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MacNuggetts

God If only she was capable of asking the guy for his number.


RagingSnowflake

Not physically possible, the man HAS to make the first move, but if a man actually does make the first move he's a pervert... Society is weird.


Banjoplaya420

Really . I saw two women setting at a bar . I forgot to look if they had rings on . I asked the one lady if she was single and before I got it out her friend attacks me verbally. Saying she’s getting married next week . She was really mean and nasty . I wouldn’t have even talked to either one had I seen the ring first. 🤷🏼‍♂️


what_the_a

If she talked to him for three hours, he’s not a pervert.


RagingSnowflake

Clearly you've not met the same women I have...


StarveTheRich

Then maybe the problem is you…


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MoralMiscreant

... are you an incel? You sound like an incel.


RagingSnowflake

Well considering I actually hold people accountable for their actions regardless of their gender... I guess I am.


Casmoose

“Hold people accountable”??? No one owes you shit dude. And comments like that are pretty indicative of why women think you’re a creep.


RagingSnowflake

Holding people accountable has nothing to do with owing anybody, it's about calling people out when they do something harmful to someone else but refuse to acknowledge that they did anything wrong bc they believe their privilege exempts them from consequences. Might want to check YOUR privilege...


poorlyexcused

Username checks out


3leftturn

Bro, you sound like a fucking tool. Go shave your neck, then go upstairs and help your mom make dinner.


RagingSnowflake

A) can't go upstairs, not allowed to leave hell again. B) I oozed from the primordial void, I have no brood matron. C) I'd look pretty weird if my neck was shaved when I'm literally covered head-to-toe in hair... It's adorable when humans attempt to be offensive...


3leftturn

Alright. I’d actually like to see C.


RagingSnowflake

Not possible: refer to A, I'm just glad we get internet down here...


StarveTheRich

Yeah the problem is definitely you.


AventusAretino99

One important detail when he makes the first move he is a pervert if and only if he is either ugly or poor.


MacNuggetts

What if I'm ugly and rich?


AventusAretino99

Pull out ur lambo key while making the move


MacNuggetts

Not that rich :/ only a Maserati.


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MacNuggetts

Well, it hasn't worked so far. Maybe I'm just too ugly. No it can't be me. It has to be that my car isn't nice enough.


RagingSnowflake

Do you treat women with respect?


MacNuggetts

I'm joking friend. I do fine. I love women.


Johnwicktheimmortal

LOL imagine


intestinalvapor

Or a redditor


YellXolotl

Ohh! That's why I'm a single lesbian


RagingSnowflake

Ditto.


a_white_american_guy

It wasn’t weird 12 years ago


RagingSnowflake

"As I get older, shit gets weirder." The world hasn't been sane since I was ten... I can't even remember what "normal"feels like.


Banjoplaya420

I’m there with you buddy!


adderallanalyst

She technically did when she went back inside the bar.


PomegranateOld7836

I wonder how he likes his new forced wife.


Unusual-Anteater-988

Not very much given how he divorced her and took the kids once he grew a spine.


Old-Passenger-9065

It would be a pretty short movie.


OptimisticPlatypus

I don’t know. Their bar conversation alone could last 3 hours.


tuxfan77

Plus flashbacks


Opening-Percentage-3

Doesn't read as cute as she thinks it does.


_YHLQMDLG

Red flags


No_Hope33

Depends how drunk


THE_JonnySolar

That 30 seconds probably gave him a taste of the rest of his life....


sarcasatirony

FF 20years *…I stormed back in and yelled at him for not buying the 2% milk*


RandomGrasspass

We have yogurt now


yamzadebayo

Umm that’s pretty weird tbh


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MelissaMiranti

No, you're missing the part where she's angry at him for not making a pass at her, when she could have initiated too. If he turned her down, there's nothing to indicate that anger would just go away and she would leave peacefully.


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MelissaMiranti

You're the one who asserted that she would walk away if he said no. I don't think a person storming in angrily would be rational enough to just walk away. And she didn't make a pass, she demanded that he make one at her. All of this is pushing him to act by the script that she had set up in her head for him. It's controlling.


yamzadebayo

Yelling at someone is not the way to make a move


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yamzadebayo

Either way it’s super immature and weird to storm back into a bar to demand that someone asks for your number


bridge4runner

It's not worth arguing with these people, trust me. They live in a fairy land where everything is perfect. Impossible to win against that shit.


zingingcutie35

This seems aggressive and creepy. Couldn’t she just ask for his phone number if she wanted it? Or she could have just given hers to him before leaving? Idk how this is supposedly romantic.


Pyewacket62

That would be to easy...


ellastory

I’m not sure either. It sounds like a very toxic and unhealthy way of communicating your feelings to someone. It would straight up be considered harassment if the genders were reversed.


Hoshtur

I'd be looking for a different bar. Yikes.


3250feralhogs

Imagine if the roles were reversed and a dude yelled at a chick for not giving him her phone number lol.


RagingSnowflake

Happens all the time, but rarely ends the same...


freckledcas

I can't imagine it was anything other than playful/flirty yelling like "Hey! All that and you don't even ask for my number??" Like when your SO is on the other side of the room and you're like "Hey! How dare you be so cute so far away from me??" It's all in good fun


Handsofstone2021

How long has he been locked in your basement?


ThrowRA_SILspilled

Turns out you can get ordained online and then just perform the ceremony while he sleeps off the sedatives


Kaos2018

Talked to a women at a bar in LA back in 2015 , for like 2 hours during a trip. Never got her name , we just talked and went our separate ways


AndrewIsOnline

Omg, is that you? We sat at the bar??


HowDoesThisWork45

Just ask him for his number 😒


Rainbowcaster

That would be a HUGE red flag 🚩 for me. I woulda given her a wrong number.


KeepCalmJeepOn

(281)330-8004


9fingerjeff

Who?


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Same. If she wanted it she could have asked


Tails9429

867 5309


xXWickedNWeirdXx

You son of a bitch, do you realize what you've done?!?!?


Tails9429

Oh shit!


cristiander

Man... we need to normalize the idea of girls asking guys out.


Banjoplaya420

That would be the right thing to do now days . No one would think bad of them . I thought everything was supposed to be equal now days!


HouseNegative9428

I’m a woman who enjoys making the first move, but the sad truth is, a lot of guys view this as desperation.


Banjoplaya420

Are you serious? In these modern times I see no problem whatsoever for a woman to ask a man out. Really ,I never understood why women wouldn’t ask a man out .


FallingUp236

If you wanted someone to have your number, why didn’t you give it to them?


Careless_Hellscape

This doesn't seem like something a reasonable person would be proud of.


diddiesculllen

Hahaha if you reverse the roles here it’s not romantic


idiotinbcn

It’s not romantic either way.


toavahi_

If someone yelled at me for not asking them out I’d never speak to them again


user235n

The end.


D_Nemesis_2775

This has been getting posted every where. No originality.


THE_JonnySolar

Yeah - although makes more sense going here. First sub I saw it in was r/wholesome 😲🙄😅


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xXWickedNWeirdXx

It was a 3 hour conversation. A good dialog writer could make a feature-length film of this. If it lacks tension or dynamism you could easily have part of the dialog be storytelling with accompanying "flashback". There's a lot you can do. It probably wouldn't be mainstream popular, but to say you couldn't get more than 30 minutes lacks imagination imo.


AfraidShock5424

yells at someone for not asking her phone number ? - the only number she should get is the psychiatric hospital


Egeste_

bUt ItS dIfFeReNt BeCaUsE iM a WoMaN


StarveTheRich

But then if men did this…


Fat_Bearded_Tax_Man

Reverse those roles and this is a crime


iaddnothingtoconvos

So he left yet she came back to find him in there makes sense lol


MicroelectronicCall

I agree with the red flags but TBH, she didn’t convince him to marry her in the bar but more likely in the bedroom. I think he’s alright.


i_hate_katherines

50 first dates already has this scene


Impossible_One5795

Seems like he had no choice.


AfraidShock5424

6575 789


adamcoe

This wasn't funny or interesting the first 20 times it was posted and it's not funny or interesting now


Banjoplaya420

Lucky for him! He got a beautiful lady !


AcanthisittaMobile78

Funny love it