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El_Guapo82

Broken collar bone is what.


fodderforpicard

Or separated shoulder.


reality4abit

Your superpower is now knowing when it's going to rain!


Intelligent-Bison-95

orthopedic has to work on it


PoorEdgarDerby

We’re just taking a breaooohh I slid right into that one.


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Better then a broken neck i suppose


Civilized_dog

Or compressed vertebrae


Clammuel

At least it's not as bad as back in 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell.


smurb15

He did lose a tooth when he was put through the cage. I believe this was after he was thrown off


Swaggy_Bowlcuts

Bruh his tooth was hanging out of his nose


Coachcrog

What a silly place to keep your tooth. Mankind was such a jokester.


Rejectid10ts

Literally what I was thinking! Upvote and awarded!


Kingofsoysauce

Better than go other way around and the pole stuck in the ass


22-Faces

No points awarded for that answer, it should be "What is a broken collar bone."


snoandsk88

A bitch to sleep on.


Shwalz

Man I remember breaking my collarbone, fell out of a tree and landed on a big ass rock. Felt like my back was broken


hardcoresean84

Was gonna mention a shattered clavicle, that shit is no joke


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Broken nose and cracked skull also


epicsnail14

Or compressed spine


nmiller248

Solid way to get paralyzed.


DrNukes

You know what else is solid? The ground.


leathermessiah666

kind of turned me on though...


Monmine

I too get turned on by paralyzed people.


Just_Del

To each their own


Re-core

Reddit moment


NDN2004

Shame


Air_Snare292

TBH I don’t think anything went wrong. That is pretty much exactly what should happen if you do that.


MormonBikeRiding

Right? What other outcome could there be lol


goaty121

She could've moved her head too late and broken her neck or something.


Air_Snare292

Now THAT is what could have gone wrong


Eblola

That’s exactly what I was thinking. What exactly was the expected outcome of yeeting yourself from a platform head first!?


LightDoctor_

I mean, if she actually had any upper body strength she might have been able to slowly walk herself to the ground.


fobfromgermany

r/WhatCouldGoRight


XxRocky88xX

It’s stuff like this that confuses me. Jumping off a ledge but accidentally landing your face? You fucked up. Jumping off a ledge head first? There’s literally no way you aren’t going to land on your head.


Picklerickshaw_part2

What was the plan here?


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Picklerickshaw_part2

Maybe stopping herself right before her head hit the ground?


randomguy8995

Maybe she was about to pull off some sick pole dancing moves, but had neither the core strength or you know... the knowledge.


LiluDallas-multipass

Australian strip-club…?


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MJY_0014

Overused reply


Just_Del

For every upvote you got the other guy got a downvote


Marzly

Perfectly balanced.


PieGuyMash

As all things should be.


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pawnografik

What did it say? -226 but still with an award. I can’t help but be curious.


MJY_0014

It said "Underrated comment"


wobbly-cheese

you need transparent heels to pull that move off


Sasquatch_patrol

Atleast 6" tall


HankHillbwhaa

Bitch just botched her own tombstone piledriver


Whimsington_Storke

Bah GAWWD!!


Houstonontheroad

Please be careful Leave pole dancing to the professionals


_Nana777

Fr. It actually requires great technique, grip and strength because you're lifting your own weight. Breaking your neck to understand that is too costly


InsouciantOne

It's okay, her head broke her fall


Liyokos1

brain damage


chillerll

And then she fell too


Yosemite-Sam99

.... gravity can be cruel to women at all ages


Waiting-For-Godot-64

And dudes ball sacks. Let’s be fair here.


Yosemite-Sam99

I got news for you;) In some cases, a procedure called scrotoplasty or scrotal reduction can help. These procedures remove extra skin from your scrotum, which can help it appear less saggy. Scrotoplasty is usually an outpatient procedure, meaning you can go home the day of the procedure. It only takes about 30 to 60 minutes to complete. Don't stress over gravity bud 🍸


nevershaves

Great, now I'm going to spend the rest of the day wondering if my balls need to be less saggy


Yosemite-Sam99

Didn't mean to saggy your evening ;)


SomeoneElsewhere

>And dudes ball sacks. Let’s be fair here. Maybe ya'll should wear little bras down there. :) There never has been and never will be a ball sack that could be called "fair." The scrotum scale comes only in degrees of ugly.


DragonEngineer

Actually bras one of the reasons women breasts sag. They reduce the development of natural support.


SomeoneElsewhere

Have you seen National Geographic?


DragonEngineer

Only for scientific purposes when I was younger. But you do raise a fair point. The bra thing was just something I heard recently.


Yosemite-Sam99

You can't really damage something you don't have as it's demonstrated in this very educational video


davidtco

She just wanted to rub her bean.


nevershaves

I'm certain there's less dangerous ways to do that


[deleted]

Ya but wheres the fun in that then?


TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00

We all have our kinks


JohnnyDarkside

Bean pole.


dubiousdb

Clam doesn’t have the same grip as it did when she did this in college.


krazy___k

She needs to do more keigels


GodsDeamond

Neck go crack


Twins_peak

r/upvotedbecausebutt


thisisnotdan

That thumbnail is one for the books, too


FaelinnCanada

I was jealous of that bar for 3 seconds


theboringlighting

I feel you mate.


bobvilastuff

Agreeablè


MIERDAPORQUE

that could have A LOT fucking worse. she’s so lucky man. wow


infinit9

People don't realize how weak their arms are compared to how much they weight.


poohbearandtiger

HothothotNO


Stacks_McGillicuddy

Ho thot thot ho


flannelmaster9

See strippers do it weekly. She was wearing too much clothing. Skin on pole slows the slide


Adbam

She should have slapped some skin on it first!


_Nana777

You don't have to be a stripper to do pole dancing


flannelmaster9

No one said you had to be a stripper to do pole dancing


TheIslander1567

She piledrove herself


piperinum

Maybe if those were PVC pants.


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TheShadowInTheCloset

its actually sand


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youwontfindout223

Coulda gone a lot worse


Dude-from-the-80s

You watch one season of American ninja warrior…


[deleted]

Gravity thou art a motherfucker.


carl_bach

She, how you say, ate it


Dalzeil

Just seeing this caused instant pain in my rib bones. Damn that looks rough


immacomputah

Is this where babies come from?


Big___Meaty___Claws

Was the goal a broken neck?


MDlynette

Collarbone


HickoryDuck00

So we saw the outcome.. but what was the intention?


[deleted]

What did u expect huh? Gravity still exists and u still weigh a good amount


solareclipse999

Funny thing this gravity has a habit of bringing thing down with a heavy thump. Includes people.


ninjanikita

Gravity. It’s a mother


Prestigious_Nose_487

Ах ты гравитация, подлая ты сука.


LightDoctor_

Probably hasn't done a push-up in years, let alone a wall push-up, but thinks she can shimmy down a pole upside down no problem. I think it says a lot about a society when it is able to carry on despite containing people this stupid within it.


Ludalomade

What kind of fucking attempt this? Suicide?


OMGflyingNOOB

So close to see this post on different sub.


Paper_Meant

What exactly is she trying to do anyway?


Next_Fudge_4287

And this Kids is how you get tetraplegic


iwannagobang

r/upvotebecausebutt


USN303

We know what she WON’T be doing for a career.


Jonny-Marx

What was supposed to happen? If she was trying to poll dance her way down, why not start from the bottom like a poll dancer? Was she trying to preform a sideways pull up? That’s just as impressive starting from the ground. Possibly more impressive to climb up like that. If it’s a simple climbing feat, why leave a free leg dangling if you plan on climbing? Why change the grip just before moving your foot? I just don’t see what the intended challenge was.


wisdon

Over thinking this?


_Nana777

She probably tried to climb down with a knee hold -or maybe through thighs only but it's dumb because with jeans she'll never grip- while lowering herself through the sheer strength of her hands (still keeping the knee hold). But she has no grip nor technique obviously. She didn't try to simply climb up -which are the basics- because she probably just couldn't pull it off. So she thought that "cheating" to get into this position and then climbing down with a knee hold and hands only -which are NOT the basics anymore AT ALL- would be easier. How wrong she was


Deviant_Kannibal

She needed just a bit more ass


showmiaface

Uh oh. She lost her other brain cell.


wotmate

She rubbed on the pole for la petite mort, but got la grande mort instead.


aspiringcreator1

Number of comments with sexual connotations is disheartening. Male chauvinism at it's best. You never see these when there's a male doing something stupid. Edit: All the neckbeards downvoting. Thinking that if they silence these opinions on the internet, women irl will somehow give them a chance even once they open their mouths and express their thoughts.


milkersnjugs

Right? Some of the top comments are super creepy and gross.


alexrabbit929

Is that why the top of the pole is always kinda sticky?


aspiringcreator1

I'm just glad she didn't break her neck. Hope nothing else either. Edit: The fuck? There were at least 2 people who were like: "No, I hoped she broke her neck or something eles." Lol Wastes of human life.


yourfingkidding

Nobody else thinks whoever filmed this is a totally ass for watching someone potentially drilling there head into the ground breaking their neck instead of putting their cellphone down?


JustOnesAndZeros

r/confusedboner


blanketswithsmallpox

Absolutely nothing confusing about this one mate.


Bastdkat

She just joined the Republican Party, but they have a maximum IQ requirement and she was just over the limit.


ccmbrlmbr

Forced Political jokes! My favorite 🤩


pikirito

I want to know what the plan was here.....


Only_Imagination_351

That could have been so much worse!


Zomni_83

Lucky to be alive


tukangjudi

she is fine. shoes still on.


F-Man_95

That's how you get permanent brain damage


Dzedro

Confirmed, gravity still works.


No-Statistician-9192

Attempting what, exactly..?


snackbagger

Instead of gripping the pole tighter she let go. She let go the thing preventing her from smashing into he ground lmao


crazy_ant007

Pussy gon’ have some mean-ass pole burns on it Edit: To whomever disliked, r/woooosh


_Nana777

That's not how it works. She's gripping (well, trying to "grip") through her thighs and hands. Her pussy is fine lol


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That metallic pole getting more action than me 🤢😭😭😭🤮🤮🤮🤮


Tanntabo

There’s a reason you could never get Sam Fisher to slide down the pipes that way.


UltraViolentNdYAG

Dumber than the post. Way dumber now...


nucsubfixr956

Its an unfortunately sad thing that audio is not included with this video


Sovietcheese31

The clam lost strength... lol


Sasquatch_patrol

How to become quadriplegic life hack


the_left_stuff

My collarbone felt that.


10units

Not a physics major.


oscarmeaner

Inverted wrongly and poor form


nexuro01

Thought she’s gona hit her head first and proceed to break her fucking spine or whatever


DougBalt2

Gravity, what’s that?


Kyleforshort

We just found out didn't we?


7777Batman

Not sure what she was attempting and why would she film and then post it. Definitely a Darwin moment.


Drippin_mango

She was lucky there was some hard dirt down there to cushion her fall


rekzkarz

A) successful attempt! B) suicide failed, but likely a permanent injury of some sort.


maybeiam-maybeimnot

u/redditspeedbot 0.25x


guido_lois

She seemed surprised that was a possible outcome.


yungpun1

It looks like she’s gonna need an adjustment after that fall!


reo3611

I know!! Let's practice whatever for the first time on concrete...


RiffinMadness

Worth it


Rude_Journalist

^^ This! Biodegradable isn’t all idiots.


leegodlee

That was quite underwhelming i expected more damage !!


Deepak_Kumar_69

That hurt bad


SpicyCrimson

breaking neck speedrun any% TAS


Consistent_Video5154

I think it would be safer to start your pole dancing career a bit closer to the ground.


Freddyfazdude94

At least she only landed on her shoulder. That could’ve been a lot worse


Sugar_Daddy_420_69

Guessed she missed the “don’t try this at home” warning


Bebopalulla

Only stupidity is stupid !


twiximax

Attempting what? Seemed to go perfectly.


-domi-

Street justice.


MelatoninJunkie

Well, you gotta practice right side up before this


AuntLemony

I am trying to understand how it could go right


daniel_sz_1991

This didn't go that wrong. You could pretty much die that way.


r0ckydog

I remember my first beer.


EchoWhiskey1

Back in elementary school, had a girl try something like this. Cracked skull, spent time in ICU with brain swelling. 40 years later, she is still is affected by it.


andoy

we call that lizard in rapelling


iDam81

Gravity works.


axeheadfloats

Goal was to slide down pole upside down. Success.


floydlangford

Gravity sucks!🙄


seanmarshall

Missed opportunity to have E40 “Sliding Down The Pole” playing…


Gam3rCh1ck94

Like WHY


pasta897

Tombstone Pile-driver


Drkhrs16

I tried this in first grade…. I was 6……


Hollowhowler100

She put too much faith in her thighs