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thelurkertwopointow

How does he hide that thing inside his body?


DarthLysergis

Sometimes you gotta pull back the balls and give her the emergency inch.


StrykNein

The devils inch is a last resort.


Eena-Rin

That's a knot, keeps it stuck inside. The balls are behind it. Holy shit, imagine if humans had these things. "Whew, that was a nice quickie, but I'd better get to work" "um... About that..."


martinaee

Emergency inch 😂


CameronnMillss

You got a hidden 4 inches inside your body bro. I got more dick inside me than outside and ion even gay😭


thelurkertwopointow

How to bring the inner dick out? I need that extra 4 inch.


CameronnMillss

I think you can get surgery that brings it forward. Still hope for us bro🥺


Dangerous-Ad-3680

You sayin if I have 1 inch inside me I can pull out, I might triple my length? 🤩


CameronnMillss

Bro how about you pull on mine and I pull on yours and we help eachother out😳😳


Dangerous-Ad-3680

😱 bro I’ve never ripped someone’s dick off before but okay 👌


CameronnMillss

Bro I've just been humiliated by a Chihuahua, ion want mine no more anyway😭


Dangerous-Ad-3680

You don’t want a cock anymore, I want a sausage sandwich for lunch. It was the greatest trade deal of all trade deals.


CameronnMillss

Bro...I'm hungy🥺👉👈


texasstrawhat

just tie them together and both of you fall back


Korberos

You got that iceberg dick bro


omegacrunch

You focus your mind and start the reactor!


CadillacG

"ion"


ShipToShores

Either a charged particle or short for “I don’t” it’s gotta be tough to be a non-native English speaker


CameronnMillss

Just wait until someone tells you "they read a red book in Reading when they're ready to read"


impals

Honestly, this may very well be a case of paraphimosis, in which the penis is strangulated, swells, and begins to necrose if untreated.


stevenmoreso

Damn, the thought of the little guy dragging around a dead rotting dick half his size is really disturbing.


Van-der-Schmit

Yeah happened to my black lab a few years ago - $600 nzd and a cone later… poor doggy. Seeing as a lot of animals lick their wounds, it starts to get raw as after a while - on top of everything else. Far out just a horrid situation all round. All because rural neighbours let their dogs roam and onto our property - total dickheads about it also (excuse the pun).


CameronnMillss

Yeah, sadly I think that is the case. But smal dog big pp funny


Coxasaurasrex

Hopefully not. I had a 5 pound Pomeranian that was very well endowed, lol. Sometimes they just got big cocks.


CameronnMillss

Bro admit it, you were jealous😥


Coxasaurasrex

Hell yeah. I wish I had that peen to bod ratio. I’d definitely get an award - probably for most backs broke.


CameronnMillss

Or most people penetrated at once


aleqqqs

Does that look like he's hiding it to you?


FC37

Neighbor's dog is like this. It's no more than 12 pounds but it has to be packing at least 7 inches. It's grotesque and obscene and I can't look away.


KDaBlasian

You can look away, you just don't.


QuietRatatouille

Well, I mean, just look at that hog!!!


Yabreath_isSmelly

Like a tall can of red bull just hanging there


FC37

The worst part is: he fathered a litter with an even smaller neighborhood dog. I do not understand, anatomically, how it's even possible. But she keeps coming back.


uptwolait

The Spirit is willing, but the flesh is ~~weak~~ firm and warm.


DocThundahh

As long as you only look And don’t touch


calvinball_hero

a loathsome offensive brute?


GetaGoodLookCostanza

does it taste funny?


the_hell_you_say

Show-er and a grower


CameronnMillss

I'm a shower and I'm ngl bro I'm not showing much😐


Analbox

Imagine what would look like if you had the same dick to body ratio as this dog.


CameronnMillss

I'd be a Penis with Legs


gedai

*Show-er* and a **Growler**


WindTechnical7431

As u can see there is zero blood flow in the rest of the body.


CubeLovd59

Can't tell whether to upvote because it made me say "what the fuck", or whether to downvote because this is fucking horrifying to a level I wasn't expecting.


CameronnMillss

Just down vote it, nobody should have to see this.. but it made me say what the fuck and you know the rules.


Analbox

This chihuahua has a bigger schlong than my Rottweiler. I’ll make sure he never sees this.


afon13

> You know the rules And so do I


Mc_Vinzent

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of


lalzylolzy

You wouldn't get this from any other guy


ohyeofsolittlefaith

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling


Power_Abuse

Gotta make you understand


afon13

Never gonna give you up


CameronnMillss

Never gonna let you down


Analbox

I feel like I just got textually rr’d


afon13

That’s the goal


clever-username3

To be fair, it's exactly what it says on the tin.


ohyeofsolittlefaith

>this is fucking horrifying to a level I wasn't expecting this made me wheeze because that was my exact response


hanswurst_throwaway

you are on r/wtf the only relvant voting critera is "is this wtf enough". Nothing else matters


goopygilbert

Wish I never saw that


CameronnMillss

Don't lie, you envy lil Mr. Chiggles


TerroDark98

Well, time to go wash my eyes out with bleach then light them on fire.


Chef4disney

There's a horrifying music video, that details this exact action, that I'm now watching to show me how setting my eyes on fire is comforting.


Gahdinn

r/eyeblech


hat-of-sky

OMG what a horrible sub. Gonna upvote you anyway because it's always good to learn something exists, even if only to avoid it. And because it feels like a fitting response to the comment above. Here's /r/eyebleach for after you've revolted yourself over there.


Gahdinn

You say that, but you'll find yourself somehow on the sub again later, again and again. Morbid curiosity is a powerful instinct! Muahahahahaha!


Verryfastdoggo

Homeboy probably loses his sight and hearing due to the blood all rushing to his hog. Just a horny Hellen Keller Chihuahua sniffing out dog pussy slamming into fences and furniture. Dong dragging through the mud. Tremendous.


DoobyDank

Lmfao, you have a way with words my friend.


5_sec_is_a_yoke

>horny Hellen Keller Chihuahua Holy shit that's the funniest thing I've read today


bigphildogg86

Shakespeare couldn't say it better.


rojasthegreat1

This comment made my whole entire day lmaoooo


GunpowderLad

/r/BrandNewSentence


Analbox

No you’re tremendous. This is poetry


mbaker117

"Ima paint you a word picture" -this guy


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Wtf did I just read. This whole thread is a wtf....


locoemotion

I’m questioning why his red rocket launched in the first place.


CameronnMillss

Not enough foreskin in the World can cover that Magnificent Beast


_HossBonaventureCEO_

You think he keeps that in the hanger?


jellycrash69

When your foot-long chiuahua can satisfy a woman 3 times more then your 5"11 ass


Correct-Highlight521

Damn, he got a fatty


itsamenancy

is this a common thing among chihahuas? my boyfriend's mom has one and she tried to breed it with another puppy but the owners refused because they said his dick is so big it would hurt their dog lol


CameronnMillss

Unfortunately it does happen more often than you'd like to think. :/


QuietRatatouille

I like to think a lottttttt


Rin_Seven

That’s not a dog’s penis, that’s a penis his dog.


aftershock911_2k5

Bet that poor fellow hates it when it snows.


Joshtheatheist

My old chihuahua also had a big ass wiener. That thing is on another level though god damn


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RandomRedditDude2022

"Dickbutt has entered the chat."


e-bobot

The dog must be feeling weak on the verge of losing consciousness from the outflow of blood from the brain to the penis


CameronnMillss

Him no need brain to do Unga Bunga


mudmansimon

Thats bigger than my dick WTF


CadillacG

Hence the title of the post


oggyogg

What have they been doing to him to get him in such a state of arousal?


CRYSOAR

That fucker bout to faint


invalidop

😂😂😂 all the blood in the mans body


viciousEgg

What a horrible day to have eyesight.


BoardwithAnailinit84

Those dogs have a problem with their dicks sometimes where they can’t get it back in and it starts to swell. That poor dog is probably in pain


CameronnMillss

It's bad enough he got a bigger dick than me but why he gotta stare into my soul and haunt my thoughts😮‍💨😭


iteshiRing

You’ve made the “bigger dick than me” joke like 15 times in this post alone 😪


CameronnMillss

That's how much bigger his dick is😥


RippinNTearin

Yeah that’s because I had forgot whether I’d said it or not.


cursed-person

that looks like its half the chihuahua in length jesus


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cursed-person

thanks


cloud9flyerr

That is the biggest dog dick I've ever seen


CameronnMillss

..How many have you seen?😷😬


cloud9flyerr

At least 2


everythingisalright

There has to be something wrong here. I feel horrible for this poor dog.


CameronnMillss

It's a condition thats unfortunately somewhat prevalent in Chihuahuas. Funny tho


Eskimoobob

The fucking comments in this thread are hilarious.


KarmaPharmacy

Omg. This is my dog, but his body is smaller. My husband and I have no idea what to do with him. He’ll get all… hard… and then there’s so much of his blood volume down there that it’s like he is drunk and dizzy. We feel so bad for him when that happens because he just stands there for a long time with his spine rounded, panting, and dazed. The first time I saw it out I was still a single lady and it scared me half to death. I thought we were alone in this. Edit: he is the goodest boy And also, one time a truck full of dudes rolled down their window to yell “GAY” at my husband. Because of our tiny dog.


_HossBonaventureCEO_

I feel bad that this made me laugh ...


SingForMeBitches

My old shi-tzu/poodle mix got like that as he got older, exactly as you described. Unfortunately, it may be that your dog's penis is too dry and literally cannot retract. It seemed painful, or at least very uncomfortable for my dog, so I would gently help him get in a position where he could lick himself until it was better. But, I know someone who just straight up lubed their dog's penis a bit whenever it happened to them. It's gross, but that's life.


punchthekeys

Dog version of Julio Gomez


Please-Do-not-Ban-Me

I like reddit for not loading videos :)


Yeodler

He's all cock amd ribs


GlumLocation3207

That's my boiii🥲


terzito1

He can fuck my gf even better than me


VonGeisler

My current cockapoo had a similar experience when he was younger, it got stuck out a few times because it got dry from humping it’s stuffed animal, our vet friend said we needed to lube it up and shove it back in or else it would get infected. Thank god my wife wanted the dog so I voluntold her.


LeSmokie

I had a friend like that


CameronnMillss

C-Cesar...Cesar Millan is that you?😳


tonyw009

he must be feel pain


CameronnMillss

Lil dudes hung...like himself?? I'd take it regardless😭


daxixa

u/savevideo


CameronnMillss

Not only did you see this once.. YOU OPTED TO SEE IT AT YOUR LEISURE?? Y'all need Jesus u/Blue_Lust u/daxixa


daxixa

I want to show it to my friend whos gf wants to buy a chiwuawa 😄 and he hates visiting reddit links


CameronnMillss

Kinda sus bro ngl😳


portablebiscuit

Now she really wants one


FANTOMphoenix

Is her initials W.W?


ItsNcYte

Willy Wonka? Walter White?


FANTOMphoenix

Whitney wisconsin.


vitkuusj

r/dontstickthatdickinyourmouth


CameronnMillss

Sir, this is a Chili's😐


Electrical-Yellow340

Damn put ma man down bro let him alone damn dude


JimJimmyJimJimJimJim

Yeah I’m not crazy about how he’s holding the poor thing. Leave it alone.


FapleJuice

Must be PitBull on his dad's side


veganboi1059

I am fucking terrified


Chprowtt

u/savevideo


yo_mama_5000

This is the first time a r/WTF post made me say out loud "What the fuck?". Bravo!


Alarmed-Strain-6408

HOLY FUCK


mandrills_ass

What the fuck man


beppenike

A Dick with a dog


OrionSouthernStar

The dick to dog ratio on this one!


fast47

Lol..... stud muffin


Prietocratico

Hes like a camel, have an extra storage for keep extra blood


SeverusSnek2020

We had a small chihuahua when i was a kid that was hung like this dog. It was weird looking in or out.


SnoopDoge93

Bad day to pay for internet subscription


SturbyT

Dear fucking God.


cyberhoodbrat

What a terrible day to be able to see


OneSquirtBurt

I'm glad chihuahas don't come in lion size. We would all be in trouble.


YourAverageGod

Chihuahua with the yomper


jumbliny

He is a black chihuahua. It is said that White chihuahuas have it smaller.


SterlingAceZA

Poor doggo!


CameronnMillss

In that case take all my worldly possessions because I wanna be that kinda poor not regular poor☹️


tgnlolol

Don't hold a dog like that


_HossBonaventureCEO_

They should hold him upside down to get some blood back in right head.


xScopeLess

Stop holding him by his neck you prick


a_fozzy_

😳😳


CameronnMillss

It hurts🥲


iancarry

its an invitation


CameronnMillss

This poor dog gotta run backwards and forwards just to get a Handy J off Mrs. Chiggles💀💀


Itskevin91

Dawg…


Flamesfan27

Nah bruh wtf


weirdgroovynerd

How can you be so gifted, and yet, so angry all the time?


Kappabashi

u/savevideo


Acehole56

Dog got a hog


photograpopticum

Yeah, the secrets of the small ones, a kind of a secret revenge ?


AnimZero

Hi, yes... can I have someone else's video be un-filmed please


Jikesmikes

u/savevideo


thy_thyck_dyck

That red rocket is a Saturn V


ThatAintPeeBaby

Glizzy


Dannyzavage

Lmao breh this is fake 😂


CameronnMillss

It isn't. A genuine medical condition that affects Chihuahuas specifically I believe. Can't remember what it's called.


AlternativeWater261

Tf


cosmose_42

The green eyes... mother fucker is radioactive, that's how he got that super power. Or tumor.


Witno

u/savevideo


BBQ_suace

u/savevideo


without_the_s

Looks more like a sausage dog than a chihuahu.


CameronnMillss

This is beyond Sausage Dog, bro this is a full Pig Intestine Dog


russhour777

u/savevideo


lanespencer

u/SaveVideo


lanespencer

ONLY TO SEND TO MY FRIENDS


CameronnMillss

Why is this hilarious😭


im_racist24

u/savevideo


martinaee

That’s what… a dog no more than 10 pounds if that? How hung would that dog be if it weighed 150 pounds? 😂😲


mosbert

u/savevideobot


beepbeepbubblegum

Initially thought the emojis at the bottom were like a health bar on a videogame boss


DiblyGames

u/savevideo


SuperGhostCumikaze

u/Savevideo