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Common tree snake


youbreedlikerats

that's the one, cheers. Dendrelaphis punctulatus accoridng to goggle.


allthedreamswehad

Right on time


Bill_Clinton-69

Accordion to Bung: Stop No! Accordion to Fuck Fuck Yo: Spit in! Accordion to Goggle: Spot On! EDIT: Whoa! I've never had this many downvotes before! It's kind of exciting, if not a little unsettling. Was it just that the joke was bad? (It *was* bad) Or something else? I really wanna know what I said that sucked.


madgrassbro

Pardon me?


ProbsAWizard

A hungry snake


RunInevitable7667

snac :D


Tempermant-mvp

Yep I seen heaps of these snakes in QLD especially, they are scared of humans but love a rodent or an endangered marsupial


Dyskord01

Its name is Common like after the rapper? Thats so cool. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_(rapper)#:~:text=Lonnie%20Rashid%20Lynn%20(born%20March,with%20his%201994%20album%20Resurrection.


route-my-lans

🎶... I wish I could gi u dis tree frog On tha corners.🎶


Bill_Clinton-69

Aw, i thought that was yella funny! But I also thought my comment was funny, so I'm not the best jŭdge.


Dyskord01

I thought it was a harmless joke myself. I suppose some people have the Mondays.


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macrocephalic

Strangely enough, the frog kind of just looks pissed off.


_mistabista_

I'm a frog and can confirm.


KGB6064

>Common Tree Snake. >Significance to Humans: >Non-Venomous >Inoffensive and bites infrequently. **Emits a strong odor from the cloaca if handled firmly.** Grab it and give it a shake, if it farts then its a common tree snake.... probably.


taskmeister

Inoffensive and bites infrequently *** sad frog enters the chat


Odd-Evidence4825

Bites frequently enough for the frogs sake


KGB6064

Frog should fart in the snake's mouth.


elwyn5150

Shart instead. Best of both worlds.


Tyboznak

I think he already did


TasteDeeCheese

But doesn’t frog also eat babby snake?


belltrina

"Emits a strong odor from the cloaca if handled firmly" is going to be my Tinder handle if I ever need to get on tinder.


Jumbalaya28

I have handled a few of these (or more likely, the same one a few times) and they do indeed slime some rank smelling stuff all over you if you piss them off.


Taco_El_Paco

This guy snakes


Vinura

That might have been the smell that was moving around my parents ceiling over christmas. Went up there to look, couldnt find anything, but did find what looked like a mouse nest. Smell went away after a few days but never did really find the source.


Baba-dook

Squeeze it til' it comes out the cloaka


WanderingDad

A snake in need of a strepsil? He *has* got a frog in his throat, after all...


The_Duc_Lord

Username checks out.


Then-Commission-1807

Hahah oath


LargeLatteThanks

Terrible Muriel.


raresaturn

When the croak gets beyond a joke


theskywaspink

Oof.


aloo_968

Hahaha good one.. you did make me LOL


TGin-the-goldy

👏👏👏👏


Working_Phase_990

Nice!


ShadowExtinkt

A hungr- oh


snowmuchgood

Not anymore.


cmayne50

A snog


budochick

This made me laugh more that it should have


SmasherDawg77

Looks more like a Frake to me


designerjeans

Mwah


DoppelFrog

A well-fed snake?


hethinator1

Perhaps thoroughly nourished


Jezzta

Frogmouth.


FlashMcSuave

Frog*ass*. Snakemouth.


eddies-friend

That’s an owl.


Suspicious_Tiger_720

Clearly it's a snake, duh


RufusGrandis

It’s not actually!


theNomad_Reddit

RIP Slappy


NotBurntToastYT

Well I mean definitely not a hungry snake anymore


kevcray

soon to be chonky snek


Dayz_me_rolling

Had my exes dad kill a tree snake because the thick cunt thought it was a brown, like my brother in Christ it is a green fucking snake that is harmless. shit cunt he was.


nameyourpoison11

Volunteer snake catcher here. Yeah it gets a bit wearing how every fucking callout we get is a "taipan" or a "king brown" - you turn up with your catching gear and it's a harmless tree snake or python. Like, I get that people don't necessarily know what species of snake it is, but Jesus Christ, you'd think people could at least learn the more obvious ones. I mean, carpet pythons are pretty bloody distinctive, and you really can't miss the bright yellow belly on a tree snake. It's not that hard.


Jumbalaya28

Hi mate. I’m in northern NSW and was flipping tin the other day and kept finding small brown in colour snakes (nearly black) with a thin white band around the back of their head. My best googling suggested dwarf crown snake. Would you say that’s accurate? Can juvenile browns ever have this band? Tia.


nameyourpoison11

Bit hard to say without a photo. Both dwarf crowns and juvenile eastern browns can have white bands.


drtekrox

Guy probably was a shitcunt, but devils advocate - maybe he had red-green colour blindness?


ChookBaron

I hope thats not Slappy the frog!


Minimum_Ad786

This is why it's best to never leave the shoe


Sirav33

Black next to yella - cuddly feller. Red next to black - jump the fuck back. You're cool.


outl4wd1

nopeouse ropeous


WinnerShoddy194

Frog mouthed Snake


John_Johnson

Green tree snake. Harmless. The light-blue skin you can see between the scales, coupled with the yellow-green belly makes it completely unmistakeable. https://backyardbuddies.org.au/backyard-buddies/green-tree-snake/


iggilost

It's not hungry anymore, no. It just ate a huge frog.


Classic-Knee8442

A previously hungry snake.


[deleted]

That’s Brian. He’s a hungry little f^#cker


Particular_Love_8811

How is the life of Brian going these days?


Twerking_Druid

It's on the tip of my tongue... but I've got a frog in my throat.


Hermitcell

I got a frog in my throat


Inevitable_Map7625

You didn’t jump in to save the frog???


Cold_Pomelo3274

Don’t tell me what to do.


ZuzeaTheBest

A satiated serpent.


dilligaf6304

Not hungry anymore 🤣


beerswillingaussie

Stunning


AdNo7141

A peckish python


[deleted]

Frog mouthed green snake


Poor-In-Spirit

Thats a frog


AgreeablePrize

Banded Frog Eater


Ok-Abbreviations1077

Frog headed snake


AbleApartment6152

Don’t think it’s a hungry snake after that meal. Full snake.


HBOXNW

Nopeus ropeii


Twinsen343

well it's not a trouser snake


Vezzar

Hungarian snake


just_me0365

A beautiful nope rope


Aussiebloke-91

I believe that is a hungry danger noodle


assettomark

It was hungry 🤤


Upstairs-Bid6513

Hungry snake


RHNB

Well its not a Hungry Hippo ®️ so...


TheSailorDogScuppers

That’s Colin, Colin doesn’t like loud noises but is a leg man.


farendoleperc

That frog is taking the weirdest shit ive ever seen. . .


ahgoodtimes69

That's a brown snake for sure..


shamberra

Mate are you blind? Red-bellied black, duh.


Parcus42

U colourblind!? It's clearly a green-belly blue.


ElevenDegrees

It is obviously an escaped Llama.


lemachet

I haven't ever seen a frog lay a cable that long!


geodetic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GShYbNBVLQ


DI2Ks

It's a French snake, because it likes frogs... I'll show myself out...


JustinOzyperv

A full one. I wouldn't say hungry because by now that frog has in its gut and its no longer hungry.


o-Mauler-o

A hung— Oh uh… A starving Snake!


momolamomo

This is a snake that is seeking sustenance


Ryanbrasher

Snake Mane


Wannaliveinpenthouse

I was about to say hungry snake, you got me first


MysteriousStudent810

An angry snake


KramMark93

I can see a hungry snake


IamnotDanielDaley

I believe that’s a snake rimming a frog = Rim Snake


Pradopower08

Trouser snake which has trapped its prey


Fossile

Hangry snek


kalima-ria

God I wish that were me


IllClue5739

An ass kisser


AlternativeEqual3

Holy s%\T looks like a venomous one


fuzzygroodle

Poor frog was just looking for a little rimjob…


StopMotionHarry

………………… a hungry snake


Mcgrary

If that is a cane toad its a dead snake slithering!


WalkindudeX

Too green to be a cane toad


Kai_Boshh

ITS A HONGRY SNEK


Bloodwolv

Alan. Wait that's not Alan, that's Steve.


ThePhantom91

A hungry…oh


Rosa412

I don’t know but it has gorgeous colours


Cr3s3ndO

Who would win, 1 tree snake or 1 froggy boi


ETERN4L_shxdow

No longer hungry snake... It just ate!


wigzell78

Well he's not hungry any more...


YourFriendPutin

Adam


Supergreen62

That the " Very Hungry Green Frog Eating Snake"


bo8od

Doesn’t look like it’s carrying a wallet. Probably can’t ID it.


BloodedNut

A VERY hungry snake


Brokinnogin

Well, he's not hungry any more...


secretcupcakequeen

blue speckled frog muncher 🤪


AttackofMonkeys

That's Gary


King_Bread_

Well… that is one hungri boi


RepeatInPatient

Is she a choker Frank?


FatLarrysHotTip

Famish snake


Environmental_Art591

It's a snake that will soon be in need of a ladder. Gorgeous colour, though. What are you going to call it. My dad called his python Fred.


eddies-friend

Hungarian snake


BigTuna_123

Hungry snake


J0hnD0eWasTaken

A no longer hungry snake


sjbbang79

A Hangry Snake?


HellishJesterCorpse

If only it would leave the green tree frogs alone and target Cane toads.


dramas_5

Probably a thirsty snake after all that protein.


architectvandelay7

Starving snake, famished snake


bmudz

A not hungry anymore snake


Uncle_Fudgecup

He isn’t hungry anymore


joepanda111

Solid Snake


Competitive-Dust-631

Hungarian snaketh


daplonet

Not a hungry snake?


s1monm1

I call the big one Bitey!


MobCurt

kinda think it's the asseater trouser


blopenshtop

Pretty sure that's Jesse


SunnyCoast26

Starving snake


opposing_critter

It's pretty danger noodle


Waylander08

Don't know the common name, but it looks like the "noodlus dangerus" to me


mt-Room

I'm impressed it spotted the frog to begin with, all the way up there.


Plnetheman

A hungry snake


Fit_Hat1669

Looks like a pine snake


JoeRogansBallbag

Stuart.


AnaheimAkira88

That’s Jeff


RhetoricalTautology

Frog Lamia


Azza_

A previously hungry snake.


chuckiechap33

A Starving Snake.


geekgirlau

… well not anymore


KhunPhaen

Eow fantastic shot!


KarrathaFlash1975

Frog eating snake


natpatel01

That frog has a long tale.


moistenvironments

2003 Toyota Corolla


hmorr5

A full snake


Danplays642

Horny snake?


lionheart_2281

A “not hungry anymore” snake


geeceeza

A ravenous snake


scissorsgrinder

Oh I nearly stepped on this once when it parked itself against my back door. Cute markings.


dahanjayhay

A full snake


Ezekial_Meniscus

Poor Kermit 😔


trexy88

Daddy long legs


beefstockcube

Spicy noodle confirmed


pinklushlove

Widow sill snake


Undoar

A Hungry-Hungry Hippo Snake


pretance

Looks like a french snake to me


Justthisguy_yaknow

I wouldn't say that. It's not hungry any more.


dlg

Snafroggen


guihk01

A very hungry snake?


Rand0mArcher-_

Well of course he's not a hungry snake, it appears he's eating


DarthShiv

He's getting toad


Gwynne9

Having a snake living in your roof definitely keeps the birds and rats out.


DonaldCrowhurst

That’s Barry. Easy, even on this angle.


danksion

That’s a class 1 danger noodle


ConfusedRubberWalrus

I hope that’s not Slappy the Shoe Frog


Sirobeel

Not gonna be hungry for long snake


Ok_Employee2270

What does a frog say halfway in a snakes mouth? Knee-deep, knee-deep


yeezus_is_jesus

A soon to be fed snake?


samkwilly

That's a frog doing a big scaley shit


NonchalantNoodle

A starving reptilian


Altruistic-Azz

A well fed snake