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Genisys_Arc

This is karma for the Sox fan who said they were bored of these last post


trollinacage

Right after I finished recording this yesterday I got a notification that a Sox fan commented "Get shit on Chicago LMAO" and I couldn't help but laugh


backupKDC6794

My thought process in the last few seconds Poor Orioles, looks like last year was a fluke unless some other ball drops in *Sees the Red Sox logo* NOT YOU. FUCK


danbrochill17

Me before today: This is a scientific and accurate way to make predictions and they are the absolute truth Me today: it's a bunch of dumb fuckin marbles that aren't even real, who believes this nonsense


dog-on-meth

Me before today: can’t believe we haven’t been dropped Me today: yea, that makes sense


MasonTheHuman45

BOSTON FROM THE TOP ROPE


ELITE_JordanLove

Thought it’d be fitting for the Orioles to grab it after not being in frame almost all the way but what a twist.


dcristia

Are these really dumb? Yep Are the completely meaningless? Of course Did my heart sink when the guardians ball was out in front? *fuck yes it did*


TrueBrees9

Bruh when your team's ball is in the lead and the finish line pops up on frame, that shit's nerve racking. Yesterday's had my heart racing


Chaiteoir

You got saved by Lava Plinko


juanvald

When I saw orioles in the lead at the last section I couldn’t watch it. I skipped to the end and was so happy.


Duckrauhl

Yesterday's looked like such torture for Braves fans. Glad you got a break today.


TWill42

Lol Braves are in the front of all of them I feel like.


Dustin0388

I’m like of course! Son of a bitch.


McSaxual34

Here I was not seeing the first two and rooting for the Twins to win when they had the lead there. Red Sox winning and becoming 28th dropped my jaw, massive plot twist


Wine-o-dt

They literally did the equivalent of going on a 30 game losing streak to end the season. The Red Sox were nowhere in sight like the entire video.


Moatcarpking

Everytime its like 10 seconds in...."Oh thats an insurmountable lead. That marble will finish first for sure." Then they get caught up in the wash of a never ending loop. TIL I'm a pessimist.


ZombieAppetizer

The whole AL Central was trying to join the WS in oblivion for a while.


LeEpicBlob

Legit gasped at the beginning


Jcoch27

Today was the first time I saw the Angels marble and I sat up when I saw it.


Sutrikism

Yesterday, when the dodger ball was bouncing between no. 1 and 2, I kept thinking to myself *”AIN’T NO WAY”*


cornchips88

Boston from out of fuckin NOWHERE


dog-on-meth

Its gonna happen like that in the season too. were gonna go 42 and 20 to start and look good, then were gonna go 18 and 80


Confused_Mirror

We're so bad, MLB mercy rules us and decides we don't need to play a full 162


GaryTheCabalGuy

This must have been frustrating for Orioles fans. That end part was excruciating.


RiskyPhoenix

You go from coming to terms with it, to "wait, what?"


glizzterine

Just like the regular season


DynamicKokuo

I will be invested in this until my team is eliminated and then I will think this is a dumb concept!


picasso_penis

The Yankee way is to be invested until my team is eliminated and then try to stage a public execution of the front office.


bordomsdeadly

So like a Yankees fan with the sport of Baseball?


Outrageous_Bat1798

The truth cuts deep


Russian_Rocket23

Did the World Series happen yet?


RunninRebs90

Y’all gunna be SO mad when we win haha


bluejaynight

Oh my god my heart was in my throat


theamazinchad

I thought it was curtains for us when there was only like 20 seconds left and no other marble on screen. Now we’re not even gonna finish last in the division!!! Hooray!


MrTallGreg

I was ready to comment on how dumb this is... But I'm back, this is my favorite off-season tradition!


2comesafter1

Why am I looking forward to this everyday now?


cautioner86

It’s oddly satisfying to watch


VincentFreeman_

Nothing much happening in trade deadline the last few days. This is entertaining me until the rule 5 draft.


MightyCaseyStruckOut

Me on Day 1 and 2: this is pretty cool. Me on Day 3: fuck this stupid fucking game.


[deleted]

Well the second best option is still around. The Yankees not winning.


[deleted]

OP, will you be doing playoff brackets at the end of this for division winners/wild cards? Because I would like a heads up on who to bet for to win the WS as early as possible.


trollinacage

I certainly can! It'll only add on 11 more days.


[deleted]

You're the best, OP!


TrueBrees9

Day 1: Marlins Day 2: White Sox Day 3: >!Red Sox !<


7Stringplayer

I want to see how accurate these posts end up being at the end of the season


atowelguy

honestly it's somewhat plausible so far


islandsluggers

So missing the playoffs wasn’t due to tony larussa 🤔


bordomsdeadly

I dead an article saying the culture has been destroyed from his time there. Not sure how true, i don't follow then to close.


[deleted]

Depends if we sign Boegarts and Devers back but I hate this now.


No_Tart8935

We're gonna hold onto these and triple check.


Puzzled_Jury4982

Marble fucking hate Sox. Always have


picasso_penis

All those years being stored in socks can do that to a marble


DudeGuyBor

The marbles hate being taken for saps


tinyriolu

Do the w/l record, too!


stupidnatsfan

The Guardians-Twins drama had me on the edge of my seat and then suddenly they were just completely out of the equation


ELITE_JordanLove

“Oh Guardians gonna show up here soon… SIKE ORIOLES… boom Red Sox outta nowhere grab the L.”


AbbyRatsoLee

They have a good second half to look forward to


travbart

Bruh, astros gave me a heart attack at the end!


AlexanderWun

That ending is basically what happened this season. >!Orioles!< refused to finish last and then out of nowhere the >!Red Sox!< fall off a cliff and drop to the bottom of the table


sledgehammer_77

r/oddlysatisfying meets r/sweatypalms


LMac8806

/r/oddlysweaty


JohnComstock

r/satisfyingpalms


kevster2717

With some sprinklings of r/mildlyinfuriating


xSkarmory

That last second made me sweat


Lahlahlahlaaah

Omg yes get fucked.


IbakaFlockaFlame

We’re gonna trade Devers to LA for a bunch of prospects aren’t we :(?


Lebigmacca

Yes please


rtels2023

Seeing that Red Sox logo drop perfectly into the final lane was so cathartic, beautiful work


Longhorn_TOG

I enjoyed the heck outta this….we were close


Logical_Pop_2026

Where do I go to make my own marble races???!?


ZubiZone

Do these levels have names? Or is it up to us to make up names for them, like "Spinny G?"


SPAGHETTI_CAKE

This is always freshly released when I am taking a shit


cstar84

Stupida fucking game


Northernlord1805

Noooooooo! I am emotionally destroyed


luke713

Sox bros together again


trevy_mcq

NOOOOOOO


Contende311

I cant believe im invested in this. Im going to spend part of my thanksgiving, my anniversary, several birthdays waiting for it. Damn you OP. Also it must be very stressful when your team is the only one on screen.


dorkandjosh

I’m bandwagoning whoever wins it all in this


Toxicstorm88

Holy shit I was tense as fuck in the last seconds hoping the Orioles kept stuck on the last sector and that some team shows up... Thanks, Red Sox.


MikeisET

I can’t believe I just watched this. And enjoyed it even tho the fucking Red Sox won


jcaininit

They technically lost


OswaldoArciaSuperfan

W


Former-Billionaire

Could not take my eyes off of this.


Sacagawesus

*phew* Thanks Boston.


PM-Me-nice-thots

At this point the Atheltic will hire you to write season predictions for them. They use the same method


EmptyCartographer

I am extremely ok with this outcome


Crystal_Clear2

Red Sox out of nowhere


unreasonableperson

The Angels started so strong.


The-Canadian-Order

What software is this


danielgullett

So sorry red Sox fans


DarthLucky

Once I realized there was music, I mean, I’m a simple man. I can’t help but personify these little marbles and watching the Orioles repeatedly ride the wheel of death only for the Red Sox to go brrr made me laugh.


No_Tart8935

28. Red Sox 29. White Sox 30. Marlins


irishman178

What program is this used on?


muaddib99

i for one can't wait till the Jays and brewers face off at the end. r/brewjays for life


bribri772

Unsubscribed:(


sumlikeitScott

When are the marble Olympics?


stacker9

Slow and steady wins the race baby


g3neraL5

Ha white Sox didn’t even get close to being the first one down!


JustinUprising

THE MARBLES HAVE SPOKEN. SO LET IT BE WRITTEN


Zeplinex49

Guys: do little commentaries on these races because I just had the most entertaining 2 minutes of my life even though we got 28th.


IDntWannaBeFamous

Fuck I love the off season


JesusOfSurbaria

Even when in first, the orioles still come third


waltersob

Absolutely peak offseason! This is more exciting than several teams seasons


TopGuardDog50

i am irrationally angry


aarone46

I am going to waste far too much of my work time on this over the next couple of weeks.


xbucs_19

LFG


CubsRanger

This is amazing


beautyqueenfrommarss

Mesmerizing


Tkainzero

I am invested in this


The-Canadian-Order

This is incorrect where is the Rockies leading the pack


Danjeter

Nice


string-bean23

Got a lil nervous there at the end


ChairmanReagan

Lol Red Sox said fuck it. Give it to me.


Sad-Airport4536

I think it’s quite obvious to everyone that the Reds will be winning it all next year….. Only in my dreams.


aeaswen

If we did a /baseball survey for finishing order, is there any chance the marble race gets more exact matches than this forum? lol.


AnthonyToliversKnee

God damn the city of Detroit needs this please


adamw12

This is awesome. I can not wait for the new race. Right after the one I just watched.


[deleted]

God damn it Boston just beat Houston to the finish line again will we ever not be in their shadows


[deleted]

Thank you Rays for choking in the second half again! Let’s me know there’s a tomorrow!


Whatsalodi

Amazing I can’t stop watching these


Cycles_wp

I was so scared of my team coming close to the end, like this is actual prophecy and determines next season lmao


GermFreeCloth

SUCK IT RED SOX


Tuckboi69

Bad year for both Sox coming up


RojerLockless

Sox sneak on there to suck! Lol These are fun.


gobeavs1848

I think I used all of my data to watch this video lol


Not_A_Meme

Did i just watch this whole thing?


thehindujesus

This is legitimately more exciting to me than any NBA game I've ever watched.


IanCusick

Knowing our luck we’ll get shafted on the draft lottery too lol


CSHufflepuff

I don't care for this game!


Reja21

Wow… the Guardian Logo still looks like Chief Wahoo