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MaybachMusic22

Somebody was in the Charlotte airport in between terminals D and E


Jimjom4

Guilty


TylerW_511

Justin Herbert o250 rushing yards tonight LOCK IT 🔒🔒🔒


GueroBorracho3

Rushing yards?


TylerW_511

Yes bad beat


Steveo44

When that -1500 ML hits ✅✅✅


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Chick3nParm

True scum bag behavior. However, if I were in that position it’d be pretty tempting to do some insider trading


Bryanmb

Anarchism is the one true way


MrOdinWednesday

we are fsociety


CharlieBatch16

ancaps btfo


blizzah

All of them are fucks. Red team, Blue team - doesn't matter Those who function as if their side is better in anyway are the smoothest of brains


omgasnake

they're all pieces of shit


CamNewtonsBurner

Just got into Auburn for the game and was walking around downtown and hear two 40ish year old Penn State fans say “these colleges down south, it stays warmer, so the chicks wear less clothes for more of the year, great place to people watch”


Dog1983

In their defense, I went to an Auburn game at 25 and had the same reaction. The SEC is just different


sfbruin

Devils advocate: northern girls have a limited window to show skin so they make the most of it


butter-knives

Also need to beef up for those cold walks to class


natidea

Only eaten a handfull of strawberrys at work time to drink beers until i’m full


iDidntReadOP

Starting up True Detective again


CondeleezaNice

Times a flat circle


throwawayjoeyboots

It will never cease to amaze how these sports radio callers can apparently be daily listeners and not understand when you finally get on the radio, you have 2 minutes max to make your point and have the conversation. The rambling and lack of self awareness is amazing.


CondeleezaNice

HOLD YOUR PHONE LIKE A PIZZA


Dog1983

Or to turn their radios off


newark05

And make that 2 minutes about 30 seconds max


Martin_Funkhouser

“Hi can you hear me?”


SuckaPunchSpliff

If you pay for a personal trainer at a 24/7 gym you shouldn’t be allowed to vote


Martin_Funkhouser

Explain


SuckaPunchSpliff

Waste of money and those trainers are just ppl who are in shape and use the internet.


brown_bomber05

I think they’re perfectly fine for people who don’t know anything and feel uncomfortable in a gym


DigDug45

just work out on your own


JudgeJuryJncos

why doesn't faceID work on the betmgm app? recently downloaded it after finally running out of money on DK and FD. it's by far the worst of the 3 apps.


RegularTypeDude13

Works for me App does suck but for whatever reason I keep winning on there and losing on FD/DK


JudgeJuryJncos

I don't know how you bet but so far with mgm I find they don't seem to have random boosts and promos so I just stick to one game at a time. Seems like the extra shit that FD and DK have is where my account slowly dwindles.


MoistFeces

Never understood it. There’s even the toggle to activate it.


edawg1235

1 800 GAMBLER


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I wouldn’t allow a guy to cut me off in traffic. When passing him I gave him the Motumbo finger wag and the guy lost his marbles! Gave me the double bird and started freaking out


terryduerod1

follow it up with the thumbs down?


butter-knives

Yeah thumbs down is the move every time. People don’t know how to respond 60% of the time every time.


terryduerod1

the look of confusion and then acceptance and then displaced anger is perfect - mutombo underrated too


butter-knives

For sure. Thumbs down makes the offending party actually reflect on how they’re being a dickhead


bigdumpinyourpants

I hate both teams but I'm pumped for this game


meditativepoopoo

The lady loves Italian food but has a gluten sensitivity. Cauliflower substitutes can suck my balls.


butter-knives

The Kirkland signature cauliflower crush pizza is low key good. Crispiest crust I’ve ever had in a frozen pie.


GainzBrueh

My gf was talking about making some cauliflower Parmesan and I couldn’t be more disgusted


BigTicket_J

Your lady can suck my balls


meditativepoopoo

Good luck getting her to (I’ve full-on begged)


freeMalik

I feel like I could go around Charlotte and ask people what the saddest thing that’s ever happened to them is and then get them to say that it also sucks that the hornets/panthers stink and it’d basically be the same documentary as Welcome to Wrexham


badgarok725

Sure but they wouldn’t be talking about a team several divisions below the NBA/NFL


Squirts_Faygojizzer

I'm watching the newest episode right now. Solid show


freeMalik

I just wish there was more about the club and team and less random people crying, just got through episode 4 though so it might get better


DigDug45

could be wrong, but i'm guessing there's much more history and tradition of the Wrexham Club then there is for the panthers


bustin_all_kinds

Wrexham doesn't have Sir Purr though


DigDug45

fuck, pretty good counterpoint


dannytrejostattoos

Just had to trim down my BVs maid of honor speech (you're welcome this weekend's audience) and she then said, and I quote, "I can ad lib if I'm feeling it." Like she's fucking Don Rickles.


WarthogFacedBuffoon

If my wife tried to ad lib a wedding speech I would respectfully get my jacket and leave the premises


dannytrejostattoos

I might even leave my jacket


projectpat555

She’s gonna ad lib and say something racist


drewthetatecatate

Be supportive


JudgeJuryJncos

do her a favor and write in some ad lib jokes right now


clubtwirl4thegirls

True love is the souls recognition of its counterpoint in one another


foxtrotnovember69420

Not cooking since I’m going on vacation tomorrow. What should I do for dinner


ZeeBlaa

Cookout if you’re on this side of the Mason-Dixon


Moose686

Chick fil a


nouseforasn

wings


DeskJockeyMailtime

Ass


Prestige_wrldwd

Food truck tacos


clubtwirl4thegirls

Shake shack


DigDug45

Woj seems like he's a huge dickhead and smug behind the scenes. What a worthless person who probably thinks he's the most important in media


natidea

Who was the political figure woj just responded to with “fuck you” guy seems like a fucking loser regardless of whatever his political beliefs are


CharlieBatch16

it was josh hawley. ill let that one slide.


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How is this different from literally any other sports journo


IKnowBreasts

This applies to all sports journalists


DigDug45

Most likely yes. But Woj acts like the nba wouldn't be able to function without him. guy sucks


DeskJockeyMailtime

Kinda like schefter


arturoalvarez79

All journalists


Eric997

Felt this way about Schefter for years


willbBassmaster

There’s no doubt


slapnoodle

Feel like I had a breakthrough moment at the range yesterday. Bowed the wrists slightly at the top of my backswing and was hitting my irons as pure as ever. Can’t wait to fall apart on the course this weekend giving it a go


JudgeJuryJncos

a good drill for learning that feeling is to take practice swings with your hands switched positions (so if you're a righty, right hand on top/left hand bottom). Don't actually hit a ball though or you could hurt your wrists.


Martin_Funkhouser

Yeah you’re never going to feel like you’re swinging the club like that ever again


nouseforasn

YouTube seems to be convinced what I really want to watch is Taylor Tomlinson clips


Greg-Oden

Katie stats is legitimately built like a linebacker. Wonder if Mack Brown ever gave her a look


Prestige_wrldwd

I think she’s more of a power forward


L8erG8erz

This sub used to be obsessed with her


arturoalvarez79

She showed like 2 pics of cleavage. That’s a lot for some guys in here


Jimjom4

I’m sure I’m a big dumb idiot but if I’m just traveling alone with a carry-on. Why wouldn’t I want to be last on the plane? My carry-on easily fits under a seat.


ah_12

Overhead bin space fills up so you have to check your bag. Best case you sit at baggage claim for half an hour bored out of your mind, worst case they lose it or some shit and you’re SOL.


JudgeJuryJncos

depending on your carryon you may have to check it at the gate if they run out of room. but yeah i always wait til i think about 75% of the plane has boarded before i get in line


Dog1983

People point to overhead space, which is a concern, but I think getting an extra half hour to not have to sit in the plane outweighs that


Prestige_wrldwd

It’s a question of wanting to sit at the terminal or at baggage claim with the caveat that your bag can get lost when you gate check. The time is probably equal


ah_12

Difference is at the terminal I’m waiting the same amount of time either way until my plane leaves. At baggage claim I could already be on my way home or wherever I’m going and instead I have to stand around waiting for my bag.


Prestige_wrldwd

Then getting on early to ensure overhead space makes the most sense


ah_12

Yep which is why I never board last. Only exception is if I’m flying one of the poor airlines where not everyone has a bag so I’m guaranteed to have overhead space.


Moose686

Morons in the back leave their shit in the overhead bins up front. So you have to then make your way to the back of the plane to get your shit before you get off.


LiiDo

I don’t fly often but I have never seen that happen. People typically always put their stuff in the bin above them on flights I’ve been on? Maybe I’ve just never noticed it happening


ApplepickingAmishman

No reason at all, done the same myself


clubtwirl4thegirls

I’ll say this about the mom in the new Netflix special “sins of our mother.” Would.


MoistFeces

Bailamos by Enrique Iglesias was playing at the grocery store. No idea what the fuck he’s saying half the time, but that song is an absolute banger.


GueroBorracho3

Quincinera. Positivo. Bailamos. (Wrong)


n0p342

Let’s dance, and the other Spanish part is I love you


johnnyc000

Did you never take Spanish in school? How can you not know what bailamos means?


MoistFeces

Nope. Took German.


StrikaNTX

zu Fuß zur Schule


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profsa

He should apply to Cincinnati


JudgeJuryJncos

a freshman dating a junior? uhhhh


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BigBoiDoinks

A 16 year old freshman?


arturoalvarez79

Sounds like he dominates freshmen football


IKnowBreasts

lotta questions


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IKnowBreasts

even more questions now


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ZeeBlaa

Is he slow?


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ZeeBlaa

I played paintball with a bunch of homeschooled kids once, them boys could shoot


projectpat555

He ever sleep with his teacher?


JudgeJuryJncos

a 16 year old freshman? uhhhh


TheColiny

Are they from the PNW or NE? Would make it even worse


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TheColiny

Damn. Although she could have gone to UNH and the relationship would probably still be over by thanksgiving


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natidea

UNH will in fact wreck their relationship because its so close it would be harder to pull of the mirage that she was even slightly interested. maybe SEC they can just fizzle out and it will crush him less


TheColiny

That they are not


ship_boat

As someone that was with their high school girlfriend at the same college for all 4 years just to break up a year into long-distance post-grad, tell him to rip the bandaid off when she leaves for college.


JudgeJuryJncos

i stayed with my gf for 2.5 years of college and that was awful. last 1.5 years was the best time of my life.


NPC_Stool

Actual human trafficking into the US = ok Fake human trafficking from Florida to Martha's Vineyard = jail


Prestige_wrldwd

Desantis going to jail?


newark05

They flew 50 ppl with no possessions who were just swimming in the Rio Grande with gators on a chartered plane to Martha’s Vineyard to receive a hero’s welcome from rich whites looking to show how accepting they are. They hit the illegal immigrant jackpot


NPC_Stool

You think they were served champagne on the flight? I do


sfbruin

Russillo is writing a screenplay about how the migrants helped the Vineyard High soccer team win state


Squirts_Faygojizzer

I would probably enjoy that movie a lot


arturoalvarez79

They’re from Venezuela so baseball more likely


soupysalad123

Did they take down the pickem pod? I may be a dummy


HoleShotRS

probably scrubbing Dave’s Les Miles joke


ImFiction

2 things are for certain about the new islanders on Martha's Vineyard : they wont be there come Monday, and the news wont report where they are shipped off to.


drthunderlovejr

They will end up in Florida, Georgia or Tennessee like all the others who get shipped in busses by Red State Govenors.


TheColiny

They’re gonna be on a one way ticket to montigo bay


SlimCharles_B-More

We were done talking about that shit hours ago


ImFiction

Yeah but my comment on it is more important than yours new guy


MikeTiricoItalian

I can’t believe I have to watch statue Joe this week


JudgeJuryJncos

i hope he throws 2 picks and gets sacked and fumbles in the first 3 drives. just give me mike white and make it obvious that zach will come back for week 3.


MikeTiricoItalian

0-6 as a jet 0-10 last 10 starts 3-17 In last 20 Im sure this week will be different


JudgeJuryJncos

i'm a big saleh guy but if i was at 100% for him this year i'm already at a 90 now. i was never above like 70 for lafleur and he's not doing himself any favors either. garret wilson needs to be targeted 20 times this week


Riderz__of_Brohan

Do the Seahawks have an actual succession plan in place like Allen in NO or Bowles in TB or did they just go "okay grandpa here's your rebuild" and then they plan to start over from scratch when Carroll retires


100_not_nickfoles

Aren’t they owned by the same people that own the trailblazers? That organization is in flux too


ncp12

Yeah, Paul Allen owned them until his death. His sister owns the team now but his will stated the teams should be sold and the proceeds given to charity, but his sister is dragging out that process as long as possible. Phil Knight wants to buy the Blazers but she probably won't sell until she's forced to, which could take years.


100_not_nickfoles

Phil knight owning the blazers would be huge


DiamondBigAl

Ya dead Paul Allen’s wife. She has to wait until March 2024 to unload them or they have to pay a bunch of money to the city of Seattle for paying for the stadium.


ah_12

???? I saw Paul Allen in London a week ago


DiamondBigAl

I don’t think Allen is the actual long term plan in New Orleans. I think he’s just a gap guy to keep some continuity before it’s time to rebuild.


jimmerbutly

So you guys get drunk for every drunk thread or is it just me?


SlimCharles_B-More

Every thread is a drunk thread if you aren't a lil bitch


jimmerbutly

Cruise control at a nice .12 BAC


SlimCharles_B-More

Perfect BAC to roll the windows down for some fresh air and blast some tunes on the drive home from the bar


100_not_nickfoles

Only rookies need a drunk thread


TheColiny

can’t post if you don’t at least have a drink in your hand, like a reverse breathalyzer


jimmerbutly

When I read a comment that is too coherent I call the fucking police


TheColiny

Report and block em all I say


Martin_Funkhouser

I’ve been pregaming for a bit now


JesusWasaSuper

I'm drunk for every thread brother


dirtybean

Well, it is the drunk thread so it’s a bit of a requirement


TakeErParise

It seems Ron DeSantis is trying to win the vote of 50 year old guys who share memes on Facebook and are no longer a part of their daughter’s life.


throwawayjoeyboots

“If you think Chuck and Nancy and the Demorats should lose their salary during the shutdown, like and share!”


johnnyc000

So like 70% of all men in Florida? Sounds like a good strategy.


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He should lose his upcoming election big time then I'm sure


ship_boat

That’s half the male population of Florida so pretty smart move


TakeErParise

Not knocking the move just making an observation


JesusWasaSuper

Is that your dad?


Martin_Funkhouser

58🔁 5❤️


sfbruin

Being a monarchist to own the libs


Prestige_wrldwd

I just instinctively put my hand between a yellow jacket and my dog. Love this little guy


Spida_DonovanM

Kyrie being anti-Semitic is not surprising


jgoodwin55

He converted to Islam right?


Spida_DonovanM

Kinda? He decided to mix Islam with Native American religious practices and some Buddhist stuff.


jgoodwin55

Goofy. I remember him saying in an interview that he couldn’t talk about basketball bc he was too focused on Gaza


MikePaisanTirico

wonder if hes friends with Desean Jackson


TheColiny

And Nick Cannon


deeznutzjokes

Kyrie somehow manages to go full woke and full based and redpilled simultaneously, it’s impressive.


Prestige_wrldwd

Seems like a lot of NBA players aren’t big fans of the chosens


nouseforasn

he do a Rothschild post or something, that would seem on brand


arturoalvarez79

What’d that dipshit say now?


Spida_DonovanM

“Alex Jones was right.” I am combining that with his thinly veiled previous comments on the media/society. Homie has some issues, chief of which is he’s dumb as shit


arturoalvarez79

Hahaha agreeing with the guy currently being sued for libel and slander is such a brain dead move I almost respect it


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JesusWasaSuper

The most successful people in the world spend their days in WhatsApp and discord chats