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vastle12

I don't see anything that's not a stick in the first one? What even is that?


SuperAwesome13

there is also a rock


MotherofLuke

Rock, paper, scizzers!


pillowpotion

It’s simple, just eat the sticks that look like sticks but are food, and stay away from the other sticks that look like sticks.


MotherofLuke

Did you poke their eyes out what one of those?


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Callmedrexl

I'm getting the feeling that you're the type of person who should not be left unsupervised...


CosmicCreeperz

I just want to know is the diarrhea being freebased or does the freebasing cause the diarrhea?


Callmedrexl

First one and then the other?


kitolz

Probably there so you can carve your own utensils like a fucking caveman. Break the stones into crude knives and you'll be ready to eat in a few hours.


WesternConcentrate94

😂😂😂😂


rns1113

Thanks I hate this a lot. Also belongs on r/stupidfood


This_iz_fine

r/TIHI


Appropriate_Snow_742

Uh unless your a woodchuck or a termite this is not food.


MonsterMashGrrrrr

lol I'm so irritated. You gonna make me sit here and look like an idiot, not sure if stick or food?? No u. U idiot.


JessicaFletcher1

Is there something edible in the first photo?


pillowpotion

Yes, the two thicker sticks


JessicaFletcher1

What are they?


pillowpotion

They were filled with some kind of strange soft foam.


JessicaFletcher1

Interesting. I hope they tasted better than they looked!


MotherofLuke

Home Depot snack


Scared-Fig1776

Thicker sticks


MotherofLuke

Penile?


engiknitter

Interesting. My theory was the shorter thick stick (hahaha) was a cigar.


kittengreen

Oh you mean the chode stick. Gotcha!


MotherofLuke

Licorice?


666to666

Not OP but looks like maybe it could be bone marrow? Source: was at a similar pretentious establishment and it looked similar and it was bone marrow foam. I also tried to lick the rock but it’s wasn’t edible.


JessicaFletcher1

Interesting, thanks for the further elaboration. Pretty funny that you licked a rock, but an understandable mistake, given the look of the dish!


STRAYDOG0626

*goes to restaurant for beavers *complains there is only beaver food What a Karen move…


TheChiefOfBeef

Thanks for this comment… LOL’ed for real


boost437

That's like going to Spain and complaining there are Spanish people there .[Actually happened](https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/q8kztl/goes_to_spain_for_a_holiday_complains_there_were/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


STRAYDOG0626

Jesus xD


adimapamida

I am in Spain, and man if there aren't there a lot of spanish people.


maffick

​ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de5TCblUhi0


MotherofLuke

Parrots would like this too 🤓


Guywithquestions88

They might as well just have the manager serve it since I'm gonna need to talk to him as soon as this comes to the table.


hannah915

*bite* oh that’s a stick *bite* and that ones a rock


pyaravonfuzzybutt

Everything is edible if you are brave/stupid enough


Cyberzombie

There was a dude who ate a small plane in the '70s. This is amateur hour in comparison.


MotherofLuke

And afterwards he flew away!


Decent-Unit-5303

Is this that Japanese game show where random stuff is chocolate?


Mad_Aeric

Sadly, Candy Or Not Candy was a one-off segment, and there are not more episodes.


pillowpotion

By the way, this is at a 2-Michelin star restaurant in Paris. These are the first two appetizers.


Cyberzombie

The Michelin Man done lost his mind if he gave that 2 stars.


Imperial_Triumphant

How’d they score it? “I think our full line of tires could drive over any of this in a real world situation and come out unscathed!”


According_Gazelle472

Appetizers?


Cyberzombie

De-appetizers, I should think.


According_Gazelle472

It does seem like that.


Guywithquestions88

Yeah, they stimulate your appetite because you're expecting food and you got sticks and rocks instead...still hungry.


According_Gazelle472

And you will remember not to order that again.


FishTheSlapper

1 campfire, fire on the side please


According_Gazelle472

Nothing edible in that picture.


Oski96

"...What part of 'I'd like a side of ranch' did you not understand?!"


gwaydms

The hard caramel "bark" in the second pic looks yummy.


crazymissdaisy87

This is a trick. Nothing on that is edible!


MonkeyGirl18

That rock on the top of the first pic kinda looks like a mouse lol. But none of that looks edible lol


yomama_is_cg

Pay them with a truckload of scrap metal mixed with pennies. It’s only fair.


marks0981

Is this for real? If i chip a tooth on a stick I'm fighting the chef.


Imperial_Triumphant

I love it when my food is fucking camouflaged and hiding in plain sight. Is it even a night out if you don’t chip a few teeth during the trial and error stages of eating?


Cannacology

But nothing looks edible…


cherrylpk

Snap into a thin twig. SNAP INTO IT!


Short-Advertising-49

Not going to lie, this looks quite good, it's not like there's a load of sauce or tiny bits to role off or near juice to trickle into your crotch


Parnello

Hot take: This is cool


DarkSensei3

Are the sticks actually cake?!


jimb575

Here in Rhode Island, we have a law that anything served on a plate must be reasonably edible.


Chuck-Cuterie

I’m as weirded out about the food as I am the leather table you have to eat it at!


SpacedFae

Mmmm, check out all that fiber


Hungry-Replacement-6

They obviously put that there for you to start a campfire


usingastupidiphone

Is there a stickbug hiding in there?


inter-dimensional

Bogus as hell, only edible items should be plated,


Dreamingdanny95

Sticks and stones may break my bones but they also never fill me


TheGoriHindu

This simply cannot be sanitary, dear lord.


3Effie412

Is there something in there that is edible??


gojiranutterbutter

You're supposed to eat them like crab legs


foxontherox

It’s the rock, right?


discoballinmypants

Honest question- what the fuck?!


ObliviouslyDrake67

Ah yes fav snack *rocks*.


Heelscrossed

What WAS edible?


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