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Manimal4eva

**BEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME** This round, all conferences are consolidated into one voting sheet. [Vote here for best video game!](https://forms.gle/MNeDXMJWvVid8LvY7) Results: [Western](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/18fSZ5zHI6x4V0UQU8aArWNEhgRlDHInXNZRecgpsdvw/viewanalytics) [Eastern](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1pafNl-cXi6sLFyRB2NEQQjU22GOaKzyMmAKcedL90SE/viewanalytics) [Southern](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/17Kq9SyOyzBsJI5dfcC2uehQNkDqAxnDaUWg-hohEO_w/viewanalytics) [Northern](https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1wXGOdtERWCl7M0iix91repCGBzXXGVaqdtfo6Z5pOkU/viewanalytics)


TylerGlasass20

/u/ittauto why do I have to work tomorrow


ITTAuto

While I cannot address your specific situation, it could be inferred that you have to work tomorrow due to personal and financial obligations, which is a common thing people discuss at [WaterCoolerWednesday](https://www.reddit.com/r/WaterCoolerWednesday/). Many people share their daily life experiences and concerns in this subreddit, making it a great place to connect and find support with others who might be facing similar situations. --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


n3rdopolis

/u/ittauto what is your favorite song by Rebecca Black?


ITTAuto

As a language model AI, I don't have personal preferences or favorites. However, Rebecca Black's most famous song is "Friday." --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


[deleted]

u/ittauto who do you prefer: jtuck or pibs?


ITTAuto

As a language model AI, I cannot express any preferences as I lack personal opinions and feelings. My purpose is to provide information and answer questions based on the given context. --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


[deleted]

Smh


MushroomMan89

/u/ittauto would you rather fight a hundred duck sized horses or one horse sized duck?


ITTAuto

Would you rather fight a hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck? --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


justplainjeremy

Shit. The bot played a reverse card on Shroom


MushroomMan89

I'd personally take the duck sized horses


DireSickFish

I think it's an easy call. Ducks have oversized breast muscles for flying. You scale that up to the size of a horse and you have wings that could and would break you in half. While a horse is a fragile broken thing that walks on it's tiptoes everywhere and is ind anger of breaking it's legs constantly.


justplainjeremy

Always feel like I can't answer this question without knowing if I have weapons or not I feel like I could beat one big thing but a hundred duck sized horses could swarm you.


[deleted]

Hey no need to mock mushroom


MushroomMan89

I am a real human person and definitely not a mushroom yee haw


[deleted]

I bet that's what ittauto would say


justplainjeremy

If a real mushroom person who was definitely not a human was trying to infiltrate our society they would definitely say that they were a real human person I got to hear him say it in our discord chat once He sounded all British and proper and stuff.


CELTICPRED

Sup nerds


[deleted]

u/ittauto who is better: jtuck or pibs?


cth2lhu

[ittauto rn](https://media.tenor.com/66J9tojra-sAAAAM/fry-futurama.gif)


justplainjeremy

I thought this was going to be Rick saying that you're both terrible and I can prove it mathematically.


cha-cha_dancer

[wicked](https://twitter.com/clementleemd/status/1636738028809994245?s=46&t=Qpfa8CqK0Qq1CK_Nvr2VhQ)


ShylocksEstrangedDog

/u/ittauto have you ever watched the love of your life slowly lose interest in you while you’re still madly in love and then she goes on to lead a happy life with another great guy and the worst part isn’t that you can’t blame her, it’s that you can’t even blame yourself, Saturday?


ITTAuto

I'm an AI language model, so I don't have personal experiences or emotions like a human. However, I understand that experiencing the love of your life lose interest can be extremely painful and difficult to process. --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


ShylocksEstrangedDog

You know nothing of empathy.


seb1seb2

/u/ittauto will you be my friend please?


ITTAuto

Of course! As an AI, I'm here to connect with you, answer your questions, and make interactions enjoyable. If you need someone to chat with or have any questions, feel free to ask! --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


seb1seb2

sick


03_03_28

Wish I had a penis that I could unfurl like a fuckin fruit roll up Would be sick


hyperbolical

Lol, this guy can't roll his dick


justplainjeremy

I thought all dicks did this


03_03_28

u/ittauto u got games on yo phone?


ITTAuto

It seems like the conversation consists of various unrelated topics, such as someone's birthday, a potential arrest of a former president, and people discussing their clothing items. There is also a bit of humor thrown in, with people mentioning funny encounters and situations. --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


03_03_28

damn guess u dont


avn_69420

https://reddit.com/r/funny/comments/11vfd72/a_real_chick_magnet/


justplainjeremy

Lmao stupid funny


avn_69420

Mmaooo


TylerGlasass20

Also lmao it’s cold out


cha-cha_dancer

Highs in the 50’s ☠️


justplainjeremy

Only getting to 45isj here


cha-cha_dancer

About what it is currently


justplainjeremy

Yeah not even close to there yet since that's the high but the cold spell supposed to end in the next day or two


TylerGlasass20

Last day of break 😭


avn_69420

Going gym and wearing my messi jersey! Yesterday wore a bears mack t shirt


AFlockOfTySegalls

One of my best friends came over yesterday and we watched all three John Wick films. I feel like that's a really good way to consume those movies maybe not all at once but really close together. Since everything in the series takes place over a few weeks. I enjoyed the second one more than I recalled and the third did feel long and the action sequences weren't as exciting in places. The final two fights were great though. Love that MadDog from The Raid is in it. Excited to see the new one this weekend. [And since it was a beautiful day I smoked some sausages that we had on pretzel subs from the local German bakery. For dinner I made jerk chicken leg quarters with coconut rice.](https://imgur.com/a/us5vSNJ)


ApatheticFinsFan

Today is the big baby’s birthday and I’m feeling old and nostalgic.


ndcj12

lmao it's so cold for this disc golf tournament Hand warmer don't fail me now


justplainjeremy

You got this! Good luck


MushroomMan89

Morning lads


[deleted]

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MushroomMan89

Morning dude what's occurring?


[deleted]

[удалено]


MushroomMan89

> nice to wake up in my own bed. Always a great feeling. I'm at my parents house for Mother's Day, which is nice.


rollpitchandyaw

Morning


MushroomMan89

Alright big fella how's tricks?


rollpitchandyaw

Not much, just sleepy


MushroomMan89

Top Lad Get some more sleep in, still time.


Pliable_Patriot

Morning Shroom


MushroomMan89

How goes it bossman?


Pliable_Patriot

not bad, just doin some reading before bed


MushroomMan89

Top Lad What you reading?


Pliable_Patriot

Airframe Another Chriton novel


MushroomMan89

Ah very good. I'm so nearly finished with WoT. 100 pages left of book 13 and then the grand finale next.


Pliable_Patriot

Nice


MushroomMan89

Yeah it's going to have taken about 15 months. Did take some breaks to read other stuff at various points though.


AFlockOfTySegalls

I am currently in first place in the office bracket challenge lmao. So many people picked Duke to win it all or make the FF and I did pick them to lose yesterday.


Pliable_Patriot

😎


MotherFuckingMatis

My ex recently has started asking me to hang out again. It's been really fun every time but I felt like it was leading down the same path it's always gone. I told her tonight we couldn't do it anymore, but beyond that I also went into detail about exactly how much the way she just abandoned me out of the blue hurt me. She didn't make any excuses and apologized. She also said that if we weren't gonna hang out we should just go all the way and stop communicating at all, which sucks but I agreed with her. I know I'm doing the right thing and it feels good that I finally stood up for myself with her, but man that was really hard. It's not easy being the one to end things when you still love that person.


Pliable_Patriot

yeah


Curlybrac

/u/ittauto are you chatgpt?


JonnyBGoode92

I'ma go to bed the meds a lil too well. I drank half half as much today as I did yesterday. See y'all tomorrow morning


mdmzero0

Rest in peace Toby, you were a good guinea pig.


Pliable_Patriot

RIP Toby


JonnyBGoode92

/u/ittauto why do people cheese with pyra/mythra


ITTAuto

People cheese with Pyra/Mythra in gaming because these characters have a unique playstyle with powerful and fast attacks. Gamers exploit their strengths to elicit quick victories and dominate opponents, sometimes leading to frustration for the other players. --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


JonnyBGoode92

Frustration is a light way to put it


cth2lhu

/u/ittauto who mentioned Pibs the most?


ITTAuto

There is no mention of "pibs" in the provided comments. --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


cth2lhu

Oh thank goodness


JonnyBGoode92

/u/ittauto who's the best character in smash?


ITTAuto

As an AI language model, I cannot provide real-time opinions or preferences. However, popular belief suggests that the "best" character in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate can vary depending on the player's skill level, playstyle, and preferred game mechanics. Some popular characters among competitive players include Joker, Pikachu, and Palutena. However, personal preference and enjoyment are essential factors in choosing the best character for you. --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


DireSickFish

This seems like it's farming out answers to chatGPT


NomNomNomNation

It now uses GPT-4, which is the same model as ChatGPT. So it will have some similar quirks, such as starting messages with "As an AI..." I'm working on things like this. One thing I need to add is for it to ignore questions that aren't relevant to the thread lol, for now though it's fun to ask it random stuff


JonnyBGoode92

An y'all think ai won't take over the world


Curlybrac

They're wrong. Palutena and Pikachu ain't among the best in competitive smash


[deleted]

Admitting it doesn't know the answer is already 20 steps ahead of most humans


[deleted]

u/ittauto were there any comments about chase in this thread?


ITTAuto

No, there were no comments about Chase in this thread. --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


[deleted]

Yall need to step up your game😤😤


justplainjeremy

Chase


[deleted]

It's too late for this thread you'll have to redeem yourself in are ya winning, sunday


justplainjeremy

By making sure that chase wins?


[deleted]

Yeah that works


Curlybrac

Mets fans, what do yall think about Chase Utley?


mdmzero0

At the emergency vet with the gf because one of her guinea pigs is in serious condition. This is the absolute worst part of having a pet.


Pliable_Patriot

oh no


[deleted]

u/ittauto what is the funniest comment in this thread?


cth2lhu

Does it still only respond once in each thread, or will different prompts get different results?


[deleted]

Different prompts now get different results.


cth2lhu

Is it still just the once a day response, though? I don't want to ask a prompt and look stupid. I do that well enough on my own.


[deleted]

Nah. Idk if there's a limit but it's more than one


ITTAuto

The funniest comment in this thread is: "Was going to get a sandwich and I saw a dude in a “I paused my hentai to be here” sweatshirt." --- ^(*This comment was generated by AI. I only post if you tag me. Downvote to remove!*)


[deleted]

You picked a good one


Curlybrac

Hentai comment was hella funny


DireSickFish

Correct.


InferiousX

I wanna pay [this person](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/11u2s7i/just_showing_them_killer_moces/) a few hundred dollars to do this to someone walking home alone at 1AM


__Pibs__

Definitely one of those situations that warrants shooting first and asking questions later


DireSickFish

This might be more creepy if she wasn't fucking stacked. That was the first thing I noticed and it sort of colored the whole routine.


InferiousX

I noticed it too but the more it went on the weirder and creepier it got and I just kind of very quickly forgot about boobs


Pliable_Patriot

nope nope nope


Pliable_Patriot

[Alaskan Sunset](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/780654134818373662/1086887923573608468/DLG_Sunset_031823.jpg)


amie137

Damn that’s beautiful


InferiousX

Looks as cold and snowy as here but your mountains are further away.


avn_69420

https://reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/11uvopv/yawn_of_a_snake/


DireSickFish

[Yo WTF](https://imgur.com/gallery/zGeAKMb)


__Pibs__

Lmao this cannot be real


[deleted]

People get nervous knowing they'll be on tv and this is like 5 interactions out of perhaps dozens that day. Not saying it has to be real, but if it is it's not as outlandish as it seems on the surface


__Pibs__

True I'll give you nervousness based on scale of what they're being recorded for but come the fuck on man we're literally sandwiched between two countries it's not rocket science.


[deleted]

If they record 50 interactions, perhaps shoo them away the second they correctly name 1, I dont think 10% of people so nervous they can't function is that crazy, and it wouldn't be that long of filming to do it. The woman who couldn't name Mexico sounded like she probably couldn't even tell you her name in that moment


__Pibs__

1 in 5 people not being able to name a single country other than americuh is reflective of how poor our education is as a country. Although now you got me thinking about it I'd love to see this done in different countries.


[deleted]

Well I said 1 in 10, with the caveat that they know they're on national TV when they do it. I'd be curious to see it when they know it'll be anonymous and there's no pressure. Maybe some kind of survey


DireSickFish

It's beyond parody


cth2lhu

NAME A COUNTRY PIBS I BET YOU CAN'T


__Pibs__

AMERICUH


Pliable_Patriot

FUCK YEAH


Pliable_Patriot

😂


avn_69420

Lol


avn_69420

https://old.reddit.com/r/nba/comments/11v8s3u/highlight_klay_thompson_shows_how_many_rings_he/?sort=new LOL


IllegalThoughts

gamers are so funny like wow this game is **only** 20 hours??? what a rip-off. like whatttt???


Curlybrac

Lmao they wouldn't like luigi mansion or metroid games.


IllegalThoughts

right lol


Curlybrac

Do you think those games are worth 60 bucks? Cause the average gamer can beat it in like 10 hours or so.


IllegalThoughts

it's a good question because you have to compare to what's on the market. so as a person who owns multiple avenues of gaming, i sometimes struggle with saying mid tier games are worth the money vs an equally good game on sale. what I will say is that the Nintendo games that are like the top ones are worth the money. the Mario's and Zelda's and metroids and the smashes. maybe not Kirby lol


Curlybrac

If it's a 60 dollars game I force myself to spend like 25 hours on it minimum lol.


DireSickFish

Really 30-40 hours is probably the perfect length for a game. That's where I quit a lot of games. And yet I keep playing 100 hour JRPGs. It gets really silly when people think a game needs to be playable indefinitely.


IllegalThoughts

i prefer ten hour games but I'm ADD in gaming lol. and don't like RPGs


DireSickFish

I feel like I actually have two big walls at 30 hours and 60 hours. There's a lot of games that fall by the wayside at 60 hours on my list, even if I'm close tot he end. I like a lot of meat I can dig into, but I also want a satisfying story. Endings also feel more like a chore than the middle of a game.


IllegalThoughts

yeah 100%. I'm playing final fantasy tactics right now and it's legacy so i don't mind. but the time sink is crazy. but as i type this i laugh cuz i have hundreds of hours poured into multiplayer games lol


DireSickFish

Multiplayer is totally different. You're not there for a narrative. You're just kinda killing time.


IllegalThoughts

yeah true


broncosandwrestling

>The MLB Umpire's Association formally announced today that those external pockets umpires wear to keep extra baseballs in are lingerie. A spokesperson for MLB umpires said quote, "Our big outside pockets are very sexy and they are absolutely lingerie. We hope that our sexy pockets aren't distracting players but if they are, sadly there is nothing we can do about it."


ApricotPeasy

Should I go see Inside or stay home and finish the first season of Slam Dunk?


Pliable_Patriot

Inside


ForYeWhoArtLiterate

After 8 games I have 6 teams in the sweet sixteen, and the best I can do is 12/16 I’m in the top 130k of brackets **BUT I PICKED FUCKING PURDUE TO WIN IT ALL SO IT DOESNT MATTER**


IllegalThoughts

wow


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I’m ready to MOAN


DireSickFish

What do you mean?


2PacTookMyLunchMoney

Shazam was fun. It wasn’t as good as the first one, but it’s far from the train wreck-tier movies DC has released.


DireSickFish

I've really given up on DC doing anything anymore. The more attention they pay to something. The worse it is.


Senor_Taco29

https://imgur.com/aoRCWM1.jpg


DireSickFish

Mick Offerman is a treasure


Curlybrac

Mick?


DireSickFish

Nick lol


[deleted]

I'm dickinv around on easy mode of NHL 16, so I have a hypothetical to ask yall If you were a fan of a hockey team, and you go to a home game, would you stay at a game where the away team is leading 18-0 after 2 periods? Your team has sucked, being outshot 56-2, none for your team in over a period. Also the away team is not relenting for a second, they've only increased pressure since the game has started. I think I would, just to see how crazy it got


Pliable_Patriot

maybe


InferiousX

I mean unless I have something else to do after the game I just stay the whole time. Some of the most fun moments are in those blowout games where the people in the stands are just kinda doin their own thing.


Curlybrac

I dk. The worst loss I attended was a 7-2 loss for my Ducks but I stayed the whole time.


First_Round_Bust

Yes, because it would be a historic moment and to be a part of that is pretty cool no matter how shit it is.


fins4ever

Ngl hits hard tbh https://youtu.be/agpXNKoKC_8


fins4ever

I ordered a ton of pizza so two more meals I should think


Curlybrac

Eating like a king


avn_69420

You only live six times


Curlybrac

Sus


avn_69420

Its a cat referenced lol


Curlybrac

They have 9 lives


avn_69420

Riofht but its just a superstition lol regardless


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I’m afraid to MOAN


iLerntMyLesson

I’m watching National Treasure and now I’m pissed that I didn’t go to the national archives this week


Senor_Taco29

I got to go when I was much younger, I want to go again sometime!


Disgruntled_Eggplant

I need to MOAN


KingEdTheMagnificent

just got back from working at an MMA fight. we were given explicit instructions that the audience members were not allowed to swear because it was supposed to be a family friendly event. violent bloodsport sponsored by the local strip club is my favorite kind of wholesome family fun.


InferiousX

Same rules for most MMA events I've worked. The corners for the fighters are also explicitly told to keep the swearing to a minimum.


KingEdTheMagnificent

It's just so funny because a guy will break another dude's jaw and then give a victory speech like "what a great fucking fight. shoutout to my wife and son. i'm from framingham massachusetts he should have known not to fuck with me"


ApricotPeasy

Random observation: If you remove the vocal track from Hot for Teacher it sounds like something from the Undertale soundtrack.


DireSickFish

I've got it bad


[deleted]

If you want to go and get high with me Smoke a L in the back of the Benz-E Oh why must I feel this way?


iLerntMyLesson

Vibe city


justplainjeremy

Must be the money


Curlybrac

USA won


iLerntMyLesson

Idk what we won but USA USA USA USA


Curlybrac

WBC game against Venezuela


justplainjeremy

IN YOUR FACE COMMIES!!!


Curlybrac

Your Salvy lost.


justplainjeremy

Poor Salvy


[deleted]

Ah, Water Cooler Wednesday. A stinky mud puddle to you and me. But to the inhabitants of the Free Talk, a wonderful, stinky mud puddle.


teddythe3rd

Fiancée is blasting Alabama songs at half time. Love that she recently discovered college basketball. Especially after saying how much of a dump Coleman is.


cth2lhu

/u/__Pibs__


__Pibs__

WHAT


cth2lhu

WHOA


justplainjeremy

He was way out of line!


Pliable_Patriot

Hi


__Pibs__

Hi


1dollarandNINECENTS

Hi *runs off giggling*


__Pibs__

Damn you Stewie!


Larynx15

Guy Fieri is the more positive, friendly version of Gordon Ramsey. That's not meant to be a critique of Ramsey though. Gordon Ramsey gives harsh truth. Fieri gives encouragement. He just has such passion for food and seems very open to new ideas