How does he hide that thing inside his body?
Sometimes you gotta pull back the balls and give her the emergency inch.
The devils inch is a last resort.
That's a knot, keeps it stuck inside. The balls are behind it. Holy shit, imagine if humans had these things. "Whew, that was a nice quickie, but I'd better get to work" "um... About that..."
Emergency inch 😂
You got a hidden 4 inches inside your body bro.
I got more dick inside me than outside and ion even gay😭
How to bring the inner dick out? I need that extra 4 inch.
I think you can get surgery that brings it forward. Still hope for us bro🥺
You sayin if I have 1 inch inside me I can pull out, I might triple my length? 🤩
Bro how about you pull on mine and I pull on yours and we help eachother out😳😳
😱 bro I’ve never ripped someone’s dick off before but okay 👌
Bro I've just been humiliated by a Chihuahua, ion want mine no more anyway😭
You don’t want a cock anymore, I want a sausage sandwich for lunch.
It was the greatest trade deal of all trade deals.
just tie them together and both of you fall back
You got that iceberg dick bro
You focus your mind and start the reactor!
Either a charged particle or short for “I don’t” it’s gotta be tough to be a non-native English speaker
Just wait until someone tells you "they read a red book in Reading when they're ready to read"
Honestly, this may very well be a case of paraphimosis, in which the penis is strangulated, swells, and begins to necrose if untreated.
Damn, the thought of the little guy dragging around a dead rotting dick half his size is really disturbing.
Yeah happened to my black lab a few years ago - $600 nzd and a cone later… poor doggy. Seeing as a lot of animals lick their wounds, it starts to get raw as after a while - on top of everything else. Far out just a horrid situation all round. All because rural neighbours let their dogs roam and onto our property - total dickheads about it also (excuse the pun).
Yeah, sadly I think that is the case.
But smal dog big pp funny
Hopefully not. I had a 5 pound Pomeranian that was very well endowed, lol. Sometimes they just got big cocks.
Bro admit it, you were jealous😥
Hell yeah. I wish I had that peen to bod ratio. I’d definitely get an award - probably for most backs broke.
Or most people penetrated at once
Does that look like he's hiding it to you?
Neighbor's dog is like this. It's no more than 12 pounds but it has to be packing at least 7 inches. It's grotesque and obscene and I can't look away.
You can look away, you just don't.
Well, I mean, just look at that hog!!!
Like a tall can of red bull just hanging there
The worst part is: he fathered a litter with an even smaller neighborhood dog. I do not understand, anatomically, how it's even possible. But she keeps coming back.
The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is ~~weak~~ firm and warm.
As long as you only look And don’t touch
a loathsome offensive brute?
does it taste funny?
Show-er and a grower
I'm a shower and I'm ngl bro I'm not showing much😐
Imagine what would look like if you had the same dick to body ratio as this dog.
I'd be a Penis with Legs
*Show-er* and a **Growler**
As u can see there is zero blood flow in the rest of the body.
Can't tell whether to upvote because it made me say "what the fuck", or whether to downvote because this is fucking horrifying to a level I wasn't expecting.
Just down vote it, nobody should have to see this.. but it made me say what the fuck and you know the rules.
This chihuahua has a bigger schlong than my Rottweiler. I’ll make sure he never sees this.
> You know the rules
And so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
I feel like I just got textually rr’d
That’s the goal
To be fair, it's exactly what it says on the tin.
>this is fucking horrifying to a level I wasn't expecting
this made me wheeze because that was my exact response
you are on r/wtf the only relvant voting critera is "is this wtf enough". Nothing else matters
Wish I never saw that
Don't lie, you envy lil Mr. Chiggles
Well, time to go wash my eyes out with bleach then light them on fire.
There's a horrifying music video, that details this exact action, that I'm now watching to show me how setting my eyes on fire is comforting.
OMG what a horrible sub.
Gonna upvote you anyway because it's always good to learn something exists, even if only to avoid it. And because it feels like a fitting response to the comment above.
Here's /r/eyebleach for after you've revolted yourself over there.
You say that, but you'll find yourself somehow on the sub again later, again and again. Morbid curiosity is a powerful instinct! Muahahahahaha!
Homeboy probably loses his sight and hearing due to the blood all rushing to his hog. Just a horny Hellen Keller Chihuahua sniffing out dog pussy slamming into fences and furniture. Dong dragging through the mud. Tremendous.
Lmfao, you have a way with words my friend.
>horny Hellen Keller Chihuahua
Holy shit that's the funniest thing I've read today
Shakespeare couldn't say it better.
This comment made my whole entire day lmaoooo
No you’re tremendous. This is poetry
"Ima paint you a word picture" -this guy
Wtf did I just read. This whole thread is a wtf....
I’m questioning why his red rocket launched in the first place.
Not enough foreskin in the World can cover that Magnificent Beast
You think he keeps that in the hanger?
When your foot-long chiuahua can satisfy a woman 3 times more then your 5"11 ass
Damn, he got a fatty
is this a common thing among chihahuas? my boyfriend's mom has one and she tried to breed it with another puppy but the owners refused because they said his dick is so big it would hurt their dog lol
Unfortunately it does happen more often than you'd like to think. :/
I like to think a lottttttt
That’s not a dog’s penis, that’s a penis his dog.
Bet that poor fellow hates it when it snows.
My old chihuahua also had a big ass wiener. That thing is on another level though god damn
"Dickbutt has entered the chat."
The dog must be feeling weak on the verge of losing consciousness from the outflow of blood from the brain to the penis
Him no need brain to do Unga Bunga
Thats bigger than my dick WTF
Hence the title of the post
What have they been doing to him to get him in such a state of arousal?
That fucker bout to faint
😂😂😂 all the blood in the mans body
What a horrible day to have eyesight.
Those dogs have a problem with their dicks sometimes where they can’t get it back in and it starts to swell. That poor dog is probably in pain
It's bad enough he got a bigger dick than me but why he gotta stare into my soul and haunt my thoughts😮💨😭
You’ve made the “bigger dick than me” joke like 15 times in this post alone 😪
That's how much bigger his dick is😥
Yeah that’s because I had forgot whether I’d said it or not.
that looks like its half the chihuahua in length jesus
That is the biggest dog dick I've ever seen
..How many have you seen?😷😬
At least 2
There has to be something wrong here. I feel horrible for this poor dog.
It's a condition thats unfortunately somewhat prevalent in Chihuahuas. Funny tho
The fucking comments in this thread are hilarious.
Omg. This is my dog, but his body is smaller. My husband and I have no idea what to do with him.
He’ll get all… hard… and then there’s so much of his blood volume down there that it’s like he is drunk and dizzy. We feel so bad for him when that happens because he just stands there for a long time with his spine rounded, panting, and dazed.
The first time I saw it out I was still a single lady and it scared me half to death.
I thought we were alone in this.
Edit: he is the goodest boy
And also, one time a truck full of dudes rolled down their window to yell “GAY” at my husband.
Because of our tiny dog.
I feel bad that this made me laugh ...
My old shi-tzu/poodle mix got like that as he got older, exactly as you described. Unfortunately, it may be that your dog's penis is too dry and literally cannot retract. It seemed painful, or at least very uncomfortable for my dog, so I would gently help him get in a position where he could lick himself until it was better. But, I know someone who just straight up lubed their dog's penis a bit whenever it happened to them. It's gross, but that's life.
Dog version of Julio Gomez
I like reddit for not loading videos :)
He's all cock amd ribs
That's my boiii🥲
He can fuck my gf even better than me
My current cockapoo had a similar experience when he was younger, it got stuck out a few times because it got dry from humping it’s stuffed animal, our vet friend said we needed to lube it up and shove it back in or else it would get infected. Thank god my wife wanted the dog so I voluntold her.
I had a friend like that
C-Cesar...Cesar Millan is that you?😳
he must be feel pain
Lil dudes hung...like himself?? I'd take it regardless😭
Not only did you see this once.. YOU OPTED TO SEE IT AT YOUR LEISURE?? Y'all need Jesus
I want to show it to my friend whos gf wants to buy a chiwuawa 😄 and he hates visiting reddit links
Kinda sus bro ngl😳
Now she really wants one
Is her initials W.W?
Willy Wonka? Walter White?
Sir, this is a Chili's😐
Damn put ma man down bro let him alone damn dude
Yeah I’m not crazy about how he’s holding the poor thing. Leave it alone.
Must be PitBull on his dad's side
I am fucking terrified
This is the first time a r/WTF post made me say out loud "What the fuck?". Bravo!
What the fuck man
A Dick with a dog
The dick to dog ratio on this one!
Lol..... stud muffin
Hes like a camel, have an extra storage for keep extra blood
We had a small chihuahua when i was a kid that was hung like this dog. It was weird looking in or out.
Bad day to pay for internet subscription
Dear fucking God.
What a terrible day to be able to see
I'm glad chihuahas don't come in lion size. We would all be in trouble.
Chihuahua with the yomper
He is a black chihuahua. It is said that White chihuahuas have it smaller.
In that case take all my worldly possessions because I wanna be that kinda poor not regular poor☹️
Don't hold a dog like that
They should hold him upside down to get some blood back in right head.
Stop holding him by his neck you prick
its an invitation
This poor dog gotta run backwards and forwards just to get a Handy J off Mrs. Chiggles💀💀
Nah bruh wtf
How can you be so gifted, and yet, so angry all the time?
Dog got a hog
Yeah, the secrets of the small ones, a kind of a secret revenge ?
Hi, yes... can I have someone else's video be un-filmed please
That red rocket is a Saturn V
Lmao breh this is fake 😂
It isn't. A genuine medical condition that affects Chihuahuas specifically I believe. Can't remember what it's called.
The green eyes... mother fucker is radioactive, that's how he got that super power. Or tumor.
Looks more like a sausage dog than a chihuahu.
This is beyond Sausage Dog, bro this is a full Pig Intestine Dog
ONLY TO SEND TO MY FRIENDS
Why is this hilarious😭
That’s what… a dog no more than 10 pounds if that? How hung would that dog be if it weighed 150 pounds? 😂😲
Initially thought the emojis at the bottom were like a health bar on a videogame boss