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alias777

Damn did this guy survive?


fixitnowbitch

According to [Inside Edition](https://www.insideedition.com/media/videos/escaped-bull-charges-customer-in-china-restaurant-72365), yes. He was taken to the hospital with leg injuries.


sooprvylyn

Looked an aweful lot like he got the point of that horn right in the ass cheek


groovy_giraffe

Upper thigh


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BesottedScot

Share it with the rest of the class?


groovy_giraffe

Robert on Everybody Loves Raymond get gots by a Bull in his ass and continues to insist it’s upper thigh


yakimawashington

Thanks for the explanation. I don't get why the other commenter "hates" that they understood that reference if it's just from an old popular sitcom... made me think it was from some dirty video or something.


Kerrby

Why do you hate that? Everybody Loves Raymond was awesome.


antwan_benjamin

>Looked an aweful lot like he got the point of that horn right in the ass cheek No kink shaming


nutbanger2000

Well, he was quite horny.


Destination_Centauri

I have a serious beef with these awful Reddit puns.


omnomnomgnome

they like to ram it down our throats


Tommysrx

That pun was the GOAT


EndlessEden2015

Found the one that stole grandma's minigun. No wonder you didn't get a pipboy. (Sorry bad fallout Joke)


lolsrsly00

I'd say it was two horny.


Slurrpy

Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond has experienced this pain


z500

But that was his upper thigh area


TrepanationBy45

I thought so too, but I think the horns are actually angled back for the mosy part.


Chewcocca

More of a charge than a mosey


In_A_Drunken_Stupor

Upper thigh. Haha


krenx88

Jeez. Thank God. From the video it looked like his spine was done for.


alison_bee

The NSFW tag made me think he died


daversa

Imagine getting a debilitating injury from this bullshit.


89ShelbyCSX

>from this bulls hit


Yaris-Maris

Last I've read he was feeling horny after the accident.


charmingpea

I'd say he was feeling horny during the _incident_... Let's face it, that was no accident, the bull did it on purpose!


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Odd choice of word to emphasise, but alrighty.


Chesto

Having watched enough of these, I was fully expecting an SUV or some other vehicle to come through - definitely didn't expect it to literally be a bull in a China shop. Interesting.


OakyFlavor2

My top guesses were - Bottle explodes - Car drives through the window or wall - Guy falls through the roof This is a new one.


Destination_Centauri

Don't forget the old youtube classic: An entire family of startled then angered raccoons fall through the roof, and then raccoon-human mayhem and chaos ensues.


maleia

That's very specific...


Salamanderfishman

r/suspiciouslyspecific


MassXavkas

I thought you were going to mention the lad that falls through the roof of a shop and all they say is "hey Billy" "hey" "that hurt"


TheAxeOfSimplicity

Link? I could use a chuckle.


Grogosh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu80nlQlPoc


PK_Thundah

I was thinking that it's *for sure* going to be a car driving into the store, then thought I saw headlights approaching. Definitely surprised me.


Yoyosten

Two days ago we just had someone drive thru the door at the front offices of our warehouse. Forunately the vehicle came in at an angle and ran into the steel I-beam which frames that door or she would have driven right into the building. Nobody was hurt. It was some older lady on oxygen dropping off her husband for work that afternoon. They said even after the impact she had the gas pedal to the floor just smoking the tires until someone got the balls to approach the vehicle and tell her she didn't have her foot on the brake. Crazy stuff. If anyone had been walking out the door they'd have been killed for sure.


authorPGAusten

With cases like that I am always in aww how they people haven't been killed already


Sometimes_gullible

Yup. Passing a driving test 60 years ago isn't enough to keep driving as your body decays... I don't understand why this is still a problem.


manachar

Because if they can no longer drive they cease to be able to take care of themselves and go places. We need to build walkable cities again, so people don't need cars to go to the doctor and grocery store.


suckerfordumbthings

Public transportation! Idk about y'all but I'm thinking about the US, where public transportation is almost non-existent, and it's really sad to me that a lot of elderly and disabled people end up having to rely on loved ones to get around


whoisthatbboy

Where I'm from elderly people can travel for free or almost free on public transport when older than 65. There's often no need for a car unless they live in the countryside where no buses pass.


T3hSwagman

Was in court to fight a traffic ticket and one of the people seeing the judge ahead of me was this old woman. She had apparently took a closed off ramp on a highway that was under construction. Blew through the “closed” barricade, blew through the line of construction barrels, through the cones and just drove right into an active construction zone. Her argument to the judge, “I just didn’t see it”. Thankfully the judge said there’s no way possible he could allow her back on the road and revoked her license.


Black_Moons

"Then I find you legally blind and revoke your license"


meltingdiamond

Old people vote and they don't much care if they fuck young people. See Climate Change and Removal of State funding for Universities for details.


scotems

> aww so cuuute!


JtheLioness

Hilarious how it’s usually “awe” being used instead of “aww”! This is a new experience for me!


brooklyn11218

*awe


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Vaeon

We need to deepfake on in


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whatcubed

"It's ok, he's friendly!"


BallForce1

I honestly was expecting him to vomit everywhere after chugging that drink.


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This was the one I was hoping least to see tbh


Gamerguywon

I expected another gas leak video where the air catches on fire in an instant.


The_PhoenixOne

RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS


TorePun

> definitely didn't expect it to literally be a bull in a China shop That's what made my jaw drop. There's no way that reality happens like this but there it is.


chucklesluck

You don't think it be like it is, but it do.


nanidin

Came for the bull in a china shop reference, was not disappointed.


faithle55

> a bull in a China shop Beat me to it!


Fig1024

A bull is basically the SUV of animal world


PinkLaughs

Bull in a Chinese shop


omgitschriso

I dunno but I think that's the joke the guy you're replying to is making.


_duncan_idaho_

Yeah, but Redditors need jokes spelled out for them.


ImBigger

r/yourjokebutworse


Beathoff

Those plastic curtains are pretty shitty at stopping a bull from charging in.


Brad_Brace

Don't know, got some of those at my place, so far, not a single bull has come through.


Zielko

Yet.


DeadMewe

just to find over a little week after this comment was made, brad had a bull run through his plastic curtains, therefore making zielko a jinxer


caelumh

That's what they want you to think. Just a jinxer.


TheValiumKnight

So I guess Brads theory that plastic curtains are bull-proof was bullshit.


Secret_Autodidact

Lisa I'd like to buy your rock!


queernhighonblugrass

That's specious reasoning


Chumley_Mcfathom

Thank you


Spruce-Moose

["Not a bear in sight..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSVqLHghLpw)


EduRJBR

Maybe they got tired of having their glass doors being shattered by bulls.


BreakingBad2014

The instructions on those plastic doors warn they are not intended to stop charging bulls.


BobSacamano47

Life hack: tape a few quarters along the bottom edge of your plastic curtains to stop a raging bull in his tracks.


xinxy

I'm having trouble imagining any sort of curtains that would stop a bull from charging in. Maybe an iron curtain but that collapsed in 1989.


jxl180

Hope they had bull insurance


Stoics1

Its made that way so they can.


ggd_x

Literal bull in a China shop


Aiku

Technically, I think it's a Water Buffalo in a Won Ton shop.


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reddit_user13

This Red Bull gives you bruises.


Tekkzy

Here's the thing


BJRone

Regardless of what people think about him, it's pretty crazy how Unidan still gets memed on reddit 8 years later.


Condomonium

Most people referencing him are accounts that are old enough to have been here when it happened.


Agret

I miss his shit posting. Him and shittymorph.


Ihavelostmytowel

Has it been that long? Wow.


mach0

well, fewer and fewer people remember it :) and one day "here's the thing" will have only 2 upvotes. I've already forgotten what was the rest of the text. Was it "you said jackdaws were crows" or something like that :D


Shiboopi27

Honestly at first I found him pretty interesting, but after a bit I just found him insufferable. He was in every post trying to find a reason to talk about birds.


UNCOMMON__CENTS

Corvids have wings


Matti_Matti_Matti

*cowvids


munkaysnspewns

>Water Buffalo are a member of the Bovine subfamily. Ah, I see you've also met my mother in law.


neoikon

*I went to Bovine University!*


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gabrab24

You can also call a male Elephant a bull


whatsthatguysname

It’s a hot pot shop


KaySquay

Ur mom is a water Buffalo in a won ton shop


Aiku

She certainly tossed that guy off better than you could.


Phage0070

Technically I think water buffalo only get up to a little over half a ton.


Rombolio

Surprise charge in shop catches man off guard.


ggd_x

Thank you Radar.


MandyMoreMoves

I laughed way too hard at this hahaha thanks!


kthx_bye

omg. Is this the actual saying? I may or may not have always thought it was "bowl in a china shop" and wondered why it was a saying because... I pictured a Chinese store selling delicate housewares. sigh.


TheCMHammond

Honestly, it makes sense how you'd come to that conclusion given all the other nonsensical phrases out there, but yeah, it's **bull** in a china shop. Interestingly, bulls are actually pretty careful - [Mythbusters did a segment](https://youtu.be/Xzw2iBmRsjs) on testing out this very phrase. The 'china' in the phrase refers to fine china as opposed to a Chinese store. Regarding the misunderstood phrase, check out this very [relevant clip](https://youtu.be/5ExXOIvY9V0). (Or skip to that [specific phrase](https://youtu.be/5ExXOIvY9V0?t=527)) r/boneappletea as well.


kthx_bye

ha! this is my most favorite comment ever. You made me feel less alone, gave me an interesting fact (with sauce!) and pointed me in a direction to better educate myself. 10/10 would expose my stupidity to you again!


the_kgb

/r/boneappletea


GimmeTheHotSauce

But how would that work in context lmao


1MYrShldGtBhndM3

Damn! I was too late to say this.


PanTrimtab

I was way too late


wkapp977

Different kind of "China shop", but I'll allow it.


trchttrhydrn

I'm completely shocked to learn how many people think the "china shop" in that expression refers to a chinese shop...


ratinthecellar

A shop with China people in it, made out of porcelain!


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ultragodlike

This. Lol. I don't mean to laugh but holy crap!!


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jsd540

It reminds me of some early 80's beer or malt liquor commercial. Found it. I love the internet sometimes. [Schlitz Malt Liquor Commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ4zrG4gHW4)


sketchypoutine

Thanks, this made me happy.


Paratwa

I feel like Cheers was playing late night or night court right after this. Man makes me miss those days.


Blaspheming_Bobo

For real. I like this age that I am, but I miss those days crazy bad.


crbatte

Staring a young Kevin Kline!


SnuggleBunni69

I was wondering if that was Kevin Kline!


daneelthesane

That's how Johnny Dangerously took out the crooked DA.


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That DA messed with Joe Piscopo once..... ONCE.


TheTalentedAmateur

[My Father hung me on a hook, once. ONCE.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad9mlvyA84E)


jsd540

Yesss! Danny De Vito Oh man the memories are coming back. You unzipped me! I don't like it!


chilehead

[Danny Devito?](https://tenor.com/view/malt-liquor-johnny-dangerously-danny-devito-schlitz-commercial-gif-16024733)


jsd540

yeah he was a younger old man then.


Noalter

Is that Kevin Kline?


IpeeInclosets

what are the words sung in the last 4 seconds?


nihility101

“Don’t say beer, say ‘Bull’, the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull!” Edit: [Here’s another Schlitz commercial, with the same tagline and a now surprisingly racist stereotype. ](https://youtu.be/R5hwhLQnnik)


FlowersnFunds

I heard something wayyyyy different


timothysan

Yup. Ditto


antwan_benjamin

lmao I thought Schlitz was like a made-up parody brand from SNL or something.


nihility101

It was at one point, if I’m not mistaken, the #2 brew in the country, behind Bud. Then they changed their formula or process or whatever, went on the cheap and became something people wouldn’t drink at gunpoint.


byscuit

lol I have an old Schlitz glass and I always think of this commercial when I pour something into it


bokononpreist

They used to play this on Nick at Nite.


sineofthetimes

Wow. That takes you back.


ShadowRancher

They had a special re run of the original schlitz in like 2012? I remember it being surprisingly good


-Disgruntled-Goat-

for some reason my brain mixed it the schlitz commercial with cult 45. I was looking for cult 45 commercial with a bull. but Billy Dee Williams did make malt liquor sound sexy


DarwinRue

*new fear unlocked*


I_CANT_MUSTACHE

I want to know what the one guy heard outside that caused him to turn his head moments before the bull charged through.


Droldaerd

A faint cry for help.... From the soul of the other guy already running out of his body...


Grow_away_420

He heard the horns hitting the window


Capt_Easychord

I say it was an arranged hit, and he knew, or even organized it.


RGBmono

Fun fact: this was how the Sopranos ended, but they decided to cut to black in the editing room.


sober_1

Hooves on sidewalk type of sound probably


ffdjensen

Red Bull really does give you wings.


ericisshort

And Black Bull lets you set your can down before giving you wings.


devonmac95

He should've never put his drink down


snatchenvy

he was actually drinking Red Wings™


So_Do_You_Like_Stuff

Come wit’ it now! Bulls on parade!


sineofthetimes

rally round tha family!


frodeem

With a pocket full of shells


NutsEverywhere

🐶🐶🐔 🐶🐶🐔🐔🐔


ProfessorProdigy

The second I sell my crypto.


NoSuchAg3ncy

Never sell in a bull market.


Diligent-Motor

Buy high, sell low. We all know this is the way.


sidepart

Just because we're indoors in a city, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak water buffalo charging accident.


Jubatus_

That would ruin my day...


ice_icey

Leg day*


RicChetter

Just like a Schlitz Malt Liquor ad.


ykahveci

Ain't nobody gonna talk about how this video is from the future (2024)?


Cvo777

Covid really does a number on the economy by then. We resorted to integrating bulls into society.


FeculentUtopia

Me, either. I was expecting a car!


Despicable_Huskey17

r/unexpected


ghosttrainhobo

r/Thebullwins


roguetrav

Kung **POW** Beef!


savageyouth

It creamed some young guy


RobLinxTribute

Neither did he.


JFeth

Olé!


Agnostictool

Guy goes full on Kermit muppet flailing. Waaaaaaaaaa


Paddy_Tanninger

Life is so crazy...one instant you're just drinking a beer, the next instant you're watching a gif of some dude getting wrecked by a bull.


watermelonusa

Plot twist: this is the ad for a new energy drink.


Such_Pride

That's some Bullshit


EclecticArkansan

I love how the bull just peeks his head in at first, then proceeds to charge full speed for no fucking reason, he just chose violence.


Koob77

Red Bull has had enough of your dodgy knock off energy drinks...


5557623

He got water buffalo'd!


rangeo

Year of the Ox?


TheHumanSpider

I'm totally going to hell for laughing.


frodosbitch

Something something Spanish Inquisition. Still working out the pieces. Check back later.


SunflowerSaltyBoys

I'm no expert, but I think what the guy on the left is saying roughly translates to "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass."


InternationalSport68

Was that an actual bull in a china shop? I thought that was just a saying


ThrowThemUnderTheBus

Bull in a China shop...


hatsubo

when red bull kicks in


Imbalancedone

That’s the last time I buy bull it proof plastic doors.


plasticspoonn

I shit you not, 1 second into the video, I said "probably a bull right". I'm gonna go play the lotto.


3l3ktro

A bull in a China shop. Literally.


dino_dick_logistics

Well how about that.


tbdsusboi

u/savevideobot


unclewomie

Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull


sharpshootergq

Okay but like — where did it go???


satanitward

Was he ok


chickichanga

got bulldozed