All the other gods are false except the one I believe in. Really? You mean all of these:
By - IamImposter
Those are just some of the names that have lasted too. Some estimate that humans have believed in roughly 200,000,000 gods since the concept was invented.
There are 8 billion humans on earth, and it appears at least 7 billion of them have some form of private unique god between their ears.
They use the same words for a lot of them, but each god inside each skull is unique.
That's 2 gods per human that's ever lived. Something seems off.
That number is 200 million. So you might be thinking it’s billion.
Oh, right. I get number dyslexic sometimes.
Polytheism exists. Some individuals have believed in hundreds of gods, not just two.
I am a follower of Bart. He makes right things right and wrong things wrong.
Cannibal Grandmother!? What a fucking awesome name for a god! Fuck this atheism shit, I worship Cannibal Grandmother now, bitches!
Cannibal grandmother just sounds like a cover band of old ladies that sing cannibal corpse songs, and holy fuck I would listen to that
ALL HAIL THE GREAT CANNIBAL GRANDMOTHER!
Where did you find this? Would love to have that copied to notes to drop from time to time
Few years back saw it on quora (I'm not sure but I think [Franklin Veaux](https://www.quora.com/profile/Franklin-Veaux) posted it) and I copied it to notes on my phone. Today I was just going through old notes and thought of sharing it here.
Apparently there’s a copy text button. So that worked. Thanks though
Your list omits Joe Pesci! Sacrilege!!!
He looks like a guy that can get things done!
There are currently 2.4 billion different gods worshipped by Christians. They are, after all, a PERSONAL jesus.
Someone to hear your prayers, someone who cares.
Reach out and touch faith.
Feeling alone and you're all alone, flesh and bone by the telephone
Pick up the receiver, I'll make you a believer
You missed the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
The one true god.
May you be touched by His noodley appendage.
He boiled for your sins. Forever in his sauce. R'amen.
LOL, dude, I love it.
Edit: after a quick review I'm a little disappointed not to see my name on the list, lol.
Odun is in there twice. That's voting fraud and I'm afraid we'll have to batch dismiss your whole list. No God but mine now! /S
How dare you just dismiss...uh....Hotoru like that! He will crush your souls for this denial and insolence!
If that's the kind of thing he does!
And is a 'he!'
even the Bible talks about other “gods”...
So in that sense, this is Biblical lol
That's because they were [all originally polytheistic.](https://youtu.be/MlnnWbkMlbg)
My cat is not on this list.
Ah yes, I worship Shrimp house
There can only be one! Everybody knows that!
If it's you, then you're the only one. That much is certain!
There is but one God
He is the Sun God
RA! RA! RA!
No flying spaghetti monster?🤔
Those certainly sound made up....
Because none of them are real
Found this link from a 2009 Google group chat with the deities sorted by location.
Ha ha. Thanks a loooooot.
My wife is so gonna hate you coz I'm gonna waste more time tomorrow and add these gods to my list :)
some theists rationalise this by saying "It's all the same guy, everyone else is just wrong about the description" which is still stupid
The myriad of different ways humans tried to explain the world. It's kinda sad the amount of information lost due to assimilation.
Really want someone to read this list in the style of Yakko doing the 50 states.
You forgot the Great Green Arkleseizure. Beware the coming of the Great White Handkerchief!
"Master Of Winds" Lmao it sounds like an anime character
Kuan Ti is so good he's in the list twice!
Where's Torm, Helm, Umberlee, Loviatar, Mystra, Bane, Cyric, Chauntea, Kelemvor, Silvanus, and all the others?
Does anybody have references for "baldhead"?
I'm sure it's just a cover up... but the Google is not sheding any light. If anybody knows, maybe we can bang it out, or just put a pin in it, for now...
There’s a god named ‘White Lady’? Lol
There’s an Avatar episode about a White Lady. Idk if it’s connected.
Oh yeah, the painted lady! To be honest though, I'm more interested in that guy named doc or was his name shoe?
No, that’s his brother!
Maybe they mean [The White Goddess?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Goddess)
You missed my god, it’s called “The God Between My Ears!”
Actually, Asherali is pretty legit. All the other stuff is bulshit but Asherali is actually probably accurate, just have faith.
Use Hinduism, we have 33 crore god's thwse are less
Actually that's translation error. It's 33 types and not 33 crore. The confusion comes from two meanings of word KOTI which are TYPE and CRORE(the number).
E.g we say uchcha koti ke Brahmin I.e Brahmin of very high stature (type)
And koti koti pranam I.e. Crore crore pranam.
Vedas refer to not 33 KOTI(i.e. CRORE) Devatas but 33 KOTI (i.e. TYPE) of Devatas.
Atharva Veda says:
with God’s influence, these thirty-three (supporting devta) sustain the world.
Here goes another list:
Vedic gods as explained in an Upanishad as –
- eight Vasus,
- eleven Rudras,
- twelve Adityas,
- Indra and
8 Vasus are:
- Stars (sun is also a star but our ancestors didn't know)
11 Rudras: These are 10 pranas and 1 rudra
The ten Pranas
- Dhananjaya and
- eleventh is the human soul.
12 Adityaas —the twelve months of a year called Adityaas
Yeah and also the post doesn't add on to religious like Hinduism , bhuddism etc.
Here you believe in many Gods
Bro go outside how long did this shit take?
Why is Aunt Nancy on the list???
Edit: I looked it up and was underwhelmed to find it was just a distortion of Anansi 😂
Clapton is also missing.
Went to the F section looking for the Flying Spaghetti Monster and was let down, but what the f*** is "foot stuck child"?!
Someone needs to post this on r/Christianity. Just for kicks.
AUNT NANCY LMAO. That’s some godly name
The christian god doesnt even have a name. Its just "god". How pathetic of a god do you have to be to not even have a name?
Can you edit it to put heavenly father in there?
Hah! Wakanda. But where is Wotan?
Any theologians who have embraced [the multiverse hypothesis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multiverse) might suppose that each of the infinitely many universes has its own god.
Cripple Boy, Crow, Crow Woman,
Just love it! Imma be reading through this list for a bit lol
Thank you for so many pet name suggestions. Wonder why MOO-LAU is the only one in all caps.
Is the wendigo actually a deity?
Our gods are as varied as we are. We invent them in our own image (which is why they \*just happen\* to always agree with US!)
No George Burns?
You left off Eric Clapton on your list.
You had me right up until Xpiyacoc.
Hey, you cheated, Zeus is twice on the list
When was Jesus invented?
I don't see Tengri. 😞
Twin Thunder Boys?? What?
What about the FSM? His noodleness is not pleased.
my favorite is "Aunt Nancy"
TIL I'm a god
Lol who are the Twin Thunder Boys??
Oh you're religious, what god do you believe in? Ah, THE god from Christianity...that's so main stream! Right now I'm into blood clot boy. But idk, it's really starting to get popular, so I'm thinking of switching to cannibal mother. I guess I just like being different, you know?
*Takes another slug of my limited edition mint julep PBR tall boy
Bear Woman is actually real, though
I think they forgot Elohim. That's what my Mormon family members call god😬
Ahura Mazda is one of my favorites. It's like a bad ass car god!
Yehweh and Jehovah are the same god.
Think of the odds that you've chosen the wrong gawd...
Yo! Why you got to come at Long Nose like that?
That’s the point of faith
ah yes, my favorite god, blind boy
Polytheists reject the notion of only one true god.
The one true god is your own god between your own ears.
You think Quetzalcoatl and Ahura Mazda are the same god? Really?
Not necessarily all the same. Pretty much everyone agrees that Jesus existed as well as Muhammad (and I'm sure plenty of others).
Where they likely charlatans? Probably.
But it's not the same as thinking the sun and moon are sentient and doing a rain dance.