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Twinvora

I think the reason why they were fleeing is cause the dude in the back had a warrant. This video is a year old and I wanna say they’re in my hometown while this was being filmed. But again it’s been awhile.


miyamotorofl

Yep, he was wanted. Article about it. https://www.kristv.com/news/local-news/high-speed-car-chase-ends-with-a-bang


itsactuallyjiff

....so they DID go to county.


travioso304

My thoughts exactly. Bitch did a 180 from "fuck da law I'm a thug" to "yes sir yes sir" in the blink of an eye lol.


Neva-u-mind

My how fast their English got correct, once the car was toast..


stangasaurus

Lmfao I said the same thing - all apologetic and shit


shoebotm

Kitten soft when it’s only god they seeing


Car_Washed

I appreciate you putting up the article, but they need an editor because there were so many grammatical errors it made it confusing to read.


msondo

Lol it's Corpus Christi, kinda par for the course down there (I have a lot of family there :P)


Vide0dr0me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHboobTuf5I


PootieTangerine

Didn't even need to click that link to know what it was.


Twinvora

Yea, I couldn’t find anything on the dude, just the girl filming. But I knew it was something like that lol. Thanks.


IntergalacticWumble

She was probably fucking him and thought she was Juliet


Apprehensive-Ad5318

Where is this?


Twinvora

Corpus Christi TX


rulingthewake243

So no reason.


Mrscottish1883

Wow!!! Brain damage before the crash


themediumchunk

This girl actually earlier in the video was wondering why the state troopers were still following her from county to county. She didn’t grasp the concept that state troopers can go anywhere they want so I’d say it’s safe to say that yes, she did indeed have brain damage before the crash. Also, the video cut out before you could hear it but she also cried out for her mommy at some point while sobbing and apologizing.


jimmy1829

This is some GTA vice city logic, just cross the bridge to lose wanted level!


themediumchunk

There’s a longer video where she kept saying “Why are they still chasing us, we’re out of their county?!” Then they come up like “Surprise, bitch! I’m a state trooper!” *initiates pit maneuver*


Aloysius7

I don't think jurisdictions even work like that either... even if it were a city cop, and they chase them to a county line, they're not stopping, they witnessed a crime and are in pursuit. LOL


salvadordaliparton69

aka "hot pursuit" laws....this isn't Dukes of Hazzard where Sheriff Roscoe P. Coletrain has to stop chasing you at the county line (in before "dated reference, grandpa"....get off my lawn)


NewtotheCV

Right? Movies/TV from the 70's/80's really warped what my view of the law was in the US. I get there is jurisdiction, etc, but the idea that a car in pursuit would just stop at a boundary seems like a plot device more than a real law.


YooperTrooper

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you are.


DukeOfGeek

Even in that old Dukes of Hazard show there was a plot line about how all the surrounding county LEO power structures hated Roscoe and Boss Hogg and were out to get them either for being dirty or for competing with their own local bootlegging operations.


hyuphyupinthemupmup

It’s like quicksand


phaelox

*Just dem good ole boys* *Never meanin' no harm*


Evan_Innes

Beats all you never saw been in trouble with the law since the day they was born


CallTheOptimist

And the saying goes, you can outrun a cop car, you can outrun a police bike, you can maybe even outrun a helicopter if you get lucky. But you damned sure can't outrun a radio.


mcboogle

I used to live right on the county line. The Sheriff would constantly be pulling us over in the wrong county. You ask him what's up with that, and he'd always say something to the extent of "That jurisdiction crap's only on TV."


themediumchunk

This isn’t necessarily true. I’m a 9-1-1 dispatcher and often our officers will call off a chase. The only time we absolutely don’t is if the vehicle is reported as stolen. If we have the license plate, we will often call off the chase and either place a warrant out for the individual driving if we are aware of them or a send out a BOLO for the vehicle plus license if the vehicle driver is not known to us on point to point and in the relevant NLET communication agency.


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Eh, this must be situational. My uncle just said they let dispatch know what is going on and dispatch notifies the other authority. People have this weird notion it's a huge deal, when it really isn't.


JoeSchmoe710

My favorite is when the girl is screaming that her phone is still in the car


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SirSnorlax22

This made me happy.


themediumchunk

She got cyber bullied for it for a while lmao. Which normally I don’t condone but she just seems like she needed something to knock her back into reality.


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xlyfzox

Better to teach respect to your kids at home, than to have some stranger teach them out there.


djfl

You're 120% right. We're physical creatures and we naturally learn from physical stimuli. Zero tolerance for violence, no roughhousing, being able to say whatever you want without even being slapped in the face for it...it ends poorly. Great intentions, but terrible results.


thisisjonbitch

God that makes me so happy. She was talking all tough and shit beforehand but once they got them in that PIT she changed her attitude real fast. I’d love to see the body cam footage and listen to her cry like a bitch


Longjumping-Most9699

There is also a thing called the “hot pursuit clause” that allows cops to chase you out of their jurisdiction. Even Into another state


probablyourdad

Fuck that I’m not going to county, bitch you going to the state pen


Not-KDA

Sounds like the crash knocked some sense into them atleast


M3ttl3r

Zero to reality in .5 seconds lol


highestRUSSIAN

![gif](giphy|l0NwvUd7IEjn1764U) girl after crash: n\*gga wat


JIIThe_JokerIIK

As soon as I hear the multiple “girl dey playin” and “niggaaah”, I just fast forwarded 🤣 annoying asf


TonersR6

I'm glad she recorded everything, now she can't claim that she was just an innocent passenger


ka1ri

She was actually live streaming this chase on FB (i remember coming across it from a friend posting it to their facebook). Actually stupid as you can possibly get in terms of incriminating yourself.


Quiggles_McGee

There are two rules to crime. Don’t write down your crimes. And don’t record your crimes.


jenethith

Technically she livestreamed it, so maybe shes one step ahead.


poempedoempoex

There are three rules to crime.


Schodog

What about speaking of your crimes?


Obscure_Occultist

There are four rules of crime


myklclark

Turns out crime is complicated.


Rat192

Shit man we add another number and I won’t be able to count that high


Tokyo_Echo

and don't commit more than one crime at a time


golden_life_

Lmfao


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1337GameDev

Lol That's exactly what they wanted to happen


CapnCooties

I’m sorry. Yes sir Lol


CrackerManDaniels

"I literally think they popped my tire. Yeah I literally have like 0 tire pressure"


boognish83

I don't know why they won't stop playin.


rutter72

Good thing she decided she’s not going to county.


DeCodurr

Oh she is, she just going to the hospital first.


FreshChipmunk5222

She didn’t specify which county. She’s going to the county hospital


CmdrCarsonB

And then to county jail, after which state county prison.


FreshChipmunk5222

This guys never been to a county hospital. She’s not making it out of county hospital


rutter72

Maybe you guys didn’t hear her… She’s not going to county.


ymx287

some guys just think they know the law better than her


Sleeplesshelley

"She remains in an Oasis County jail". I guess she meant she not going to county first. Not without a lil stop off at the hospital, duh.


iaresmartone

She’ll only be in county until her trial. Then she’s going up-state.


WorkoutBeast1985

Lmao, i love how they are such little babies after crashing. Fucking assholes, could have killed innocent people.


staircase003

Thats the worst part. People dont realize how dangerous driving really is.


frankyfrankfrank

I have a hard time trusting drivers who haven't experienced the feeling of a dangerous crash before. You don't realize how quickly your control of the vehicle can disappear.


sedition-

Knew a guy that wrecked 4 cars and still drove like a complete asshole. Some people just don't learn.


frankyfrankfrank

Deathwish.


spigotface

I grew up in the midwest and have caught black ice a couple of times. That feeling of pure fear you instantly get when you lose control - you’re no longer a driver, you’re a passenger. It washes over you *instantly*. It’s a terrifying thing to go through but it’s also really valuable to have that point of reference.


tian447

Most drivers have never been in a dangerous crash. I would trust people who *have* been in one much less.


filthycasualguy

I Don’t trust anybody anywhere ever and it’s helped me avoid crashing so far.


CheesyGoodness

THIS. Defensive driving, all the way. Look ahead, and assume that anyone in front of you is going to do something stupid, and prepare for it.


Sad_Dad_Academy

As someone who has been in like 5 accidents that weren’t my fault, it’s the people behind you that you need to worry about the most. Advice for others: Put your blinker on EARLY. It won’t save you from everything but you can at least prepare for the ass blasting if they are going to rear end you. Every single accident involved someone on their phone. So please, don’t text and drive.


yeags86

Yup. Got rear ended when my turn signal had been on. I ended up in the oncoming traffic lane - thank god no one was coming that way at the moment or I would probably have been seriously hurt. Lady behind me was texting on her phone and ended up with her front end wrapped around a utility pole. Luckily for me there were two guys walking down the sidewalk. As soon as I got out of my car they offered to stay until the cops came having seen her on the phone and my turn signal. Car was totaled, and I had some minor whiplash. Not a fun day.


kerplunkerfish

My driving instructor taught me like this -- "assume everyone else is either not paying attention, or actively trying to harm you, and you'll be fine."


The-Weapon-X

This is what I'm teaching my daughter right now. Assume every single driver is going to do something stupid and put you in harm's way. I just had some fool woman last week almost plow right into me while she was turning out of a SCHOOL PARKING LOT because she was looking down at her phone.


IsThisASandwich

Wha..? Most people don't experience a dangerous crash. That doesn't mean, that all are unaware of the danger of driving. I trust people that THINK and control themselves, instead of FEELING fear and only therefore drive with care.


frankyfrankfrank

Again, I didn't mean this literally. I only mean that you learn a lot about the limits of your car when, for instance, you are swerving out of the way of a jackknifed truck. Of course drivers who haven't experienced it can be safe. Just saying there is a level of humility that comes with an experience like that.


HesSoZazzy

I know it's completely unrealistic but I've always thought new drivers should experience a simulated 15-20 mph crash. Those speeds seem so slow in the car but going to zero instantly in a crash is unbelievably violent. Maybe people would respect speed and cars more.


thegreatbrah

Before that too. We almost caused an accident. Were gonna be in trouble.


cheese_sweats

lolol like **That** was the thing that's gonna get them in trouble


Schodog

Everything before that was just a verbal warning.


Vaganhope_UAE

Funniest thing was when she said now we will be in trouble for almost causing an accident. Really? You didn’t think you’d be in trouble for everything before that? The logic of these people


hereforthekix

She meant that now the cops will absolutely have to end the chase aggressively because the car thieves are now showing no regard for the safety of other drivers or themselves. If they hadn't done something dangerous like that then the cops would have continued following them at a distance in the hopes of it coming to an end peacefully. I was actually surprised that she was smart enough to realize that they seriously fucked up by going through that red light.


Johnj75

Please don't credit this air head with possessing any kind of sense. The way she puts on that fake "street" accent is a crime in itself.


EmpatheticTeddyBear

Accent disappeared after the crash during the pleading and apologizing.


Tulscro

She wasnt smart enough to know they arent getting away. She wasnt smart enough to avoid a police chase. She wasnt smart, so dont give her any credit only an idiot finds themselves in her position.


squimmm

She was absolutely not smart enough to determine this. This people are near vegetative state when it comes to brain function. She thought running a red light was the first thing worth consequence that they did. Let’s not make excuses or give any improper credit to a walking pile of shit.


Spud788

Can someone explain the mentality of these kids? Fucking blows my mind. It's like the thought of crashing, killing someone or getting shot doesn't even enter their minds.


EthansWay007

To dig deep it’s been said that young adolescents haven’t fully developed the decision making part of their brain, this is the reason why parents provide good guidance until they reach appropriate adulthood. On a larger scale (no drinking till 21 - higher insurance rates - porn for 18+) add to that mixture bad parenting and you get “stupid” decision making kids I.e “let’s run from the cops it’ll be fun” 🤷🏻


FormerLurker3

The neocortex. It’s the part of the brain that deals with long-term planning and abstract consequences. It doesn’t finish developing in biological males until age 23-25, and biological females a few years early, around 20-23. It makes sense too. How many people in your life do you know who miraculously “got their shit together” around that time? IE, partying substantially less, getting a better job, going back to school, getting healthy, etc. I know I followed that pattern. Also, tear-jerker movies didn’t start making me cry until my late 20’s. Now I can’t get through a Pixar short without tissues handy.


1breathatahtime

That actually made sense. I made a lot of dumb decisions up until about 26. That’s when I started trying to get sober and making better decisions. I mean I’ve had a couple speed bumps. But addiction is hard. But I’d say I made the decision to get my shit together around that time. Hmm that was a good piece of info. Thank you.


Sad_Dad_Academy

I don’t even know man. These kids are next level dumb. Watching this really makes me want there to be some type of competency test before being allowed to have a kid.


greenradioactive

"I'm tough, I'm out running the cops, fuck 'em" *Crashes* "I'm sorry, officer! Plz! “


sikeleaveamessage

Yes sir yes sir!!! 🥺


tehoperative

Pweese don’t shoot me! ![gif](giphy|ehU0Zn7nYLWRk36nN5)


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topsyturvy76

Pitbull to pugg


TaterTotQueen630

Not even a real pug. She turned into a stuffed pug that you'd get from the dollar store.


dantheman0991

"F**k that, I ain't going to f**king county, n***a..." She most definitely went to county.


Pennywise626

Then she gets caught. "Yes sir. I'm sorry."


KentuckyFriedEel

Anyone have a news report on this?


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KentuckyFriedEel

Thank you!


Quicksilver1964

The amount of N words makes me wonder if she is Black or if she is a white teen that thinks saying it is funny.


MnbvcxzWhoCares

The latter.


thebull60

I feel like Hispanics use the n word more than actual black people lmao.


Muffinthefool

The combined IQ in that car couldn't break into three digits...


KDH0517

Cash me outside chick was all “I’m sorry, yes sir” situation changes once guns are involved lol


FlashingAppleby

All that tough attitude evaporated REAL quick. That was hilarious.


themediumchunk

This happened close to where my sister went to school, she also called out for her mommy right after the video cuts off. (:


morefire13

Seriously, same voice as that chick.


vaughnmetz

Internal dialog be like "I can't believe they are following us still, we arent doin' nothin'."


enserioamigo

Accurate


Manccunt

Just die and don’t take any innocent people with you


blahnahnahgun

That’s what I’m saying


akt30

This video shows what happens when stupid & reality meet.


42o_jaf

Nice way to avoid county by going straight to prison


rulingthewake243

Bro your little commuter car ain't outrunning any of them.


gb4efgw

They have radios, friends and helicopters if need be. It doesn't matter what they hell you're driving.


DwightDEisenhowitzer

Fun fact - a good deal of cop chargers are V6s. A V6 Camry can outrun one. What it can’t outrun is the radio.


Stunning-Survey3003

I can smell the Takis through the screen


coagulateSmegma

People that talk like this are so cringe


InureOfficial

“They’re not gonna catch us” You mean…the people with helicopters…and dogs?? And access to city cameras and plate registries??? What is this fucking mindset even lmao


KindAbbreviations646

Seems like a well thought out plan


stayfrostypeople

This ain’t GTA you dumb fucks.


iocaine0352

Newsflash, kiddos: It’s 2021, and you can’t outrun a radio. And if they do decide to stop pursuit, it’s because it’s much easier and less dangerous to simply pick you up later on at mommy & daddy’s house.


aedeah

“PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME YES SIR YES SIR” but 2 minutes earlier they were “YES HOES YES HOES”


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Well it's a good thing she has this on video I'm sure it's definitely going to help in their court case.


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I'm not going to county......correct. Enjoy State prison.


high240

'I ain't going to county nigguh. fuck that nigguh" no you're going straight to prison, ya dumb twat "run the red light nigguh" "we almost caused a crash nigguh" it'll all be added to the charges, nigguh and then acting like a bitch. My god I hope they got years in fucking prison. okay i need to watch that ending again cuz it's glorious


SantiagoLamont

How it started: Fck them hoes! N\*\*\*\* this, n\*\*\*\* that! How its going: Please dont shoot me...Yes sir yes sir...I'm sorry


spawny_violate

Fucked around and found out. YES SIR!


lysiav32

I love how that “gangsta” accent completely went away when begging the cops not to shoot! Fake asses


Unknownqtips

Tbh this is one of my biggest pet peeves


Bluefenix32

Amen to that


AtLeastMyWifeIsHot

Looks like you are going to county, ni66aaaaa


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HealthyBox5

LMAO all smack talk until the cops are on em. "yes sir yes sir I'm sorry!" Freaking trash people. Speeding, blowing through lights putting others at risk. Useless people.


UltimaBahamut93

Drive through the red light, fuck it. Yeah these people don't care about human life. Fuck em.


LoveBurstsLP

Dumb fucking attitude that gets the rest of their people looked down upon. It's exactly these kinds of clips where I think damn racism is so wrong but then there are these people that just perpetuate the stereotype and you think to yourself someone out there has encountered black people a handful of times and they were all like this. Is it their fault he hates them? Anyway fuck these people in the car, probably have made 0 contributions to society


NeoKavi

The change in the tone is just oddly satisfying.


Hot_Dog_Dudeson

Hahaha you get what you fucking deserve


todei79

WASTED


Julius-Kessler

Like Mike Tyson said: "Everybody's got a plan until they hit them spike strips"


jls0781

Thpike thtripth


JayKuzie

the bitches that wore jordan 4’s and walked around with a bag of hot cheetos or taki’s in high school ^^^


selsabacha

“They need to leave us alone.” This is not GTA. They are not going away after a little while.


chiefoogabooga

Restart the game my n***a!! WTF? It always worked on GTA...


hootanay

Guess she going to county after all


Yowz3rs87

Call me Abe Lincoln because this blows my mind that people record themselves doing illegal shit then get caught and then the video ends up on social media.


Foxx_Mulderp

Fuck around and find out you dumb bitches


Competitive_Bat2113

You hear that girl pleading not to shoot? That's the sound of a snitch willing to take a plea bargain.


DaftDrummer

I hate every second of them speaking - and love every second of them crashing.


WombRaider9999

Laughing my ass off at what skinny ass xanax addicts are behind those voices😂😂


MilliePoppy

White chick can’t decide if she wants to be black or Latina. One thing she actually is: a waste. Throw them all in jail for good. They’re trash.


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seckk_boy

Anyone who talks like that girl talks is 100% trash, regardless of race


rilesmcjiles

They think they're going to county. Seems like state is more appropriate. Does anyone think they will get away if you run away on the the open highway? Like maybe you could park real fast in a wooded area or driveway before there are 10 ho's chasing you, but they never had a chance.


Cheddahbob62

I can hear the length of her fingernails


Shynansky

I hope she gets her damn mouth mashed in for talking that way.


Crunkedoutjager

Lmao they think they’re in control of this when in reality the cops got the whole highway mapped out and blocking turn offs and shit


Ok_Fox7

Please don't shoot meee. Yes sir ,Yes Sir. Best ending ever. Looks like you going to the county after all my ni**aaaaaa.


sasqwatsch

I ain’t going to county. Run the red light. We almost caused a wreck. We in trouble. Scream! Cry ! Please don’t shoot me ! It was ok to put everyone else lives at risk of death, paralyzed in a wheel chair, or surgeries and months in the hospital. Plus the lives of the officers.


Kmccabe1213

From thug to "IM SORRY PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME" Fucking pathetic losers lol


Bobloblaw_333

Always helpful when the perps provide all the evidence they need to lock them up!


mrpoops650

Proof that abortion should be free and available everywhere


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“They need to leave us alone” might be the most entitled thing I thing I have ever heard


izzythepitty

I love that they're running from the cops, but she says they're gonna get in trouble after running a red light


HorrorSwimmer7723

Lol she went from "fuck the cops my nigguh" to "yes sir, yes sir, I'm sorry" in 30 seconds


100calculatedfam

If there's anything good left on this world, none of the people in this car ever reproduced. Their genes need to stop here and now.


iaresmartone

“Deez cops out her lightin’ us up…. Strade uupp. They like ten of ‘em”. That girl is trying so hard to sound like she’s from the hood. Lol. Her voice and blackccent changed real quick when the cops was telling her to “put your fucking face down!” Lol Her parents must be so proud of how hard she is. 🙄


Legal_Commercial9774

Hahahahaha!!!! For the gram I guess!


givethemayank

Yes sir yes sir :'(


challenja

Shit got real ..real quick..


Docta-Jay

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha


YeetingSlamage

You don’t just run from the cops and get away


emblematic_camino

She sounded really congested… like if she sneezed there was gonna be snot all over the place


Horbigast

"Everyone knows that if the police have to come and get you, they're bringing an ass-kicking with them." -Chris Rock


Jaahmanthegentle

"Oh no help our car crashed, help us you pigs!" I have never understood the sheer ignorance to actually do this.


NYYankees1958

“Straight uuuuuuuuupppp.”


ohhleejo

The end is priceless 😂


DabblerMoe88

Went from hard core yo to yes sir yes sir pretty quick when it got real.


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charliezulu880

Ugh. Clearly no black people in the car. Think their bad for using the n word.


DashinDasherFoo

Her rationale thinking was excellent “they are just going to leave us alone “


Zooshooter

nigguuuuuuuuuuuuuuh


the1tinman

So that's the type of conversations going on in those high speed chases. Much more casual than I imagined. I would have metal music cranking or something.


brewcitygymratt

She sounds just like the “cash me outside” girl. Love how she’s hones from wannabe gang banger to choir girl after the pit maneuver. 😂


abap65

Such a fuckin thug when your ass gets caught you can't stop saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry"


Malarky_Bandini

People give rednecks shit about how they talk but people that speak as she does (to me, in my opinion) sound far less educated and uncultured than any redneck. Maybe its because (again to me) when i think redneck. I picture Rural upbringing, a lack of access to institutions that promote a more educated class of people through a diverse and far ranging education. Where as these "Urban" kids sound like they mimic their speech patterns off some cheap B movie knock off of cheech and chong. Idk its like nails on a chalk board when i hear people that speak as she did in this video. Ready for the down votes, 🤣