T O P

All the other gods are false except the one I believe in. Really? You mean all of these:

All the other gods are false except the one I believe in. Really? You mean all of these:

whatthehellsteve

Those are just some of the names that have lasted too. Some estimate that humans have believed in roughly 200,000,000 gods since the concept was invented.


diogenes_shadow

There are 8 billion humans on earth, and it appears at least 7 billion of them have some form of private unique god between their ears. They use the same words for a lot of them, but each god inside each skull is unique.


nuublarg

That's 2 gods per human that's ever lived. Something seems off.


murrtrip

That number is 200 million. So you might be thinking it’s billion.


nuublarg

Oh, right. I get number dyslexic sometimes.


kuribosshoe0

Polytheism exists. Some individuals have believed in hundreds of gods, not just two.


EatCrud

I am a follower of Bart. He makes right things right and wrong things wrong.


wanabeswordsman

Cannibal Grandmother!? What a fucking awesome name for a god! Fuck this atheism shit, I worship Cannibal Grandmother now, bitches!


Manigeitora

Cannibal grandmother just sounds like a cover band of old ladies that sing cannibal corpse songs, and holy fuck I would listen to that


_Alex_Zer0_

ALL HAIL THE GREAT CANNIBAL GRANDMOTHER!


[deleted]

Where did you find this? Would love to have that copied to notes to drop from time to time


IamImposter

Few years back saw it on quora (I'm not sure but I think [Franklin Veaux](https://www.quora.com/profile/Franklin-Veaux) posted it) and I copied it to notes on my phone. Today I was just going through old notes and thought of sharing it here.


[deleted]

Apparently there’s a copy text button. So that worked. Thanks though


OuijaWalker

Your list omits Joe Pesci! Sacrilege!!!


solarroller

He looks like a guy that can get things done!


Razo-E

https://youtu.be/PlzbFxYy08c


Sheepish_conundrum

There are currently 2.4 billion different gods worshipped by Christians. They are, after all, a PERSONAL jesus.


Manigeitora

Someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares.


JessicaBreeze

Reach out and touch faith.


Manigeitora

Feeling alone and you're all alone, flesh and bone by the telephone


TheKingOfRhye777

Pick up the receiver, I'll make you a believer


Kuvenant

You missed the Flying Spaghetti Monster!


JessicaBreeze

The one true god.


GMCTrucker

May you be touched by His noodley appendage.


PunkToTheFuture

He boiled for your sins. Forever in his sauce. R'amen.


Who_Wouldnt_

LOL, dude, I love it. Edit: after a quick review I'm a little disappointed not to see my name on the list, lol.


Odd_Patchwork

Odun is in there twice. That's voting fraud and I'm afraid we'll have to batch dismiss your whole list. No God but mine now! /S


fatherfrank1

How dare you just dismiss...uh....Hotoru like that! He will crush your souls for this denial and insolence! If that's the kind of thing he does! And is a 'he!'


sol_sleepy

even the Bible talks about other “gods”... So in that sense, this is Biblical lol


PlaySalieri

That's because they were [all originally polytheistic.](https://youtu.be/MlnnWbkMlbg)


BobNoxious211

My cat is not on this list.


Miss_pechorat

Bastet?


_Hanora_

Ah yes, I worship Shrimp house


Fnatlaf

There can only be one! Everybody knows that!


Miss_pechorat

Me?


Fnatlaf

If it's you, then you're the only one. That much is certain!


LiberalAspergers

There is but one God He is the Sun God RA! RA! RA!


Babylonkitten

No flying spaghetti monster?🤔


MonkeysOnMyBottom

Those certainly sound made up.... Because none of them are real


PatxFussy

https://groups.google.com/g/aus.religion.christian/c/MJdF5XSfg54 Found this link from a 2009 Google group chat with the deities sorted by location.


IamImposter

Ha ha. Thanks a loooooot. My wife is so gonna hate you coz I'm gonna waste more time tomorrow and add these gods to my list :)


_Alex_Zer0_

Oh shit


AtTheCorner661

some theists rationalise this by saying "It's all the same guy, everyone else is just wrong about the description" which is still stupid


Diddleit108

Correct.


KeepYourselfSaffe

The myriad of different ways humans tried to explain the world. It's kinda sad the amount of information lost due to assimilation.


Manigeitora

Really want someone to read this list in the style of Yakko doing the 50 states.


FlyingSquid

You forgot the Great Green Arkleseizure. Beware the coming of the Great White Handkerchief!


Salty_Olive1995

"Master Of Winds" Lmao it sounds like an anime character


highrisedrifter

Kuan Ti is so good he's in the list twice! Where's Torm, Helm, Umberlee, Loviatar, Mystra, Bane, Cyric, Chauntea, Kelemvor, Silvanus, and all the others?


RefrigeratorLong6149

Does anybody have references for "baldhead"? I'm sure it's just a cover up... but the Google is not sheding any light. If anybody knows, maybe we can bang it out, or just put a pin in it, for now...


whatheactualfawketh

There’s a god named ‘White Lady’? Lol


MysteriousFlowChart

There’s an Avatar episode about a White Lady. Idk if it’s connected.


Splitfingers

Oh yeah, the painted lady! To be honest though, I'm more interested in that guy named doc or was his name shoe?


MysteriousFlowChart

No, that’s his brother!


FlyingSquid

Maybe they mean [The White Goddess?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Goddess)


diogenes_shadow

You missed my god, it’s called “The God Between My Ears!”


SquareSuitGuy

Actually, Asherali is pretty legit. All the other stuff is bulshit but Asherali is actually probably accurate, just have faith.


throwRA_SheIsBack

Use Hinduism, we have 33 crore god's thwse are less


IamImposter

Actually that's translation error. It's 33 types and not 33 crore. The confusion comes from two meanings of word KOTI which are TYPE and CRORE(the number). E.g we say uchcha koti ke Brahmin I.e Brahmin of very high stature (type) And koti koti pranam I.e. Crore crore pranam. Vedas refer to not 33 KOTI(i.e. CRORE) Devatas but 33 KOTI (i.e. TYPE) of Devatas. Atharva Veda says: with God’s influence, these thirty-three (supporting devta) sustain the world. Here goes another list: Vedic gods as explained in an Upanishad as – - eight Vasus, - eleven Rudras, - twelve Adityas, - Indra and - Prajapati 8 Vasus are: - Earth, - Water, - Fire, - Air, - Ether, - Moon, - Sun, - Stars (sun is also a star but our ancestors didn't know) 11 Rudras: These are 10 pranas and 1 rudra The ten Pranas - Praana, - Apaana, - Vyaana, - Samaana, - Udaana, - Naag, - Kurma, - Krikal, - Devadutta - Dhananjaya and - eleventh is the human soul. 12 Adityaas —the twelve months of a year called Adityaas hindu months: - pausha, - magh, - phalgun - chaitra - vaishakh - jyeshtha, - ashad, - shravan, - bhadrapad, - ashvin, - kartik, - margashirsha


throwRA_SheIsBack

Yeah and also the post doesn't add on to religious like Hinduism , bhuddism etc. Here you believe in many Gods


Kylothy

Bro go outside how long did this shit take?


Strythe_Horde

No Talos?


[deleted]

Why is Aunt Nancy on the list??? Edit: I looked it up and was underwhelmed to find it was just a distortion of Anansi 😂 https://gods-goddess.fandom.com/wiki/Anansi


gyarnar

Shrimp House?


charoco

Clapton is also missing.


mechaPantsu

Went to the F section looking for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and was let down, but what the f*** is "foot stuck child"?!


czj10

Someone needs to post this on r/Christianity. Just for kicks.


Current-Cheesecake14

AUNT NANCY LMAO. That’s some godly name


corgblam

The christian god doesnt even have a name. Its just "god". How pathetic of a god do you have to be to not even have a name?


TheKingOfRhye777

Yahweh/Jehovah/El


FreeTapir

Can you edit it to put heavenly father in there?


Mudder1310

Obviously.


LobsterMassMurderer

Hah! Wakanda. But where is Wotan?


third_declension

Any theologians who have embraced [the multiverse hypothesis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse) might suppose that each of the infinitely many universes has its own god.


Ign3usR3x

Cripple Boy, Crow, Crow Woman, Just love it! Imma be reading through this list for a bit lol


4-stars

Thank you for so many pet name suggestions. Wonder why MOO-LAU is the only one in all caps.


Ghoram

Is the wendigo actually a deity?


unknown-blob

It's complicated


saintbad

Our gods are as varied as we are. We invent them in our own image (which is why they \*just happen\* to always agree with US!)


gr2020od

No George Burns?


Toyotafan123

You left off Eric Clapton on your list.


PaganBeef

You had me right up until Xpiyacoc.


RaidingPig

Hey, you cheated, Zeus is twice on the list


yvngmysterious13

When was Jesus invented?


Halperr

Yes.


Erligdog64

I don't see Tengri. 😞


nil83hxjow

Twin Thunder Boys?? What?


pairolegal

What about the FSM? His noodleness is not pleased.


AtG68

my favorite is "Aunt Nancy"


PankoCopper

>yu TIL I'm a god


dl33

Lol who are the Twin Thunder Boys??


Ender914

Oh you're religious, what god do you believe in? Ah, THE god from Christianity...that's so main stream! Right now I'm into blood clot boy. But idk, it's really starting to get popular, so I'm thinking of switching to cannibal mother. I guess I just like being different, you know? *Takes another slug of my limited edition mint julep PBR tall boy


PumpkinGrinder

TL DR


absurdcreatures

Bear Woman is actually real, though


genetically_ashy

I think they forgot Elohim. That's what my Mormon family members call god😬


SentientTaco11

Ahura Mazda is one of my favorites. It's like a bad ass car god!


ProjectDirectory

Yehweh and Jehovah are the same god.


SharpDullard

Think of the odds that you've chosen the wrong gawd...


PlaySalieri

Yo! Why you got to come at Long Nose like that?


Least_Necessary_7239

That’s the point of faith


itechnoturtle

ah yes, my favorite god, blind boy


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third_declension

Polytheists reject the notion of only one true god.


diogenes_shadow

The one true god is your own god between your own ears.


FlyingSquid

You think Quetzalcoatl and Ahura Mazda are the same god? Really?


dyslexicpotatoe

Not necessarily all the same. Pretty much everyone agrees that Jesus existed as well as Muhammad (and I'm sure plenty of others). Where they likely charlatans? Probably. But it's not the same as thinking the sun and moon are sentient and doing a rain dance.