By - trollinacage
This is karma for the Sox fan who said they were bored of these last post
Right after I finished recording this yesterday I got a notification that a Sox fan commented "Get shit on Chicago LMAO" and I couldn't help but laugh
My thought process in the last few seconds
Poor Orioles, looks like last year was a fluke unless some other ball drops in
*Sees the Red Sox logo*
NOT YOU. FUCK
Me before today: This is a scientific and accurate way to make predictions and they are the absolute truth
Me today: it's a bunch of dumb fuckin marbles that aren't even real, who believes this nonsense
Me before today: can’t believe we haven’t been dropped
Me today: yea, that makes sense
BOSTON FROM THE TOP ROPE
Thought it’d be fitting for the Orioles to grab it after not being in frame almost all the way but what a twist.
Are these really dumb? Yep
Are the completely meaningless? Of course
Did my heart sink when the guardians ball was out in front? *fuck yes it did*
Bruh when your team's ball is in the lead and the finish line pops up on frame, that shit's nerve racking. Yesterday's had my heart racing
You got saved by Lava Plinko
When I saw orioles in the lead at the last section I couldn’t watch it. I skipped to the end and was so happy.
Yesterday's looked like such torture for Braves fans. Glad you got a break today.
Lol Braves are in the front of all of them I feel like.
I’m like of course! Son of a bitch.
Here I was not seeing the first two and rooting for the Twins to win when they had the lead there.
Red Sox winning and becoming 28th dropped my jaw, massive plot twist
They literally did the equivalent of going on a 30 game losing streak to end the season. The Red Sox were nowhere in sight like the entire video.
Everytime its like 10 seconds in...."Oh thats an insurmountable lead. That marble will finish first for sure." Then they get caught up in the wash of a never ending loop. TIL I'm a pessimist.
The whole AL Central was trying to join the WS in oblivion for a while.
Legit gasped at the beginning
Today was the first time I saw the Angels marble and I sat up when I saw it.
Yesterday, when the dodger ball was bouncing between no. 1 and 2, I kept thinking to myself *”AIN’T NO WAY”*
Boston from out of fuckin NOWHERE
Its gonna happen like that in the season too. were gonna go 42 and 20 to start and look good, then were gonna go 18 and 80
We're so bad, MLB mercy rules us and decides we don't need to play a full 162
This must have been frustrating for Orioles fans. That end part was excruciating.
You go from coming to terms with it, to "wait, what?"
Just like the regular season
I will be invested in this until my team is eliminated and then I will think this is a dumb concept!
The Yankee way is to be invested until my team is eliminated and then try to stage a public execution of the front office.
So like a Yankees fan with the sport of Baseball?
The truth cuts deep
Did the World Series happen yet?
Y’all gunna be SO mad when we win haha
Oh my god my heart was in my throat
I thought it was curtains for us when there was only like 20 seconds left and no other marble on screen. Now we’re not even gonna finish last in the division!!! Hooray!
I was ready to comment on how dumb this is... But I'm back, this is my favorite off-season tradition!
Why am I looking forward to this everyday now?
It’s oddly satisfying to watch
Nothing much happening in trade deadline the last few days. This is entertaining me until the rule 5 draft.
Me on Day 1 and 2: this is pretty cool.
Me on Day 3: fuck this stupid fucking game.
Well the second best option is still around. The Yankees not winning.
OP, will you be doing playoff brackets at the end of this for division winners/wild cards? Because I would like a heads up on who to bet for to win the WS as early as possible.
I certainly can! It'll only add on 11 more days.
You're the best, OP!
Day 1: Marlins
Day 2: White Sox
Day 3: >!Red Sox !<
I want to see how accurate these posts end up being at the end of the season
honestly it's somewhat plausible so far
So missing the playoffs wasn’t due to tony larussa 🤔
I dead an article saying the culture has been destroyed from his time there.
Not sure how true, i don't follow then to close.
Depends if we sign Boegarts and Devers back but I hate this now.
We're gonna hold onto these and triple check.
Marble fucking hate Sox. Always have
All those years being stored in socks can do that to a marble
The marbles hate being taken for saps
Do the w/l record, too!
The Guardians-Twins drama had me on the edge of my seat and then suddenly they were just completely out of the equation
“Oh Guardians gonna show up here soon… SIKE ORIOLES… boom Red Sox outta nowhere grab the L.”
They have a good second half to look forward to
Bruh, astros gave me a heart attack at the end!
That ending is basically what happened this season.
>!Orioles!< refused to finish last and then out of nowhere the >!Red Sox!< fall off a cliff and drop to the bottom of the table
r/oddlysatisfying meets r/sweatypalms
With some sprinklings of r/mildlyinfuriating
That last second made me sweat
Omg yes get fucked.
We’re gonna trade Devers to LA for a bunch of prospects aren’t we :(?
Seeing that Red Sox logo drop perfectly into the final lane was so cathartic, beautiful work
I enjoyed the heck outta this….we were close
Where do I go to make my own marble races???!?
Do these levels have names? Or is it up to us to make up names for them, like "Spinny G?"
This is always freshly released when I am taking a shit
Stupida fucking game
Noooooooo! I am emotionally destroyed
Sox bros together again
I cant believe im invested in this. Im going to spend part of my thanksgiving, my anniversary, several birthdays waiting for it. Damn you OP.
Also it must be very stressful when your team is the only one on screen.
I’m bandwagoning whoever wins it all in this
Holy shit I was tense as fuck in the last seconds hoping the Orioles kept stuck on the last sector and that some team shows up...
Thanks, Red Sox.
I can’t believe I just watched this. And enjoyed it even tho the fucking Red Sox won
They technically lost
Could not take my eyes off of this.
*phew* Thanks Boston.
At this point the Atheltic will hire you to write season predictions for them. They use the same method
I am extremely ok with this outcome
Red Sox out of nowhere
The Angels started so strong.
What software is this
So sorry red Sox fans
Once I realized there was music, I mean, I’m a simple man. I can’t help but personify these little marbles and watching the Orioles repeatedly ride the wheel of death only for the Red Sox to go brrr made me laugh.
28. Red Sox
29. White Sox
What program is this used on?
i for one can't wait till the Jays and brewers face off at the end.
r/brewjays for life
When are the marble Olympics?
Slow and steady wins the race baby
Ha white Sox didn’t even get close to being the first one down!
THE MARBLES HAVE SPOKEN. SO LET IT BE WRITTEN
Guys: do little commentaries on these races because I just had the most entertaining 2 minutes of my life even though we got 28th.
Fuck I love the off season
Even when in first, the orioles still come third
Absolutely peak offseason! This is more exciting than several teams seasons
i am irrationally angry
I am going to waste far too much of my work time on this over the next couple of weeks.
This is amazing
I am invested in this
This is incorrect where is the Rockies leading the pack
Got a lil nervous there at the end
Lol Red Sox said fuck it. Give it to me.
I think it’s quite obvious to everyone that the Reds will be winning it all next year…..
Only in my dreams.
If we did a /baseball survey for finishing order, is there any chance the marble race gets more exact matches than this forum? lol.
God damn the city of Detroit needs this please
This is awesome. I can not wait for the new race. Right after the one I just watched.
God damn it Boston just beat Houston to the finish line again will we ever not be in their shadows
Thank you Rays for choking in the second half again! Let’s me know there’s a tomorrow!
Amazing I can’t stop watching these
I was so scared of my team coming close to the end, like this is actual prophecy and determines next season lmao
SUCK IT RED SOX
Bad year for both Sox coming up
Sox sneak on there to suck! Lol
These are fun.
I think I used all of my data to watch this video lol
Did i just watch this whole thing?
This is legitimately more exciting to me than any NBA game I've ever watched.
Knowing our luck we’ll get shafted on the draft lottery too lol
I don't care for this game!
Wow… the Guardian Logo still looks like Chief Wahoo