Who can solve the problem between them?!!
By - Khadeja-hamadi
When your neighbour blows his leaves onto your lawn, so you rake them back onto his lawn. Repeat until one of you dies.
This is too relatable, I just blew a bunch of leaves back into my neighbors yard..
Obviously a matter of pride, right? Who does he think he is?
Energy well spent.
Hahahahahaha this comment made my day! Thank you kind stranger!
I have this problem. The neighbors have trees and I don't and yet all of their leaves end up in my driveway and yard.
Which one of you is dead?
My neighbor does this, joke's on him though, my lawn guy doesn't give a fuck.
Sounds like the joke’s on you though. You’re paying the lawn guy to get rid of your neighbor’s leaves.
The stronk wind I ordered yesterday did this for me though!
Trick is to mow the grass very short.
It drives me mad when my neighbor does that. He will go as far as blow leaves up and over the fence into my lawn.
I just did this with snow!
Except my neighbour has a plow coming later to do his driveway, so he told me to dump it on his side and let the plow take it away.
He’s a good neighbour!
And like a good neighbor...is State Farm there?
Remember that time Rand Paul got his ass kicked for putting his clippings on his neighbor's yard?
My neighbor has lived in his house for 3 years. That guys has never raked his leaves. My property doesn’t have any trees on it, so naturally they all blow into my yard whenever there is a strong wind. Bastard.
Have you tried talking to him about it?
Should really leave the issue alone.
This might be the pettiest battle I've ever seen and I'm here for it.
Have you seen this bus window dispute?
Do we have a sub for these kind of disputes?
edit: nope. it's not what i was hoping for. i am let down.
What baffles me most is that at about the 40 second mark he grabs the window sill thus stopping her from closing the window. It seems to work, he's won, but then he just stops doing that and they continue on for 2 minutes.
It’s no longer fun at that point. They were both enjoying the act of the dispute without directly confronting each other.
I know right? I can understand letting go the first time, he thought she gave up or something, but why not just do it a second time and leave his hand there? Insanity.
That is indeed extremely petty.
Goddamn it Daily Mail.. they really can't help but put there shitty description text when it clearly doesn't need or add any info to the video. They're just content rip offs
It's one of my top three favorite disputes ever!!!
I’d like to imagine that they both missed their stop over this
Omg!!! The silence is what gets me! That was so intense, I couldn’t stop laughing.
If this isn’t passive aggressive, I don’t know what is.
How do you stay silent this long?
They are both Sel fish
hhahaha this is a good one
They do this only if they can see each other is close to their own territory. Some times if you put a large rock between them it will stop.
It did feel like a neighborly dispute.
I think I saw one where a clownfish came in (thinking the sand was food or something) and they stopped, maybe a friendly neighboroni would fix the situation
Clown fish probably told a damn good joke
With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea, well he doesn't walk up, he swims up. Well, actually the mollusk isn't moving. He's in one place and then the sea cucumber, well they... I mixed up. There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that I... There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally, they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks. So the sea mollusk says to the cucumber...
With fronds like these, who needs anemones?
For a clown fish, he's not that funny.
Shhh its ok take your time, there is no one where that can heckle you, for now
Haha I laughed out loud
So maybe a Flouanders?
but then you need to add statues and 4 pronged hair brushes.
Isn't it just "flounder"?
I was trying to be punny by mixing flounder with everybody's favorite friendly neighbor Flanders. Hence Flouanders.
Oh sorry I didn't see the person's post you were responding to. Makes sense now lol
Upvote for neighboroni. 👏
Clownfish could throw fake water on them á la Harlem Globetrotters, they’d all chuckle, then plop on the couch at Bud’s house to watch the game together.
I love how they wait their turn though. Only when the other guy is done spitting sand does the next respond. This is more civilised than most human arguments I've witnessed. Heck it's more civilised than the Presidential debate was. Edit: spelling autoC
Right? It's like they have rules of engagement, for telling each other off.
It’s like how armies used to fight during the early days of guns!
Like that video where two dogs bark and snarl ferociously as long as there's a fence between them, then when the gate is opened they both look away and pretend nothing happened.
Macho posturing is all well and good, but if we get close we might have to actually *fight,* and no one wants that!
Wasn't that because dogs usually bark out of frustration with the fence or something?
Sometimes, yes. It's called barrier frustration.
Pretty much any road rage incident.
Yeah I had images of this bizarre slapping contest I once saw, where they would each take turns to slap each other really hard in the face.
Trainer: “Weirdsandfish! Use Sand Attack!”
*It’s not very effective...”
Stop dumping your leaves on my lawn, Dave!
Good fences make good neighbors
Robert Frost exam flash backs
According to my family building a fence can irreparably piss off your neighbor.
I had a neighbor whose fence was leaning over and had massive holes which let his dog through. He didn't see a problem with it. Complained when we wanted him to pay 50% of the cost of a basic fence, which is legally enforced by law. So yes building a fence can make your neighbor hate you.
Same neighbor used to rev his motorbike at 7am for 1 hour every weekend and then stop without driving anywhere. The reason: my dad works night shift and he complained about the noise.
I’ve almost always had shitty neighbors like this. First one let their kids climb and play on our brand new fence. Next ones would rev the engine constantly. Next ones threw their empty beer bottles over fence into our yard. Aaaaahh life in the south...
That's when you put tacks in front of their drive way
that's a happy fence! thatz a grumpy fence
Yes but if you put a rock between them they will swim circles around. One fish will be like “ Good luck trying to catch me sand sniffer” and the other fish will be like “You’re dead meat! Mom can’t save you she’s not home!”
What kind of fish are these? I could honestly watch this shit all day
Goby fish, I believe. They require a saltwater setup.
They look like some sort of Goby, perhaps a saltwater one.
Jawfish, not a goby.
This dude is right👆👆👆
I do believe they are Goby. I’ve heard they are saltwater fish.
can this marriage be saved? Next on channel 6
I love when the comments enhance the post 😂
Thanks for answering the question honestly! I’d hate to see my fish fight like that.
No problem you may have to experiment with rocks , fake plants or any thing that takes their little minds off their neighbor. They look very healthy and that’s a great sign of water quality and care.
Mine blow across the street and the neighbor just mows them over.
What if you put a double sided mirror between them?
I uhhh didn't see this was a new thread..and kept reading from people saying they did this with their neighbors and leaves...I was too confused for more than I would like to admit.
It’s ok I don’t even know what we are talking about any more. The fish are funny.
Large rock makes good neighbors.
The one on the left isn't even cleaning his burrow out he's just casually grabbing sand from the top
Left Fish is acting purely out of spite.
Don't ever change, Left Fish.
This is how aliens look at us
This is how I look at us
/u/this_will_go_poorly is super sus right now. Vote them. If its not them then vote me next.
Nah, they was with me in eletrical. You are pretty sus ngl
I spit sand in your general direction!
“Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!”
From hell's heart I swim at thee;
For hate's sake I spit my last sand at thee.
The Haddocks and the McKois
I love this way too much.
Fish 1: Eat dirt! *Spits*
Fish 2: Oh yeah?? Look at me! *Proceeds to eat dirt* No u *Spits*
Fish 1: Oh yeah?! *Eats dirt*
"And this used to be such a nice neighborhood..."
I don’t see a problem just two fish consensually spitting sand in each other’s faces.
Oh yeah. Make it especially dry!
you used the c-word and now you made it sexy. bad, bad james.
Glad to see us humans have managed to keep the same level of intellect and conflict resolution tactics as fishes through hundreds of millions of years of evolution. Truly, what a prowess
I was just thinking this is basically our entire political system right now. 🙄
We need more cute fishies in this sub
This is a visual representation of my previous relationship
Filling each others' holes?
this is gold
“Fuck you”. “No, you know what...Fuck you!” “No fuck you” “Fuck you”
Maybe this is a sport. Sandball
Proof that ocean floor dweling fish like creatures played a big role in human evolution.
Like a stand off at 3am in front of a bar
Someone needs to add the "bloody fuck you bloody, no bloody fuck you" audio to this masterpiece.
But only if it’s in Aussie Man’s voice!! 🤣
He's actually already done a video on these fish before. Couldn't find it with my 10 second Google attempt, but it definitely exists.
It's so petty, I love it
What kind of fish are these, and what is this behavior exactly? My mom has cichlids, and they love to rearrange their substrate with their mouths. But I don't think these are a cichlid species?
I believe they are brown fined goby, I had a reef aquarium with one in it about a decade or so ago. They burrow under the sand and can sift the sand through their gills to get food scraps if they wish. Ours claimed the underside of a coral rock as his, burrowed himself a home and kept largely to himself. Then again he didn't have a neighboring goby set up camp 6 inches away like this one.
Ooh, that's cool actually. Thanks for the info.
Some variety of goby.
I'm sorry to hear your mom has cichlids, I hope she gets better soon. Stay strong!
I believe they are a type of jawfish but not 100%
It's a fish.
"FUCK YOU" "NO FUCK YOU"
All I keep hearing is in my head is " I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper!"
“I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries…”
That is.. Amazing af. I could watch them do that shit for hours. 😂
Like a good neighbor, stay over there. 😂🤣
Are they playing or is this a real turf war?
Man this is intense I need to get my popcorn
I can feel the disrespect
"I SPIT ON YOU!"
this is what its like to live in America
Legends say they still doing it
The US presidential election in real time.
Somehow this feels like a carbon-copy of 2020. Will it ever end?
I have hope even though I lack faith that it will eventually get better, lol
"He did it first...!"
World War Sand
Have you tried putting a small mirror or two in the tank? The appearance of other fish might confound them into a peace agreement.
I watched this and imagined they were both saying,
" oooh yeeeah? Take THAT you sumbitch!".
This would be the only true reason to get into saltwater aquariums.
“Do you bite your thumb at me?!?!”
“Yes I bite my thumb at thee!”
I like to think that the fishes’ lairs are really a connected U-shaped tunnel, and they don’t realize it. Thanks for the chuckle!
Foooo . . . “Of no, you didn’t just do that!”
Foooo . . . Wtf? You didn’t?!
Foooo . . . Take that!
Foooo . . . I can’t believe you would do that
( hang on a sec )
Foooo. . . Ugh! You can’t do that to me!
Foooo . . . . ( etc etc etc. )
When 2 Karens live near each other
I like to call this a classic battle of "Fuck you!", "Nah fuck you!","Fuck you!","Nah fuck you!" - Ozzyman
Ngl i thought a bigger fish was going to eat both of them to solve the problem
There's always a bigger fish
Me (with a remote control)
My brother (on the television panel)
What it’s like to have siblings
The look on the fishes face when the sands on his face is fucking priceless. Then the ok fuck you turn around is even funnier
When the left one spits it on the right ones face and he just sits there for a second like "...dude"
no fish expert, but maybe more "obstacles"like big rocks in the tank, and plants make for good hiding spaces. Some kind of barrier between them and places to run away from each other?
*nah fuck you*
**nah fuck you**
*nah fuck you*
Man I got such a huge kick out of this
Competition for the biggest... whole?!
I can only hear Ozzyman commentating in my head while watching this.
This is actually quite interesting as most fish seem to not interact, or at least it’s assumed.
As someone who runs an an aquatics department at a pet store and has kept fish for over a decade, they definitely interact really frequently depending on the space, species, and environment. Conspecifics tend to have more noticable interactions often
So interesting! This video really amused me.
Plot twist the holes connect underground. Theyre mad at which side is finished first
They’re just like us:
*Me fighting on YouTube comments*
Where is the Avatar when you need them?
Grumpy old Fish.
I mean they're both getting pretty stoned I don't see the problem.
Looks like a draw to me.
Israel and Palestine.
What kind of fish are those? They're awesome.
No fak u
No fak u
No fak u
No fak u
No fak u
No fak u
No fak u
All I see is 2 old Italian men getting mad at each other for throwing stuff on each other's lawn.
What kind of fish are these?
The aquarium version of Grumpy Old Men
Is this an analogy for the current political situation in our country?
Get off my lawn!
Grumpy old fish
These fish are assholes!!!
That’s foreplay :)