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Bitter-Ring1693

What the fuck was the actual plan? Honestly - that rail probably saved him from a drowning.


TurdieBirdies

Yeah it definitely looks like this accident saved his life. That water below him was rolling back on itself. Good chance it would have trapped his body there until it stopped, and he was dead. People seem to really lack the respect for high flowing water currents and eddies.


Arashmickey

It is possible to win every stupid prize but still lose the stupidests prize. -Captain Picard


Jupitersdangle

Heard that Santa Claus laughter at the end lol


NeoDei

Well for a split second he thought he had one less soul to deliver gifts too in 2022. Makes his job easier.


MamaPlus3

There was a river behind my childhood home in Florida. Every year or so when we had a lot of rain or a hurricane it would flood up under our house and into the street and sometimes across the street to the neighbors house. The water looked like this, orange and rushing fast. People would jump off the bridge and swim. Many people had died but idiots still do it constantly.


Dawn-Of-Dusk

i’m still trying to work up the respect for water currents buts it’s actually hard to think just how dangerous they are.


ZuesofRage

I don't know when it was or where it happened but I have this deep-seated instinct to never turn my back on the ocean. I don't know if it was some safety campaign but it's just like a fact I've accepted lol SO, somebody somewhere some organization must be doing their due diligence. Also I'm so freak type by power lines I actively avoid not walking under them 😅


nextsteps914

Exactly. That water below if any deeper than a couple feet would kill his ass.


eyegazer444

And if was less than a few feet deep it could kill his ass a different way by broken neck to or just impacting the bottom from that high up


djbow

Nah he's aussie, he'd be right haha


OMGItsCheezWTF

Yeah Aussies are famously immune to drowning after their Prime Minister swam into the sea and was never seen again.


JohnFreakingRedcorn

He drowned so we wouldn’t have to.


OMGItsCheezWTF

I just love the fact that there's a memorial swimming pool named after him.


G_Viceroy

You guys have the darkest sense of humor ever. That's engulf a flashlight dark....


Particular-Ant-6742

That just made me think of a library on Harvard's campus. It was donated by a woman who had a son die on the Titanic. One of the conditions of the donation (which was HUGE) was that all students at Harvard had to pass a swim test to graduate. She had it in her head that if her son could swim, he wouldn't have died. (My mom was visiting and wanted to take a tour of the campus which is how I learned this fun fact)


Servant_ofthe_Empire

The tribute is payed, we are safe for another hundred years. All hail Zorp


UnfinishedProjects

He comes out of the water and pushes you up to safety right? Then descends back to the depths.


sonofdad420

wasnt that the end of Point Break?


OMGItsCheezWTF

Haha, similar, but with less bank robberies. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disappearance_of_Harold_Holt


asscoat

Every time I see some dumb shit on the internet I immediately look for the falcon or commodore in the background. We’re a simple but proud people.


iced_maggot

Yeah, nah that cunt was gonna drown


glieseg

So you are saying there'd be nothing left of him?


eggybread70

TBH I was steeling myself for this to be a great example of a meat crayon, but the actual result was still satisfying. Human pretzel.


WannieTheSane

Funny, because he also steeled himself... RIGHT IN THE NUTS! VAGINA! (I tried to write bazinga just to be a total idiot, but my phone put vagina instead, and I'm agreeing with my phone that is a funnier option)


MadAzza

This should be your top comment of all time


AdDry725

Exactly—not only was that water going way too fast even when conscious—but I was 100% expecting him to whip around the pole, to the ground, smash his head on concrete or on the metal railing, be knocked unconscious—and THEN his limp body fall into the rushing waters below. That lucky slip up saved his life.


53_WorkNoMore

If you slow down the video you’ll see his nutz disengage from his nut sack and continue out of view


OllieTabooger42

Nutsack Disengage is the new name of my Killswitch Engage cover band


CoffeeMain360

As it should be.


Glass_Teeth01

It also stopped him from having kids


Joanie_loves_chachie

Yeah. That was divine intervention. I am pretty sure he would be dead if he hadn't been abruptly stopped


unorfox

I know i was just about to comment this. What was he going to do slide that this river thing all the way to the bottom until it drops because it looks like a dam😂


CortlyYT

He might lose the balls but at least from drowning


Independent-Lynx9476

I came here to say exactly this. Glad / sad that someone beat me to it.


This_Price_1783

If only there was some sort of sign there to warn him that the floor was wet


HotApparatus

I think this is the possible outcome.


saintharrop

Honestly, if this wasn't the intended outcome... it was still pretty cool. Painful... but cool.


plankahwankah

The newest Avenger; Irony Man


cyberrun

Maybe he shoulda put the sign up and then minded it. To his credit, he really stuck the landing. Like a fly caught in a web


LordRaghuvnsi

***Sigh***


ron_fury

Well well, he needs a surfboard.


[deleted]

I am still not sure what he tried to accomplish... did he trie to jump over? Between? Did he try to get tangled in it? What was his goal?


ILL_Show_Myself_Out

I thought he was trying to slide on the wet floor sign at first- then I thought maybe he was trying to get into the water and surf on it… But This guy is so many steps away from accomplishing either of those things that I have no clue what he was even trying to do.


chanandleer_bong

You can see his foot sliding as he's running to the fence so I'm assuming he slipped and couldn't jump in time costing him the family jewels


MadAzza

I thought he was trying to slide under the bottom rail and … that doesn’t make sense either, but none of it does. I’m stumped.


NineToFiveGamer

I think he tried to jump it, but honestly it's anyone's guess


Tough-Sea7909

Except the guy himself and maybe also the guy with the camera, they might know.


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heili

This is the result when not having a plan at all comes together perfectly.


scormegatron

Yeah if you slow it down he plants his leg like he’s gonna jump but it nearly hyperextends.


OllieTabooger42

He couldn’t make up his mind so he wrapped his nuts around the rail instead


JarasM

He just thrust his drunk ragdoll of a body in a direction and hoped for the best.


PrecedentedTime

He was still planning on planning.


sporkmurderer135

Looks like he lag spiked into the railing


The_real_rafiki

Ping 600


brenthonydantano

He is very fucking lucky he messed that up and the fence was there. Heavy flowing storm water drains are a serious death trap. I'm an adrenaline junkie and I would never fuck with one.


YodelingTortoise

As teens we used to tube down a 20ftx10 tall tunnel designed for storm overflow. You'd lose your tube and just get fucking battered in the dark, down the concrete (that had steel water and sewer pipes in it too). Eventually after 6 or 7 minutes of thinking you were gonna die, you'd see the light at the end start closing in and then pop out into a shallow runoff pond. 2 means of victory. Fastest through the tunnel and most tunnel damage. I shudder about the fact that my daughter lives near that tunnel. Some experiences shouldn't be shared


brenthonydantano

Jesus christ man, that is hectic! Haha


FlapjackProductions

Holy fuck, how was it discovered that you wouldn't just be trapped for an eternity if you allowed down it?


YodelingTortoise

We walked through it dry all the time.hid there to drink beer and smoke . So we knew there wasn't much to trap you for eternity.


FlapjackProductions

ohh, that makes more sense, I thought the tunnel was too steep to go back up from, so you just guessed lol


Gunsmith_Cats

Pennywise joins the chat 🎈 💀


iDropBodies93

You sir, are a savage. What a wild child you were.


Throwablestuff38

not a real adrenaline junkie then m8


quohr

More like adrenaline dabbler


dysmetric

Responsible adrenaline user


Condoggg

Recovering adrenalholic


WannieTheSane

I don't even go on those flying swings at the fair. I'm adrenaline intolerant.


audionerd1

Switch to adrenochrome.


WannieTheSane

I'll ask my doctor if it's right for me.


[deleted]

That was probably the best outcome after slipping towards a bunch of metal pipes with a storm drain below it.


Capt-bakedbeans

He became one with the rail.


Albino_Black_Sheep

I see something went wrong but I can't see how this could have gone right. What was he going for?


KingKnee

He has his own methods. They don't work though.


Jose_xixpac

Now make a splint out of that wet floor sign.


BadKittyRanch

Looks like he might have lost a piso of his mojado there.


jason_sos

This is so far from what I expected I don't even know what to think.


[deleted]

Well the rail worked


throwawayPzaFm

The railing DID THEIR FUCKING JOB!


GullibleDirection786

Guess he did surf on the wet floor 😂


jetski1288

The laugh from the guy filming is priceless. I only wish the video was a few seconds longer to see what he had to say.


Pancake_Thunderstorm

Kinda sounded like an old school Street Fighter attack.


Smudgikins

He was lucky to get hung up on that fence. Falling to the pavement at that velocity would have crunched bones


Markantonpeterson

He was trying to jump it into the water... cracking bones is the least of his worries


Smudgikins

That's not a viaduct below? I didn't see any water below and thought he just went out of control. Your interpretation makes more sense.


bluejane

At least he didn't get to the planned stupidity, it might of been worse


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Acceptable-Beyond-48

Aaaaand he stuck the landing!! 10/10!!!!!


[deleted]

It's really for the best that he didn't end up in that rain canal.


AMVA_DOS

I don't know what I was expecting, but that was not it


munyshot

Like a bug getting stuck in the radiator.


BobsRealReddit

Absolutely mangled.


maxis2bored

Fucking lag


[deleted]

You think so? Maybe there was no fence in his pov, but the ping was so high he didn't see in time.


museum_shoes

Dave really gives it his all when plays 80's charades. I'm guessing Pole Position!


ConstructionIcy566

Where was he going?


IndustrialPuppetTwo

Well getting poled might have saved his life if he was planning on jumping into a flooded ditch.


Dualband_draco06

Poor shins


-Volcanic-

Turns out taking a "wet floor" sign off a wet floor does not make it dry


tenebrous78

This is why we leave the “wet floor” sign where we found it


BigAppleGuy

r/tooktoomuch ?


Keepitrealhomes

dude glitched/phased into the rail


Stinkywinky731

Well that probably saved his life. Moving water is nothing to fuck around with. Most people don’t fully grasp the power of moving water.


dp4277

Florida?


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mickimousejede

*Visible confusion*


TheElusiveHolograph

Should’ve paid attention to that wet floor sign.


jibbajabba99

I felt stupid for watching this.


OddyOddworld

This is some Skate 3 physics


FightingInDreams

Look at me, I'm the rail now


Keiztrat

I literally screamed man.... My nuts..


zozozomemer

Did he yell florida makes sense cause he is one


ineedabuttrub

Good railing.


[deleted]

Did he... just not see the fence?


Post_Nuclear_Messiah

Hillbilly 619


piraat9

Okey, let’s go!


pigtown-blues

Nice catch


liquidator309

Didn't see that spider web.


Mlphero

Dude hit his shin Ow


dolphinscannotfly

irony


baodeptraitocxoan69

ouch


Sumfuc

Nice. I give it a solid 5.5. Felt he fully committed & the pain & humiliation feels genuine.


ShozOvr

From the first frame, I just knew it was Australia.


PhaicGnus

Came here to say the same. Straya, cunt.


ShozOvr

Our streets just have a unique look. Maybe it's the grass out near the footpath. Maybe it was the mullet. Who knows.


IrreplaceableGuy

Well the floor is really really wet


Voltimus1613

You knew what was going to happen the minute you saw the mullet…


Mr_Wither

What the fuck was the plan here…???


thomasbrakeline

Graceful!


FakeGirlfriend

Honestly that was a gift from the universe. Had he made it into that raging water with the debris from the storm, he could have been mangled.


Theaternearyou

I know Spanish from signs in my building: "CUIDADO—Piso Mojado!"


CoffeeMain360

He cloaker kicked the railing instead of surfing. That's going to be some hurt shoulders.


RipplyPig

619!! 619!!


JayTheLegends

He almost made it but his bottom leg caught on the bar barely...


delicatelysmoked

Goodbye knee


helladap

Young knees. hopefully hes okay.


deafmute88

Magnetic ass strikes again


Jazzlike_Barber_426

If it wouldn't have been recorded....


Countedhats

You know when npc glitch and contort through objects he’s the human version


Dualband_draco06

Poor shins


rockbud

Culling the herd


SaneLad

I was not ready for this.


blgiant

What exactly was he attempting to do here? Jump over the rail into the water?


B_I_GNANO

He obviously joked to his friends to surf the tide like a 70s sitcom and he said bet , but once he started thinking how dumb it was and how he would maybe drown he decided to slam in a dumb way and “hurt” himself to say he can’t anymore is my theory


PRSG12

When your job is to present the group project but the group didn’t do the project


Fnittle

It is said that the man is still trying to wiggle his ass out of that fence


Any_Dress_4382

Bye bye, balls.


Gloeschi

"Whooohoooh hoooh hoooh"


Consistent_Video5154

They wouldn't let you run at the public pool FOR A REASON! Even as an adult, water is still slippery. Apparently, there is vacuum between your ears instead of an adult brain.


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spragual

“Congratulations! You just won free virginity for life!”


Fragrant_Philosophy

I don’t think the sign was the problem


BumTulip

what


DescriptionSubject23

Hey Reilly, tell Jonesy’s mom to pick her up on the way over to my house. I double booked.


EvulRabbit

The slip seems to has saved his stupid ass. Was he planning on sliding into that extremely fast flowing water?! The same water with extremely fast flowing trash and trees etc?!


secretrustla

I'm happier this was the middle ground result, and he didn't get his shit rocked by the fence and then fall into the water


OperaGhostAD

Hey, the floor is wet.


subfighter0311

Ah yes, Florida man. Good to see you again.


I14Lol

That was a message from god saying not to do it


Ancient-Lie7102

His left shin has to be blown out omfg. 🤯💀


Ironman-17

Aaaaand just like that both his PCL’s are gone!


Zealousideal_Code841

Looks like Spiderman got stuck on his web


HippyDidTheCrime

What in tha actual fuck


ObjectiveWeek1293

No kids for .....him


Pyrite13

Can’t really blame the sign for this one.


[deleted]

That's a skate 3 glitch


Lonelypeanut1

Darwin 1. Mankind 0.


mooseknucks84

That railing saved his life! Fuck you railing! We have a natural selection and you interupted it!


nooby-wan-kenobi

Should have taken note of the sign.


Arcoscar14

I really wanted to see him attempt to surf with it though..


[deleted]

That actually went much, much better than it could have.


LucinaWario

Why did he have a wet floor sign? I mean yeah it's raining but


Puzzleheaded_Bed_445

Isn’t that the flag in a hurricane guy?


Then_Ad_2129

He was trying to surf on a wet floor sign? Looks like it’s a good thing the bars stopped him. 🐾🌹🐾


nComfortableTea

Like a glove


hurlston

Literally holding the “floor is slippery” sign.


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When you just can’t nail your life’s goals.


Detroitredwinger

The more you watch it the more it hurts


lazaa0002

To me this seems like the best possible outcome


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bluwolf52

I need smash mouth over this! Like yesterday.