Accordion to Bung:
Stop No!
Accordion to Fuck Fuck Yo:
Spit in!
Accordion to Goggle:
Spot On!
EDIT: Whoa! I've never had this many downvotes before! It's kind of exciting, if not a little unsettling.
Was it just that the joke was bad? (It *was* bad)
Or something else?
I really wanna know what I said that sucked.
Its name is Common like after the rapper? Thats so cool.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_(rapper)#:~:text=Lonnie%20Rashid%20Lynn%20(born%20March,with%20his%201994%20album%20Resurrection.
>Common Tree Snake.
>Significance to Humans:
>Non-Venomous
>Inoffensive and bites infrequently. **Emits a strong odor from the cloaca if handled firmly.**
Grab it and give it a shake, if it farts then its a common tree snake.... probably.
I have handled a few of these (or more likely, the same one a few times) and they do indeed slime some rank smelling stuff all over you if you piss them off.
That might have been the smell that was moving around my parents ceiling over christmas.
Went up there to look, couldnt find anything, but did find what looked like a mouse nest. Smell went away after a few days but never did really find the source.
Had my exes dad kill a tree snake because the thick cunt thought it was a brown, like my brother in Christ it is a green fucking snake that is harmless. shit cunt he was.
Volunteer snake catcher here. Yeah it gets a bit wearing how every fucking callout we get is a "taipan" or a "king brown" - you turn up with your catching gear and it's a harmless tree snake or python. Like, I get that people don't necessarily know what species of snake it is, but Jesus Christ, you'd think people could at least learn the more obvious ones. I mean, carpet pythons are pretty bloody distinctive, and you really can't miss the bright yellow belly on a tree snake. It's not that hard.
Hi mate. Iām in northern NSW and was flipping tin the other day and kept finding small brown in colour snakes (nearly black) with a thin white band around the back of their head. My best googling suggested dwarf crown snake. Would you say thatās accurate? Can juvenile browns ever have this band? Tia.
Green tree snake. Harmless. The light-blue skin you can see between the scales, coupled with the yellow-green belly makes it completely unmistakeable.
https://backyardbuddies.org.au/backyard-buddies/green-tree-snake/
Common tree snake
that's the one, cheers. Dendrelaphis punctulatus accoridng to goggle.
Right on time
Accordion to Bung: Stop No! Accordion to Fuck Fuck Yo: Spit in! Accordion to Goggle: Spot On! EDIT: Whoa! I've never had this many downvotes before! It's kind of exciting, if not a little unsettling. Was it just that the joke was bad? (It *was* bad) Or something else? I really wanna know what I said that sucked.
Pardon me?
A hungry snake
snac :D
Yep I seen heaps of these snakes in QLD especially, they are scared of humans but love a rodent or an endangered marsupial
Its name is Common like after the rapper? Thats so cool. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_(rapper)#:~:text=Lonnie%20Rashid%20Lynn%20(born%20March,with%20his%201994%20album%20Resurrection.
š¶... I wish I could gi u dis tree frog On tha corners.š¶
Aw, i thought that was yella funny! But I also thought my comment was funny, so I'm not the best jÅdge.
I thought it was a harmless joke myself. I suppose some people have the Mondays.
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Strangely enough, the frog kind of just looks pissed off.
I'm a frog and can confirm.
>Common Tree Snake. >Significance to Humans: >Non-Venomous >Inoffensive and bites infrequently. **Emits a strong odor from the cloaca if handled firmly.** Grab it and give it a shake, if it farts then its a common tree snake.... probably.
Inoffensive and bites infrequently *** sad frog enters the chat
Bites frequently enough for the frogs sake
Frog should fart in the snake's mouth.
Shart instead. Best of both worlds.
I think he already did
But doesnāt frog also eat babby snake?
"Emits a strong odor from the cloaca if handled firmly" is going to be my Tinder handle if I ever need to get on tinder.
I have handled a few of these (or more likely, the same one a few times) and they do indeed slime some rank smelling stuff all over you if you piss them off.
This guy snakes
That might have been the smell that was moving around my parents ceiling over christmas. Went up there to look, couldnt find anything, but did find what looked like a mouse nest. Smell went away after a few days but never did really find the source.
Squeeze it til' it comes out the cloaka
A snake in need of a strepsil? He *has* got a frog in his throat, after all...
Username checks out.
Hahah oath
Terrible Muriel.
When the croak gets beyond a joke
Oof.
Hahaha good one.. you did make me LOL
šššš
Nice!
A hungr- oh
Not anymore.
A snog
This made me laugh more that it should have
Looks more like a Frake to me
Mwah
A well-fed snake?
Perhaps thoroughly nourished
Frogmouth.
Frog*ass*. Snakemouth.
Thatās an owl.
Clearly it's a snake, duh
Itās not actually!
RIP Slappy
Well I mean definitely not a hungry snake anymore
soon to be chonky snek
Had my exes dad kill a tree snake because the thick cunt thought it was a brown, like my brother in Christ it is a green fucking snake that is harmless. shit cunt he was.
Volunteer snake catcher here. Yeah it gets a bit wearing how every fucking callout we get is a "taipan" or a "king brown" - you turn up with your catching gear and it's a harmless tree snake or python. Like, I get that people don't necessarily know what species of snake it is, but Jesus Christ, you'd think people could at least learn the more obvious ones. I mean, carpet pythons are pretty bloody distinctive, and you really can't miss the bright yellow belly on a tree snake. It's not that hard.
Hi mate. Iām in northern NSW and was flipping tin the other day and kept finding small brown in colour snakes (nearly black) with a thin white band around the back of their head. My best googling suggested dwarf crown snake. Would you say thatās accurate? Can juvenile browns ever have this band? Tia.
Bit hard to say without a photo. Both dwarf crowns and juvenile eastern browns can have white bands.
Guy probably was a shitcunt, but devils advocate - maybe he had red-green colour blindness?
I hope thats not Slappy the frog!
This is why it's best to never leave the shoe
Black next to yella - cuddly feller. Red next to black - jump the fuck back. You're cool.
nopeouse ropeous
Frog mouthed Snake
Green tree snake. Harmless. The light-blue skin you can see between the scales, coupled with the yellow-green belly makes it completely unmistakeable. https://backyardbuddies.org.au/backyard-buddies/green-tree-snake/
It's not hungry anymore, no. It just ate a huge frog.
A previously hungry snake.
Thatās Brian. Heās a hungry little f^#cker
How is the life of Brian going these days?
It's on the tip of my tongue... but I've got a frog in my throat.
I got a frog in my throat
You didnāt jump in to save the frog???
Donāt tell me what to do.
A satiated serpent.
Not hungry anymore š¤£
Stunning
A peckish python
Frog mouthed green snake
Thats a frog
Banded Frog Eater
Frog headed snake
Donāt think itās a hungry snake after that meal. Full snake.
Nopeus ropeii
well it's not a trouser snake
Hungarian snake
A beautiful nope rope
I believe that is a hungry danger noodle
It was hungry š¤¤
Hungry snake
Well its not a Hungry Hippo Ā®ļø so...
Thatās Colin, Colin doesnāt like loud noises but is a leg man.
That frog is taking the weirdest shit ive ever seen. . .
That's a brown snake for sure..
Mate are you blind? Red-bellied black, duh.
U colourblind!? It's clearly a green-belly blue.
It is obviously an escaped Llama.
I haven't ever seen a frog lay a cable that long!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GShYbNBVLQ
It's a French snake, because it likes frogs... I'll show myself out...
A full one. I wouldn't say hungry because by now that frog has in its gut and its no longer hungry.
A hungā Oh uhā¦ A starving Snake!
This is a snake that is seeking sustenance
Snake Mane
I was about to say hungry snake, you got me first
An angry snake
I can see a hungry snake
I believe thatās a snake rimming a frog = Rim Snake
Trouser snake which has trapped its prey
Hangry snek
God I wish that were me
An ass kisser
Holy s%\T looks like a venomous one
Poor frog was just looking for a little rimjobā¦
ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ a hungry snake
If that is a cane toad its a dead snake slithering!
Too green to be a cane toad
ITS A HONGRY SNEK
Alan. Wait that's not Alan, that's Steve.
A hungryā¦oh
I donāt know but it has gorgeous colours
Who would win, 1 tree snake or 1 froggy boi
No longer hungry snake... It just ate!
Well he's not hungry any more...
Adam
That the " Very Hungry Green Frog Eating Snake"
Doesnāt look like itās carrying a wallet. Probably canāt ID it.
A VERY hungry snake
Well, he's not hungry any more...
blue speckled frog muncher š¤Ŗ
That's Gary
Wellā¦ that is one hungri boi
Is she a choker Frank?
Famish snake
It's a snake that will soon be in need of a ladder. Gorgeous colour, though. What are you going to call it. My dad called his python Fred.
Hungarian snake
Hungry snake
A no longer hungry snake
A Hangry Snake?
If only it would leave the green tree frogs alone and target Cane toads.
Probably a thirsty snake after all that protein.
Starving snake, famished snake
A not hungry anymore snake
He isnāt hungry anymore
Solid Snake
Hungarian snaketh
Not a hungry snake?
I call the big one Bitey!
kinda think it's the asseater trouser
Pretty sure that's Jesse
Starving snake
It's pretty danger noodle
Don't know the common name, but it looks like the "noodlus dangerus" to me
I'm impressed it spotted the frog to begin with, all the way up there.
A hungry snake
Looks like a pine snake
Stuart.
Thatās Jeff
Frog Lamia
A previously hungry snake.
A Starving Snake.
ā¦ well not anymore
Eow fantastic shot!
Frog eating snake
That frog has a long tale.
2003 Toyota Corolla
A full snake
Horny snake?
A ānot hungry anymoreā snake
A ravenous snake
Oh I nearly stepped on this once when it parked itself against my back door. Cute markings.
A full snake
Poor Kermit š
Daddy long legs
Spicy noodle confirmed
Widow sill snake
A Hungry-Hungry Hippo Snake
Looks like a french snake to me
I wouldn't say that. It's not hungry any more.
Snafroggen
A very hungry snake?
Well of course he's not a hungry snake, it appears he's eating
He's getting toad
Having a snake living in your roof definitely keeps the birds and rats out.
Thatās Barry. Easy, even on this angle.
Thatās a class 1 danger noodle
I hope thatās not Slappy the Shoe Frog
Not gonna be hungry for long snake
What does a frog say halfway in a snakes mouth? Knee-deep, knee-deep
A soon to be fed snake?
That's a frog doing a big scaley shit
A starving reptilian
A well fed snake