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Antivax psycho fakes covid vaccine convulsion symptoms.

Antivax psycho fakes covid vaccine convulsion symptoms.

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Quattro-Formaggio

Someone please put this to disco music. Bee Gees maybe...?


goddessgaga

Staying Alive?


clean_room

Stayin Diseased


kickbabies666

Down with Disease- Phish


the__watermelon

At first I was afraid, I was petrified ...


TickleSkit

Here ya go: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/kxlcgo/that_lady_faking_convulsions_after_getting/


NorthP503

Paul Wall baby


Gu1n3ss

Perfection


yukichigai

For some reason this hit me out of nowhere. My fucking sides.


angiegonzalez1987

Sittin side sideways boys in a daze


BallistiX09

Started editing this before even seeing this comment, so it’s not disco unfortunately, but I think it still works... https://imgur.com/a/VKQsRtz


MirrorB

Absolutely beautiful


Saxa_Salt_

Very good music choice. And very sneaky


MaryChrist_

"Shake the disease" by depeche mode definitely


babybopp

Remember this other nutcase https://youtu.be/Mb8dCzaT21A


zuckr

[5 minutes on iMovie](https://youtu.be/hOS5FeWYVSM) not my best work.


john-stamoscat

Am I the only one who started rocking to this? Lol


srfrosky

Tragedy. It has to be Tragedy. Make it so.


buttonwaw

Looks like she’s trying to dance


dribblesnshits

Audio was off, honestly thought she was doin some kind of rap and dance thing...


universechild333

Just turned the audio off and watched the video again. Hilarious! It does look like she’s trying to rap lol


jsells39

Towards the end it definitely turns more into a dance than a twitch lol


mikiminach808

She looks like she’s trying to mimic those inflatable [tube guys](https://giphy.com/explore/inflatable-arm-flailing-wacky-tube-man) that you see at car dealerships


Mustardmechanic

Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing antivaxxer! Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing antivaxxer! Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing antivaxxer!


Babafats13

Like Elaine Benes.


heyitsstacysmom

If someone doesn’t make this into a tik tok dance I will be sorely disappointed in the internet


Vocalescapist

Mute the video and play Hypnotize by The Notorious B.I.G. . Trust me


the_waste_of

If you watch it without sound it looks exactly like someone vibing out to some music on the sofa.


KamenAkuma

You can see her "spasms" getting slower the longer this goes on as she is getting tired kek


livinginfutureworld

Yeah she'd be in much better shape if she actually was moving like this even involuntarily all the time.


bobbybox

Probably the first ab work-out shes gotten in recent memory.


Snoo-4878

Most exercise she’s gotten in 30 years


GaryDeRive

Yeah and her hand when fixing her hairs is steady


babybopp

Remember this nutcasery didn’t start yesterday. Remember [this woman who started walking backwards after taking flu shot](https://youtu.be/Mb8dCzaT21A) Then it changed her accent as well


GaryDeRive

I don't get what's the point, that's some fake ass propaganda, if the vaccin doesn't do whatever side effect you think it does, then stfu I don't get it why they spend so much energy on dumb shit like that


askmeforashittyfact

Attention.


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jaffa-caked

Good job she can still adjust her hair to while having a seizure. Gotta look good for the EMT am I right


AtopMountEmotion

It takes too much energy to move my legs like this. So, just pay attention to my arms. Okay?


its_radical96

Also, conveniently able to stop the spasms for long enough to brush her hair back behind her ear several times throughout the course of the video


SwampSloth2016

What a despicable liar she is


EntitledBeachBum

I was just gonna say. The fuck her spasms getting tired for lmao. It's sad though because people will fucking believe her. Don't doubt I will probably be getting sent this by some dumb fuck family member.


Amararae22

There's so much consistency and then it stops happening. It's so fake its funny. And convulsions are not funny. Her voice never wavers once.


weirdgato

Is she trying to fake a convulsion?? Is it even possible to have a seizure while being conscious and talking?? I know there are a lot of different types of seizures, that's why I'm asking. I mean, I'm epileptic and when I have a seizure I lose consciousness completely lol.


idkwhat2putasmyuser

I don’t think seizures and convulsions are the same thing, I have spasms in my hands while fully awake/aware. There’s a few disorders that involve convulsions, and those people can be fully aware. I’m not a dr so don’t listen to me tho Edit: I think that seizures are a type of convulsion, but not all convulsions are seizures? Idk man medical stuff is confusing


BEniceBAGECKA

When my friend has seizures she gets stick rigid and super still and her eyes usually remain open but she is very much unconscious. It’s terrifying. When I worked in life skills 2 kids regularly had violent seizures with convulsions and one little 100 pound girl once broke her aids arm and had no memory of it. Neither looked that this dance craze up above.


Dark_Ferret

Uncontrollable convulsions Has no problem keeping hair out of face


MildlyAgreeable

It would be that style of haircut as well...


refried_bees

And her feet flat on the ground


jmac94wp

Yet she seems to control her hands just fine each of the many times she brushes her hair out of her face or straightens her shirt. 😂 Wouldn’t a CNA he able to fake convulsions better than that?)


Alsoious

Might not be a very good CNA.


Mr_Blott

Could someone explain what CNA is other than cunt n arse?


Alsoious

Certified nursing assistant. Bottom level nurse. Takes 12 hours to get certified. They have to work under a registered nurse or a licensed practical nurse.


TheDarkWave

More like 4-12 hours.


Alsoious

My mistake. The girl I knew said that but only went one day a week for an hour. 4-12 weeks is a bit misleading. I'll change it.


photoguy8008

Certified nursing assistant


seligmanp

If you’re a CNA for 20+ years chances are you aren’t very good


92shields

How is her jaw not clenching shut occasionally, stopping her from talking? And why does there not seem to be a single muscle spasm in her legs? Clearly her full body spams are more interested in making her dance like a wacky waving inflatable tube man.


savvyblackbird

Yeah. There’s muscles in your throat and neck that should also be twitching. The larynx is a muscle, yet her voice is rock steady. You'd expect her voice to change. Even if the larynx wasn't effective, I'd expect her jaw to spasm. Like how if you get cold enough to get whole body shivers, the muscles in your jaw twitch and make your teeth chatter together. You can’t talk normally if you have full body shivers. I think that if this was a real complication that the shakes would be more similar to the ones you get with hypothermia. Or even more like Tardive Dyskinesia. I saw another video of her walking from the bathroom to her bed in a hospital, and her shakes were more vertical in that one. If she was really sick, I don’t think she would have been allowed to go home. Her doctors would have given her meds to stop the shakes or at least given her something to sedate her so she can rest. If she were truly doing this 24/7, I think she'd be in danger of collapsing and dying.


Kernal_Ratio

Preach


spaceman757

Not to mention how perfect her speech is, in spite of her "tongue convulsions".


Oranjalo

These movements are very real. They're called the pee-pee dance


ShelbyEileen

As someone who suffers from seizures, I really want to punch her. If you can brush your hair out of your face, you're not convulsing.. if you can talk without your jaw seizing up or your words getting mixed up, you're full of shit and still not convulsing. It's hard enough being disabled without all the fakers out there. - "No no, Fluffy really is my service chihuahua! He's just growling cause he's hungry" - "No no, I have a condition where I can't wear a mask; one that TOTALLY wouldn't be made worse by catching COVID" - "No no, I totally need this scooter cause I'm disabled, not because I'm lazy" - "No no, I have a severe gluten allergy, so no gluten can touch it or I'll be violently ill. Can that salad have have panko chicken instead of grilled chicken? Grilled is so bland and I love panko" Edit: removed overweight. My family members that were using the scooters unethically used overweight and lazy as an excuse, even though they were fully capable of walking; but it's not fair to blanket everyone in that.


littlerike

I don't normally like to offer help to disabled people without them asking as i don't want to offend them. However if you'd like to go for some sort of master blaster situation here I'll allow you to use my body to punch her into the shadow realm.


ShelbyEileen

The offer is really sweet, but I could never hurt anyone who didn't deserve it. (You've also reminded me that I really need to finish my Harpie Lady cosplay.)


littlerike

That's the beauty of this plan, I have no such moral hang ups. Think of it this way, the state she claims to be in this will practically be a mercy killing.


ShelbyEileen

My brain read your original comment wrong, and thought you'd be taking the punch... and you definitely don't deserve it! She, however, does. If you ever encounter her, be my guest!


bibkel

This is painfully real. I have asthma and I wear my fucking annoying mask. Stop with the excuses already! You get COVID and your “illness” will be exponentially worse ya dumb shits! And everyone jumping on the gluten free bandwagon, get da fuck outta here! I had a reaction (similar to what she is faking) to cortisone and the jaw clenched is real. I was having trouble getting my kids to understand I needed help, and never noticed if my hair was in my face. Trust me, I cannot STAND my hair in my face. Plus, who styled it, as she is “convulsing” too much to get that top portion pulled back, and the sides blown out without burning her cheeks.


ShelbyEileen

Hey, I'm proud of you for still wearing a mask. It's not easy and proves your strength; both physically and emotionally. You rock.


savvyblackbird

That Bob looks really straight and freshly cut, too. I agree that her jaw should be clenching shut. If she could still talk, you'd think she'd be chattering like someone with hypothermia. I have heart problems and also wear my mask. Even when my heart rate rises and makes breathing more difficult (I start to hyperventilate because my heart is beating too fast to get enough oxygen my brain, but my brain's response is to try to get me to hyperventilate. What I really need is deep slow breaths.) I have done a lot of curbside pickups this year, and I also just take breathers and go outside to where I can take my mask off for a few minutes. Going mask less isn't an option because I don't want to suffer and die from Covid. The type of mask definitely makes a big difference. My first one was knit and had no gap between the mask and my mouth and nose. My body did not like that one. My heart rate was 120 at rest, and I felt awful. So I got different masks that worked much better.


jmorgan813

Thank you for sharing your medical issues that you manage and still wearing a mask. I’ve found chewing strong mint gum, oddly enough, helps my mind calm down. I don’t have any medical issues but once that panic sets in about breathing it is hard to shake. At this point in the game my brain just says “Hey it’s hot in here!” And in goes a piece of gum and I know it’s time to wrap up whatever I’m doing. Again thank you for sharing, please stay safe and well.


grettaaa

THANK YOU this is really such a fuck you to people that actually have seizure disorders


ArcadeRivalry

I suffered from asthma when I was younger and my mam has it still. I hate this fucking "except" from a mask thing. There are legitimate concerns over masks constricting breathing for those who have severe breathing problems already. But someone who is in that condition would literally be putting their life in their hands going outside so I doubt would be venturing out without a mask to get a fucking latte. Being on a constant ventilator or nebuliser isn't any fun. It's also funny that the people who have "medical exemption" also seem to be the people are disagree with masks on a moral or political level. Do you disagree with masks or are you medically not able to wear one? If you were so strongly against it and fighting for your rights you should say that if you're so commited to it and shouldn't have to fake an illness to make it easier for you.


anaesthaesia

I thought her shirt said PISSMOM


dbpf

I think it's a Pepto Bismol sweater


rockytopfj13

Aside from the fact that this is obviously fake, can we talk about how she says she's a CNA and "loves all of her patients," but still decided to go to work when she was experiencing "flu like symptoms?" Of all people, during this global pandemic, shouldn't a CNA realize you shouldn't be going to work with flu-like symptoms?


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Tall_Squid

Did she get tested for... DANCE FEVER?!??!


Smokeylongred

This made me laugh so hard


jmorgan813

Bravo!!! We have a winner


thescentofsummer

"ive even taken two valiums" Well at least the whole video wasnt a lie.


ztoundas

Luckily someone did the Lord's work and puts it to music: https://www.reddit.com/r/Cringetopia/comments/kxcn77/woman_pretends_to_have_side_effects_of_covid/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


Tim_spencer391

Finally. The deed has been done.


RedDirtNurse

I came here to ask for this, and you have delivered, friend. Not disappointed.


TumpyG

I needed that shit! My god I’m crying.


Neufboeuf

Can anyone explain psychologically why the hell she would spew and believe the horseshit coming out of her own mouth? What compels someone to go out of their way to lie and be such a jackass?


Alsoious

Attention. Not wanting to adult. Wanting money. Or she might just be a lying liar that lies. Edit: after some thought. She said she was a CNA. She was probably against getting the vaccine and it was a job requirement. She probably figured I'll show them.


H-4350

She’s after money. She’s got a gofundme that’s already raised $1445.00. Hard times flush the chumps...


GondorsAide

Urgh attention, but it also makes them feel a part of something. Lot of people with lonely lives gravitate to this sort of crazy because it’s all inclusive.


wcalley

Keep in mind, she recorded this, watched it, and posted it anyway


davieb67

This woman is almost as ugly on the inside as she is on the outside. Listening to her speak, she’s not very intelligent either.


podstrahuy

redneck waifu material?


Nicoleneedsadvice

Even if it was real... I wouldn't believe her because of that fucking haircut.


Apprehensive-Coat-56

If it was real her voice would also be shaking because of the unexpected movements happening all the time


mghtymrv

[Just gonna leave this here..](https://streamable.com/jmtrsk)


savvyblackbird

This was the best song for this. Her movements almost look like she's in synch with the song.


zombie-mother

Fucking legend! I was waiting for something like this


meylina

I’m a spy for chuckles on the app telegraph being used by Qanons & Trump Supporters. You should see the serious discussions about this video and how bill gates wants to control population. It get deeeep.


missmandyapple

Just reading this makes me feel like im stuck in some paranoid psychedelic rabbit hole and i need to flush my brain out....


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Oranjalo

She's probably not lying, prayer is the only thing she's got going for her. And that means jack diddly


manifestthewill

I've been around several people with either involuntary spasms or seizures, and this ain't it chief. If ya gonna try and fake something, at least try and make it look believable and don't give your full name to the internet. Disgusting bitch. I'm not advocating for anyone doing anything to her, but I sure wouldn't be upset. Lmao


savvyblackbird

I've also been around people who had involuntary spasms for different reasons, and none of them were anything like this. I've actually had occasional spasms from two meds that I took (Lyrica and Cymbalta(, and it was a random jerk from time to time. Sometimes they woke me up. So I stopped taking the meds, and they went away. If this were legitimate, she'd be hospitalized for exhaustion and would probably also have rhabdomyolysis from the muscle tissue breaking down too quickly to get flushed out by her kidneys. She might even need dyalysis. You'd think a CNA would be able to get some of the medical conditions right.


Dramie

She's vibing tho


GPS_signal_lost

FUCK HER.....there are people who genuinely suffer from convulsions. (Completely unrelated to Covid vaccine)


UVLightOnTheInside

I'm having uncontrollable full body spasms but I can speak perfectly fine with no issue...


prplamethyst

That’s the most awful attempt to twerking I’ve ever seen


YoungDiscord

She's antivax there is no way in hell she would ever take the vaccine in the first place "I know these vaccines harm/kill us so I'l take one... oh no its harming and killing me!" Really?


M0ntgomatron

Worst. TikTok Dance. Ever.


the_waste_of

All waking hours? Well it sure is handy that it stops when you go to sleep.


SonOfMargitte

God is good


the_waste_of

Oh right of course. She’s a Christian so God will bless her with custom made diseases.


ShortAndSalty_

I hope she loses her job and rots tbh


JayeKimZ

Convulsions with this range of movement would be way more violent and sudden than this, being at at least some risk to hitting yourself or something else accidentally. Her movements are too controlled and safe to be involuntary. TBF my only resource is my experience with a negative reaction to a medication (not a vaccine)


savvyblackbird

I had weird muscle jerks when I was on Lyrica years ago then more recently on Cymbalta, and they'd be so violent that my laptop would get thrown off my lap or I'd smack myself in my sleep hard enough to wake me up.


SpiritualCrow3271

This bitch is so stupid that she cant even fake her cunvulsions and finish the sentence at the same time


mimimanana

I saw someone on my Instagram share this to show how “bad the vaccine is”. Most awful thing here is that people actually believe this and will use it as an excuse to not get the vaccine


kms3602

She mentions her tongue was spas-ing out but it sounds like it’s working perfectly fine to me.


Araia_

has she not watched the video before uploading it?


iron81

What a total cunt, I personally hope she contracts ebola


turquando

Jesus, are Moderna putting Rhythm in their vaccine?


Ariraldo

Just wandering if it would be consistent for an actual person starting having convulsions like that to spend time online like this instead of running at the hospital as soon as possible hahaha


savvyblackbird

I saw another video of her in what looked like a hospital bathroom that was connected to a patient room. Some ERs have rooms like that. I really doubt that doctors would let someone go home in that state. That much physical exercise would break down muscle tissue so fast that her kidneys wouldn't be able to flush it out, so she'd have rhabdomyolysis and might even need dialysis. So I think if this was legit she'd be sedated to let her body rest.


Ariraldo

I'm not as expert as you seem to be in this kind of subject, but i can feel that something is not ok with her being so easy at home hahaha thanks for your clarification anyway, i didn't think that kidneys could be involved in such a disease. Real symptoms must be so bad i can hardly imagine 😔


CFofI

She'd better be a former CNA. Hope her work sees this shit.


DeeRent88

I feel like at this point with these people that believe all this antivax, anti mask, anti science bullshit. People like this should face criminal charges for purposely misleading people


ColombiaVives

Lets all appreciate the Karen haircut


BeardedDragoN6

Antivaxxers are talking about how dangerous vaccines are yet they have to fake videos about non existing symptoms CURIOUS


idieudiewealldie

Such a good actress


Guzname

antivaxers can't pronounce the ingredients on chip bags but are somehow smarter than all medical professionals


H3Fluxy

She looks so fucking stupid lmao


100moonlight100

This new version of the macarena sucks.


scuishy

Wow she’s a better actor than Adam Sandler


---rayne---

She must be a HORRIBLE cna to think that's what a seizure looks like.


Bodorocea

"Don't go full retard. You never go full retard. " kirk lazarus


Kannan691

I do not understand what makes people act this insane. Like seriously she got the vaccine and started faking symptoms wtf


titsi

speaking as someone who’s suffered with pretty severe spasms, she’s way off


flux_capacitor3

That’s the most exercise she’s gotten in years.


Suchaputz

She's the type of Karen that "speaks in tongues" and flails at church for attention. Bad Karen


nolaccinhomie

"I didnt know what else to do but come on live" bitch how about go see doc. I know its fake im just pointing out that its so many peoples first instinct is to hop online in times of need instead of getting help.


Deech2020R

Her speech stays normal? Karma would be: if you act like this for 60 seconds, and your faking it, you stay that way forever


SSDGM24

It’s amazing how all the old people at nursing homes are clamoring to get this vaccine and have no reported side effects. It seems to be only middle aged white women who are reporting such symptoms as this woman is claiming. What a coincidence!


masochistmonkey

Mentally ill. Let’s move on.


Right_Check1435

Just so you know she dances just like this Sad


Nevaehym

[Y’all are welcome! ](https://www.reddit.com/r/CovIdiots/comments/ky20f0/i_had_to_make_this_post_by_u1994californication_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Msink

If antivaxxers had done some research they would not be antivaxxers and this dumbass will actually know how convulsions look.


_just_a_potato_

Even if this was real...and this one person, or maybe even a couple people had this side effect, the vaccine is still worth it for the greater good. I don’t understand how this could change someone’s mind about the vaccine.


livinginfutureworld

Anyone got the sequel how the next day she's walking around town just fine?


CincyMonk

Can’t wait for this as well


jaysnaulyboy2kyanan

Fuck sake


dedredcopper

Well at least she’s getting some exercise now


unlikely--hero

As somone who has seizures and shit this makes me pissed off. The vaccine won't do that to you, this person needs to pull their head out their arse and grow up


NickaMLRN

She looks like she is doing the peepee dance. As someone who works with people with actual tics and seizures....this ain't it.


JustLinkStudios

Has anyone found out who she is yet and fucked her social media up?


TeddyDuchamp

She says her name in the beginning so I searched on FB. People are buying it.


Second-Place

I don't understand why anyone would do this. And I guess I'm glad I don't because that woman has a mental problem.


DesertRoamin

She even has a Karen cut


faroutoutdoors

Somebody has to get some footage of this lady grocery shopping or something, just to really out her as a lying jerk


Nuclear1975

If her body was doing that all day she sure as hell wouldn’t be that fat by now


DiligentOstrich

my favourite part is seeing her realised she hasn't moved a specific body part in a while, then overcompensating immediately


AdotFlicker

Imagine being this ridiculous of a person.


barbestranha

I have to admire this woman's level of dedication. Suppose she gets famous for this bullshit. Gets called for a TV show interview in an auditorium, for example. Then she has to twerk like that, live on screen, for a whole hour. Then her face gets recognizable on the streets. She goes to a restaurant and dance-eats her meal, but she can't forget to have her spasms. It's a lot of hard work just to prove you're dumb.


Peach_Gfuel

As an epileptic fuck this piece of shit


Gman-100grand

The haircut says it all


maque-choux-chef

When you start your first sentences with "Hi I'm real, and this is also real" you're going to put up more red flags than someone posting in r/relationships


Nope-X

That's probably the most workout she's done in the last 5 years


Stov333

If you are going to video yourself doing fake convulsions....maybe watch a video of someone with real convulsions first.


realistic_bastard

Mental illness is a hell of a drug.


TheDarkSidePSA

Don’t give Drake any new dance ideas


itakethesetearsgypsy

Wow.. these people exist


Emesgee1234

Throw on some old school Depeche Mode on that girl


PrincessScabies

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man


whereisman

This is so stupid that I'm pretty sure the only people who will fall for this are people who are already bewitched by anti-vax lies


RemiRemingtonIII

It looks like she's attempting to do the robot and fucking it up


thescentofsummer

Reminds me of this: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1G2hi6ODac](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1G2hi6ODac)


baby_bean_

It’s pretty frightening that this person works in healthcare and it probably spreading so much misinformation. Maybe she’s hoping for a disability pension or something? I’m real confused


jake_azazzel

I've seen porn with better acting than this


littleRedmini

She can’t even fake it well.


K1llG0r3Tr0ut

Well, that's all the proof I need. No vaccine for me. -my entire family


babygem84

So.... now that she's filmed this, and I assume posted it under her own name, does she realise that she's pretty much committed herself to this act forever? The minute she stops she proves she was full of shit. So technically yeah, I guess she does have constant 'seizures' now...


MaximumSubtlety

/r/fakedisordercringe


Blindbandit69

Fucking oxygen thief


cotchrocket

I left the sound off and started beatboxing. It made me feel good about my terrible, terrible beatboxing.


MrNegative561

She doing the vaccine boogie.


cosmo740

I thought she was doing a new Tik Tok dance


Kussen

Cunvulsion Karen..


bikinakunaltlagi

This is actually cringe lol.


segolas

Isn't this a crime?


Otics89

This is super cringe.


lllyx

Looks like she’s tryna dance lmaooo


trudyscrfc

Best cardio she’s done in years, toning those arms!!!


ozarkhawk59

Odd that her feet stay rooted to the ground, perfectly still.


UngregariousDame

Without sound it just looks like she is a shitty dancer.


ike_tyson

This is why some of us fear some white people. I'd be shocked if her name wasn't Karen.


TitiferGinBlossom

This is hilarious. As someone who has had akathisia and dyskinesia it’s super obvious she’s faking it and if she only knew what it was truly like to live with the involuntary spastic movements that blight you when you have these conditions she wouldn’t take the piss.


Kevonn11

Disgusting. Some people are just disgusting.


Undertale-Wolf

As someone who has really bad tics, this is hard to watch in that it's so terribly fake. Plus if it was a symptom would It really be constant? I dunno that's a legitimate question.


purekittyluv

When you're not quite sure what the word convulsion means so you dance badly instead