Would you rather have $36 every day or ability to fuck any one person every day?
By - dionesav
how does the second one work.
if i want to fuck someone in a different country what happens
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Yeah op, I need some more guidelines on the sex stuff - can we sex up anyone who ever existed? Cause I wanna get in on [that one guys dead wife from awhile back!](https://www.reddit.com/r/FunnyandSad/comments/9idnba/i_also_choose_this_guys_dead_wife/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
I also choose that guy's dead wife.
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Well its OP's responsibility that you get your fuck
You can but you just have to go there
$13,140 a year is pretty good for literally doing nothing
This depends on if it adjusts for inflation, if not it'll become nothing sorta fast.
Curious about economy, do you have the math on how fast $36 per day will be nothing due to inflation?
If you average 5% inflation rate per year it would take roughly 50 years to increase currency by about 1000%, meaning it would be x10 less valuable. Meaning what you can currently buy with $13 140 you would require $131 140 to buy.
Wouldn’t be worthless, wouldn’t be as valuable. Also many economies aim for 2-3% inflation rate, 5.1% was the average over the last 50 years for my country, so just did the maths based off that
Nothing is an exaggeration for sure. But it's no secret that our dollar is losing value, as are most other currencies, thanks to the recent pandemic. I'm no economist, but I'm sure you will be able to get a nice meal for that amount for st least the next decade or decade and a half.
I doubt anything will slow it enough to negate the effects of the pandemic. The government spending to keep people (and businesses, some of which didn't need it) afloat was immense
Oh sure, just another event part of the average at that point.
If things continue in the way that they have been for the past 20 years, some back of envelope calculations (that I couldn't replicate) suggest that in 20 years the $36 will be worth the equivalent of $22 today, or £8,000 / year.
Just invest the money in assets and no need to worry about inflation
That's been my strategy. Has been doing okay.
I've been doing the fucking one person a day. Not going so well
All the energy and time you must be losing, you poor soul.
I should've taken the money
So does the one person to fuck a day thing also adjust for inflation?
Yeah but I fucked your mom
I want sex too bad but money is money
Don't have the energy to fuck someone everyday. Also my girlfriend would be pissed if I didn't choose her or include her
Perhaps the ability includes the energy?
Maybe. She'd still be pissed though, and it says one person, I assume that means no threesomes or extra participation
I mean you get guaranteed sex with one person if you could persuade one other person to join in that’s technically not against the rules.
I guess you don’t really *have* to, you just can if you want to. I’d still take the ~13k
To be fair, it says the ability to, not the obligation to. You just wouldn't have to use it every day
Same answer. I'll take that cash
Have fun with your trust issues because I didn't take the money and I just fucked your girl. We about to do it again tomorrow too ;)
I’m pretty hideous so I’d take the ability and have sex with Jeff Bezos every day unless he pays me $37 a day.
you could probably get more than that
Yeah, but what if you start to like it?
This is my reasoning on why I won’t eat Rocky Mountain oysters.
No need to be greedy
jeff is like a dragon though. he wont notice if i take 100k or $100
Does this imply that the second option is non-consensual?
Record it and threaten to share it online
now that's illegal
But it could work
I don't think it's a good idea to threaten one of the richest people in the world
Yeah he can make you disappear and 10 years later you’re found in the desert, packed in a carton with the amazon smile logo on it looking all crusty from your dried blood.
Damn that's dark
I'm not forcing them. Magic is!
Idk if that's gonna hold up in a court of law
Just have sex with the judge
The sheer gravity surrounding the big brain you have is immense
who knows, maybe they're suddenly attracted to you for a day after you just thought "damn i really wanna fuck that one person"
I’m worried for this generation.
i'm in such a dilemma, I'm both broke and horny
Jesus why is this sub so horny
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Because sex with anyone I want is worth $37. I already make more than $37 a day.
Yea, but are you making your daily income + 37$ ? I don't think soo
No but, being able to hop on COD and fuck one specific players mom is priceless.
You got a point.
$37*7= an extra $259 a week or $1000 a month. Are you really saying sex with any person is worth that much? Maybe I'm not just not as sex motivated as some...
Sure $1000 a month is nice, but sex with your mom rn would be priceless.
$1000 a month? With anyone you want? That's a hell of a bargain. Good escorts charge that for a night
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Jesus why is this sub so greedy about money?
money can help you survive, sex cant
sex by definition literally is the only reason our species survives
but money is cool
The species but not the individual
oh no not sex again, not like it’s one of the most basic human needs or anything. stop acting like it should be taboo
Jesus why are we feeling these human emotions and desires
Worse than that, this sub seems to be obsessed with wanting to rape.
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$1000 a year really isn't that much, especially compared to banging every girl you've ever dreamed of
There are some things that money cant buy. Specially only 36$ a day.
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You can earn money, but fucking whoever you want once a day is too unique a perk to pass out on.
Just imagine how hard would post nut clarity hit
Money or a geass that lets you acquire blackmail material?
It’s says you cannot benefit monetarily so I guess you can’t take pictures tho
Can the person be fictional?
Asking the real questions
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Come on op we need to know
go to horny jail
No, they need to exist in reality
Presumably ability includes the other person wanting to... Otherwise I would choose money.
This is pretty specific for two options not related one for another but sure
And yet, this is a pretty close poll. Much closer than the majority of polls on this site, anyway.
Realize the ability to have sex with someone means yall need to be present together. Id imagine the utility from teleporting to random places in the word for a day is worth marginally more than $36
But what if they get teleported to you and yes, you get to have sex with whoever you want, but it's non consensual and the other person doesn't want it?
Then put a craigslist ad for people who want to tour your town for a day. Imagine how groundbreaking this would be for scientists everywhere
money. An extra 36 bucks daily, on top of regular income, is just too good. Less financial stress also means more time spent on yourself, which helps in option 2 anyway.
The money is like 1k a month. Unless that is absolutely necessary to live easily, I’d prefer the fun and fulfillment of the latter and just get a good enough job
And you can fuck your bosses wife in the meantime
I am asexual and have zero interest in sex, so I will take the free $13,140 USD annually. Even if I wasn't I would probably still take that, it isn't enough to live comfortably off of, but it is quite the nice supplement to your income, especially tax free.
Yeah it isn’t enough to live off of but when unemployed that would be a humongous safety net and would put you in a very good spot financially if you had a well paying job. And sex is good but I probably wouldn’t like myself if I could just fuck anyone I wanted.
Yeah, I'm not even ace. In fact, I have a pretty high sex drive. But the thought of sleeping with a bunch of ppl grosses me out. I'd much rather take the money and wait for that special person to come along (I'm not waiting for marriage or anything, but I like having sex in a committed, exclusive relationship instead of casual sex).
I always tend to pick money but this is a too good of an offer. There's someone I wanna fuck inside out so I can't say no to this
Put me down for 365 days of sweet sweet Betty White sexy time.
Doesn't everybody technically already have the option to fuck someone every day? Just takes a bit of effort.
Or are you talking attractive gender of choice comes along and offers themself on a silver platter everyday?
It say anyone person so it sounds like a choice.
If i have $36 coming in everyday i could just hit the club every weekend, buy drinks for everyone and schmooze whoever i want! Imagine hitting the club and being like "Yeah i just get paid for doing nothong. It isnt a lot, but free drinks is free drinks!" Lesbians would be littering my lap :D
I live in Romania, and here 36 USD (146 lei) a day is a really good payment.
36$ everyday because I am not that horny.
$36 per day really isn’t much money
But it's still enough to live on if you're not a big spender
Lol no it absolutely is not. It’s slightly over $13k. Below minimum wage, well below the poverty line.
Where I live it's easily enough to live on. There are countries outside the US, surprising as that may be.
I live on less than that for more than 2 years. And I am not struggling.
Am I the only one left who likes sex more than money??!?!?
Do they consent or no?
Yes they do
$36 a day is $12,096 a year! There is only a finite amount of people I'd be interested in sticking my knob in, plus I didn't see a bit about whether or not the other person was happy, or even WILLING, to get fucked by me, just that I got to bone them.
So, just to go over my choices again, I can have an extra $12,096 a year....or.....get sent to jail for rape. Cash please.
Yeah like if you could make money off the sex thing like doing bar bets ("I bet you $100 I can hook up with her"), or doing the same rich person enough they either marry you or pay you to stop (though that gets pretty rapey, I'm assuming the OP makes it consensual), then that would probably be better, but given no profiting allowed then I would go with the money. At least it would pay my rent, and whatever other money I make would go towards savings and life.
$36 sounds like you already cut the taxes off.
Yes it does lol!
36 is more than I have for groceries every week, so sign me up!
Do the 36$ scale with infation?
Then i oc choose $36 a day
$36 is enough for a decent meal at most restaurants. If I'm ever at the point where I'm jobless and/or homeless, I'll be thankful for my magical daily $36.
I mean,a dollar currently is worth 5 reais or more,so yes i'd take 180 reais a day thank you very much
Just buy a prostitute
People on Reddit value sex way to highly
Love is trash, bitches need cash.
Man this is tough. Its such a small amount of money but it would def accumulate over time. That and sex with different people would end up getting a disease. 36$ invested wisely over time every single day I'd be able to buy a house. I still think I'd take sex. But if you bumped it to 50 a day it might change my mind.
$1000 every month for free is pretty good.
asexuals: *heavy breathing*
I would say sex and pick my wife 😁
i also pick this guys wife
I’ll take Tenkuma777 then
I'm married, so I already have #2. Show me the money!
$36 daily because its alot in my country (more than average income)
Also because i love my girl <3
That's 13 grand tax free a year are you horny bastards out of your minds?
Nope! We already earn in ton and 13k is nothing to us! You poor sick! LOL😂
I'm having trouble finding who asked
They always say who asked but never how is asked
Specifications required for option 2, my best guess would be that it would allow you to choose anyone that you can come across normally and they’d be willing/give consent without consequences, otherwise it’s a completely unbalanced question. Another thing to think then is would they be able to become pregnant, to which yes I would say is the more probable answer..
That’s an extra 13,140 a year, definitely worth it
MONEY SUPERIOR POG
Damn really, almost half of the people here want sex over free money? Idk why I am surprised tho
*laughs in asexual*
Id rather be richer than collect stds
You know what they say, gotta catch 'em all
Where I live, 36 bucks a day for a month is like a really good life for upto 2 people. Def pick the first one cause of free money. And also cause I'm a minor and probably don't have the energy for the second one.
I have no clue how much $36 dollars is compared to the wages of my country😎😎
Can I use my powers of having sex with anybody for extortion? I can ask for more than $36 every day from anyone in return for basically not raping them. 😬
How would the second option work? Would the person instantly be infatuated with me? or am i making a clone of them? or how does it work?
They will be mutually interested in you
sex is incredibly easy to get, and free money is almost impossible to get. pretty easy decision
i’m quasisexual so.. lol
>Somewhat or seemingly sexual
What does that even mean
Sounds like someone with low libido, might be wrong tho
36 dollars a day for a year = $13140. Put all of that in a savings account and let that sit for 20 years. Big Brain = Big Money.
by ability do you mean they're temporarily horny to you or you just rape 'em?
im ace so its obv money for me, but still curious if 900+ people just got labeled as sex offenders
I'm a Demisexual. Gimme the money.
EDIT: why the downvotes? All I did was answer why I choose the money.
Converted to my currency as per exchange rate, 1080$ per month (tax free) is a massive difference in my life considering my lifestyle and current job. It's like my income more than doubled overnight, and will continue forever till I live.
On the other hand, I already have "the ability to have sex with one person every day", I just don't have the person
Hmm, Reddit’s not as horny as I thought.
Yo I'll take door number two I'll fuck well known homophobes and blackmail them for their fucking riches.
Threaten to fuck Joe Biden right grandpa ass unless he gives you 700 million dollars
Finding people I want to fuck sounds like too much effort. Money please.
I’m married, so technically I already have the latter (logistically that isn’t how it plays out, but it’s still technically true)—so I guess I’ll take a small raise.
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