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Faunstein

She's just waiting to tell you about the day she's had!


escape_button

I love this. Mum, Dad, you will NOT believe what I had to endure today while you both worked from home! 😂


disqeau

UGH make it a double...*lap lap lap*


ThaneOfCawdorrr

"lap lap lap" LOL


hardcoredore

*Her is a good 'lil bar patron, isn't her?* 😍


G1Yang2001

"So mate which drink would ya like?" *"Meow"* "Ah, can't decide eh? Ah well, I'll just get you a selection and you can choose, that sound ok?" *"Meow"* "Perfect! Be right with you in one sec." *"Meow"*


escape_button

We liked to pretend she was the mean landlady who sat at the bar and ignored the customers.


SchnoodleDoodleDo

>*’pretend…*’ ____ I am the Cat - oh, WhAt a BORE ^:{ my humans playing ‘Pub’ once more they sit up at the breakfast bar, n share the drinks (how Lame they are…) n then they ChAt like they have ‘friends’ (except they Don’t - is just ‘pretends’…) n as they GiGgLe over beer, *I* just ‘pretend’ that *they’re* not here… ❤️ (edit: *Love this* u/escape_button)


1HappyIsland

That one is a little edgy Scnoodle dear. Love it!


BurmecianSoldierDan

Lmao I didn't even know a schnoodle could be rude!


escape_button

This is amazing 🤩


Miqotegirl

You got a schnoodle!!! ❤️❤️


SkySong13

I dunno why but this required a vague Russian accent to read.


PnutbatahSandwich

my man wrote a fucking poem over reddit while I cant finish mine for class


cy13erpunk

darkest Schnoodle ive ever seen XD


Aggie_Vague

I agree. That cat is 100% judging them. :D


Tyler-LR

Looks like she’d be an angry drunk lol


Pointerideas

“During lockdown, my peeps quit going to the pub, and just sat at the breakfast bar with a drink. I would pretend to join in, but really, I had to keep an eye on things so they didn’t get drunk and steal my catnip.”


Gomertaxi

Question from America: In the context of a pub, does the term landlady/landlord denote the actual owner of the pub, or just refer to the bartender?


escape_button

They could either be the owner or leasing it, but they are the person in charge of running it. They do also serve drinks, though.


Gomertaxi

Thank you!


Adventurous_Low_1518

"I don't like your face, you get nothing. "


_AlreadyTaken_

Leaves a dead mouse for a tip


viprus

I'll grab a Purroni... I'll see myself out.


BloodforKhorne

Probably wants a nice red wine, perhaps a meowlbec? Or a Cat-bernet Sauvignon?


silly_psyduck

Proceeds to systematically push each glass one by one off the counter


notqualitystreet

Aww


[deleted]

What a nice customer. Not a man of many words though.


idrinkkombucha

The most interesting cat in the world


alexisfoxxx

I don't always drink with hoomans but when I do..


VinSmeagol

…I prefer Purroni.


joremero

Perfect beer...


texican1911

Purrfect...


fezzikola

Also one of the more interesting toasters I've seen


Halogen12

Right?! Where do you get one in that color! I MUST HAVE THE PRECIOUS.


escape_button

You don’t want to know how much it cost 😅


theIBSdiaries

Or the matching kettle.


Dartmouthest

I want to know what the diagrams are on the peroni page


jeenyus79

This is basically Stepan the Cat's long lost twin.


Swimming-Ad-2382

Kitty looks cranky as heck. Love it! 😍


Mend35

Cause it's drinking fosters.


ManiacMidget54

Stepan? Is that you?


escape_button

I would love for the two of them to meet!


drix0r

She's definitely Stepan's long lost sister 🥰


SemenDemonRamenLemon

love you, Stepan


OutrageousBid699

Cat looks ready to glass you


escape_button

She usually looks at me that way tbh 😂


googlerex

Got served a fucking Fosters, understandable.


FuckTheMods5

lmao i remember the chaos the bar scene in that telltale fairy tale video game caused. Americans all chose the wrong thing because they've never heard of glassing before, and they were universally like 'WHY THE FUCK ARE WE FIGHTING NOW' lmao https://youtu.be/8os2LBgSCAs


Imnotamemberofreddit

I remember watching a Youtuber playing that game back when it came out and happily selecting “glass him” to buy the guy a drink, I always thought that saying was obvious and I’m not sure where the confusion comes from


giniobeast

Taxes on catnip these days are going through the roof Mike...


escape_button

Underrated comment 😂


overdownyonder

I love when animals lean on their elbow like that. Cats especially.


KeithMyArthe

You were forced to endure Fosters? I'm so sorry, I didn't realise how bad it was in other countries. It's made of possum wee, y'know.


MavisGrizzletits

Aussie here, too. Apparently Fosters in the UK is less shit than it is in Aust cos they make it differently.


TheIllusiveGuy

Fosters is barely even available in Australia.


Office_funny_guy

I heard that it was actually carlton draught with a fosters label, don't know if it's true or not


MavisGrizzletits

Yes, that story sounds very familiar.


fezzuk

Think it's to do with the water. It's still shit tho, but you can drink 8 pints and not fall over, so it's good for sitting in the pub all day I guess.


icecream_specialist

You'll be happy to know it's absolutely disgusting in the states


ThinkingOz

I think they mix in Drop Bear urine specifically for the American market.


xaanthar

I think most "international" beers you can buy are the crap that the locals don't want and just gets exported. If it wasn't made in your country, whatever country that is, it's not exactly the best that other country has to offer. We're keeping the good stuff. You guys can have the swill.


Time-Is-Entropy

Fosters in North America is made in North America. It’s basically just Coors in a different can. Same in Europe too it’s brewed by Heineken.


vorander

Found the Aussie


KeithMyArthe

There was a segment on How It's Made on how they get the possums to fill the cans.* ^* ^may ^contain ^traces ^of ^lie


MrBanana421

Eww, I don't want lies in my possum wee.


jgulliver75

Unlikely. Australians don’t drink fosters. More likely English.


Clatato

As an Australian I can confirm. I’ve never seen a fellow Australian drink Fosters. And I even worked at the brewery briefly, over 10 years ago 😄


googlerex

Aussie here. Only time I've ever drunk Fosters was one time when we were in the UK, just for the novelty of it. Terrible fucking beer.


_Acg45

You guys drink XXXX and VB instead..... You don't need another shite lager in your life!


LiveLongBasher

I knew a guy who drank it in the late 80's early 90's. He had a blonde mullet and his wife drank West Coast Coolers.


greeneighteen

The first beer I tasted was Fosters as a child in the 80s when we still had it here. The next time I tasted it was in Europe over two decades later. Can confirm it tasted like ass both times.


bradbull

Hello I am an Australian who has drank a few Foster's. Here too! Back when you could find it.


TortillaKillerFarts

I'm not sure why you're being downvoted. I always thought that even though Foster's is technically Australian, it isn't very popular in Australia.


MadnessEvolved

Fosters started here, sure. But it stopped being made here decades ago. Besides. If the beer is labelled as Export, we export it for a reason. It's too shit for us to drink ourselves.


TortillaKillerFarts

Yeah not surprised, didn't see it sold anywhere when I visited years ago. Think European Foster's is actually made by Heineken, it's just marketed as Australian beer


nrthrnbr

Last week I looked it up randomly. Fosters is marketed as the Aussie beer, but in fact, is brewed in England


TortillaKillerFarts

Yep. In Manchester by Heineken I believe!


Threadheads

I’ve never seen it on sale in Australia, even in bigger stores like BWS or Dan Murthy’s.


dazza_bo

I've only ever seen a Foster's in person once in my entire life. It was a crushed tinnie laying in the gutter on the street. I remember standing there staring at it so confused. How did that get there, why did anyone even have it, what was it doing in Australia? It was like as if I'd just stumbled across a road killed panda in a suburban Queensland street.


kiss_my_what

I worked at a a rissole in the '90s, we had Fozzies on tap there, along with Tooheys Old. Last time I've seen either beer sold in Australia. Edit: Looks like I need to get out to some pubs in NSW lol.


futtbuckicecreamery

Tooheys Old is pretty common in NSW.


The-Bear-Down-There

I drank it once, just because my dad did when I was growing up. Taste like XXXX, not worth the $6


WaityKaity

I worked in a pub & I’ve only ever heard people complain about it. I’ve never actually served any or had any before 🤷🏻‍♀️


WilliamMorris420

It used to he one of the four standard lagers that virtually every independent pub served (Fosters, Carling, Stella, Kronenburg, along with John Smiths Extra Smooth, Strongbow and Guiness).


KombatBunn1

One over here too. That crap tastes like dirty dish water. Get a real beer! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


fuzznuggetsFTW

I don’t know how different the fosters in the US is from Australia but I can say that the American fosters is also very shit.


ittimjones

AND Peroni! Fake Australian beer and fake Italian beer!


Pakistani_in_MURICA

For those who haven't seen this masterpiece and entire tour: https://youtu.be/L94M4xQcPYk


amkdragonfly2513

Sometimes the regulars are the best part of the local bar experience. 🥰


mrflibbles

You’re brave posting a picture of a can of fosters, you get the alcohol police telling you what you are and aren’t allowed to drink.


escape_button

Lol I’m pretty used to getting made fun of over the fact I like crap beer. On the bright side, no one ever steals my drinks from the fridge at a party! And I would obvs never subject the cat to, her tastebuds are much more refined.


VoxelVTOL

It's basically impossible to finish a can of fosters at a party without "yOu kNOw tHEy DoN'T AcTUallY dRinK tHaT iN AustrALiA?!?!" Yeah I'm drinking cheap piss leave me alone


snave_

We don't need to judge them. The cat already has.


[deleted]

11/10 would go to this bar


SuperFrog4

It looks like your cat has some intense conversations


readsalotkitten

Why so serious 😅😂


bigcarrot01

your husband looks like a cat


psychotica1

That cat looks like the older, wiser bartender that has seen some shit.


ASK_IF_IM_PENGUIN

He reminds me of Cliff from *Cheers*.


BigGaeFurry

A very distinguished man if I say so myself


trailer8k

![gif](giphy|8vQSQ3cNXuDGo|downsized) lol


unsupported

10/10 would drink with cat


iusedtohavepowers

God damn it I hate this pub. -the cat


DrPeppz10

Looks like he would start ranting about how these corrupt politicians are destroying the country


curiousjack6

Ah... Pernoni, the PBR of the Old Country.


bavbarian

So which drink is the cat's?


dug99

Want to tell you a story About the house-cat blues


SurlyTroll17

I come home one Friday. Had to tell the landlady I done lost my cat toy


BenjaminHamnett

Fosters sells beer? I thought they just made commercials. Hopefully cats like it


escape_button

Happy cake day, fellow cake dayer!


50ShadesOfGreyHair

I remember growing up in the US as a kid seeing those commercials for Fosters. Australian for beer. Finally as an adult I tried it and the child in me smiled because I actually liked it. Good memories. 👍


davidmcdavidsonson

Did ya see that ludicrous display last night?


theIBSdiaries

She does love the Fursters.


1968Bladerunner

Am sure puddytat would prefer an Advocaat, Pawstar Martini, or Meowgarita.


simpn_aint_easy

pic 3/3: You see Gloria thats when I told Vincent that he can pick up his shit from the front lawn!


IngoDearS

So, is it a foster cat?... I'll show myself out


DasBeav

Is your cat related to Stepan by chance? https://www.cnet.com/culture/internet/stepan-the-internet-famous-cat-escapes-ukraine-and-finds-safety/


escape_button

She is not but she is also Ukrainian! 🇺🇦


DasBeav

Awesome!


0biwanCannoli

Tell us you’re not in Australia without telling us.


PebbleLizard

The slight scowl just sells it! Like the grumpy dude waiting to call someone a tosser.


yuukiasunamvp

Such a cute floof!


_AlreadyTaken_

I would love a pub with a pub cat that would join you when you were alone.


SectorIsNotClear

look what the cat dragged in


[deleted]

He's this close to telling you which part of town to avoid


escape_button

😂😂


Trainmodeler8888

He looks so angry that you guys are still there lmao


blackbutterfree

"So, uh... You got any catnip on you?"


shadowgattler

"What do you *I'm* paying the tab!?"


Banryuken

“You know, we have to have a discussion about the litter box…”


TheRenOtaku

“You think you got problems, lemme tell ya about my roommates.”


IHaveFavorites

Looks like he enjoys the Purroni!


mseuro

Purroni


TinyWifeKiki

You’re the reason your cat drinks now.


OneLostOstrich

He needs a Purroni.


Quizzsicle

Lol " ya know, this place just isn't what it used to be.. What happened to the live bands.. Where's open mic night..". ; )


Pettyandslutty

Absolutely looks like a salty patron or owner!


Lonely_Reflection895

“come here often, meow?”


Batman_MD

Looks like someone was rolling up some cat nip too. Smart cat


Moe-the-seagull

Well, to be fair, Foster's does taste like it's already been through a cat.


Guava7

*Horrified Australian*: Why on *Earth* are you drinking THAT??!!!


sandra_nz

Your cat has Resting Betty Face.


Max-Carnage1927

"How you doin'?"


Expensive-Track4002

Oh by the way. I forgot my wallet. I’ll pay next time.


CarterCage

He doesn’t like your choices… lol


Rainyx420

Omg for some reason I thought that black thing behind the cup was about 10 plastic straws in your Drink and I was like wow that’s something I haven’t seen before😂😂


escape_button

Hahaha that’s the radiator but now that you point it out, I can’t I see the straws!


GimmeLoan

Cats are likw their owners I swear 😂 My cat used to sit like me all the time ahah


Greenmind76

He’s either getting ready to give you some legit advice or knock the beer over.


st_j

Fosters lol


Chardradio

I love how pissed it always looks haha


wee-crabbit-wumman

Oh I could go a wee cheeky fosters just now. Kitty has good taste


Frag2k4

Cat seems like a surly drunk, or maybe not a fan of Fosters, Peroni and red wine.


Technical_Instance_2

This is so adorable!


Brittamas

That's a salty bar patron right there


Dutchie420x

I hate to break it to you, but I don't think he enjoyed it. Looks like he's deeply judging you and your husband.


escape_button

She does that all the time though, it’s her default response to us.


[deleted]

This is so cute. He's such a cute kitty, bet he was great company. :)


Gamesman001

"How's life going cat?" Cat "Life was great till someone cut my balls off!"


freek4ever

Have you insulted him or what Love the pose


Sharkie_ox

Your cat seemed like he had some strong opinions to share


InnerOuterTrueSelf

Druncat!


joylene024

Awwww


g_manitie

Doesn't look like it lol


Titania_dy

So cute!!


bathroomkiller

She looks like she's getting progressively angrier as the photos move along.


escape_button

These were all different nights but I like to think she just progressed onto the harder stuff as the evening wore on.


thatdrmaz

More of this,


notorious_kip

![gif](giphy|3o6ZtnkECpbr3HSYpy)


50FootElvis

He looks like you started talking politics again.


student_loan_ginnie

Purroni


IcyCompetition7477

How does a cat have such a cool bar lean…. He looks so awesome.


thehermit14

"GET Out Of MY Pub!!"


Xyneron

"Can we talk about the situation that is, why am I still not getting any treats since 5 mins ?" - Cat, probably.


ffffrozen

Your cat looks like my cat! https://i.imgur.com/l8ZzOFR.jpg


escape_button

Beautiful!


MattchuPicchu88

What a purr-fect drinking buddy


tentacleyarn

I love him and want to smooch the top of his head 😍


Matir

I love the way she leans on the counter, it's so cute!


Antique_Piece5037

Loving that face


qsaramateaskira

Fosters. Rather eat a hairball.


Arcade1980

Cat: kittens today don’t know how easy they have it.


Sol_Synth

Surly clientele.


zed42

your bartender is displeased with your tips :)


Pretend-Tree844

**I LOVE this SOOOO much!!!!!!! Thank you for sharing it!** ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


Ok-Employer-6315

And now Kitty has a drinking problem!


skibunny1010

This is so cute 😩😩😩


valentin970

Quality content


[deleted]

At the last picture, he's like "stop taking pictures of me, Linda.". Love it!


WakandaZad

Animal cruelty


makemyday2020

That is one cool cat!


walkwalkwalkwalk

Gotta love the Poundland filters


escape_button

Ah, a fellow Poundland connoisseur!


mattshow

That cat has strong pinions on the Tories and he will share them with you whether you want to hear them or not.


Guilty-Mirror-8071

So, one of you likes good beer (Peroni), and the other doesn't mind drinking piss? Am I right in this assumption? I like your cat BTW.


jaccerz83

Why in the fuck would you sit with a fosters????