Damn did this guy survive?
According to [Inside Edition](https://www.insideedition.com/media/videos/escaped-bull-charges-customer-in-china-restaurant-72365), yes. He was taken to the hospital with leg injuries.
Looked an aweful lot like he got the point of that horn right in the ass cheek
Share it with the rest of the class?
Robert on Everybody Loves Raymond get gots by a Bull in his ass and continues to insist it’s upper thigh
Thanks for the explanation. I don't get why the other commenter "hates" that they understood that reference if it's just from an old popular sitcom... made me think it was from some dirty video or something.
Why do you hate that? Everybody Loves Raymond was awesome.
>Looked an aweful lot like he got the point of that horn right in the ass cheek
No kink shaming
Well, he was quite horny.
I have a serious beef with these awful Reddit puns.
they like to ram it down our throats
That pun was the GOAT
Found the one that stole grandma's minigun. No wonder you didn't get a pipboy.
(Sorry bad fallout Joke)
I'd say it was two horny.
Robert from Everybody Loves Raymond has experienced this pain
But that was his upper thigh area
I thought so too, but I think the horns are actually angled back for the mosy part.
More of a charge than a mosey
Upper thigh. Haha
Jeez. Thank God. From the video it looked like his spine was done for.
The NSFW tag made me think he died
Imagine getting a debilitating injury from this bullshit.
>from this bulls hit
Last I've read he was feeling horny after the accident.
I'd say he was feeling horny during the _incident_... Let's face it, that was no accident, the bull did it on purpose!
Odd choice of word to emphasise, but alrighty.
Having watched enough of these, I was fully expecting an SUV or some other vehicle to come through - definitely didn't expect it to literally be a bull in a China shop. Interesting.
My top guesses were
- Bottle explodes
- Car drives through the window or wall
- Guy falls through the roof
This is a new one.
Don't forget the old youtube classic:
An entire family of startled then angered raccoons fall through the roof, and then raccoon-human mayhem and chaos ensues.
That's very specific...
I thought you were going to mention the lad that falls through the roof of a shop and all they say is "hey Billy" "hey" "that hurt"
Link? I could use a chuckle.
I was thinking that it's *for sure* going to be a car driving into the store, then thought I saw headlights approaching.
Definitely surprised me.
Two days ago we just had someone drive thru the door at the front offices of our warehouse. Forunately the vehicle came in at an angle and ran into the steel I-beam which frames that door or she would have driven right into the building. Nobody was hurt. It was some older lady on oxygen dropping off her husband for work that afternoon. They said even after the impact she had the gas pedal to the floor just smoking the tires until someone got the balls to approach the vehicle and tell her she didn't have her foot on the brake. Crazy stuff. If anyone had been walking out the door they'd have been killed for sure.
With cases like that I am always in aww how they people haven't been killed already
Yup. Passing a driving test 60 years ago isn't enough to keep driving as your body decays...
I don't understand why this is still a problem.
Because if they can no longer drive they cease to be able to take care of themselves and go places.
We need to build walkable cities again, so people don't need cars to go to the doctor and grocery store.
Public transportation! Idk about y'all but I'm thinking about the US, where public transportation is almost non-existent, and it's really sad to me that a lot of elderly and disabled people end up having to rely on loved ones to get around
Where I'm from elderly people can travel for free or almost free on public transport when older than 65.
There's often no need for a car unless they live in the countryside where no buses pass.
Was in court to fight a traffic ticket and one of the people seeing the judge ahead of me was this old woman.
She had apparently took a closed off ramp on a highway that was under construction. Blew through the “closed” barricade, blew through the line of construction barrels, through the cones and just drove right into an active construction zone.
Her argument to the judge, “I just didn’t see it”. Thankfully the judge said there’s no way possible he could allow her back on the road and revoked her license.
"Then I find you legally blind and revoke your license"
Old people vote and they don't much care if they fuck young people. See Climate Change and Removal of State funding for Universities for details.
Hilarious how it’s usually “awe” being used instead of “aww”! This is a new experience for me!
We need to deepfake on in
"It's ok, he's friendly!"
I honestly was expecting him to vomit everywhere after chugging that drink.
This was the one I was hoping least to see tbh
I expected another gas leak video where the air catches on fire in an instant.
RED BULL GIVES YOU WINGS
> definitely didn't expect it to literally be a bull in a China shop
That's what made my jaw drop. There's no way that reality happens like this but there it is.
You don't think it be like it is, but it do.
Came for the bull in a china shop reference, was not disappointed.
> a bull in a China shop
Beat me to it!
A bull is basically the SUV of animal world
Bull in a Chinese shop
I dunno but I think that's the joke the guy you're replying to is making.
Yeah, but Redditors need jokes spelled out for them.
Those plastic curtains are pretty shitty at stopping a bull from charging in.
Don't know, got some of those at my place, so far, not a single bull has come through.
just to find over a little week after this comment was made, brad had a bull run through his plastic curtains, therefore making zielko a jinxer
That's what they want you to think. Just a jinxer.
So I guess Brads theory that plastic curtains are bull-proof was bullshit.
Lisa I'd like to buy your rock!
That's specious reasoning
["Not a bear in sight..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSVqLHghLpw)
Maybe they got tired of having their glass doors being shattered by bulls.
The instructions on those plastic doors warn they are not intended to stop charging bulls.
Life hack: tape a few quarters along the bottom edge of your plastic curtains to stop a raging bull in his tracks.
I'm having trouble imagining any sort of curtains that would stop a bull from charging in.
Maybe an iron curtain but that collapsed in 1989.
Hope they had bull insurance
Its made that way so they can.
Literal bull in a China shop
Technically, I think it's a Water Buffalo in a Won Ton shop.
This Red Bull gives you bruises.
Here's the thing
Regardless of what people think about him, it's pretty crazy how Unidan still gets memed on reddit 8 years later.
Most people referencing him are accounts that are old enough to have been here when it happened.
I miss his shit posting. Him and shittymorph.
Has it been that long? Wow.
well, fewer and fewer people remember it :) and one day "here's the thing" will have only 2 upvotes. I've already forgotten what was the rest of the text. Was it "you said jackdaws were crows" or something like that :D
Honestly at first I found him pretty interesting, but after a bit I just found him insufferable. He was in every post trying to find a reason to talk about birds.
Corvids have wings
>Water Buffalo are a member of the Bovine subfamily.
Ah, I see you've also met my mother in law.
*I went to Bovine University!*
You can also call a male Elephant a bull
It’s a hot pot shop
Ur mom is a water Buffalo in a won ton shop
She certainly tossed that guy off better than you could.
Technically I think water buffalo only get up to a little over half a ton.
Surprise charge in shop catches man off guard.
Thank you Radar.
I laughed way too hard at this hahaha thanks!
omg. Is this the actual saying?
I may or may not have always thought it was "bowl in a china shop" and wondered why it was a saying because... I pictured a Chinese store selling delicate housewares.
Honestly, it makes sense how you'd come to that conclusion given all the other nonsensical phrases out there, but yeah, it's **bull** in a china shop. Interestingly, bulls are actually pretty careful - [Mythbusters did a segment](https://youtu.be/Xzw2iBmRsjs) on testing out this very phrase. The 'china' in the phrase refers to fine china as opposed to a Chinese store.
Regarding the misunderstood phrase, check out this very [relevant clip](https://youtu.be/5ExXOIvY9V0). (Or skip to that [specific phrase](https://youtu.be/5ExXOIvY9V0?t=527))
r/boneappletea as well.
ha! this is my most favorite comment ever.
You made me feel less alone, gave me an interesting fact (with sauce!) and pointed me in a direction to better educate myself.
10/10 would expose my stupidity to you again!
But how would that work in context lmao
Damn! I was too late to say this.
I was way too late
Different kind of "China shop", but I'll allow it.
I'm completely shocked to learn how many people think the "china shop" in that expression refers to a chinese shop...
A shop with China people in it, made out of porcelain!
This. Lol. I don't mean to laugh but holy crap!!
It reminds me of some early 80's beer or malt liquor commercial.
Found it. I love the internet sometimes.
[Schlitz Malt Liquor Commercial](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJ4zrG4gHW4)
Thanks, this made me happy.
I feel like Cheers was playing late night or night court right after this. Man makes me miss those days.
For real. I like this age that I am, but I miss those days crazy bad.
Staring a young Kevin Kline!
I was wondering if that was Kevin Kline!
That's how Johnny Dangerously took out the crooked DA.
That DA messed with Joe Piscopo once..... ONCE.
[My Father hung me on a hook, once. ONCE.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad9mlvyA84E)
Yesss! Danny De Vito Oh man the memories are coming back. You unzipped me! I don't like it!
yeah he was a younger old man then.
Is that Kevin Kline?
what are the words sung in the last 4 seconds?
“Don’t say beer, say ‘Bull’, the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull!”
[Here’s another Schlitz commercial, with the same tagline and a now surprisingly racist stereotype. ](https://youtu.be/R5hwhLQnnik)
I heard something wayyyyy different
lmao I thought Schlitz was like a made-up parody brand from SNL or something.
It was at one point, if I’m not mistaken, the #2 brew in the country, behind Bud. Then they changed their formula or process or whatever, went on the cheap and became something people wouldn’t drink at gunpoint.
lol I have an old Schlitz glass and I always think of this commercial when I pour something into it
They used to play this on Nick at Nite.
Wow. That takes you back.
They had a special re run of the original schlitz in like 2012? I remember it being surprisingly good
for some reason my brain mixed it the schlitz commercial with cult 45. I was looking for cult 45 commercial with a bull. but Billy Dee Williams did make malt liquor sound sexy
*new fear unlocked*
I want to know what the one guy heard outside that caused him to turn his head moments before the bull charged through.
A faint cry for help.... From the soul of the other guy already running out of his body...
He heard the horns hitting the window
I say it was an arranged hit, and he knew, or even organized it.
Fun fact: this was how the Sopranos ended, but they decided to cut to black in the editing room.
Hooves on sidewalk type of sound probably
Red Bull really does give you wings.
And Black Bull lets you set your can down before giving you wings.
He should've never put his drink down
he was actually drinking Red Wings™
Come wit’ it now! Bulls on parade!
rally round tha family!
With a pocket full of shells
The second I sell my crypto.
Never sell in a bull market.
Buy high, sell low. We all know this is the way.
Just because we're indoors in a city, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak water buffalo charging accident.
That would ruin my day...
Just like a Schlitz Malt Liquor ad.
Ain't nobody gonna talk about how this video is from the future (2024)?
Covid really does a number on the economy by then. We resorted to integrating bulls into society.
Me, either. I was expecting a car!
Kung **POW** Beef!
It creamed some young guy
Neither did he.
Guy goes full on Kermit muppet flailing. Waaaaaaaaaa
Life is so crazy...one instant you're just drinking a beer, the next instant you're watching a gif of some dude getting wrecked by a bull.
Plot twist: this is the ad for a new energy drink.
That's some Bullshit
I love how the bull just peeks his head in at first, then proceeds to charge full speed for no fucking reason, he just chose violence.
Red Bull has had enough of your dodgy knock off energy drinks...
He got water buffalo'd!
Year of the Ox?
I'm totally going to hell for laughing.
Something something Spanish Inquisition. Still working out the pieces. Check back later.
I'm no expert, but I think what the guy on the left is saying roughly translates to "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville. Welcome to Jackass."
Was that an actual bull in a china shop? I thought that was just a saying
Bull in a China shop...
when red bull kicks in
That’s the last time I buy bull it proof plastic doors.
I shit you not, 1 second into the video, I said "probably a bull right". I'm gonna go play the lotto.
A bull in a China shop. Literally.
Well how about that.
Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull
Okay but like — where did it go???
Was he ok