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rbhindepmo

If you’re a tall dude who vaguely looks like Aaron Judge, now’s the time to walk around Major League cities to cause rumors


jgandfeed

insert Larry Fitzgerald at Logan Airport meme here


StrudelB

One of these days he'll come through for us. It's only a matter of time.


morla74

I’m not either of those things, but I’ll try my best


bordomsdeadly

Just do what Judge does. Sit on someones shoulders in a trench coat.


AKrabbyPatty

Just visiting some family (Farhan Zaidi) and friends (Gabe Kapler)


klove4252

I feel like Gabe Kapler and Judge would have a pretty sweet bromance.


No_Bandicoot2306

"Bro, you wanna go out for some protein shakes and tanning?" "Always, bro."


The_New_New

Bro job time


SeinfeldMatt

Choo choo


istrx13

GTL bro!! ^(it’s been long enough to where I hope people get this reference)


SJ_Shark_Byte

Gotta tan the boys


ThiccMaryMagdalene

👀


No_Bandicoot2306

Lol,.should have realized I was shining the Thicc signal up into the night sky with this comment.


p_aranoid_android

“I hear there’s some sweet swans up in Canada to check out”


St1834

This is gross, I don't like being on a break


BoggsMcMuncher

Don't do that. Don't give me hope.


adumblady

Yeah but what if he does it though I still kinda doubt it actually like actually happening, but I would love to see it


FamousTee

There’s such a good marketing opportunity with Judge playing for the “Giants”.


adumblady

“Boss the marketing team agrees with your assessment that signing judge presents a good marketing opportunity. But now they are asking if we should maybe also be including something about how he’s an international superstar and he’s really good at baseball and so on in the promo content/media — or if it’s literally just about how we have signed an above average height guy. They also agree with you that he is a large man, they just want to clarify.”


Gryphon999

Get me Boban Marjanovic!


PaulPierceOldestSon

Stahp


adumblady

Oh hey my bad dude


Sybinnn

The question is if he leaves NY could he grow a beard? Should he stay in New York so no one knows if he can't?


The_Luckiest

Fuck yeah Aaron “Kratos” Judge would rule


cosmic_encounterer

The ‘oh hey guys what’s up not to brag or anything but I have recently been liberated from NY’ beard is one of the best aesthetic non-baseball moves in baseball. But tbh I think it would maybe rule even more if he does give it a shot but then it turns out he can’t really grow that impressive of a beard or whatever and it kinda looks like shit so he shaves it back off haha


BScottyJ

It's only right that after breaking the AL HR record as a member of the same team as the previous record holder, he does the same for the NL HR record holder


YoWhatsGoodie

“Hope is a dangerous thing. Hope can drive a man insane.” - Red


or_maybe_this

REBELLIONS ARE BUILT ON HOPE


JTCMuehlenkamp

And even the word hopeless has the word hope in it. And if you rearrange the letters, it spells peeslosh!


theonetruegrinch

...Candlestick Park, where the San Francisco Giants used to play back when Aaron Judge was a child had a long urinal trough where the "pee" would "slosh" Ipso Facto, it's clearly a sign of some sort.


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theonetruegrinch

It was awful the day it opened. The '89 earthquake messed it up, and it was pretty bad by the mid '90s


pinesolthrowaway

Much like O.Co, Candlestick was a dump. But it was *our* dump, you know?


BruteSentiment

I’ve been hearing this phrase y’all got over here that I ain’t too crazy about. “It’s the hope that kills you.” Y’all know that? I disagree, you know? I think it’s the lack of hope that comes and gets you. See, I believe in hope. I believe in belief. Now, where I’m from, we got a saying too. A question, actually. “Do you believe in miracles?” - Ted Lasso


RecLuse415

He’s almost guaranteed a Dodger now


javo516

That’s 100% what we deserve for being interested in Bellinger


Itsaghast

I'm not interested in Bellinger


javo516

Neither am I.


keanenottheband

I am, for the stoned memes


Sickle_and_hamburger

The bay has better weed... It might be the change he needs


keanenottheband

Timmy joins the team as a cannabis consultant, Bellinger gets MVP votes. Get it done Zaidi


motorhead84

He's just using us to lube up a good payday from the Yanks...


noncoherence

I, for one, look forward to Aaron Judge's movements dominating coverage until he signs. Let's get a news cycle of him visiting Baltimore and Toronto lmao


ContinuumGuy

"I'm just checking out Fort McHenry, guys, seriously." "OMG JUDGE TO THE ORIOLES"


WideRide

He's actually giving up baseball to become a stevedore


drunkskinner

Later turns out he's a huge War of 1812 buff as he's spotted on a tour of Fort York in Toronto


beefrox

"Judge caught storming the battlements at Fort George in Niagara with nothing but a baseball bat and a giant 'GO YANKS' foam finger"


ArenSteele

Launch the news choppers!


WeDaNorth

CP24 already in the air as we speak!


ubernostrum

Aaron Judge lands at Denver airport... "I'm just going skiing! ^^With ^^Kris ^^Bryant."


pm_me_cute_sloths_

are we all gonna act like that wouldn’t be fun as hell? sure, it makes no sense for the Rockies, but it’ll be fun


itscamo-

Lets see him hit 80 lol


ubernostrum

DINGERS!


RobManfred_Official

>makes no sense for the Rockies It's guaranteed now


kindofboredd

Nvm. Kris got hurt


Equitaurus

Imagine if he’s always wanted to visit Japan and this is the offseason he decides to go


rtels2023

Judge visits South Florida for Christmas vacation: Judge to the Marlins confirmed?!


Schwaggsteiner

Hell if I were him I’d just travel the entire globe like some baseball pilgrimage visiting any city with a significant baseball presence to throw people off


TheStabbingHobo

I'm okay if he goes to Baltimore


iaskjeeves

You are?


JonWilso

Brb taking down the left field wall


InaudibleShout

Remember when you and your girlfriend were on a break, but you knew she was at another guy’s house? Yeah


FDJ1326

She just fell asleep. That's why she's not texting back.


chillinwithmoes

Her phone died She was at a movie She accidentally left her phone in the car It’s rude to text when you’re with your friends


Rajewel

I always got “Really Busy with work” 🫠


Konker101

damn i guess she wasnt twchincally lying


motorhead84

Yikes. Imagine the things *he* might say...


istrx13

“Sorry I fell asleep.” *sent at 2 a.m.*


Rajewel

No text message for 3 days, she replies, sorry was busy with work. And you believed it 😢… I’m definitely not projecting… 🫠


niz_loc

The Giants are just a friend! (With abs and a cool Instagram page)


MadSpaceYT

Oh baby you


Charliefaplin

YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEED


6-underground

but you say he’s just a friend


Yossarian1138

Don’t worry. He will send pics.


RiverFrogs

Fuck reading that hit hard


Impressive-Tank9803

Breaking news: Aaron Judge signs a 11 year 650 million contract with the San Francisco Giants


No_Bandicoot2306

No way would we do that AAV. 20 year, $650M. Cart him out in a sarcophagus for the second half of it.


bosschucker

do you expect Judge to be dead by the age of 40


_Kramerica_

It’s a smart move honestly. SF is banking on climate change taking us all by 2030


kindofboredd

Idky but this comment combo made me wake up the baby laughing


upandb

It's actually a Goa'uld sarcophagus


GoogleOfficial

Player coach for the last 10 years. Only pitches in blowouts.


threehundredthousand

Bobby Bonilla that shit.


MadSpaceYT

These made up contracts are always so funny to me. Like they arent inherently funny or anything but they just make me laugh because the years and dollar amount or so wild


MadSpaceYT

These made up contracts are always so funny to me. Like they arent inherently funny or anything but they just make me laugh because the years and dollar amount are so wild


Nike_86

These made up contracts are always so funny to me. Like they arent inherently funny or anything but they just make me laugh because the years and dollar amount are so wild


TheZooBoy

These made up contracts are always so funny to me. Like they arent inherently funny or anything but they just make me laugh because the years and dollar amount are so wild


anthonyjr2

These made up contracts are always so funny to me. Like they arent inherently funny or anything but they just make me laugh because the years and dollar amount are so wild


nickolag

Only 650m? Damn, that's a steal


Clarice_Ferguson

$1 billon dollars!


BoggsMcMuncher

Remember when Harper came to SF and we were the frontrunners? Yeah I'm still hurt


didhestealtheraisins

Well the fences have been moved in since then so maybe it will be different this time.


MugiMartin

Pete Putila came over from the Astros and is the new GM. This would be like Dr. Evil raising his pinky next to his mouth.


spike021

And Ohtani, and....


Thumper13

Inches. Been there.


Zizou005

He winked. It's over.


BagRight8939

i am all for it! no bias!


Jezzyy

I'm not for it! No bias as well!


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

I literally do not care at all! No bias for me either!


Bikouchu

Goddamit dodgers better send him a tumbler cup too. Maybe that'll work.


VStarffin

I mean…I sort of am. That contract is gonna be insane and age horribly. I’m fine if he goes to SF.


mournthewolf

We always say the same shit about you guys but in the end it never matters because the teams are rich and can just deal with it later.


beefytrout

have any of those contracts aged well?


scrodytheroadie

They’re not really meant to. You enter into a long contract with the understanding that you’re going to eat some decline years in order to lock up the prime years. It’s just the cost of doing business and the result of the free market.


Thumper13

For once we are in agreement. Sounds like an awful idea.


sfgiants674

Kapler and Judge are cousins didn't you know?


ProfessionalCat1

he’s coming to my house


Not_A_Meme

Well get the charcuterie ready then!


Demetrios1453

LOL, this is like KawhiWatch a few years ago in the NBA. If it follows that pattern, Yankees fans will start watching flight paths he might be on. He'll play the Yankees off the Giants, and then surprise everyone and go to the A's, randomly pulling in another superstar with him...


elimanninglightspeed

Him going to the A’s would honestly be beyond hilarious


YouStupidDick

The A’s would put it in Judge’s contract that he has to buy the A’s a stadium.


Boomhauer_007

What do we know about Judge’s uncle?


Deducticon

Raptors/Clippers/Lakers fans were analyzing the chip bag selection in the background of photos from a guy who said he just saw Kawhi at a gas station. People were asking what chip brands were sold where. Not to mention hotel lobby stalking in Toronto.


Demetrios1453

As a Clippers fan, that was definitely one of the more amazing weeks of my fandom (right up there with players barricading Deandre Jordan in his house to make him stay with the team). Especially all the egg on the faces of over-confident Lakers fans.


Only_Mushroom

That was the whole emoji saga too correct? I went camping that weekend and trying to piece all that shit together was a fucking trip. And Paul Pierce's jpeg of an emoji still cracks me up


djdarkknight

That was the greatest thing to have happened in Clippers history.


TPoitras25

Phillies fans followed John Middleton’s plane the entire offseason of Bryce Harper signing lol


NoSleepTill-Brooklyn

Aaron Judge was spotted with Larry Fitzgerald at Logan?


Kogie13

I mean his family is from there and he’s probably back home for Thanksgiving


NoFlags-JoeBuck

Might as well kill two birds with one stone, he was always going to visit them anyway.


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Please get out of here with your rationality while most of us Yankee fans have heart attacks and WFAN hosts lose their minds


NoFlags-JoeBuck

Just remind yourself of the Corbin and Machado visits to Yankee stadium.


Yossarian1138

I’m pretty sure Judge kills two birds in one sitting every thanksgiving.


MikeStanley00

Yeah and he got his eye squirted with a grapefruit which makes him wink uncontrollably


lx5spd

The twist: This time it was the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary George Costanza who was eating the grapefruit.


CubonesDeadMom

There are 2 airports closer to where his family lives than San Francisco


cooljammer00

He is unemployed. I've flown out of a less convenient airport because of the price before.


CubonesDeadMom

He winked! Confirmed already signed the team friendly contract after being promised bi-monthly lunch dates with Bonds and Rich Aurilia


BonerForBenz

He clearly just found a cheaper flight to SFO, and is about to hop on BART over to the Coliseum to meet with Billy and co.


emasculine

quick, take him into the Mission for a Mission burrito


stupidnatsfan

I'm relatively new to living in sf, wheres your favorite place in mission to get a burrito? I really like El Farolito but for all I know thats just the tip of the iceberg so I'm more than open to recs


emasculine

i love Faralito and their salsa but their chips suck. Pancho Villa is good and i like their chips as well as La Taqueria which won the burrito bracket and their nuclear serrano salsa.


GoatLegRedux

Cancun is good but can be hit or miss. I’m a fan of Guadalajara too. I’ve never been a fan of La Taqueria, but people like it for whatever reason.


J0nnyGreenGiant

Guad is fucking ELITE


overduebook

I seriously dislike La Taqueria. It feels like they nickel and dime you for stuff that should just be standard, and the burritos aren't that good imo. Guadalajara has the best salsa bar in town.


EDDYSF

Tbf I don’t I’ve met anyone actually from the bay that likes la taqueria. It’s mainly transplants that I’ve known to like it


Lrgp39

Idk the La Taqueria in Redwood City was always pretty good to me.


shreyshrey616

I love Papalote and La taq is always good


WeWantPittman

Check out El Metate too :)


EDDYSF

Go across the bridge to Oakland to tacos Sinaloa. If you get it super it’ll be the length of your whole arm


ElGuitarrista666

Not the Mission, but a short- ish ride on the 44 from the Mission to Silver and San Bruno Ave, Cinco de Mayo taqueria. Burritos are great, their quesadillas are fire just like their tortas. And their nachos? Delicious


overduebook

Honestly I prefer Cancun or El Metate, al pastor is my meat of choice and they both do it really well. Pancho Villa is probably where I go to most frequently, though, just because they're so reliable and affordable, and the baby burrito is the perfect size for me when I want to eat a burrito but not fall asleep at 2 PM. Don't sleep on Oakland, either - a lot of the best burritos are across the Bay, like Tacos Sinaloa. It stopped in 2013 after 1000 reviews, but [Burrito Eater](https://burritoeater.com/main.php) is still the elite guide.


Parrotflies-

Build some of those Qatar walls around the Tent Cities!


SBMVPJustinHerbert

Hopefully he prefers California burritos


rollo2masi

What’s a California burrito consist of? We don’t have good Mexican food in Boston. I mean there’s a couple of places in Southie but I don’t really fuck with that neighborhood. Edit: thanks for the answers. Sounds pretty damn good.


Terrible-Ideal-7342

French fries and carne asada wrapped in a tortilla


Mumia1

A California burrito is basically some random dude decided to put French fries in his burrito and all of Southern California thought it was the greatest thing ever. We don’t do that in Northern California…because we…you know…respect Mexican cuisine.


jrice138

Cali burritos are readily available all over the Bay Area. I lived in Oakland for the last ten years they’re very common.


umadbrew

Lmfao this is rich.. I went to college the Bay Area all your Mexican food is trash. Think you’re in the minority if you think the Bay Area does Mexican food better than Southern California.


RunFlorestRun

Yeah you guys just put rice in burritos and make it worse. Respect deez nuts


detelini

lol you can get them at a local taqueria to me so we definitely do do that in Northern California. I tried it once, it was good! definitely a sometimes food though, I'm not trying to have a heart attack.


donald-duck23

>We don’t have good Mexican food in Boston Wil Myers would beg to differ


SBMVPJustinHerbert

varies from place to place. the core of it is carne asada, cheese, and french fries. then depending on where you go there’s guac, salsa/pico de gallo, crema, etc


matttmat

It’s a burrito with french fries inside it.


McCoyPauley78

Plot twist. He's on the west coast to meet with John Fisher about buying the A's.


TheWinStore

First active player-owner in league history


javo516

I refuse to believe. Even if he were to sign with the team I'd refuse to believe. I'll be calling Opening Day a hoax.


AlexanderWun

Yankees fans about to organize a protest outside Oracle


AstroApliiq

Throw them a curveball Judge. Visit the Oakland A’s instead


IslandChillin

Judge on the Giants would be dope to see ngl. That stadium and those fans will love him.


SuitableLocation

as a pads fan I’d at least like any NL West pitcher to be eligible for a cy young. because if he’s in our division we are close to fucked lol


Clarice_Ferguson

I guess Verlander to the NL West?


xClay2

The Giants do need another starter with Rodon leaving...


Clarice_Ferguson

The person I responded to did say “any NL West team” and not “any NL West team besides the Giants.”


Sigmaintellectual

Couldn’t make it any less obvious Aaron


or_maybe_this

This is the hottest video on the internet


brownmagician

He's visiting the As suckers.


greycubed

Why do the Giants not simply sign all the giant players?


todoslosfritos

I’m here to overreact


bedsidelurker

Breaking news has lost all meaning


ReSpekMyAuthoriitaaa

I'm ready for it to get spicy up in this bitch


Gbrusse

If Judge goes to SF, then I wouldn't be surprised if the MVPs from 2023 to 2030 are NL Judge AL Ohtahni.


ahr3410

I stayed at that hotel for a Dodgers Giants series. Yankees are fucked.


Andujar4CF

What hotel is that?


matttmat

That’s the St. Regis I believe.


ahr3410

Don't remember the name but it's next to the MLK memorial


Andujar4CF

ty


dilly_dill428

Breaking news should only be reserved for actual contract agreements


Evening-Yellow4340

NOOOO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO


sick_shooter

I’d love to see Judge in the NL for no reason at all. No siree, no ulterior motives here. SIGN HIM, GIANTS.


TheWomanIWas

I wonder how the Yankee fans are doing


-Bk7

My uncle was a Mets/Lenny Dykstra fan and was so pissed wen he got traded to the Phillies that he switched allegiance to them. I always was confused by that. Like team over player is what we've grown up with but now I finally understand it. I'd hate to say it but since Hal took over my Fandom isn't as strong as it used to be and I could see myself jumping ship for Judge since he's been the only fun thing to root for these past 5 years...idk .. go yanks?


PimpWithLimp

Cool Story. Giants have not gotten a premier free agent since ‘92 lol. I love the Giants but they never get the big name, they get the mid tier free agents. I’ll believe it when I see him put on the jersey.


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wagoonian

Can’t wait to see Judge with a beard.


garvierloon

*People think that home runs that land in the water are regular home runs, but in reality they are worth double points*


BigGeoffery

Giants fans are going to be so sad when they end up with IKF ^Let ^me ^cope ^ok?


PrimaryService1566

That wink, that fucking wink. I cannot stand another broken heart


WarthogFaced_Buffoon

I don't care where he goes. Just get him out of our division.


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Let’s see not have to deal with Crazy New York fans and their media, never below freezing, and the ocean. If the contracts are the same 0% chance I choose New York if I were judge.


BloodySox

> never below freezing, and the ocean Baseball is a spring and summer sport. Judge can avoid the worst NY weather by simply living somewhere warm in the offseason. And NYC is pretty close to the ocean.


lantonas

Imagine if Gabe Kapler gave Judge some of his roids.


oufvj

Or coconut oil


rtels2023

Interesting question: if the Giants gave Judge the same contract offer the Yankees did, which offer would he take? Would he go to play for his childhood favorites or would he stick with the only team he’s ever played for?


Jrahn

He’d automatically become the face of the franchise. Dunno if that’s a lateral move or not.


rtels2023

He’s definitely the face of the Yankees now if that’s what you’re asking. If he re-signs he’s almost certain to be made the first official team captain since Jeter