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AlexanderWun

I officially hate this and everything it represents now


tuckedfexas

I'm just mad that now I don't have care about them. What am I supposed to do for a month now???


AZ1476

My team got knocked out day 2 and I still look forward to them!


Skuntank

And yet I'm still pissed off we were eliminated day two.


ausar999

root against the Yankees?


tuckedfexas

Gotta keep on truckin i guess


Freidhiem

The unifying theory of "fuck that guy" keeps me going.


Duckrauhl

It would have been nice to make it further, but also I think about how stressful the final 5 is going to be once we get there.


Discount_Engineer

Hope the Seahawks are good again and the Sounders make a deep playoff run?


UnknownUnthought

Well the good news is the Seahawks ARE good again. Tariq Woolen is a beast.


soda_cookie

I was you about 30 sec in


Essteethree

How could they do this to America's team?


trollinacage

Team Chaos gets their first true victory today


Basic_Bichette

IT'S THE CURSE OF >!TEOSCAR HERNANDEZ!<


ageofthoughts

NOOOOO


hubagruben

This is super fun! Does the W-L record that’s displayed at the end come from anywhere in particular, or do you just assign a reasonable “25th best record” or whatever?


trollinacage

I mostly just chose something reasonable. I basically averaged the wins from each position league wide (25th in the league wins on average x number of games) then chose something around there and made sure the wins league wide added to 2430. That way the W/L records could occur irl


AMarinerLostAtSEA

We'll see y'all again in 2043


Discount_Engineer

You had a good year, and nobody can take that away from you. But the marbles have spoken.


scottishere

FADE EM


thetwigman21

I love you baby girl but your comment spoiled it for me. It’s my own fault but god damn Reddit mobile putting the comments directly below the video when I click in to the post.


Duckrauhl

Got to get Reddit is fun


Dry-Gulch-Slim

There is zero reason to use the "official" app, there's a million better third-party apps.


HcOC

WHAT HAPPENED SEATTLE MARINERS???


Looks_Good_In_Hats

After Judge goes to SF, the Yankees buy all their good talent.


rtels2023

J-Rod and Castillo would be a nice consolation prize for losing out on Judge. Thanks Mariners!


yumyumapollo

HOW DID YOU LOSE THE MARBLE RACE???


NotXiJinpingGoUSA

I love how there is a large chunk of time where its only the Mariners on the screen. Seattle fans have been through enough, man.


[deleted]

I kept thinking, come on, there's 30 seconds left, surely someone comes in. I had given up any notion that they'd be overtaken right around 10 seconds before the end.


[deleted]

[30th Place: Miami Marlins](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/ytic7d/day_1_of_predicting_the_2023_mlb_season_with_a/) [29th Place: Chicago White Sox](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/yuh1c9/day_2_of_predicting_the_2023_mlb_season_with_a/) [28th Place: Boston Red Sox](https://old.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/yvey39/day_3_of_predicting_the_2023_mlb_season_with_a/) [27th Place: Kansas City Royals](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/ywconl/day_4_of_predicting_the_2023_mlb_season_with_a/) [26th Place: Washington Nationals](https://www.reddit.com/r/baseball/comments/yx8d7f/day_5_of_predicting_the_2023_mlb_season_with_a/) 25th Place: >!Seattle Mariners ... it's the first 2022 playoff team!!<


wandergrunt

Parlaying this.


feeling_blue_42

You can do a parlay for the bottom 6 teams in the league?


Former-Billionaire

You can parlay anything at the right place.


CardiacCat20

Thanks for the free mattress


travbart

You can parlay anything if you believe in yourself enough.


jso__

I'm should parlay the top 30 when this is done. I bet a 10 dollar bet becomes like 10k


CarubSunn

If you could parlay the actual place of every team one through 30 and get it correct, that'd have to be the biggest payout of all time.


gc227

if you parlayed all 30 team records for $10 and won youd probably own the casino after you’re paid lol


anonymouspp7

MLB LET THIS MAN RUN THE DRAFT ORDER SELECTION


Nasty_Ned

Do it you cowards!


NehzQk

MARBLE DRAFT DEFEATS MLB COMMISSIONER WITH FACTS AND LOGIC


Jcoch27

**2023 MLB Standings:** AL East 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. ? 5. Boston Red Sox [62-100] AL Central 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. Kansas City Royals [65-97] 5. Chicago White Sox [60-102] AL West 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. ? 5. Seattle Mariners [68-94] NL East 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. Washington Nationals [66-96] 5. Miami Marlins [53-109] NL Central 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. ? 5. ? NL West 1. ? 2. ? 3. ? 4. ? 5. ?


fairlane35

I’m guessing the records are just made up and not based on anything from the races…right?


Jcoch27

They're based on the marble race results


WaitLetMeGetaBeer

How so?


timberwolvesguy

It’s some pretty high education marblemetrics


Rockdog4105

They said above they take the average of those records and then make sure they add up to the proper amount of games played.


Several_Baseball_678

This has become the highlight of my day. Not sure what that says about me and my life, but here we are.


[deleted]

My spouse walked into my office to see what I was doing, saw I was smiling, and immediately was like, "Oh, did the marble race drop?" It's dark in the offseason.


Several_Baseball_678

You are the living embodiment of “HEY BABE, NEW MARBLE RACE DROPPED!” Fuckin love it.


[deleted]

I'm not ashamed.


Nasty_Ned

I was explaining the marble race to my wife last night. She was not amused.


[deleted]

Well of course not, it's a very serious thing!


Nasty_Ned

She wasn't taking notes. Not sure if she was taking it seriously.


TheGamecock

No idea how these marble race posts don't get 3k+ upvotes for visibility. This is peak offseason entertainment.


[deleted]

Well this is just the regular season. OP indicated that they might do the playoffs.


Toxicstorm88

No team was even threatening their spot. They really wanted that one.


despatchesmusic

The Yankees were really out ahead for a moment, and then I thought the Angles marble was going to save us for a second there — but our little marble sped through the final obstacles 😂🤣


Meziskari

The last few obstacles could barely even be called that, they're the type that are only interesting at the start where all the marbles are mashing against each other.


Oneanimal1993

Yeah the G is always a really good “end” one cus thats hard to get through and can give marbles time to catch up. Same with the bricks.


ausar999

I got way too excited seeing the Yankees lead for a sec


LocalHero_P1

All I could think was “They resigned Aaron judge.” “What did it cost?” “Everything.”


[deleted]

No such thing as too excited when it comes to the marble races.


strangehitman22

I refuse!


ionboii

Your fate has been sealed. The marbles have spoketh


Lebigmacca

Turns out Erik Swanson was actually worth 22 WAR


BeanPizza135

This is stupid and I'm not having fun anymore


[deleted]

Join the club


Praise-Breesus

Man they ran away with that. Props to OP for putting the brick section at the very beginning this time. That was far more satisfying than having two marbles slowly chip away at it.


trollinacage

Appreciate the props, but as I mentioned in a comment on a previous part, all the courses are random, so I really didn't get a say in it. Personally, I actually prefer the bricks closer to the end. Since it takes a while for a couple marbles to punch through, it evens up the playing field and make for an exciting finish!


HenMan113

Have there been particular sections that haven't shown up yet purely due to random chance?


trollinacage

Maybe 1 or 2, but I'm always getting more to increase the variability between simulations


DontGiveUpTheDip

>!Teoscar!< bout to ruin all the chemistry


bichettes_helmet

Double agent


Clarice_Ferguson

They may never dance again.


DZepperoni

Well… RIP the Mariners because I believe this is pure fact


loof10

That was a blowout.


[deleted]

Well winning is the opposite in this case. Maybe it should be called a suckup?


loof10

Suck up and blow out… we are still talking about marble racing right?


[deleted]

Oh, wait, I should fix my comment. I meant suck-in. It's too late though.


DoserMcMoMo

What the fuck is this bullshit


[deleted]

At least it's the first perfect square position taken.


gabek333

Fuck this. 21 more years until the playoffs.


billydakid33

Bro I had a heart attack for a hot second, the possibility of being eliminated is now all too real. ^(mom come get me I'm scared)


darshfloxington

Unsubscribe


despatchesmusic

I DO NOT LIKE THIS ANYMORE


Victorystar0

Yesterday: this is awesome! Today: this is stupid.


Several_Baseball_678

Someone get Adam Silver on the phone and make this the new lottery format. But don’t tell anyone the rules. Let all the fanbases watch the first drop and get super excited, only for the first team to cross the finish line get 14th place.


ShinigamikuQQ

I used to be fully onboard, Fuck this shit.


Dustin0388

Freaking at first. So fucking cool man!!!


shewasadaytripper

Had me in the first half, not gonna lie


ricky_burns

That’s just the yankee’s regular slow start and fans are pressing the panic button on WFAN before the playoff push


ContentNeptune3

That multiple windmill section really pisses me off more than it should lol


magikarp2122

Same. I'm sure it has nothing to do with what team was leading heading into it, and got stuck.


TrueBrees9

There are too many red A's in the field and it makes me shit bricks when I see the Angels or Diamondbacks come flying in


dae_giovanni

I've also learned the sideways-Cardinals logo resembles a red 'A', at speed......


ken_NT

Pouring out an ipa for our Vedder Cup bros


Senor-Mattador

Things that induce my anxiety: -that drowning music from Sonic -thinking of October 2011 -seeing the Rangers ball lead the pack


hgoats

I don’t like this game anymore


1990Buscemi

When the balls are doing the breakout thing, it makes me think of koi fighting over a single morsel of food.


Charisma_Pandorian

They won the race. But at what cost.


conker1264

The Seattle playoff curse continues


Grentis

What a shot to the heart for M’s fans after this season…


XmusJaxunFlaxonWaxon

So is the last team standing declared automatic champion? Is there a playoff system involved based on standings after day 30?


trollinacage

This is just the regular season. I'll be doing something for the hypothetical playoffs as well!


aimless_meteor

Do we still have a shot at making the hypothetical playoffs


trollinacage

Since 3 AL teams finished lower than the Mariners (Bos,Chw, and Kc), they will finish 9th in the AL wildcard race


aimless_meteor

Do 9 wild card teams make the playoffs in the AL?


austin101123

Give the higher seed team more balls and flip the rules to first one wins. With all the possibilities for the W-L included on at least one ball.


GoSeattleSockeye

Like to think dipoto has been sitting at his desk waiting for this to drop and just crumpling up all his potential trade analysis and starting over.


Adamscottd

Babe, new marble race just dropped


lostwilfred

I remember this being a lot more fun before


Tripdeck5__

Teoscar did this.


Fischer-00

I was so scared. 😭😇


SnazzyCazzy1

I like this result!


FinnHobart

Man the Mariners were taking absolutely no prisoners that run. Got in front and stayed in front.


i_run_from_problems

Mariners really ran away with that one. Having said that, the absolute fear the was instilled seeing the Angels come on screen with only 20 seconds left was genuinely terrifying


TheAtomicMonkey

Today it seemed like all of the obstacles that normally are difficult for a marble to get through & where those last second passes normally happen were at the beginning, which was unfortunate for us Mariners. If only one of those were at the end of we had better wheel luck then maybe it would have been a close race at the end. Or maybe this is your guy's revenge for Julio beating Mike Trout in MVP voting after years of Mariners fans saying "Fuck Mike Trout"./j


Kaldricus

Me before fully reading the title: I approve of this 100% scientific method Me after seeing the pop up and fully reading the title: This is a load of barnacles


DryGuard4924

And just like that I find this series no fun and stupid


Carpe_Musicam

They regressed! I knew it! That said, Angels flirted with making it close for a brief second there.


Jcoch27

The terror I felt when I saw us creeping behind them


BigDickOriole

Pfh, looks like that Julio signing was for nothing.


Rattimus

Man, who knew that trading Swanson for Hernandez would hurt them so badly?!


theironschenk

It's taken until these posts for me to see how close the new Guardians logo is to Chief Wahoo when it's shrunk down like that.


Clarice_Ferguson

SMH all because Jerry didn’t sign a FA SS. Should’ve re-signed Frazier. He was the key to it all.


busterknows

I know this is stupid and doesn’t mean a shit thing, but man I got nervous when the Giants marble was out in front at the beginning


TheyTooktheUsernames

**FUCK**


commiepotato

Oh thank God


jcaininit

This has to be the fastest outcome yet ya?


FERGERDERGERSON

This is fucking *rigged*


TWill42

Now I know how the Braves fans feel at the beginning of every race.


CDFReditum

What no Kyle Lewis does to a mfer


ptrjhnstn

Lol the mariners fans comments are so funny. I mean I’m sorry and all and it’s such a shame I really enjoyed y’all’s season, but y’all are making me chuckle


T-Ruffin

I am no longer believing :(


scrambles57

We should unfade flairs only so we can refade them when picked by the marbles


Raid_Raptor_Falcon

Reds are going to be #1. Watch out!


megjake

The way my heart started POUNDING when the Angels dropped in above the Mariners


StrictAtmosphere7682

Is it weird that I want my Braves to come out on top in this stupid series of posts even more than I want an actual World Series?


dog-on-meth

These balls were smart until just now


coltRG

Yea I thought this was cool yesterday. Now it can fuck off


xRememberTheCant

Not today satan


Griffdogg92

I didn't enjoy this one as much as the first five


Crystal_Clear2

Mariners noooooo, what happened :(


bombad_jedi_501

Good.


ricky_burns

STILL NOT SURPRISED!


Brazary

Good. Go Jays


Rangerfan18

Hate to see it


Finner959

I just started following this a couple days ago, does someone wanna give me a recap


nyyforever2018

Marlins last, then White Sox, Red Sox, Royals, and Nationals.


LonzosJohnson

😦


TheFrontierzman

Listen...


commendablenotion

Garden trip


ksalfordyh

What app or website is this? Where can I recreate this?


testrail

What app/software is this?


PheonixStreak

Well shit


Youngster_Joey14

As is tradition.


Redditfront2back

I was nervous there for a minute


greenday182182

I appreciate the variety of courses.


milkshakehandshake

Mariners Marble was on a mission


Suspicious-Sleep5227

Correlation to reality: 0.


cubbies1016

These marble races make me think I might need glasses in my 30s :( the logos are so small


Stickin8or

What do these stupid marbles know anyway?


Stickin8or

Just our luck to be the team that went through the most different sections the fastest (or at least it felt that way). I've never seen a team go through the colored wheel section that easily


KoriJenkins

Looks fine to me


rocketsquid

Scott Servais, enraged he didn’t win MOTY, purposely tanks the 2023 season


manbeqrpig

Well at least they broke the streak this year


BokeTsukkomi

Hey OP, what app are you using to run this simulation? Would love to run something similar for soccer (giving credits to you, of course :))


max_greineder

Well it was fun while it lasted


Daratirek

What kind of weird marble race sim is this? The part where it just starts ignoring physics is hilarious.


Williefakelastname

Yes!


gbeckwith

For a few shining seconds, the Yankees and Braves were in the lead, and I felt happiness in my heart until RNG came and ruined it. My day is ruined.


Useful_Armadillo_746

Is there a way to place bets on this? Asking for a friend.


floppyvajoober

I feel like I haven’t seen the ‘stros anywhere in these…


burgiliciousdef

What a fall from grace


ultimatomato

The breakout section goes a lot faster when it isn't just 2 or 3 teams doing all the work