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Dashin5

you could just put fake hands on the ends of poles. or the far cheaper and better option is to just grow your arms longer


jakeroony

saves a bit of money but it just takes so gosh darn long


OfficialDampSquid

Looks like they just had Zach hold mannequin arms in custom long sleeves


lordofspork

Wait, it was a costume?


Spaceman_05

the real touchy tim was famously very camera shy, which is why he turned to wonderful actor zachary to portray him in this documentary and tell his story


lordofspork

I see no reason to doubt your authoritative narrative.


GentlemanOctopus

It's a pretty simple illusion to pull off if you just saw your legs off at the knees and put shoes on the bloody stumps.


snailboy

[I'd start with a couple of these, or cheaper equivalent...](https://www.amazon.com/MG-PY-P-Replacement-Handles-D-Handle-Shovels/dp/B00UY1XSD6/ref=asc_df_B00UY1XSD6/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=385179065226&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12903804473056779348&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=21133&hvtargid=pla-828993287433&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=83905924532&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=385179065226&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=12903804473056779348&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=21133&hvtargid=pla-828993287433) Then wrap them in a bunch of cardboard or paper mache to get the forearm shape. If you can get yourself some mannequin hands, attach those to the ends. Otherwise, maybe try stuffing some gloves with newspaper and painting them, but idunno how good that would look. Buy two cheap blazers, and remove the arms from one of them, then sew the arms onto the ends of the other one. For the cuffs, cut the sleeves off a dress shirt and attach them to the arms themselves. Y'know, for realism. That's how I'd do it, anyways.


[deleted]

Dont forget to become a pedophile to make it perfect.


Fishyhead81

No, now, listen, it’s all about context. You’ve really got to hear the whole song…..


Bhazor

Worst part? I never even got to try those blue M&Ms.


tothedogsforme

how do you buy a suit with those arms?


ithinkimtim

Cut suit arms off another suit smaller and stitch them together.


hazzario

I might go as bigoted Bill


GP96_

Why settle for Touchy Tim when you could go as the superior Mister Bull?


Bhazor

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Datelesstuba

Sew a second set of suit sleeves to the end of your first set of suit sleeves. Then shove mannequin arms through ‘em and grab on.


MrKas

Use that old trick where you rub your elbow to grow your arms longer.