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Taylor_made2

When your neighbour blows his leaves onto your lawn, so you rake them back onto his lawn. Repeat until one of you dies.


Kreature_of_habit

This is too relatable, I just blew a bunch of leaves back into my neighbors yard..


piberryboy

Obviously a matter of pride, right? Who does he think he is? Energy well spent.


watremelons

Hahahahahaha this comment made my day! Thank you kind stranger!


boredrandomguy

I have this problem. The neighbors have trees and I don't and yet all of their leaves end up in my driveway and yard.


damatovg7

Which one of you is dead?


zaxmaximum

My neighbor does this, joke's on him though, my lawn guy doesn't give a fuck.


sharkyjam

Sounds like the joke’s on you though. You’re paying the lawn guy to get rid of your neighbor’s leaves.


TicTacTime

The stronk wind I ordered yesterday did this for me though!


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Trick is to mow the grass very short.


simplyorangeandblue

It drives me mad when my neighbor does that. He will go as far as blow leaves up and over the fence into my lawn.


ArenSteele

I just did this with snow! Except my neighbour has a plow coming later to do his driveway, so he told me to dump it on his side and let the plow take it away. He’s a good neighbour!


jclough59

And like a good neighbor...is State Farm there?


bustedbuddha

Remember that time Rand Paul got his ass kicked for putting his clippings on his neighbor's yard?


Blitz6969

My neighbor has lived in his house for 3 years. That guys has never raked his leaves. My property doesn’t have any trees on it, so naturally they all blow into my yard whenever there is a strong wind. Bastard.


NotAlwaysGifs

Have you tried talking to him about it?


ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Should really leave the issue alone.


otato1

This might be the pettiest battle I've ever seen and I'm here for it.


BrasidasBros

Have you seen this bus window dispute? https://youtu.be/OQqeTEYBFfM


Kjmooney

Do we have a sub for these kind of disputes?


[deleted]

/r/PettyDisagreements edit: nope. it's not what i was hoping for. i am let down.


Theseus_is_a_dick

What baffles me most is that at about the 40 second mark he grabs the window sill thus stopping her from closing the window. It seems to work, he's won, but then he just stops doing that and they continue on for 2 minutes.


Frankiepals

It’s no longer fun at that point. They were both enjoying the act of the dispute without directly confronting each other.


colonel-o-popcorn

I know right? I can understand letting go the first time, he thought she gave up or something, but why not just do it a second time and leave his hand there? Insanity.


Cloaked42m

That is indeed extremely petty.


Chefjay17

Goddamn it Daily Mail.. they really can't help but put there shitty description text when it clearly doesn't need or add any info to the video. They're just content rip offs


Ya_b00b

It's one of my top three favorite disputes ever!!!


Pyrepenol

I’d like to imagine that they both missed their stop over this


zUltimateRedditor

Omg!!! The silence is what gets me! That was so intense, I couldn’t stop laughing. If this isn’t passive aggressive, I don’t know what is.


wintermute2391

How do you stay silent this long?


Villagepanda777

They are both Sel fish


igotlottaquestions

hhahaha this is a good one


deesfun12

They do this only if they can see each other is close to their own territory. Some times if you put a large rock between them it will stop.


thinkthingsareover

It did feel like a neighborly dispute.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

I think I saw one where a clownfish came in (thinking the sand was food or something) and they stopped, maybe a friendly neighboroni would fix the situation


evanc1411

Clown fish probably told a damn good joke


Ccracked

With fronds like these, who needs anemones?


Em_Haze

All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they... I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I... There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber... With fronds like these, who needs anemones?


generalgraffiti

Perfection! Hahahahaha!


nosepickinnutjob

For a clown fish, he's not that funny.


MomoBawk

Shhh its ok take your time, there is no one where that can heckle you, for now


bendy_snoot

Haha I laughed out loud


Randomthought5678

So maybe a Flouanders?


Squishygosplat

but then you need to add statues and 4 pronged hair brushes.


adfdub

Isn't it just "flounder"?


Randomthought5678

I was trying to be punny by mixing flounder with everybody's favorite friendly neighbor Flanders. Hence Flouanders.


adfdub

Oh sorry I didn't see the person's post you were responding to. Makes sense now lol


bumbeebutts

Upvote for neighboroni. 👏


Lostpurplepen

Clownfish could throw fake water on them á la Harlem Globetrotters, they’d all chuckle, then plop on the couch at Bud’s house to watch the game together.


duckduckchook

I love how they wait their turn though. Only when the other guy is done spitting sand does the next respond. This is more civilised than most human arguments I've witnessed. Heck it's more civilised than the Presidential debate was. Edit: spelling autoC


thinkthingsareover

Right? It's like they have rules of engagement, for telling each other off.


Luperca4

It’s like how armies used to fight during the early days of guns!


PhasmaFelis

Like that video where two dogs bark and snarl ferociously as long as there's a fence between them, then when the gate is opened they both look away and pretend nothing happened. Macho posturing is all well and good, but if we get close we might have to actually *fight,* and no one wants that!


plopsaland

Wasn't that because dogs usually bark out of frustration with the fence or something?


BurningStandards

Sometimes, yes. It's called barrier frustration.


Fishman23

Pretty much any road rage incident.


pgm123

Turn-based combat.


duckduckchook

Yeah I had images of this bizarre slapping contest I once saw, where they would each take turns to slap each other really hard in the face.


[deleted]

Trainer: “Weirdsandfish! Use Sand Attack!” Weirdsandfish: “Weirdsandfish!” *It’s not very effective...”


DashSatan

Stop dumping your leaves on my lawn, Dave!


IceColdBruschi

Good fences make good neighbors


DoneScutch

Robert Frost exam flash backs


leshake

According to my family building a fence can irreparably piss off your neighbor.


Kirikomori

I had a neighbor whose fence was leaning over and had massive holes which let his dog through. He didn't see a problem with it. Complained when we wanted him to pay 50% of the cost of a basic fence, which is legally enforced by law. So yes building a fence can make your neighbor hate you. Same neighbor used to rev his motorbike at 7am for 1 hour every weekend and then stop without driving anywhere. The reason: my dad works night shift and he complained about the noise.


Hookherbackup

I’ve almost always had shitty neighbors like this. First one let their kids climb and play on our brand new fence. Next ones would rev the engine constantly. Next ones threw their empty beer bottles over fence into our yard. Aaaaahh life in the south...


drouth1582

That's when you put tacks in front of their drive way


abnsss

that's a happy fence! thatz a grumpy fence


noglorynoguts

Yes but if you put a rock between them they will swim circles around. One fish will be like “ Good luck trying to catch me sand sniffer” and the other fish will be like “You’re dead meat! Mom can’t save you she’s not home!”


John3190

sand sniffer


babsa90

What kind of fish are these? I could honestly watch this shit all day


Marco_jeez

Goby fish, I believe. They require a saltwater setup.


ProcrastibationKing

They look like some sort of Goby, perhaps a saltwater one.


Applejuicewhopper

Jawfish, not a goby.


PARZIVAL_1331

This dude is right👆👆👆


A2B9SPlus

I do believe they are Goby. I’ve heard they are saltwater fish.


JollyNeighborhood411

can this marriage be saved? Next on channel 6


thinkthingsareover

r/divorcedfish


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matiics

I love when the comments enhance the post 😂


BornUnderADownvote

Thanks for answering the question honestly! I’d hate to see my fish fight like that.


deesfun12

No problem you may have to experiment with rocks , fake plants or any thing that takes their little minds off their neighbor. They look very healthy and that’s a great sign of water quality and care.


Guyoutsideyourdoor

Mine blow across the street and the neighbor just mows them over.


Lostpurplepen

What if you put a double sided mirror between them?


Bluecif

I uhhh didn't see this was a new thread..and kept reading from people saying they did this with their neighbors and leaves...I was too confused for more than I would like to admit.


deesfun12

It’s ok I don’t even know what we are talking about any more. The fish are funny.


simonkhtse

Large rock makes good neighbors.


atticus185

The one on the left isn't even cleaning his burrow out he's just casually grabbing sand from the top


ScoobyDeezy

Left Fish is acting purely out of spite. Don't ever change, Left Fish.


plushtoys_everywhere

This is how aliens look at us


this_will_go_poorly

This is how I look at us


ngpropman

/u/this_will_go_poorly is super sus right now. Vote them. If its not them then vote me next.


DrPaleontologus

Nah, they was with me in eletrical. You are pretty sus ngl


this_will_go_poorly

Got me


Dunnyredd

I spit sand in your general direction!


UWCG

“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”


sinkisomething

r/unexpectedmontypython edit: error


ZugTheCaveman

From hell's heart I swim at thee; For hate's sake I spit my last sand at thee.


poppywashhogcock

The Haddocks and the McKois


preaching-to-pervert

I love this way too much.


LilithFaery

Fish 1: Eat dirt! *Spits* Fish 2: Oh yeah?? Look at me! *Proceeds to eat dirt* No u *Spits* Fish 1: Oh yeah?! *Eats dirt*


SuzumebachiMk3

"And this used to be such a nice neighborhood..."


savagejames1369420

I don’t see a problem just two fish consensually spitting sand in each other’s faces.


Shut_It_Donny

r/thatsmykink


HugeHans

Oh yeah. Make it especially dry!


SrsB

you used the c-word and now you made it sexy. bad, bad james.


bobharv

Glad to see us humans have managed to keep the same level of intellect and conflict resolution tactics as fishes through hundreds of millions of years of evolution. Truly, what a prowess


ban_ana__

I was just thinking this is basically our entire political system right now. 🙄


Mindless_Road

Probably siblings.


TheGothPotato

We need more cute fishies in this sub


rainbowwsprinkles12

This is a visual representation of my previous relationship


DarshilGoel

Filling each others' holes?


rainbowwsprinkles12

I wish


[deleted]

this is gold


Jbirdx90

“Fuck you”. “No, you know what...Fuck you!” “No fuck you” “Fuck you”


[deleted]

Maybe this is a sport. Sandball


MatsuoManh

Proof that ocean floor dweling fish like creatures played a big role in human evolution.


senior_cornhole

Like a stand off at 3am in front of a bar


Captain_Pleasure

Someone needs to add the "bloody fuck you bloody, no bloody fuck you" audio to this masterpiece.


blerdawakened

But only if it’s in Aussie Man’s voice!! 🤣


DeShanz

He's actually already done a video on these fish before. Couldn't find it with my 10 second Google attempt, but it definitely exists.


AsgardianLibrarian

It's so petty, I love it


ImpactBilby

What kind of fish are these, and what is this behavior exactly? My mom has cichlids, and they love to rearrange their substrate with their mouths. But I don't think these are a cichlid species?


Oclure

I believe they are brown fined goby, I had a reef aquarium with one in it about a decade or so ago. They burrow under the sand and can sift the sand through their gills to get food scraps if they wish. Ours claimed the underside of a coral rock as his, burrowed himself a home and kept largely to himself. Then again he didn't have a neighboring goby set up camp 6 inches away like this one.


ImpactBilby

Ooh, that's cool actually. Thanks for the info.


CookieMonsterFarts

Some variety of goby.


Nevaen

I'm sorry to hear your mom has cichlids, I hope she gets better soon. Stay strong!


squarepusher6

I believe they are a type of jawfish but not 100%


sunwoo-yang

It's a fish.


hurricane_red_

"FUCK YOU" "NO FUCK YOU"


slytherintomymind

All I keep hearing is in my head is " I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!" “I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries…”


Kodokai

That is.. Amazing af. I could watch them do that shit for hours. 😂


MsVee69

Like a good neighbor, stay over there. 😂🤣


qballLobk

Are they playing or is this a real turf war?


ur-kinda-sus

Man this is intense I need to get my popcorn


PepoNoHands

I can feel the disrespect


Flutter_bat_16_

"I SPIT ON YOU!"


Ohl206

this is what its like to live in America


TJWinstonQuinzel

Legends say they still doing it


Shpudem

The US presidential election in real time.


nylady914

Somehow this feels like a carbon-copy of 2020. Will it ever end?


LotusRatio

I have hope even though I lack faith that it will eventually get better, lol


DuzAny1gaf

"He did it first...!"


alamenamenamname

World War Sand


[deleted]

Have you tried putting a small mirror or two in the tank? The appearance of other fish might confound them into a peace agreement.


TheDudeSr

I watched this and imagined they were both saying, " oooh yeeeah? Take THAT you sumbitch!".


[deleted]

This would be the only true reason to get into saltwater aquariums.


Kehiewfox

“Do you bite your thumb at me?!?!” “Yes I bite my thumb at thee!” Classic squabble


LakeOntario1

I like to think that the fishes’ lairs are really a connected U-shaped tunnel, and they don’t realize it. Thanks for the chuckle!


ladyships-a-legend

Foooo . . . “Of no, you didn’t just do that!” Foooo . . . Wtf? You didn’t?! Foooo . . . Take that! Foooo . . . I can’t believe you would do that ( hang on a sec ) Foooo. . . Ugh! You can’t do that to me! Foooo . . . . ( etc etc etc. )


masquepoha

When 2 Karens live near each other


[deleted]

I like to call this a classic battle of "Fuck you!", "Nah fuck you!","Fuck you!","Nah fuck you!" - Ozzyman


fluffymarshmeIIo

Ngl i thought a bigger fish was going to eat both of them to solve the problem


TimoothyJ

There's always a bigger fish


einsoft

Me (with a remote control) vs My brother (on the television panel)


Mr-Pathetic

What it’s like to have siblings


Grennox

The look on the fishes face when the sands on his face is fucking priceless. Then the ok fuck you turn around is even funnier


DangerousCompetition

When the left one spits it on the right ones face and he just sits there for a second like "...dude"


PurpleAsteroid

no fish expert, but maybe more "obstacles"like big rocks in the tank, and plants make for good hiding spaces. Some kind of barrier between them and places to run away from each other?


LndnGrmmr

**fuck you** *nah fuck you* **nah fuck you** *nah fuck you*


8bitbruh

Man I got such a huge kick out of this


LaSpamFF

u/savethisvideo


rtyutryutyue

Competition for the biggest... whole?!


squarepusher6

Biggest hole


myname_isnot_kyal

shi-shaaaaaa!


FateAudax

I can only hear Ozzyman commentating in my head while watching this.


[deleted]

This is actually quite interesting as most fish seem to not interact, or at least it’s assumed.


hexopuss

As someone who runs an an aquatics department at a pet store and has kept fish for over a decade, they definitely interact really frequently depending on the space, species, and environment. Conspecifics tend to have more noticable interactions often


[deleted]

So interesting! This video really amused me.


Nobodieshero816

Plot twist the holes connect underground. Theyre mad at which side is finished first


lnfernandes

u/SaveThisVideo


QuickRundown

They’re just like us: https://youtu.be/IOJ0HpVvAFE


iboi_goodperv69

*Me fighting on YouTube comments*


moosesquirrelimpala

u/savevideo


t0mbr0l0mbr0

Where is the Avatar when you need them?


RustedOne

Grumpy old Fish.


Jarvs87

I mean they're both getting pretty stoned I don't see the problem.


njw9890

Looks like a draw to me.


Dirty_Rachael

Israel and Palestine.


CaptianBrasiliano

What kind of fish are those? They're awesome.


Troglodyteir

Fak u No fak u No fak u No fak u No fak u No fak u No fak u No fak u


Massive-Risk

All I see is 2 old Italian men getting mad at each other for throwing stuff on each other's lawn.


shadyteacher

What kind of fish are these?


Marco_Cosm

The aquarium version of Grumpy Old Men


sushipusha

YOU! NO, YOU! NO, **YOU!**


Neat_Berry

r/AnimalsBeingJerks


TimmySaint

Is this an analogy for the current political situation in our country?


billman71

Get off my lawn!


TheyAreGiants

Grumpy old fish


lb2345

These fish are assholes!!!


Phlosen

That’s foreplay :)