When you drove into a strange area and a fight started 🙈😳😅
By - dariashinex
She’s trying to inquire where his daughter is currently located, while also calling him a bastard
Is that Italian??
Very angry Italian.
That’s just Italian 🤌🏽
They got Italian sign language emojis now? Crazy world.
Right, where's the Mexican Chancla emoji?
[For those not familiar with the power of La Chancla](https://youtu.be/PSicdnahJ7o)
Every Latin country you mean lol
OMG. I think the "Chancla" is used as an educational tool in most warmer countries. I have seen a "chancla" being used in the south of Italy, not sure about the north.
Brown box for xiaomi :/
You can get her to stop yelling by holding her hands down. For some reason italian vocal cords are attached to their arms.
Everyone calms down when you hold their arms
Except for those who bite following arm restraint. Source me.
Bad touch! Do not want!
But Italians for whatever reason use their whole upper body to talk to eachother.
Source: thanksgiving with the italian side of the family
Gesture translation for the interested: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2vurah
WoW, those are some good looking guys.
But then you’d have to get within wooden spoon range.
Very angry southern italian (which is even angrier)
Last time Italy and Germany teamed up it didn't end well
This is why doggo is so concerned
To be fair more than just Italy and Germany participated Afghanistan, but your right I think most people can agree that didnt go great
Thank you! Was looking for this info.
I distinctly heard the word "motherfucker".
And calling her a bitch
This is one of the top five greatest videos of all time. 🤣
[It appears the audio is fake, taken from this video.](https://youtu.be/PvsRQtcABfw) If you turn the volume up you can hear it was recorded when it was windy, which fits with the cat on the balcony.
Or, maybe the woman's shouting was so loud it was captured in two videos taken at the same time, but the animals were in two different time zones - one during daylight and the other at night. In which case, we may never know how many animals were traumatised by this one event.
Fakeception as I remember that cat video also being fake and the audio was again added afterwards!
Somewhere in Italy there is Pet-Zero.
🤣 I love how this guy was astute enough to figure out the dog video was fake but automatically assumes the cat video is real
This is a beautiful analysis
A little more colorful than that actually lol
Isn't the audio from [this](https://youtu.be/PvsRQtcABfw) ?
Or is that audio fake too?
Now I'm curious, why the dog from OP's video is tripping
Dogs will often react like this to howling coyotes or wolves.
*I didn’t turn on the audio, and naturally assumed he heard howling.
I mean, the audio is fake, so there's a possibility that you are right.
Or like mine, the sight of a cat
this guy memes
259 views on this video you are a magician
I remember that video, so I suspect the one linked here is not the original. It would be weird if at least 2 of the 259 viewers were present in this thread.
Now I'm picturing this argument that was just coincidentally overheard by a bunch of animals that were all captured on cellphone videos.
In timezones all around the world given it’s both day and night
I thought so too!
Or are they both somehow taking place at the same time???
Nah that's unlikely, you can hear the wind in the audio so I'm pretty sure it was added to the dog's video since it's filmed in a car I doubt it would pick a wind sound like that from inside a car.
Plus one is a cat and another is a dog.
A local folk song. Commonly sung angrily with feeling.
Dog video happens during the night, and other one in the daylight.
We must know!
My inner voice: I am in danger!
That is the most confused expression I've ever seen on an animal.
It's the most *human* expression I have ever seen too.
I think it’s bc u can see the white part in the eyes.
You can see the dog raising its eyebrows which rounds out/makes more of the eye visible.
And that's why people think cats don't have feelings. They just lack the muscle needed to raise their eyebrows.
Now people, go and reconsider your life.
That's the biggest part. Very few animals have eye whites and it makes them seem more familiar to us.
I’ve read a few times here in comments that dogs have “evolved” to have expressions and mannerisms that are just like ours. I think about it every time I see some shit like this, it seems pretty accurate.
There's a lot of humans not capable of those expressions even.
It's really sad you can see people who have eyes like cows, and see cows with alive eyes like you'd expect from people.
Edit, answer some
Work with animals, you don't think they're smarter than a person.
Work with people, you anticipate intelligence and work from there.
Do both and you'll see something. Also the dead eyes of junkies is accurate. Intelligence being intelligible from activity in the eyes may or may not be accurate, that's what I'm most interested in.
I just heard a podcast that retold a folk tale about a time when people couldn’t tell cows from people.
That sounds interesting, do you remember the name by any chance?
[Here is a link to it.](https://www.mythpodcast.com/15024/235-korean-folklore-ghost-story/)
I’m also very interested
Sounds like something I’d like to hear if you can share the podcast.
R U OK
nah im pretty fuckin far from ok
...... what now?
I'm going to prepare too much pasta. I know it's too much. It always is. But maybe this time I won't make too much. But I will. And I will eat until I feel shame
Ever tried pouring your uncooked pasta into the bowl you're gonna eat it from first before pouring into the pot of water?
Use to always cook way too much penne prior to implementing this.
Yeah, I fill the bowl to the top, but it still overflows after cooking. It’s like it gets bigger or something.
What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' @&$$?£, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.
I meant what now between you and me
Oh that what now….
Part gets me is Marsalis doesn’t know Butch has killed Vincent and I wanna know what he thought about that.
You lost all your LA privileges, Mr Jkoechling.
Catch you on the flip side
I’m hi so this comment made perfect sense. Love it!
Its because you see so much of the whites of his eyes, something you don't typically see in most animals
Dogs and cats always look hilarious when they side-eye and you can see the whites of their eyes. It's so unexpected.
From the site:
> A dog exhibiting whale eye is usually expressing anxiety and discomfort with the current situation. This dog is stressed and possibly even fearful.
It’s almost like they understand how awkward the whole thing is
Even going beyond that, it seems to ME like the dog is intentionally TRYING to make an over-the-top face in order to non-verbally communicate a big old “Yiiiiikes, riiiight?” to their human!
Also, "Let's get outta here!"
Don't know if it's intentional, but I totally read that in Shaggy's voice
It’s called anxiety
If you've ever heard of dogs doing "whale eye" but weren't sure what it looks like then this gif is a great example.
Poor boy having 'nam flashbacks...
Not just confusion but also concern.
When you're at your friends house and their mom is yelling at them in the other room.
I went on a foreign exchange trip to Germany when I was 16. My exchange student was also 16. I got to live through the surreal experience of watching 2 Fast 2 Furious in German while listening to him argue with his mom in the next room.
I’d like to introduce you to an Australian Cattle Dog, aka red Heeler.
Yep. I had one growing up and they have very expressive faces with sometimes human-like eyes and are very in-tune with the emotions around them.
Yes!! We were just talking about it this morning! Our blue heeler has the most human expressions/eyes I have ever seen on a dog. And super emotionally in tune.
Ha! I have a blue heeler and she's exactly as concerned. very, very concerned.
That dog is thinking "okay, we should be scared right?"
But the human isn't scared, so the dogs just like 😐
Perfect metaphor for life on earth right now.
He probably remember his time at ‘Nam
"No I didn't take anything. Why do you ask?"
doggo: bro I can see the air
Its best answer🤣
Welcome to my hood doggie
Dog: Uh-oh. I knew she was gonna be mad. She- she’s really mad. Fuck. She’s coming this way!
Lock the doors, LOCK THE DOORS!!
Thanks…….those eyes just made my day.
He’s just that shifty eyed dog from Homer Simpson’s movie with Mel Gibson
Dog's eyes looks like the side glance meme.
I need this shit as a reaction gif YESTERDAY
I bet someone broke the spaghetti in the middle
Wait... I do that all the time, you're saying that's not the right way?
It's like sacrilege to Italians.
I break mine because I don't want to twirl my fork that many times. Too much work.
It's really simple: If they were supposed to be half the length, they would be sold half the length.
My wife: that looks like someone is trapped in a dog.
Haha. Mfw I wake up and am Dog
Omg that could be a meme! That dogs reactions are great!
Me sitting in the back seat of the car in the Applebee's parking lot while my drunk parents publicly argue over who has to take me in the divorce.
R u ok
It IS a meme. This is not the original audio for this video. Works perfectly tho lol
I don’t know where the OG came from. Assuming tiktok
When you eat the last oreo, your dad takes the blame, your mom loses her shit, and you feel like this is the start of the divorce.
If eating the last oreo starts a big fight, divorce might be a good idea lol
Yeah, I don't think that's "the start of the divorce", I think that's what you'd call "the last straw".
"the last oreo", even
Dad starts packing his stuff; mom cranks Judas Priest
What language is that? It's fucking terrifying.
Italian! It can be scary, I’ll give you that.
Italian is so interesting. I grew up in Naples and the language just sounds wrong if it’s not spoken at some emotional extreme. It HAS to be yelled or whispered passionately/discretely. Anything in between feels off lol
How is it even recognizable as Italian? The video doesn't show the speaker's hands.
To be fair, extreme south tends to be strong in its dialect, which has partly different roots from actual Italian.
An Italian not used to southern dialects might more easily understand Spanish than Naples dialect for instance.
I assume any language spoken by an angry histerical person would sound terrifying.
Poor Pup. So scared ! Definitely need to take him home and give many snuggles and snacks.
I wanna hug the pup so bad 😭
I hope OP updates us after the cuddles and snacks!!!
That’s the best thing I’ve seen in a very long time. That pupper is absolutely precious. Thank you for that!
That's me about five minutes after taking a second dose because "this acid is weak"...
Ah yes the mistake we all make
With edibles almost everybody has a horror story like this lol never with acid for me, but almost everybody I know has the story "Well I didn't feel anything after 15 minutes so I ate a couple more brownies and then..."
Cue 7 hours of being so high you wonder if its just gonna be that way forever
Hopefully we wise up and learn to wait a smidge longer but yeah...I'm guessing we've all jumped the gun once or twice and regretted it...
What do you mean your high I don't even feel it in my lower back yet ! I used to say charge me 10 for a double but you could charge me another 50 to get it to stop .
...THEEEEERE IT GOES
That funny feeling...
Had to double check what subreddit i was on 😂
Sorry, I hope I didn't stray to far from the vibe of the sub. I just legit recognized the energy doggo was putting off....
Dog Uber driver regretting life choices.
"You cannot quick-save while enemies are nearby".
*The dog*: "Wait, this chick speaks Italian?!"
Relax dog, she’s just speaking normal Italian.
That is a pretty tame italian conversation for sure. I stayed at a hotel in Italy and I thought the owner was pissed at her cleaning person because she was following her around yelling at her. But then I saw them just constantly yell at each other throughout the week and it turned out they were sisters. It’s just how they talked to each other.
Ha, the owner of my business is Korean; everytime he talks to his wife it's like ww3 just kicked off.
Edit: it was mutual
Andiamo fratello, non Mastroianni tutti i funyuns.
Owner: We should go Brocko …
Brocko: Yeah…definitely…in like…a second though…
That look when you are at a friend’s house and they go to ask their parents you if you can sleep over and they get into a huge argument about you while you’re standing right next to them.
I'm assuming this is in Italy. So following this logic, Italians have really expressive hand gestures, so maybe Italian dogs have really expressive faces since they don't have hands.
Hes thinking:,, damn Giuseppe realy fucked up this Time".
When you like gangsta rap so you decide to check out the hood.
Classic cattle dog behavior
The other day I went out to get the mail and my neighbors across the street were arguing in the garage with the door open. This was my exact face
Anyone know what the Italian lady is saying?
She's saying "your bastard daughter" and something related to it but it's hard to understand without context or without any hand gestures to translate
Your comment offends me, but I'm having a hard time expressing that fact without being able to gesture at you wildly.
So many emojis in these comments so here’s a relevant one 🤌
Leave me, bastard of state. And stop it. And (*talks about, maybe, this word It's not clear*) that slutty daughter of yours in the government. That bastard daughter \*not clear\*
What is a bastard of state? A bastard of high standing? Like a chief of state, but without parents?
And this high-ranking bastard has a slutty daughter in the government?!
This sounds like some high-level political intrigue. No wonder the dog is nervous. If they see him, he might get the clamps or something so he won't squeal.
This is exactly how I look when I hear someone yelling like that.
Doggo be like
Hmm... like my meditating sessions..
>2021 hearing 2022 coming in a few months
This is how I feel when my family fights
Why is OP's replies being downvoted? I'm so confused.
Looking at a couple, I'm guessing because emojis.
Look at the post history. It is a karma farming bot reposting and responding to comments with a formula
so, who's a bastard son(?) and what did they do?
Scooby Doo sure looks anxious.
I am sticking with him! Hope everyone, meaning the dog, was ok
This doggo need to be a meme STAT! Thanks for sharing such a cutie!
*u hearing this shit dave*
Dogs thinking if he should lock the doors.
His expression gives away what he’s thinking: BITCHES BE CRAZY!
I made a gif: