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A Reddit stranger just posted the squeeze will happen if we all shove our heads up our asses.

A Reddit stranger just posted the squeeze will happen if we all shove our heads up our asses.

Cornelius-Hawthorne

My head is perpetually up my own ass. So I’m ready!


justonemorebet

I guess that stranger doesn't know apes.


DrImNotFukingSelling

That’s crazy, I just explained to my GF that blowjobs are the best path to MOASS…so she walked to the neighbor frat house…we should be good now.


pragmatic-guy

I just took a drink of water before reading your comment. I then got a towel and wiped it all off my screen!


Malfanese

Our own asses or someone else’s? Is this the ape-centipede?


FollowingFlaky

Lolol my rips lol


pinksailboat

Gormillapede?


Inevitable_Ad6868

LFG!


FollowingFlaky

No it's not helping I've had my head up my ass this whole time lol


DreamimgBig

You’re not in deep enough.


Mean-Fondant-8732

This got me.


CrayonEatingBabyApe

Can’t tell if this is great idea or outright FUD....better safe than sorry. Thanks ape!!


No-Explanation-1982

Well there sort of is truth in his words. In that case no one will be watching or reacting emotionally ha. Also no selling pressure either. Buy and hold is the way. Ignore the FUD though. Sticks and stones and blah blah blah you already know


macdona1

*googling how to shove head up ones ass*


Elegant_Sale

Until Cramer tell us to NOT do it , I ain’t doing it , I know Cramer is currently bullish on shoving heads ups asses


centzofhumor

Not just any ole squeeze… I want the MOASS. Make it hurt so good. 😂


Powerbingo

Probbably the best tip ever... Lets keep eyes and ears away from reading and hearing stupied fake shit... Lets go for the real.