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Oizaf888

I remember this move in Donkey Kong


jtheasian

I remember it from Lord of the Flies


zepplin-j

Piggy!


JoshSidekick

Sucks to your assmar.


I_hate_marco

My auntie says I can’t have any jungle juice on account of me assthma.


PressureWelder

I remember it from brazzers


Bal000ga

That scene damaged me


Shaneblaster

“Austin!” Yea. Can’t bring that asshole anywhere.


CriticoolHit

It's always an "Austin" or a "Dalton"... One of those guys was always there fuckin it up.


Mandalorian481

Man I wasnt expecting to feel so attacked, my name is Austin and my brother is a Dalton 😂😂


tealreddit

What township do your parents live in?


TaylorSwiftsClitoris

They were raised in the same shack.


Mandalorian481

It was more of a hut


HouStoned420

Had good pizza.


KingMatthew116

A long time ago that little Ceaser boy used to play dominos inside the hut, his papa John didn’t like him playing with random people though so he made him stop going there.


CARVER_I_AM

I hear they sexted with smoke signals.


atle95

Thats hot


inplayruin

Same bedroom


spacecoq

We got a couple grade A assholes right here!


IWishIwasARespawnDev

r/FuckYouInParticular


benzo_babe

ur parents are in my thoughts & prayers


Virgin_Dildo_Lover

Stop fucking up bruh


tealreddit

Or a “Colton”


Preparation_Asleep

I knew a Dalton once. Dude was a total badass who once ripped a dudes throat out. Unfortunately he got sent away to prison for it, murder and all. They made a movie about him back in the 80s. I think it was called Road House the ending was different.


nikmac76

I thought you’d be bigger.


_easy_

Fenton! Jesus Christ


hueckstaedt

FENTON! FENNTOOOOOON!


NunsAndAmmo

ISILDUR!


imonmyhighhorse

Cast it into the fire!


wiltony

Feh-uhhhhn!


stillinthesimulation

Am an Austin. Can confirm.


Aus10Danger

I feel attacked


Thendofreason

/r/Firstnamebasis


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MadClam97

The only thing I can understand from this gif is: *drunk*


Masta0nion

Next morning: why is my forehead bruised? You probably fell. Oh. Yeah. Maybe


HoodieFerret

My wife and I drank last week and I woke up with a bruise on my gut that looked like I'd been shot with a rubber bullet. Still no fucking clue how and the kicker is that neither of us felt like we were that smashed or lost time. Makes me wonder if I was sleep-rioting.


Funkit

I have epilepsy, my memory sucks and before my seizures were controlled I’d just come to bleeding with new cuts and wouldn’t know what from.


OsamaBinnDabbin

Yeah that shit sucks. I wouldn't wake up with cuts so much as I would a mangled tongue that made it impossible to eat for at least a week. Fortunately the tongue is the fastest healing muscle, but it still wasn't fun.


sir__Big__Cock

When your tongue is so fucked up that even drinking hurts. My tongue is full of scars, I’m so thankful my new medication works so good! No more fear of sudden seizures, no more akward situations waking up in public surrounded by stressed out strangers with no clue what’s going on or how I got there, no more brain damage, no more bruises.


ajaydee

Night terrors can have a similar effect. I wake up with bruises, cuts, split tongue, broken teeth, headaches, tiredness, and sore muscles. My brother was seriously epileptic, and it killed him, so I freaked out when it started. When my friends described what an episode looks and sounds like, I was convinced it was epilepsy. Still haven't had any tests, but it only happens when I'm asleep. It's super embarrassing, I'll never stay in a hotel again.


Villagedrunkinjun

one time at a gig on the rez about 45 mins out from town, we were playing and some tribal cops decided to walk around the dance(they are not supposed to unless they are responding to a fight/complaint. those fuckers looked in all 3 of our vehicles with flashlights, saw our load of beer in one truck, and then wanted to search our group of cars. they found like about 7 30-packs, and about 5 6-packs of the ladies drinks and made us pour it all out in front of them. then those fuckers were told by the people putting on the dance that they are not allowed to walk around and patrol dances for no reason. so those dickheads left right after that, and one of our members lady had to drive back 45 mins to stock up since it was still early.


ToxicRainbow27

what state is this in?


Villagedrunkinjun

arizona, and we're in a state of absolute searing heat


poopatrip

Tohono O’odham?


rym5

I loved this story as tragic as it was as I have felt the pain of restocking a party. Cheers.


crotchcritters

Why would you need to pour the alcohol out?


Villagedrunkinjun

alcohol is illegal on the reservation(federal land), and even if you have a medical marijuana card, it is too still illegal on the rez to possess


McFaze

Actually it depends on the location and what the tribal council allows. There are plenty of reservations that alcohol is legal on, like ones that hold casinos. It really depends on the laws for their state and what's in their tribal compact. Not sure for Arizona, but We Ko Pa, Talking Stick Resort, and Mazatzal Hotel Casino all allow alcohol to be both sold and consumed on their reservations.


phatsakis

Reservations are about as far away from Federal land you can get while staying inside the United States.


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KickAffsandTakeNames

Eh, it's a pretty complicated sovereignty issue (one that is still playing out in the courts with rulings like McGirt), but native nations in the US are still subject to federal law, and administrated through (or at least in partnership with) the Bureau of Indian Affairs (Department of the Interior). Pretty sure this isn't the reason that the above commenter couldn't have alcohol (that had to be a tribal thing, since alcohol obviously isn't federally illegal), and someone else pointed out that some tribes in medical or recreational states ignore federal marijuana laws (a few have even pursued their own med programs, similar to states), but generally speaking they're treated as "domestic dependent" nations subject to US federal law, and under the purview of the Feds/the BIA. Just the other day my fiancee was interviewing for a job with their nation, and they had signs about MMJ being federally illegal all over tribal properties.


Big_Tooka

Fuck! Not the jungle juice!!! edit: I’m glad others recognize the true loss in this video 😞


Dont_n0wereIam

Epic party foul. I bet his friends never let him forget


not_beniot

Loss of JJ is definitely the tragedy here


montigoo

100% loss of VaJJ too


PbkacHelpDesk

“Fucking party foul!”


justinBeaver420

She walked it off like a champ tho. That looked like it hurt


chillest_dude_

She was walking out of there with pure spite


GLaDOS_Sympathizer

"I'll take my business elsewhere!"


Procrastanaseum

"Oh no, how will I ever find a new bunch of guys who will give me free alcohol..."


Snarfin

Sprite*


bumbletowne

Probably embarrassment.


OneMoreAccount4Porn

Why embarrassment? She didn't do anything wrong.


koala-balla

I was a cheerleader for years; I even cheered in college and professionally but I was never cool or popular. In high school, I was walking in a local winter parade with my cheer team and we were passing by the varsity soccer team’s float (they’d won states that year and got to be in the parade too). They were throwing candy. They threw a candy bucket AT MY HEAD on purpose and started cackling. I was mortified even though they were being assholes for no reason. I would have been embarrassed if I were the girl in the video just because it’s kind of a lot of social pressure. I’m generally pretty irreverent and brush a lot of things off, but that would have made me feel so awkward. Follow up is that I threw the bucket back at them and stormed off. A little embarrassing for me that I did that but I was furious. JFC I had TWO typos in this, I really need to stop leaving long comments on Reddit late at night.


Pizan99

Assholes. It boggles my mind how people think they can act that way to another person. Being a teenager is no excuse.


Vin135mm

Well, 5 gal of water weighs about 42lbs. The alcohol and ice reduced the weight a touch, but the weight of the cooler needs to be figured in too, so 42lbs is a decent estimate. If we figure she was around 5ft tall, then the cooler would have been moving around 27 ft/s at impact, for about 475 ft/lbs of energy. That falls between the energy of a factory 38sp and 357 mag.


wadsplay

Thanks to this now we know getting hit in the face by a falling cooler full of liquid hurts


StopReadingMyUser

By all reasonable estimates, the data concludes the impact to be "oof ouchie owie"


Pnutbuddr

Im gonna need you to add some color to this analysis.


StopReadingMyUser

Green


Pnutbuddr

Ohhhhh okay, makes sense


Nyeow

It's also up to "here" on the graph, for visual reference


Gimmeprops99

It takes up about “this much” of a pie chart, if anyone was wondering.


Saemika

That’s one grape lady.


Lookatmyhorse77

Argh oh oo oo oooooo


lil_pee_wee

We also know that if you get shot, it’ll just feel like getting hit with a 5 gallon cooler


Aubdasi

…just in a much more compact area


BagOfFlies

I'm still not convinced.


usaisfucked

Not a direct hit. A direct hit would have put her On the sidewalk for sure.


superbhole

this is what we call in the defenestration business a "glancing blow"


AchooSalud

> the defenestration business Ya'll have conventions and shit?


cellovek

And regular openings, too.


myotheraccountiscuck

Irregular openings at times.


8Gh0st8

There might be a window of opportunity.


No-Patient

back and to the left


Wildcats33

The good news is that the beverage container does not appear to be made of glass, and therefore did not shatter all over the sidewalk. The sidewalk may be sticky, have lemon and orange peels for the birds to peck at, but no shards of glass that the dog walkers have to look out for.


sub_surfer

Looks like it glanced off her though, otherwise I'm not sure she'd still be conscious.


richter1977

Thankfully for her, spread over a larger surface area than that of a bullet.


daedra9

That's about 644 joules. Estimates put a punch from a pro boxer between 750 and 1000 joules. So, fun fact #2, a pro could hit you about 50% harder than that 357 mag.


umopapsidn

Put a .357" wide stick at the end of the glove (and magically keep the boxer's hand safe) and I'm sure the damage would be similar.


tinymonesters

That force is applied in a much different way here.


notrelevanttingggg

I have a bachelor's in physics, but these units make no sense.


DarkKermit1212

Quick maths


myhangyinhaogin

r/theydidthemath


Crass_Conspirator

I think it was a graze but it could’ve been a lot worse if that jug was a couple inches to the left. She walked away with a lump and a shiner and was lucky for it.


_ZedF

She definitely seemed a little salty to me.


justinBeaver420

Haha I mean who wouldn’t be salty about that tho? They basically dropped a barrel on your face AND got it on camera 😂


Talonqr

Now I get why donkey kong does it


geoman2k

…and then posted it on the internet for the world to see


ClarkDoubleUGriswold

She was big mad about a cooler being dropped on her fuckin face


Fritz_Klyka

Yeah... she's not walking it off, she's looking for the stairs to go fuck him up!


Jurph

She's **[going the right direction](https://i.imgur.com/YoD3Vfk.png)**.


natidiscgirl

Whooooa how’d you…


Jurph

1. I recognized the "Hurricane Evacuation Route" sign which meant it was on the Atlantic or Gulf coast 2. There's a brief flash of the hotel's sign out front and I could make out `Zxv Marina Hotel` so I just typed `Marina Hotel` and realized there were a hundred of them all over the coastal US 3. Guys wearing beads, girls cheerfully lining up for drinks being poured down from balconies... I said to myself, it's either New Orleans or Florida. So I tried `Marina Hotel Florida` and saw a `San Marino Hotel` in Daytona Beach ("Spring Break, bitches!!") Checked out street view and there it was.


natidiscgirl

Dang man. That’s some pretty great sleuthing.


Dandiestbuffalo

There's a guy who does exactly this for his YouTube channel. I can't remember his name but one video I saw he had a very simple street picture and guessed the location within 10 feet.


iRox24

Who wouldn't?! That guy was an asshole. Could have killed her.


GlamRockDave

probably a little sticky too


Deenyc43

She took a big jug of liquid dropped from second floor on the face, she’s a fucking warrior.


Ball075090085

It's The Jug•gernaut Bitch


Dont_n0wereIam

This sausage party is about to change….well never mind.


Unfiltered_Soul

That's the largest sausage ever thrown at her face I have ever seen.


Dont_n0wereIam

I’m not sure you get the reference of what a “sausage party” is. 🤷


Talonqr

Nobody tell him


Dont_n0wereIam

I would like to know his thoughts on this tho


a_moniker

What did Seth Rogen’s [pièce de résistance](https://m.imdb.com/title/tt1700841/) ever do to you? Why don’t you want this dude to see a cinematic classic??


dmj9

Fucking Austin again!


MrBonelessPizza24

*Fuck Austin* *All my homies hate Austin*


AustinTanius

That Austin. We aren't all morons, I swear.


Dang44

That could have ended much worse


JamesUpton87

I was expecting it too. Booze made her walk it off like a champ


Factionguru

Yeah, a head/neck hit like that could've really wrecked her. That was not cool or funny.


Poketronus

I don't think anyone was arguing it was cool or funny


Mister_Po

Are we not in r/coolfunny?


potatonipples123

Of course thats real


CrappyMSPaintPics

i will argue that it was funny


Villagedrunkinjun

and i'll argue that it was ice cold


aussie_punmaster

Alright alright alright Ok now ladies!


SnowDay111

Definitely not cool, it’s only somewhat funny because she walked away. The guy is a fucking moron kind of funny.


Jerry-Busey

and thats how you lose the girl, your alcohol and your friends at the party in one quick step


Darksecretbox

Austin. He thought he had the muscles to do it but turns out it was just chunk.


mary8thelamb

Not even a single fucking sorry? Fuck Austin


ninebyframe

This is what I was thinking, how would your reaction not be “omfg I’m so sorry!”


hungry4danish

no one asked "are you okay" either! drunken assholes the lot of 'em.


Talonqr

No dont fuck Austin This is why Austin doesn't fuck


_osearydrakoulias

Austin was clearly frozen in shock. Doubt he’ll live this one down.


fpoiuyt

Evidently every one of them was frozen in shock. Not a single voice saying anything close to an apology.


kai-ol

That was my biggest take away. Not a single one of those drunk assholes apologized for dropping a full jug on her from a story up.


LoreleiOpine

"How did your sister die?" -"She was drinking a fruity mix drink from a large vessel about 50 feet up that a stranger was holding. He accidentally dropped it." "She... she *what*?"


Justpassinglane

Which sister? All of them!


idzero

"My sorority sister", more like


Raenhart

Luckily it wasn't actually anywhere near 50 feet. Poor girl would be DEAD.


MuShu-pad

God damnit Jim, that's not what we meant when we said she is hot you should try to smash


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Flomo420

0/5 princesses reccomend


JoseChavezyChavez

It was Austin, don’t blame Jim. Jim had *nothing* to do with this.


newyearnewaccount21

Fuck that Jim is friends with Austin, he knows what he did.


kausthubnarayan

Just like that, Sangria night had to be cancelled!


UR77Meteorit

- Can I haz booze? - Sure, knock yourself out.


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GlossTalks

At least she turned her head in time to avoid her nose going into her brain.


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uncorrectlee

You feel me?


DAT-BOOBS

Elastigirl for real


calltheshotsB

Took that punch like a champ


trachtpiques

That’s what happens when you name your child Austin.


DonarudoTorumpu

Lucky for her it was not a direct impact and slid off her face.


wolfmann555

She got.... punched in the face


kellyb1985

I'm confused about what the best case scenario was here. Like if he had been able to pour it down, it would've been like the movie Carrie.


NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT

It was a cooler with a spigot. He was opening the valve to let it pour a stream down. Imagine the cooler resting on the barrier, not falling. That's the best case. But he dropped the whole thing.


-ksguy-

Fucking Austin.


GrafterGaz

The barrel does appear to have a plastic white spigot on it, so I assume they tried to stand it on the balcony to pour it using that and it slipped. It probably still would have spattered everywhere but not to the same extent as pouring it out of the top. However, If that's not what they tried to do then yeah, definitely like Carrie.


moscowramada

Man, this could’ve gone so much better. My 20 year old past sense would’ve been incensed at all the wasted potential here. He should’ve taken the invitation and poured a small amount down from up there down to her. Kind of funny, kind of sexy. Could’ve got that going for a while, made it fun, have some other guys try pouring, see if the other girl wanted to try. Asked for names, given theirs. Maybe brought out grapes and food to mix it up. The door was wide open for this. After that had run it’s course, they should’ve asked, Now that we’re practically friends, want to come up? We’ll buy more beer and we’ve been here since 4pm, we’ll be here all night. If yes - cool, keep the party going, maybe keep trying to recruit people from up there, make it into a game. If not - okay, well want to return later? - if no again - no problem, have a nice time at the beach but how about we invite you to a future party, like the one we’re having here next Friday. Instead they wasted like $40 worth of alcohol & supplies for absolutely nothing at all. I would’ve been seeing red.


lickedTators

This was literally the plan of the guys in the video. Just like them, you didn't plan on Austin losing control and dropping the booze.


SorryImAnAsshat

Austin. What a dick.


OlSmokeyZap

This guy college-partied


3250feralhogs

> I would’ve been seeing red. If you watched the video, red was clearly displayed.


GuacinmyPaintbox

Fast forward 5 years..."Hey, remember that girl you banged on Spring Break after smashing her face with a cooler? Well, meet your kid, Daytona!"


butt_huffer42069

"THATS THE SECOND TIME!" So yall aint learn then??


drakner1

Their walk off is like nope you ain't getting pussy from us boys.


lazylion_ca

I mean, they weren't going to anyway.


zztoops

“Party foul!” Killed me


smalljungles

Pow! Right in the kisser!


Capricorn_Alice

“What the FUCK Richard”


dancing_in_nebulas

Lol the fact that he is still like "...wait why you leavin?"


rdrunner_74

Alc and girls gone... Worst outcome


evaneswards77

“She’s pretty as hell tho”


Logical-Big-3005

Scrolled for 5 minutes for someone to finally acknowledge this beautiful comment. 💀


void_boi

I think the bigger loser was the guy for wasting all that alcohol.


TotallyTooMuchTuna

They don’t call it punch for nothing


PM_ME_FIT_REDHEADS

Morons, I feel so bad for her.


_LLOSERR

i thought i was boutta see one of those big vodka glass bottles come down on her teeth.


TheeOhSeesUndRPGs

I'd legit leave and stop being friends with people if they were this stupid and wasteful.


IHavePoopedBefore

Same. You know he was the only one who thought that was a good idea. That punch looked good too, all those pineapple pieces. Austin seems like the loud dumb guy at every party


TheeOhSeesUndRPGs

If it's a big enough party there's always an Austin. He's doing shit like showing up already drunk so doesn't care if he spills drinks or pours them on people. If there's a bonfire he either tries to jump it or throws scary shit in it unannounced like firecrackers or spray paint. Tries to get the host to put on music or a movie only they like. Spikes the punch even though it already has booze in it. Tries to get people to draw on passed out people's faces instead of making sure they're ok.


GammaAminoButryticAc

Body slamming and destroying a folding table that the host planned on returning the next day for a refund. Throwing a drink in someone’s face and then being filled with homicidal rage at their audacity to be offended. People like this should be sterilized.


w00t4me

"Bro Relax, I'm just trying to have a good time. Loosen up and live a litle" - Austin, anytime he gets called out


wafflesareforever

"Hahaha!" - the one fucking guy who thinks he's funny, whose laughter makes Austin think he's killing it with this routine


steamyrayvaugn

Redditors will take one small sliver of information about somebody, write a fantasy graphic novel about how much they hate them and somehow it always ends with them being sterilized


amfoejaoiem

I mean i assume it was an accident


osirisunset

C'mon, we all know redditors don't have friends...


AtWor

Lmao how is this cringe comment upvoted


WrestleSocietyXShill

Anyone who has been to a reasonable number of parties in their life has probably been the drunken dipshit at least a couple of times, as long as it isn't every time you go out it isn't the end of the world. People can be so silly to make a snap judgement on someone's whole worth as a human being based on a 5 second video of a drunken mishap.


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Repulsive_Box_5763

The angle makes it look like they target yeeted that thing in to her face. Camera angles are the real magic.


Magster56

I hope that was all the booze they had!