I don't have a problem with the prancing, but I will not tolerate cavorting.

This sounds more like the average Philadelphian.

Oddly enough if you ask ChatGPT to do "average philadelphian" it'll come up with something very similar, but that speaks more to the limitations of the technology.

let's see

Hey now, I'm cavortin' here!

Here we just call the Phanatic “Average Citizen.”

Needs more blatant and super offensive racism

can you say racist stuff to it

screenshot or it didn't happen