By - pillowpotion
I don't see anything that's not a stick in the first one? What even is that?
there is also a rock
Rock, paper, scizzers!
It’s simple, just eat the sticks that look like sticks but are food, and stay away from the other sticks that look like sticks.
Did you poke their eyes out what one of those?
I'm getting the feeling that you're the type of person who should not be left unsupervised...
I just want to know is the diarrhea being freebased or does the freebasing cause the diarrhea?
First one and then the other?
Probably there so you can carve your own utensils like a fucking caveman.
Break the stones into crude knives and you'll be ready to eat in a few hours.
Thanks I hate this a lot.
Also belongs on r/stupidfood
Uh unless your a woodchuck or a termite this is not food.
lol I'm so irritated. You gonna make me sit here and look like an idiot, not sure if stick or food?? No u. U idiot.
Is there something edible in the first photo?
Yes, the two thicker sticks
What are they?
They were filled with some kind of strange soft foam.
Interesting. I hope they tasted better than they looked!
Home Depot snack
Interesting. My theory was the shorter thick stick (hahaha) was a cigar.
Oh you mean the chode stick. Gotcha!
Not OP but looks like maybe it could be bone marrow? Source: was at a similar pretentious establishment and it looked similar and it was bone marrow foam. I also tried to lick the rock but it’s wasn’t edible.
Interesting, thanks for the further elaboration.
Pretty funny that you licked a rock, but an understandable mistake, given the look of the dish!
*goes to restaurant for beavers
*complains there is only beaver food
What a Karen move…
Thanks for this comment… LOL’ed for real
That's like going to Spain and complaining there are Spanish people there
I am in Spain, and man if there aren't there a lot of spanish people.
Parrots would like this too 🤓
They might as well just have the manager serve it since I'm gonna need to talk to him as soon as this comes to the table.
*bite* oh that’s a stick
*bite* and that ones a rock
Everything is edible if you are brave/stupid enough
There was a dude who ate a small plane in the '70s. This is amateur hour in comparison.
And afterwards he flew away!
Is this that Japanese game show where random stuff is chocolate?
Sadly, Candy Or Not Candy was a one-off segment, and there are not more episodes.
By the way, this is at a 2-Michelin star restaurant in Paris. These are the first two appetizers.
The Michelin Man done lost his mind if he gave that 2 stars.
How’d they score it? “I think our full line of tires could drive over any of this in a real world situation and come out unscathed!”
De-appetizers, I should think.
It does seem like that.
Yeah, they stimulate your appetite because you're expecting food and you got sticks and rocks instead...still hungry.
And you will remember not to order that again.
1 campfire, fire on the side please
Nothing edible in that picture.
"...What part of 'I'd like a side of ranch' did you not understand?!"
The hard caramel "bark" in the second pic looks yummy.
This is a trick. Nothing on that is edible!
That rock on the top of the first pic kinda looks like a mouse lol.
But none of that looks edible lol
Pay them with a truckload of scrap metal mixed with pennies. It’s only fair.
Is this for real? If i chip a tooth on a stick I'm fighting the chef.
I love it when my food is fucking camouflaged and hiding in plain sight. Is it even a night out if you don’t chip a few teeth during the trial and error stages of eating?
But nothing looks edible…
Snap into a thin twig. SNAP INTO IT!
Not going to lie, this looks quite good, it's not like there's a load of sauce or tiny bits to role off or near juice to trickle into your crotch
Hot take: This is cool
Are the sticks actually cake?!
Here in Rhode Island, we have a law that anything served on a plate must be reasonably edible.
I’m as weirded out about the food as I am the leather table you have to eat it at!
Mmmm, check out all that fiber
They obviously put that there for you to start a campfire
Is there a stickbug hiding in there?
Bogus as hell, only edible items should be plated,
Sticks and stones may break my bones but they also never fill me
This simply cannot be sanitary, dear lord.
Is there something in there that is edible??
You're supposed to eat them like crab legs
It’s the rock, right?
Honest question- what the fuck?!
Ah yes fav snack *rocks*.
What WAS edible?
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