge never intended to leave and just wanted to drag the Yankees by the nuts for a year so they’d give him a monster contract


saranowitz

For sure. But he also might have left if the Yankees didn’t pay him market value


herewego199209

Judge honey dicked the Giants.


St1834

Judge heard from that Baerga guy that the Giants were going to sign Correa and was like "nope"


CyborgAlgoInvestor

BAERGAAAAAA WHAT HAPPENNNEDUH


jdotbeats

thats great for aaron but im really excited to see what Arson Judge does in san fran


ScottSummersEyes

i fucking hate everyone and everything


Metrostars1029

It's not my money. Good for him. get that bag. bet on himself and won big.


TigerBasket

Best Aaron currently in sports which is cool


marshmalloman2

This hurts the Phillies chances of getting judge right?


guydude24

It certainly lowers the possibility


Taylorenokson

I like those odds.


Technical_Cookie5542

LMAO Heyman, his credibility is absolutely shot!


aviator147

Good Lord, Aaron Judge just walked through the winter meetings walking perfectly normally. He said he had “no time” to talk. Too busy signing with the Yankees evidently.


boomzgoesthedynamite

Insert imnotfuckingleaving.gif


StinkyStangler

I NEVER DOUBTED IT FOR A SECOND (Nobody look at all my comments saying we need to make peace with him leaving lol)


OdinSD

Good gravy


Outta_hearr

I live in New York so this whole situation has been best case scenario for me. Got to see my friends go in to panic mode for 1 night, but they get to relax now


jabask

If Cashman didn't get this deal done they wouldn't have been the Yankees anymore. Good for Yanks fans to lock down their guy. Now go fuck yourself.


deepholes

Thank you for the kind words. Go fuck yourself as well haha


Jlindahl93

You’re correct and thank you and a happy go fuck yourself right back.


ededell

Giants Fans: Can we have Judge? Giants FO: We have Judge at home. Judge at home: Mitch Haniger


Ryuuken1789

Yup, that'll do it. God job paying what he was rightfully owed, Yanks.


chiddie

Good for Judge. His season last year warranted this kind of contract.


Altaccount_man

EVERYONE GET IN HERE


Engelbert-n-Ernie

Giants fan still sleeping out west, hope they get some good emotional support rest


ImJooba

Giants fans balls now more blue than the bay


Dxtchy

The bay is more of a green/brown lol


MGSCG

any reasonable giants fan of recent years should know we do not sign the stars who we are forecasted to be a top option for, that being said, damn this sucks, but also is not a big surprise or anything!