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TrimMyHedges

Ok guys y’all are in, no freakin chill these next few games please. My boys need to win some games still


Old-Struggle4218

Sorry Man still need that Number one seed in the AL so no chill sadly.


AdfatCrabbest

Y’all are probably good.


HTownTakeover

Our team will probably be hungover tomorrow so I’d give y’all a good shot


jyok33

One seed still in play, but we got you the next series


roaringcorgi

you were supposed to tank, be good, then stop being good. why can't you be more like the Cubs or something. what the hell.


Kdot32

Jim Crane said fuck all that


MasterMentorJr

Player development is a hell of a drug


SiphenPrax

You guys and the Braves. And the Rays recently too.


SweetBread98

It's just unbelievable Lineup has 7 out of 9 from HOU farms: Altuve Peña Yordan Bregman Tucker Yuli Chas And all of our rotation is from HOU except Verlander: McCullers, Framber, Javier, García, Urquidy, Brown.


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Dodgers own the crown


cjafe

Y’all got more of that drug?


Luckytxn_1959

Maybe. What you got to trade,?


cjafe

Pain and sorrow


Luckytxn_1959

Nah. We had that...


CubsBearsIlliniBulls

Tell that to our fans


Lukealloneword

Built different.


Coins_and_Cards

Yordong hits dangers


Lukealloneword

Hes such a beautiful boy and I'm so glad I get to watch him play.


elterible

Beautiful boy indeed 💕


nopunchespulled

the hate fuels us


One-Switch-1448

i’m getting exposed because of my early march takes on twitter, i’ll take the heat though 😭


Lukealloneword

The tale of the Astros window closing was greatly exaggerated. I had many a heated debate with AL West fans on this sub about how the Astros were done and all this. One guy swore up and down that the Angels were the better team. It was insane. As of now its the Astros division until it isn't. And I'm talking a true 162 not that pygmy thing we did in 2020. That doesn't count. You just have to assume no one will topple the Astros until there's a season that it actually happens. And then we can talk about windows closing. Until then they are built to last. Any other take is just moronic at this point.


AdfatCrabbest

Yeah, it looks like the Mariners are best positioned to challenge at some point, but they’re obviously not there yet. The Angels can’t be considered until leadership changes. The Rangers are a ways off still. The A’s are flush with lotto tickets and not much else. Starting a long, slow process all over again. The Astros look like they’re gonna be good for quite a while, barring their current roster just imploding spectacularly, which is… highly unlikely. They just look like the best run franchise in the AL West by a mile.


Twilight2Tron445

Lol bold talk for a team that’s never won the ws before.


Lukealloneword

I distinctly remember them winning in 2017. I saw it live. It was awesome. Lol


Twilight2Tron445

Astros fans always proud of hurricane victim money they had to cheat to get. Remember the buzzers in 2022 lol.


Lukealloneword

Nothing you say matters. 2017 champs now and for forever. You can say it doesn't count you can post all the silly little comments you want, you can punch the air, you can scream at your phone. That banner will fly forever. That flag will be in Minute Maid park forever. I will always have the memory of that night and that ground ball rolling to Altuve for the final out. It will always make me happy. And you'll always be upset about it. You won't affect me. You won't take away what that win meant to us as a city and to me personally. You are absolutely insignificant in the way I remember the joy I felt and how I live my life. And you won't change the fact that the Astros are still a power house that I get to enjoy watching play the game. I love it. You're the one stuck feeling bad.


Twilight2Tron445

Lol this is so pathetic it’s funny. You prob get the side bumpers when you go bowling too lol. You guys are just like Padres fans. 0 wins is 0 wins, can’t spin it to make it a real win.


Lukealloneword

My favorite team wins. I love it. How are you doing bud? You struggling to find meaning in your life? I'm content and happy. I hope you can have that one day it feels great.


Twilight2Tron445

Astros haven’t quite gotten to 1st spot in MLB yet, so I guess I’m glad you’re happy Astros are 2nd place?


Lukealloneword

Thanks man. Have an excellent rest of your week. I know I will watching the Astros win the American League top seed.


Astrosfan86

The Astros were in the NLfor 50 years. They have more division championships since moving to the AL in 2013 then they won in the NL. They also are two behind Texas for 3rd most division champions (7) and have to more than Seattle (3). Texas has been in the AL West since 1972 and Seattle since 1977.


sapphir8

And the only team to each the World Series in each league.


someonepoorsays

oh boy


E36E92M3

Let it be known that this tweet is inaccurate, as Houston is located very far away from the west


afterburner2020

Bud Selig was not a geographer


trickman01

Pretty sure west in anything west of the Mississippi.


LaAranaDiscoteca4

AL West adjacent


SCREW-IT

Every west is east of somewhere else.


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Gotta love games that start at 9pm. Like 1/4 of the season


meimode

second best west-ish


bluecifer7

They’re also not the best in the west if they were there


GermyMac

["Hehehe... that rhymes."](https://youtu.be/_uzqs1KOS9M?t=17)


Knomp2112

Astros lose key players and keep on winning


Carpe_Musicam

A moment of silence for Uncle Mike though. Wish he was able to play.


dub47

This one hurts. He’s been one of my favorite players for years now, and he was having a great season until his injury. I hate for his contract to end like this.


Carpe_Musicam

Agreed. I actually bought one of his jerseys at MMP on Sunday knowing it’s probably my last chance to get one. Completely bummed at the state of things. Mancini is great and all, but the thought of no more Uncle Mike really stings.


cameronbates1

That's baseball baby


Knomp2112

Astro GM giggling watching the Yanks back up the Brinks truck for Cole while paying Valdez Lou Trevino $$$$


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cleeduss

You care because you commented.


Knomp2112

Yeah, keep on believing that


StealthyGooch

It bothered you enough to respond lol


Tiberius-Dawn

Listen. T-Mobile Park is sold out this weekend. We're playing the Astros. This stadium, that staff, they're not used to a full house. They can't kick us all out. All I'm saying is, make the Astros miserable. Be ruthless. Push the limit. No one's gonna stop you. Let 'em know.


CpowOfficial

Good pasta tbh


Chim_RichaldsMD

we get a whiff of success and some shitters join the fanbase. But tbh I'm just glad we aren't huffing glue at the moment


[deleted]

We had a huge bandwagon problem until the cheating shit


Lukealloneword

[This](https://youtu.be/UT26aSU6qpA) sound effect should automatically play everytime this pasta is posted.


successadult

I was at that first Mariners game after the all-star break. The one ruthless guy pushing the limit that was heckling in our section ended up having his friends tell him to shut up lmao.


circle_stone

Dawg, I was thinking about this last night. I’ve already taken time out of my life over the past year to push the limits when the Astros visit. This weekend is gonna be my World Series. I want T-Mobile Park to have a reputation, dawg.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

6 straight playoff appearances. 2012 me is absolutely beside himself. These are definitely the "good old days"


Chaps_and_salsa

I miss 10 game tickets for $20, but this is cool too.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Honestly, 2015 and 2017 were the best years for games. The team was great and the tickets were cheap. I think my 2015 ALDS Game ~~5~~ 4 ticket is cheaper than a regular season Crawford Box seat now


SporkFanClub

Not to be that guy, but wasn’t Game 5 of the 2015 ALDS in KC? Unless that ticket was cheaper too and I’m just being dense.


Sweet_Baby_Cheesus

Ah shit, I was thinking of Game 4


gdawg99

Yes, it was in KC.


Undead22345

Went to that game cried like baby back bitch.


colpuck

BLOWIN ON THAT ENDO


ThirdPoliceman

GAMECUBE NINTENDO


manofconviction

GAMECUBE NINTENDO


JarrettLaud

5% tint


allphilla

SO YOU CANT SEE UP IN MY WINDOW


ellsburysbaby

[That rhymes!](https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E15/JQX5iTvNLs9eE5qg3E75pB_AG-c=.gif)


sackofblood

Couldn't have done it without Mauricio


sapphir8

I’m happy for many of the players who have never been in the postseason and with our experience, we’ll make it easier for them to adjust. I’m really looking forward to seeing what Hunter Brown can do with his stuff.


bamagirl13

Trey 😍🥳


sapphir8

He has one game under his belt.


Alive-Ad-4164

Can’t wait for this subreddit to melt down when they are back in the World Series


guydude24

Rematch


fartingtitties

That's okay, I accept but only because postseason Will Smith can't hurt us anymore


12345CodeToMyLuggage

*Another Will Smith appears*


squanch_solo

I'm more afraid of the Braves than any other NL team. But I'd still love to see it again. Always been kind of a casual Braves fan.


sapphir8

I’d love it. You guys are really fucking good and sneaky.


DubleDuce

There's nothing sneaky about them. Just plain good.


elterible

Plus, fuck the Dodgers. I don't care for a rematch. Rather they watch from their couches like last year.


conker1264

Please no


Thel3lues

Can’t wait to die when they lose to another NL East team


Thornton__Melon

Mets or Phillies this time?


Sicko_Mo_Bamba_Mode

Phillies bc they had the slower start to the season


SiphenPrax

If have to see those guys win another World Series in my lifetime, I will take the trip and burn down that ballpark in Philly!


subzero-slammer

nationals again


Thel3lues

Never say never


Lebigmacca

Phillies this time


Ugaalive1991

Anyone but the Mets


SiphenPrax

No


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It fits the story way better


AhLibLibLib

Can’t wait for the Astros to melt down when the Yankees sweep them edit: lmao that didn’t take long


NLP19

Can you really make this trash talk when you've literally never beat them in the playoffs before?


AhLibLibLib

I didn’t realise Astros fans couldn’t take a joke. But tbf they are quite fragile, considering they had to cheat to get their only win. Yikes


sapphir8

I laughed.


transracialandproudd

Kinda like how da Jankees got swept by the Astros in a doubleheader coming out of the All-Star break? You also got no hit by the Astros in your old stadium AND new stadium.


DubleDuce

If we walk Judge every at bat, how will you score?


Andujar4CF

Like dusty is smart enough to do that


Bug-03

Best response possible, sadly


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You got us there


TTUStros8484

Lance will just throw curve balls.


YoWhatsGoodie

Ooooffff


colpuck

How much do you think it will hurt when we sign judge in the off-season?


riverbass9

They all think ooooh the Mets will get him. Little do they remember that we are in that outfielder market too.


colpuck

Nah bro we’ll walk ya off like the last time…and the time before that…and in 2015….Astros living rent free in Bronx since 2015.


YoWhatsGoodie

I’m sure if I made some comment like this after the yanks clinch, I’d get downvoted too. Lighten up bud…comes with the territory.


AhLibLibLib

Haha mate I was taking the piss. Wasn’t even that inspired. I knew it would happen and I welcome it


thegamerman0007

Altuve is your daddy


AstroWorldSecurity

I look forward to more of those reaction videos that Yankees fans always post of us slapping them around in the playoffs.


LotsOfMaps

Lol loser


JinFuu

AL West Titles Houston Astros: 5 Seattle Mariners: 3 Coming for your “7”, Rangers


Lebigmacca

Why in quotations?


JinFuu

So you can imagine either our “5”(Bagwell) chasing after Ivan Rodriguez? Or was just quickly typing a way to make sure 7 had plenty of space to be seen or something.


TTUStros8484

Houston Astros legend Pudge Rodriguez?


GRVrush2112

I think we may get to 7… but I honestly think expansion and re-alignment stands a good chance of happening within 3 years. It’ll be nice to be the inaugural AL South champs though when that occurs


strangehitman22

I would be 100% ok with the Astros leaving the AL west, infact I will help you pack


RedfishSC2

Seattle, as a city, is awesome. However, your time zone sucks for watching baseball. I feel like another team in the west, maybe Portland, is really needed to balance the league out geographically.


colpuck

It's great if you live there. You can start drinking at 1000 and go all the way to 2200 or later and still watch games.


vasthumiliation

The Mariners exist only for the purpose of being occasionally weird, occasionally fun, but mostly disappointing. Being better than them is like being better than the Lions.


Av8-Wx14

Never a doubt


Nobius

[Shoot it!](https://streamable.com/2ykg5)


SCREW-IT

2ykg5 is timeless


colpuck

We have a cat and Raulito and that's all we need.


legohotwing

I thought Seattle was taking the AL West though


HOU-1836

It’ll be the Angels any year now


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Former-Billionaire

15


Clorst_Glornk

these assholes just don't quit!


Specific-Mongoose-93

Don't quit gifting the nl west WS' your welcome in advance!


andlg89

THE STARS AT NIGHT


elterible

👏 👏 👏 👏


Austintheweird94

ARE MOTHER FUCKING BRIGHT


chhurry

👏 👏 👏 👏


cnapp

DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!


WashingtonDiecast

THE PRARIE SKY


StealthyGooch

We are them


iwasfoolinyall

Best in the west, hell to the fuck yes. We at r/baseball, speak with a drawl, when we say "FUCK Y'ALL", 2017 Ring, you thought you had the gall, to steal it while Bregman takes the fall??


Austintheweird94

I don't....do i....like or not like this..


YoWhatsGoodie

wut?


squanch_solo

Bostonians trying to rap smh


shitboxlover420

i read this in robert fucking franks voice


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[deleted]

Bro think he Eminem


Salty-Fishman

Well i never seen this before.


blue22june

H-town till I drown!!


Chaps_and_salsa

Shoot it!


chhurry

😎😎😎


balla713

SHOOT IT!


Officialnoah

**AL*


Responsible_Honeydew

Well at least if the Mets end up beating us in the playoffs I can be assured that they'll exercise their NL Beast pass to beat the astros in the WS


GFZDW

I honestly hope we see the Mets in the WS. It'd be entertaining, regardless of the outcome.


colpuck

We've gotten chronically owned by the NL East. All but a couple of our playoff loses have been to that division. So yea....not sure I want to see them in the WS. But I am here for some Steve Cohen twittering that's for sure.


C0TA81

Trastros!


JohnnyBrillcream

[Baahaa!!](https://c.tenor.com/yd1tG-CS88kAAAAC/goose-top-gun.gif)


Dp04

The trash cans are banging in Houston tonight.


cleeduss

And will be brought to SEA the next time they’re in town. The Mariners ain’t shit.


Samspudzzz

I didn't know your mom moved to Houston. The team should give her a call when they get back. I'm sure she would love to celebrate their AL West division title with them.


Outtie_5000

Bro they cheated, let comments like this exist, it happened.


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Yeah idk why they still get mad over it lol like it’s ever gonna stop


Samspudzzz

Lol I never denied that it happened. EAPveryone is welcome to make comments like this, and I'm allowed to respond. The first ammendment is amazing like that.


TTUStros8484

To the rhythm of me banging your mom


Ok_Calligrapher_8199

Sassy bois all hyped up and ready to lose the WS an NL east team.


post_angst

Hey that only happened twice!


HurricaneMatty5

There’s a better team further west


TTUStros8484

The Hokkaido Nippon-Ham Fighters?


Never_Kn0ws_Best

*Second best in the West Edit: ********


BruisedPurple

bang those trash cans


colpuck

How are the Rockies doing this year?


SignificantTrout

No trash cans evidently ( although they would not help if they used them )


fdghskldjghdfgha

Best at sticky stuff cheating


RonWill79

That you Gerrit Cole?


TTUStros8484

Go back to Mexico Mike Fiers.


TuluRobertson

Definitely not the best in the west


TheReelYukon

Check they’re trash cans…


Accomplished_Dark_37

Still a trash team


BRLY

AL West***


angramenyu

The Astros are living the final years of their supremacy. I believe the Mariners will be the team to beat in the west starting next year.


randombithrowaway22

Doesn't count


cleeduss

Anybody heard from Brendan Donley, the “Astros Shame Tour” idiot????


Comprehensive-Bus-20

In the AL west the dodgers would like to disagree