By - sheepsucker
What the fuck was the actual plan?
Honestly - that rail probably saved him from a drowning.
Yeah it definitely looks like this accident saved his life. That water below him was rolling back on itself. Good chance it would have trapped his body there until it stopped, and he was dead.
People seem to really lack the respect for high flowing water currents and eddies.
It is possible to win every stupid prize but still lose the stupidests prize. -Captain Picard
Heard that Santa Claus laughter at the end lol
Well for a split second he thought he had one less soul to deliver gifts too in 2022. Makes his job easier.
There was a river behind my childhood home in Florida. Every year or so when we had a lot of rain or a hurricane it would flood up under our house and into the street and sometimes across the street to the neighbors house. The water looked like this, orange and rushing fast. People would jump off the bridge and swim. Many people had died but idiots still do it constantly.
i’m still trying to work up the respect for water currents buts it’s actually hard to think just how dangerous they are.
I don't know when it was or where it happened but I have this deep-seated instinct to never turn my back on the ocean. I don't know if it was some safety campaign but it's just like a fact I've accepted lol
SO, somebody somewhere some organization must be doing their due diligence. Also I'm so freak type by power lines I actively avoid not walking under them 😅
Exactly. That water below if any deeper than a couple feet would kill his ass.
And if was less than a few feet deep it could kill his ass a different way by broken neck to or just impacting the bottom from that high up
Nah he's aussie, he'd be right haha
Yeah Aussies are famously immune to drowning after their Prime Minister swam into the sea and was never seen again.
He drowned so we wouldn’t have to.
I just love the fact that there's a memorial swimming pool named after him.
You guys have the darkest sense of humor ever. That's engulf a flashlight dark....
That just made me think of a library on Harvard's campus. It was donated by a woman who had a son die on the Titanic. One of the conditions of the donation (which was HUGE) was that all students at Harvard had to pass a swim test to graduate. She had it in her head that if her son could swim, he wouldn't have died. (My mom was visiting and wanted to take a tour of the campus which is how I learned this fun fact)
The tribute is payed, we are safe for another hundred years. All hail Zorp
He comes out of the water and pushes you up to safety right? Then descends back to the depths.
wasnt that the end of Point Break?
Haha, similar, but with less bank robberies.
Every time I see some dumb shit on the internet I immediately look for the falcon or commodore in the background. We’re a simple but proud people.
Yeah, nah that cunt was gonna drown
So you are saying there'd be nothing left of him?
TBH I was steeling myself for this to be a great example of a meat crayon, but the actual result was still satisfying. Human pretzel.
Funny, because he also steeled himself...
RIGHT IN THE NUTS!
(I tried to write bazinga just to be a total idiot, but my phone put vagina instead, and I'm agreeing with my phone that is a funnier option)
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Exactly—not only was that water going way too fast even when conscious—but I was 100% expecting him to whip around the pole, to the ground, smash his head on concrete or on the metal railing, be knocked unconscious—and THEN his limp body fall into the rushing waters below.
That lucky slip up saved his life.
If you slow down the video you’ll see his nutz disengage from his nut sack and continue out of view
Nutsack Disengage is the new name of my Killswitch Engage cover band
As it should be.
It also stopped him from having kids
Yeah. That was divine intervention. I am pretty sure he would be dead if he hadn't been abruptly stopped
I know i was just about to comment this.
What was he going to do slide that this river thing all the way to the bottom until it drops because it looks like a dam😂
He might lose the balls but at least from drowning
I came here to say exactly this. Glad / sad that someone beat me to it.
If only there was some sort of sign there to warn him that the floor was wet
I think this is the possible outcome.
Honestly, if this wasn't the intended outcome... it was still pretty cool. Painful... but cool.
The newest Avenger; Irony Man
Maybe he shoulda put the sign up and then minded it.
To his credit, he really stuck the landing. Like a fly caught in a web
Well well, he needs a surfboard.
I am still not sure what he tried to accomplish... did he trie to jump over? Between? Did he try to get tangled in it? What was his goal?
I thought he was trying to slide on the wet floor sign at first- then I thought maybe he was trying to get into the water and surf on it…
But This guy is so many steps away from accomplishing either of those things that I have no clue what he was even trying to do.
You can see his foot sliding as he's running to the fence so I'm assuming he slipped and couldn't jump in time costing him the family jewels
I thought he was trying to slide under the bottom rail and … that doesn’t make sense either, but none of it does. I’m stumped.
I think he tried to jump it, but honestly it's anyone's guess
Except the guy himself and maybe also the guy with the camera, they might know.
This is the result when not having a plan at all comes together perfectly.
Yeah if you slow it down he plants his leg like he’s gonna jump but it nearly hyperextends.
He couldn’t make up his mind so he wrapped his nuts around the rail instead
He just thrust his drunk ragdoll of a body in a direction and hoped for the best.
He was still planning on planning.
Looks like he lag spiked into the railing
He is very fucking lucky he messed that up and the fence was there. Heavy flowing storm water drains are a serious death trap. I'm an adrenaline junkie and I would never fuck with one.
As teens we used to tube down a 20ftx10 tall tunnel designed for storm overflow. You'd lose your tube and just get fucking battered in the dark, down the concrete (that had steel water and sewer pipes in it too). Eventually after 6 or 7 minutes of thinking you were gonna die, you'd see the light at the end start closing in and then pop out into a shallow runoff pond. 2 means of victory. Fastest through the tunnel and most tunnel damage. I shudder about the fact that my daughter lives near that tunnel. Some experiences shouldn't be shared
Jesus christ man, that is hectic! Haha
Holy fuck, how was it discovered that you wouldn't just be trapped for an eternity if you allowed down it?
We walked through it dry all the time.hid there to drink beer and smoke . So we knew there wasn't much to trap you for eternity.
ohh, that makes more sense, I thought the tunnel was too steep to go back up from, so you just guessed lol
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You sir, are a savage.
What a wild child you were.
not a real adrenaline junkie then m8
More like adrenaline dabbler
Responsible adrenaline user
I don't even go on those flying swings at the fair.
I'm adrenaline intolerant.
Switch to adrenochrome.
I'll ask my doctor if it's right for me.
That was probably the best outcome after slipping towards a bunch of metal pipes with a storm drain below it.
He became one with the rail.
I see something went wrong but I can't see how this could have gone right. What was he going for?
He has his own methods. They don't work though.
Now make a splint out of that wet floor sign.
Looks like he might have lost a piso of his mojado there.
This is so far from what I expected I don't even know what to think.
Well the rail worked
The railing DID THEIR FUCKING JOB!
Guess he did surf on the wet floor 😂
The laugh from the guy filming is priceless. I only wish the video was a few seconds longer to see what he had to say.
Kinda sounded like an old school Street Fighter attack.
He was lucky to get hung up on that fence. Falling to the pavement at that velocity would have crunched bones
He was trying to jump it into the water... cracking bones is the least of his worries
That's not a viaduct below? I didn't see any water below and thought he just went out of control. Your interpretation makes more sense.
At least he didn't get to the planned stupidity, it might of been worse
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Aaaaand he stuck the landing!! 10/10!!!!!
It's really for the best that he didn't end up in that rain canal.
I don't know what I was expecting, but that was not it
Like a bug getting stuck in the radiator.
You think so? Maybe there was no fence in his pov, but the ping was so high he didn't see in time.
Dave really gives it his all when plays 80's charades. I'm guessing Pole Position!
Where was he going?
Well getting poled might have saved his life if he was planning on jumping into a flooded ditch.
Turns out taking a "wet floor" sign off a wet floor does not make it dry
This is why we leave the “wet floor” sign where we found it
dude glitched/phased into the rail
Well that probably saved his life. Moving water is nothing to fuck around with. Most people don’t fully grasp the power of moving water.
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Should’ve paid attention to that wet floor sign.
I felt stupid for watching this.
This is some Skate 3 physics
Look at me, I'm the rail now
I literally screamed man.... My nuts..
Did he yell florida makes sense cause he is one
Did he... just not see the fence?
Okey, let’s go!
Didn't see that spider web.
Dude hit his shin
I give it a solid 5.5. Felt he fully committed & the pain & humiliation feels genuine.
From the first frame, I just knew it was Australia.
Came here to say the same. Straya, cunt.
Our streets just have a unique look. Maybe it's the grass out near the footpath. Maybe it was the mullet. Who knows.
Well the floor is really really wet
You knew what was going to happen the minute you saw the mullet…
What the fuck was the plan here…???
Honestly that was a gift from the universe. Had he made it into that raging water with the debris from the storm, he could have been mangled.
I know Spanish from signs in my building: "CUIDADO—Piso Mojado!"
He cloaker kicked the railing instead of surfing. That's going to be some hurt shoulders.
He almost made it but his bottom leg caught on the bar barely...
Young knees. hopefully hes okay.
Magnetic ass strikes again
If it wouldn't have been recorded....
You know when npc glitch and contort through objects he’s the human version
Culling the herd
I was not ready for this.
What exactly was he attempting to do here? Jump over the rail into the water?
He obviously joked to his friends to surf the tide like a 70s sitcom and he said bet , but once he started thinking how dumb it was and how he would maybe drown he decided to slam in a dumb way and “hurt” himself to say he can’t anymore is my theory
When your job is to present the group project but the group didn’t do the project
It is said that the man is still trying to wiggle his ass out of that fence
Bye bye, balls.
"Whooohoooh hoooh hoooh"
They wouldn't let you run at the public pool FOR A REASON! Even as an adult, water is still slippery. Apparently, there is vacuum between your ears instead of an adult brain.
“Congratulations! You just won free virginity for life!”
I don’t think the sign was the problem
Hey Reilly, tell Jonesy’s mom to pick her up on the way over to my house. I double booked.
The slip seems to has saved his stupid ass. Was he planning on sliding into that extremely fast flowing water?! The same water with extremely fast flowing trash and trees etc?!
I'm happier this was the middle ground result, and he didn't get his shit rocked by the fence and then fall into the water
Hey, the floor is wet.
Ah yes, Florida man. Good to see you again.
That was a message from god saying not to do it
His left shin has to be blown out omfg. 🤯💀
Aaaaand just like that both his PCL’s are gone!
Looks like Spiderman got stuck on his web
What in tha actual fuck
No kids for .....him
Can’t really blame the sign for this one.
That's a skate 3 glitch
Darwin 1. Mankind 0.
That railing saved his life! Fuck you railing! We have a natural selection and you interupted it!
Should have taken note of the sign.
I really wanted to see him attempt to surf with it though..
That actually went much, much better than it could have.
Why did he have a wet floor sign? I mean yeah it's raining but
Isn’t that the flag in a hurricane guy?
He was trying to surf on a wet floor sign? Looks like it’s a good thing the bars stopped him. 🐾🌹🐾
Like a glove
Literally holding the “floor is slippery” sign.
When you just can’t nail your life’s goals.
The more you watch it the more it hurts
To me this seems like the best possible outcome
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I need smash mouth over this! Like yesterday.