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lx5spd

Tsuyoshi Shinjo will always be The Swag King. Edit for links to pics: https://live.staticflickr.com/210/509021470_bc7c071f77_b.jpg https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/major-league-baseball-athlete-tsuyoshi-shinjo-arrives-at-the-disney-picture-id51700832 https://featured.japan-forward.com/sportslook/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/11/shinjo2.1104-scaled-e1636015482213-1536x1183.jpg http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/tsuyoshi-shinjo-winner-of-best-style-in-sneakers-picture-id117676993?k=6&m=117676993&s=594x594&w=0&h=6H_vPfP5AZacpEIkfWgaQsT_5iJvs4_BtvroiO1G2iY= https://www.sponichi.co.jp/baseball/news/2019/11/27/jpeg/20191128s00001173079000p_view.jpg


lb17spradling

My goodness, this is awesome


The_Quiz29

Awesome!


Quople

Nick Markakis. You know what picture I’m talking about


lb17spradling

Recently retired, but [Matt Kemp](https://imgur.com/a/RlLpWhD) is always so fresh.


IIIlllIIIllIlIlI

why did he retire again? a minute ago he was a 40-40 guy


Scucker

More like an hour ago


AhLibLibLib

Old, fat, slow, and bad. Not a good combo


glizzterine

Only a bad combo if you play baseball, right? Like it’s ok everywhere else in life? Asking for a friend.


AhLibLibLib

Easier to get away with at least


AbideMan

Jazz


imaginarion26

Dansby Swanson. Plus he’s so pretty 🤤


gatorgongitcha

That hair tho I showed a picture of him to my barber once and said, “we both know it’s not going to wind up there but let’s get it as close as we can”


rondonjon

Stop pandering. We won’t sign him.


imaginarion26

Oh you misunderstand. I quite literally want to fuck him, I could care less if he’s a Cardinal or not 🙃


rondonjon

Well it might be easier if he was in STL, so I don’t know lol.


imaginarion26

While that might be true, he does have a fiancée already. Not only is she pretty, she plays soccer for the USWNT…


rondonjon

Oh wow, Mallory Pugh. I like her, she’s an excellent player from what I’ve seen.


lake_titty_caca

[Framboozled yourself by even having to ask](https://twitter.com/sadhtownsports1/status/1450951835217534976?t=JdF9bHfA4l6S5n3DpNAdDg&s=19)


AbsurdLemon

You know he had to do it to em


MaverickMagic

Christ is that really him


BoredAtWork_91

No, that’s not a model. That’s actually MLB pitcher Framber Valdez.


provoking

he is HIM. Him is HE


hanschien

Dammit I got frambered. The new Rick rolled.


NewMeep

Starling Marte


Emyrssentry

Mookie Betts, next question please.


FettuccineAlfonzo

what's a hypotenuse


TadpoleFishTaco

I wish I was high on potenuse


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I wish I was high on potenuse


Rocketyank

You’re right. It’s Mookie.


SaltyEarth7905

Canha’s Prada sunglasses.


squeakyboy81

Bartolo Colon


EZe_Holey3-9

Stylish in how they play? Trea Turner is a smooth criminal.


seasiderockies

Bo Bichette


Rocketyank

I don’t think Bo’s street clothes are that stylish, but he’s one of the coolest looking players on the field and he’s legitimately one of the cutest guys I’ve ever seen.


seasiderockies

True that his hair is doing a lot of heavy lifting in why I chose him.


Rocketyank

That’s true. The hair alone makes him one of the most stylish.


ilikemarblestoo

Brandon Marsh


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How the fuck has no one mentioned Jazz Chisholm. He’s undoubtedly #1 at least in terms of modern fashion. Even in game the dude just has the sauce.