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GodPowardKingOfLies

"Fernando Tatis Jr. Gets Into Plane Crash, Miraculously Only Injures Wrist, Will Require Surgery"


riverbass9

Then he’ll be suspended for his athletes foot medication


DecoyOne

First he’ll be on the IL for 6 months for athlete’s foot


JanitorOfSanDiego

At least it’s not athlete’s ankle.


LocCatPowersDog

That's the ugliest case of foot fungus I've ever seen ~a Doctor


FrostedCoffees

On this very night, ten years ago, along this same stretch of offseason in a dense fog just like this. I saw the worst ankle I ever seen.


whiskeyballs

As long as it’s not Correa’s ankle, we’re solid


The_New_New

What is that sticky stuff on his hand? Tape


balls_galore_69

No he took medication for motion sickness from flying a plane.


The_New_New

Worst wrist doctors have ever seen


MeterWatcher

*Two Plane Crashes


Ulrik-Acheron-Freya

"Which one?"


GeorgieWashington

In the same flight!


HAL9100

He was actually in two separate plane crashes. It’s unclear which plane crash resulted in the injury that required surgery.


wild-bill

Which plane crash?


sgt_dismas

We've had one plane crash. But what about second plane crash?


McCoyPauley78

I don't think he knows about second plane crash, Pip.


SunriseSurprise

After Tatis survived the actual plane crash completely unharmed, someone threw a paper plane very hard into Tatis's wrist.


FormerShitPoster

Sir, a second plane has hit Tatis's wrist


Juhbell

Miraculously only injures wrist and somehow gets ringworm*


DJ_LeMahieu

He’ll see if he can work things out, but team doctors will determine on April 1 that he needs surgery.


TitShark

“After plane crash, Tatis Jr. Sustained ankle injury doctors call ‘second worst ankle we’ve ever seen’”


LeroyLongwood

Just take some steroids for it, he’ll be aight.


razzle_dazzle_5000

Stop him! He’s headed straight for Correa’s ankle!


The_New_New

Tatis wrist crashing into Correa's ankle, there were no survivors.


lake_titty_caca

The crash has reconfigured Correa's ankle into a perfect crystalline structure, capable of rotational and explosive movements beyond human comprehension. He will never miss another game, but will be unavailable each off-season as General Dynamics has contracted him for motion capture studies.


pick_up_bart

The plot for Rookie of the Year 2


TheOrganicCircuit

A second Tatis has hit Correas ankle.


clangan524

When an unreliable body part meets an immobile joint.


IReadItOnReddit69

Stoppable force meets a movable object


motorhead84

Plane was fine, though.


ThrowAwayAcc47777

A stoppable force meets a moveable object.


ASTROoctopus

Mr. President, there are reports that a plane has hit Correa's second ankle


Lonelan

*continues reading The Pet Goat*


tristansensei

North Correa or South Correa?


ahr3410

Correa's ankle will hold strong and flip off the doctors after


BLU_Metal

Sir, a second Tatis has hit Correa’s ankle


eee-oooo-ahhh

It's already the worst the doctors have ever seen, it has nothing to lose


mbornhorst

Wrong. Correa doesn’t have an ankle.


Genisys_Arc

"Tatis? We missed the truck?" "We're not aiming for the truck"


HercuIesRockefeIIer

Breaking: A second airplane has hit Correa's ankle


rollo2masi

Has anyone told him that there’s no respawns IRL?


JerHat

I dunno, I swear I saw him double jump one time.


70U1E

Lol great fucking comment


bensf940

It’s okay we can just grab his reboot card


i-spill-soup

WHERES THE REBOOT VAN


the2belo

THE VAN'S SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!


Fixner_Blount

He's going to run the bases with a knife from now on. Because you run faster with the knife.


miden24

He will spawn in the gulag


__BlackSheep

I don't know if this was your reference but I don't think today's youth have seen this enough https://youtu.be/a9qXbgrx9rg


BlitzTD

So that’s where that sound effect come from!


Alkynesofchemistry

Aw shit. Here we go again.


Demetrios1453

🎵"There was something in the air that night A star in flight, Fernando The hope was there for you and me No injury, Fernando."🎵


goingtocalifornia__

Can you hear the Phils Fernando? I remember the roar of Harpers swing almost made me cry


lazycometlazycomet

lol that works so well


mardicao007

He said his days driving motorcycles are over but he never said anything about not flying planes 😎


feeling_blue_42

I’ve been told flying is the safest form of transportation.


BostonDodgeGuy

Commercial aviation yes, private pilots less so.


ScaratheBear

By a significant margin.


FuriousTarts

Not if I'm the pilot!


RobinChilliams

Florida Man Wearing Arozarena Jersey Crashes Plane, Not Pilot


Serious-Ebb-4669

Sadly, yes, even when you are the pilot.


Nick08f1

Commercial. There are a lot of small craft accidents you don't hear about.


sports2012

Roy Halladay would disageee


CrapOnTheCob

Cory Lidle too.


solosososoto

Munson too


shibbledoop

General aviation would be akin to motorcycle riding in terms of lethality


Kershiser22

I doubt it.


AgitatedLibrary1

[When people say "aviation is the safest form of travel", they generally mean big commercial aircraft. Once you get to smaller planes, they become way less safe (and general aviation, i.e. private planes, are not far behind motorcycles).](https://www.bts.dot.gov/sites/bts.dot.gov/files/docs/browse-statistical-products-and-data/bts-publications/transportation-statistics-annual-reports/215386/2017-tsar-ch6.pdf)


shibbledoop

Small aircrafts, not your big commercial liners, have similar mortality rate to riding a motorcycle.


CTwist

Yeah you are way more likely to die in a motorcycle accident..


venustrapsflies

Compared to flying commercial, absolutely. But is this still the case when it's an amateur pilot flying a small plane?


FreakinWolfy_

Speaking as a pilot, no. Commercial aviation is absolutely a very safe form of travel, however I can think of a handful of lethal general aviation accidents off of the top of my head within the last six months. When you wreck an airplane the odds aren’t in your favor for walking away clean.


throw-away3105

I don't know, I'm pretty sure Tatis would be more likely to injure himself flying a plane than riding a motorbike.


verendum

At least he’s not at the point where his Achilles explode while walking to the training facility.


RobinChilliams

😂 I imagine every Padres fan let out a good goddammit and long sigh upon first sight of this.


clusterfucken

No way he was with the team doing a city fan tour. It's all coming together now.


HelpMeWithMyHWpls

Tatis so swagger 😎😎 breaking the rules😤😱😎


roaringcorgi

"Fernando we're so sorry to hear that you died in a plane crash" "Which one?"


youreallonsteroids

🤣🤣🤣


Additional_Essay

"Correction, the other one was actually a helicopter crash."


xrbeeelama

“Fernando Tatis Jr.’s entire body eviscerated in horrific plane crash - expected to be out until at least mid-May”


PoopStickler69

“Tatis to 15 Day IL: dismemberment”


Rah_Rah_RU_Rah

Mangled Nando would still put up 4 fWAR let's be real


Specialist-Rise34

Tatis expected back by July after horrific plane crash. "He's been doing a lot of PT, we expect him in training within the next few weeks." This would be funny if it weren't so true. All last season he was "expected back by July" :(


baseballnoble

That’s a real low flying plane


cptnpiccard

I too have been invited by the pilot to sit in the cockpit


Komnos

But have you spent thousands of hours on Microsoft Flight Simulator and then made a total ass of yourself on AITA because nobody will call you a pilot?


cptnpiccard

Please tell me that's a real thing


Komnos

It's an actual post. Whether it's real or not...I'll let you decide. https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheDevil/comments/10n8mx6/what_aita_for_asking_my_wife_to_respect_my_title/


trashboatfourtwenty

If this is a Rev Horton Heat reference I salute you E to add as everyone should know this song: https://youtu.be/oLttGfxGoSY


Kina_mines

“Brother that’s sooommeee blow”


trashboatfourtwenty

J-I-M-B-O!


The_Ecolitan

Chain for his wallet, above ground pool!


trashboatfourtwenty

Watching that man stand on his bass while playing it is one of my top 10 moments


The_Ecolitan

Hell yeah, me too.


JoseCansecoMilkshake

I'll tell you what it is It's some kinda Texas psychobilly freakout, that's what it is


Impressive_Aide_7583

*PULL UP* *WHOOP WHOOP* *PULL UP*


thedudeabides____

TOO LOW TERRAIN


csweinreich29

SINK RATE SINK RATE


gobears2616

50… 40… 30… 20…


allegedrc4

I can't say what Airbus tells you to do with the throttles after this.


gobears2616

Pardon my French.


cptnpiccard

"Mentally deficient person who's capable of achieving whatever they set their mind to"


Spetznazx

"Visual"


stevencastle

Wi Tu Low


Michael__Pemulis

Actually I believe this is Fernando Tatis Jr Maverick.


Yossarian1138

[So he’s doing a Star Wars?](https://youtu.be/vsojiWVVj00)


Dtank11

Title should actually be, Tatis sits in cockpit while plane is on the ground.


UncleGiansBand

Here we go again


PoopStickler69

“OK, so as long as you don’t do anything stupid, here’s $340 million.” *…hold my beer* - Tatis Jr.


Verianas

Casually sitting in a plane that is on the ground is flying? TIL.


JoshS1

Ah yes, I also like to fly my C-130J with all four engines at idle.


Chaxterium

I mean it’s not uncommon to be at idle power in the air. But he’s very obviously not flying this plane lol.


HerkyBird

It is pretty uncommon to be in ground idle in the air.


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nandobatflips

Padres had a community day today where a bunch of the players went out into the community (elementary schools, businesses, etc…) and here they are at MCAS Miramar visiting the Marines


[deleted]

He’s flying a plane in the same sense that the Lamborghini I was leaning against for a picture while on vacation was actually mine….


sn_akez

It’s ok he just wanted to write his name in cursive in the sky real quick. He’ll be up there 10-15 minutes tops


[deleted]

Get this man a leash


Juzaba

Nothing wrong with being kinky, but this is hardly the time or place


coach_rambo

I hate the patch on his sleeve. I’m anti advertising on jerseys!!


JustLo619

Wait till you see the diamondbacks sleeve logo. 😳


verdi1987

I just checked it out. It’s pretty bad.


coach_rambo

I’ve seen that too. Makes me puke 🤮


jarferama33

It truly feels not just sad, but perverse.


mcslims

It’s not PEDs… he just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night


MiracleWhipB4Mayo

I’m more impressed with the dude flying next to the plane. He better be careful.


muldervinscully

his dad hit two grand slams in one inning, he slammed into the ground in one inning


Lonelan

Padres players were going around town today popping up at places for publicity stuff I imagine this is one of the aircraft on the runway of the USS Midway which was turned into a museum here in San Diego


iamcolinterry

He can't keep getting away with off-season shenanigans


Joey_Logano

I know a lot of people are joking but considering the dude next to him is also in his Padres jersey, the Front Office is aware of this and gave them permission.


PrisonaPlanet

You do realize he’s not actually flying right? Like you can see people walking around outside the window lol also this is at the marine corps air station in Miramar near SD, Padres did a lot of meet and greets around the city today.


staveenyo

and thrust is at idle


saylormouth

They’re not actually flying genius they’re on the runway touring an aircraft


Michael__Pemulis

What if he asked for permission but they just assumed he was kidding & said sure go for it sarcastically.


[deleted]

Was gonna say, I’m not wearing my work shirts by choice on my day off (although baseball jerseys are badass and slightly better than my company branded polo)


Clemenx00

This is also way safer than any motorcycle ride lol People really misjudge how dangerous motorcycles are.


FudgeSupreme22

It's a lot safer considering he's on the ground and not actually flying a military aircraft


SirParsifal

I understand the sentiment, but I would much rather be a passenger on a motorcycle driven by Tatis than a passenger on a plane flown by Tatis.


Demetrios1453

Just imagine hearing, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Just wanted to let you know that we have a very special guest in the cockpit today, Padres star Fernando Tatis Jr! He'll be taking over the controls for the rest of the flight while I get a couple of hours of shut-eye..."


Cayfish

Actually, general aviation incidents (doesn't always mean fatal) that have amateur pilots flying them are around the same accident rate as motorcycles. But notice how I said amateur, so untrained pilots trying things not within their skill level are often the ones getting into those situations. Although the plane Tatis seems to be sitting in looks much larger than a general aviation aircraft, so I guess you're right.


FHPirates_21

Yeah the whole reason planes are safer is because they are usually only flown by professionals. If you go and try to fly a Cessna, it’s probably just as dangerous to your life as going on a motorcycle lol


Youmu_Chan

Is that true? https://www.ntsb.gov/news/events/Documents/2016_loc_SS_2_Weener.pdf According to NTSB, accident rate (including no injury accidents) per 100k hours in GA for personal purpose (aka by amateur pilots) is about 12. And there are almost no so-called "untrained pilots" (maybe there are some in Alaska) since they need to get trained to obtain a license. Non-professional does not equal to "trying things not within their skill level". https://www.iii.org/fact-statistic/facts-statistics-motorcycle-crashes And according to this site, injury rate per 100m miles traveled in a motorcycle is about 450. We assume motorcycles travel 70mph (which is an overestimate assuming motorcycles are almost always on a highway, aka, underestimate of the rate per hour), making it 643 per 1m hours, 64.3 per 100k hours. Hence amateur pilots GA flying is at least 5 times safer than riding motorcycles.


JanitorOfSanDiego

I believe it’s Drew Pomeranz.


FinnHobart

Breaking: Fernando Tatis Jr. has safely landed a plane. Unfortunately during the landing he injured his left and right ankles and four fractured ribs, and is likely to miss at least 100 games.


Benjammin100

As you can see right above his head, he’s literally on the ground lmao


bhutapati

[You'll be riding the bus like a peasant, while I'll be flying in style on the airplane, because I'm Fernando Tatis Jr.!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dffFZom1Mac)


Rob_Bligidy

Looks like he’s taking a selfie in the cockpit. Hardly flying the plane


breachofcontract

Since when is a dude sitting in a plane, “flying” it?


redmonkey2628

That’s not just any plane. That looks like the flight deck of a C130


BLENDER-74

Thurman Munson rolling in his grave


CountrymanR60

Same with Cory Lidle


WeOutHereInSmallbany

Roy Halladay, rest in peace


bichettes_helmet

Surely you can't be serious


[deleted]

I am serious — and don't call me Shirley.


bichettes_helmet

Thank you. I feel less old now that someone got the joke LOL


hubagruben

Good luck, we’re all counting on you


HighWarlockMagnus

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue


verdi1987

RIP Cindy Williams


pizzajona

Pretty sure he is still on the ground. You can see a guy standing behind the window


JohnnyWallave

He’s looking at those switches a little too seriously..


mardicao007

"Hmmm... why not? 😎"


mysterysackerfice

At least he's piloting something with more than 2 wheels.


Rolling_Chicane

Assume crash position!


Orvillehymenpopper

I like that he's wearing his jersey


XJAMAICAGOLDX

Probably picking up more steroids. 😆


ConclusionWestern17

Good ol C130J


Lubadbitches

Or just sitting in a cockpit


PrestigiousAd5646

Very cool. And by cool I mean incredibly stupid.


motorhead84

"See plane, fly plane."


JaysFan007

Taking them to pound town


mansontaco

Tatis is playing life with gta cheats enabled


Jcapen87

Fernando Tatis Jr casually (maybe, but definitely not) taxiing a plane.


Clem1719

God this is gonna be so much worse than the dirt bike


Northparkwizard

Laugh now, cry later.


Diegobyte

Tatis jones the air guard as c130 pilot


Nickelbacklodeon

Yes, we all fly planes with the throttle fully closed. That’s the secret of the true airman


WorthPlease

That plane is very clearly on the ground lol, you can see people standing on the ground out of the window.


[deleted]

Does he do everything with a padres jersey on?


TipsyFlash

This guy does everything except play baseball


silentfal

Did nobody bother to look out the window in the photo. He's not flying a damn thing. They're sitting on the ground.


tPTBNL

Every time I see a reference to Fernando Tatis Jr. I think about watching his father *when he was playing in the Sally League* and say to myself, it doesn’t seem possible that it was that long ago. Yet here we are.


-ToPimpAButterfree-

Damn this made me think of Roy Halladay RIP Doc


darwinpolice

Hopefully Fernando doesn't have an entire pharmacy in his system while flying, at least.


1llIllIlI1IllI1IlllI

Love this dude. Lives life to the fullest.


Nerd_Guy_1

Who gave him the keys to the plane


omitmyself1

All these people on here making jokes and I’m just wondering if anyone can identify the plane as a C-27?


StatisticianFeisty44

Looks like a C-130 to me, but I haven’t really seen a C-27 cockpit iirc. Edit: some people below are also saying it’s a C-130J. I should have been more confident lol


Chaxterium

Four engines. Ergo, not a C-27. Definitely a C-130J.


RogueValEORG

Looks like he is on the Midway. https://www.midway.org/exhibits-activities/exhibits/aircraft-gallery/


FudgeSupreme22

I think he's at Miramar airforce base, they were touring the city and a group went there


PrisonaPlanet

It’s a marine corps air station (MCAS), not an air force base, it’s the place the first top gun took place at.


ditchdoc1306

Looks like it’s on the ground tbh


dhork

That dude gets so high