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ArkhamRex

He wasn't asking about what a cat would say.


poopellar

If cats could talk, they wouldn't say anything.


Dawshton

So they can


Major_R_Soul

So unless a cat is observed speaking it both can, and can not speak making it a Schrodinger's cat.


wrongly_both

They'll just say "meow"


calmhorror66

Would be creepy if they say "aww"


X0nfus3d

I swear my cat said *”aww”* condescendingly once while walking in on me masturbating. Didn’t help with my insecurities.


Mimosa_Coast

Is the cat dead, is it alive, or is it robbing your house while you stare at a box?


FredRogersAMA

Schrodinger’s chat


[deleted]

[удалено]


waterhead99

It's not racist if it's about Caucasians. /s


chop_pooey

Idk about that, my cat is already pretty talkative. I just haven't been able to get him to speak english


OptimisticInfamy

What language do your cat speak then?


OssiansFolly

Swahili


NUKE---THE---WHALES

oh he can speak english, but much like the french he refuses to do so


Garbage283736

"if cats could text you back, they wouldn't"


OssiansFolly

False. They'd ask for food at all hours and scream your name then run away.


Grasher312

They would only talk when angry, and would probably just swear in a very snobbish and posh way.


Normallydifferent

If cats could talk they’d prolly just say “fuck you”


Cusslerfan

White Caucasians?


Exodus412

Shhh don't tell them they're dumb.


B_in_subtle

She’s probably just the type of racists who still consider Italians and Slavs to not be white so she had to specify which Caucasians.


SpiralBreeze

I’m Greek and I went to school with people like that.


The_Jackalope_Hatter

With Italians and Slavs? You poor bastard...


Maniglioneantipanico

American obsession with "race" is scary. Like, even using the word race in europe gives off strong Nazi vibes


RddtAdminsR_Pathetic

America doesn't have an obsession with "race." We are a melting pot of all different races. There is a small group of outspoken "woke" extremists who are obsessed with stuff like that, expeciallyon reddit. But it makes for lots of views and news stories so the rest of us normal people get dragged into their nonsense. Like yesterday a post about a raccoon had a title that said coon instead of racoon and a handful of people got all offended because coon can be a racial slur or it can be a racoon. OP didn't use it as a racial slur but still the "woke" whiny mob doesn't understand how language works so they got all mad.


yomish

And yet it's you writing paragraphs about race, nobody else.


shmatt

writing 'woke' in quotes like that just makes you sound all get off my lawn. You can't stop progress homey.


singlamoa

Arabs aren't white but they're caucasian. edit: and Indians. also some Somali prefer to be considered caucasian although they don't identify as white.


HandleUnclear

Actually, based on racial "science" there are three races negroid, mongoloid and caucasoid. Caucasian is referring to caucasoids, and under the caucasoid umbrella is not just white Europeans, it includes Arabs and Indians. Therefore her use of white Caucasian is correct...the more you know.


X3N0321

AYO! Look I found another one!


JiriVasicek

i think shes romani


poopellar

"Dumb is a human right!"


Sexy_Underpants

> “Dumb is a ~human~ dog right!”


GreatGooglyMoogly077

She WAS representing dogs.


p0ntifix

Right?! She's just telling us what her racist dog told her. \^\^


redditisnowtwitter

I would argue it's more dumb to not know Caucasia is a real place with people from it


circosomatico

Caucasus*


JustMeAndMyKnickas

What’s dumb about saying white Caucasian?


WeelchairDrogoz

im a black caucasian


asianabsinthe

I'm Asiancaucasian


Ishaggedyermum

I'm cock asian too


[deleted]

I’m sorry bro


Ishaggedyermum

So you should be


Tboasy

Yeah I love cock


Ishaggedyermum

Lol, lmao even


Indo-Sama777

I'm Caucasiancaucasian


distorted_kiwi

*census jimmies rustled*


[deleted]

Makes sense. I’m a real Caucasian and I’m not white but West Asian.


redditisnowtwitter

It can get very confusing. I've met Cherkess minorities in Russia (having a rough time of it too) and met many Kavkazi people (they all look very much like relatives) but it's hard to explain them to others due to this word mixup


aloofloofah

Topographical appropriation


Ragnar_OK

Yes, “caucasian” means white in the same way thats “literally” means figuratively. Americans misused it to the point where the correct usage sounds wrong now


DrProfDoommuffinsPhD

What if you're from the Caucasus mountains?


Shitlala

That would be the correct usage


redditisnowtwitter

I just recently had to refer to people from the Caucasus region and was frustrated by this


DrProfDoommuffinsPhD

How did you pull it off? Did you say 'literal Caucasians' or just 'Caucasians' and hope the audience knew what you meant?


Sunblast1andOnly

But then they'll think you mean *figurative* Caucasians.


mishgan

Say “Caucasians from Georgia” Depending on the audience they will think two vastly different things


lamboworld

No American meaning only everyone else wrong merica number 1


frogvscrab

Caucasian being a synonym for 'white' is from europe (specifically germany), not the united states.


JediMasterZao

It stems from scientifically invalid race theory.


Ragnar_OK

America still uses it. Germany does not. It ABSOLUTELY is a synonym for "white" in the United States and absolutely is not used to mean white in Germany and I suspect nowhere else in Europe.


photoh

While it seems dumb, my husband is Arab (notable brown) and is considered Caucasian on a census.


Deathdong

I mean technically white and Caucasian are different. You can be of Latin descent and still be "white." Pir definition of white has changed alot over the years. Not that it matters and this lady is clearly crazy lol


TheHYPO

I don't think the criticism people are having is that "white" can not be clarified, as much as it is that "Caucasian" already covers "white", so the "white" is redundant. As others have pointed out in reply, while that's true in the colloquial use of "Caucasian", technically "Caucasians" (as the word was originally used) can be of a variety of backgrounds. Whether this woman was using it in its original sense or just being redundant, there's no clear answer.


HandleUnclear

Actually no, based on racial "science" there are three races negroid, mongoloid and caucasoid. Caucasian is referring to caucasoids, and under the caucasoid umbrella is not just white Europeans, it includes Arabs and Indians. Therefore her use of white Caucasian is correct...the more you know.


TheHYPO

Without getting into your discussion on racial "science", I already said this in not so many words, so I don't know why you seem to be correcting me: >As others have pointed out in reply, while that's true in the colloquial use of "Caucasian", **technically "Caucasians" (as the word was originally used) can be of a variety of backgrounds.**


Deathdong

I mean she's clearly a schizo or something so she's probably just being redundant


Remote-Pain

I'm Bohemian - Native American Caucasian


hookedonfonicsmunky

yes of the mountains of caucususs 🤣


redditisnowtwitter

Caucasia is a place. How else would you refer to the people from there?


mandozombie

Wow wasnt hard to find a super racist answer...


CuddlsWorth

“iTs NoT rAcIsT iF iTs tOwArDs WhItE pEoPlE”


9ragmatic

Fuck white people.. as long as it's concentual. Edit: I made a typo but I refuse to correct it. Fuck you people... consensually of course.


Em42

It's Consensual, I've never seen it spelled that way before though, so you get points for creativity.


A_inc_tm

You obviously did crack... A joke when you saw an opportunity


Optimal-Grass-8989

Um— *pushes up glasses* — I believe you mean *concemptional*


meepmorprobotnoises

Unless he is a rapey-boi and really meant contemptual.


livingdub

It's fake. It's so clear it's fake. I don't understand that people still see shit on the internet and think yup, that's real, every time. People. Come on.


Alfie-Shepherd

Thinking everything on the Internet is fake is just as dumb as thinking everything's on the Internet is real


go_away_batin_00

Yea but then there’s really obvious stuff like this…


too_old_to_be_clever

Are you real or fake? I don't want to make a judgement.


benjalss

the level of crazy in that answer makes me wonder though


violethoneybean

~~super racist~~ scripted


RealLarwood

both


curiouscabbage69

Imagine the hate if a white person said that black people should accept their extinction


kork1y

Its what a dog said so..


SickleWings

Yeah, but what skin color dog? We'll have to shave it to find out whether it's a racist canine or not...


Deathdong

You say that as if everyone is agreeing with this woman


BBFA369

This post wouldn’t even be allowed if the races were switched


jackkelly_esq

People aren’t agreeing, but they’re not trying to track her down, get her fired, and ruin her life either. Let’s not pretend there isn’t a double standard.


granitepinevalley

I’m sorry but isn’t she white? At best she looks hella tanned


Fineus

A lot of British people said that about Meghan Markle and oh boy, the fallout was something...


stevedidWHAT

I don’t really have to imagine that, sane people hold all comments based solely on shallow observations to be nonsense and discriminatory


curiouscabbage69

There is little difference between insanity and political fervour.


purplenurplelives

That dog clearly needs to go outside and chase a ball.


bit-groin

Into a woodchipper


KMark0000

it is probably a chihuahua, which brain size compels with their eye balls, just like every racist's


SocietyUnicorn

Holy shit, the fact that she just had that right off the top of her head is blowing my mind. This woman is never caught off guard.


shdhtbs

No it isn't miserable people are just like this all the time.


TheGodZeen-

Can attest that’s true. I used to be like this. Always ready to say something terribly negative.


TourismAustralia

What made you change? Did you accept the white Caucasian race’s extinction, over reliance on in vitro fertilisation and use of birth control pills? If so that would be really astounding.


TheGodZeen-

Lmao no I got put on antidepressants and started becoming more self aware.


KMark0000

I hope you are not an AI


TheGodZeen-

I don’t get it.


Kraft98

They're making a joke that they "hope you aren't a robot who has become self-aware." Seeing as how most sci-fi media shows robots becoming self-aware as the downfall of humanity, that's probably why they "hoped" that in their joke.


ignus-pugnator

I’m glad you have more happy thoughts 🙂


fleebinflobbin

Yeah, she's got no off button, this is how she is. Her friends prob love bringing her to parties...


Loggerdon

No she is a fanatic and is surprised that someone asked her for an opinion. She didn't answer his question but answered the question she wanted to answer.


OpinionatedBigot

this woman is fucking crazy is what u were trying to say


MushroomHeart

Imagine thinking this isn't staged


averagedickdude

So many smooth brains in the comment section.


[deleted]

She’s never caught off guard because that’s a heavy chip on her shoulders.


rawdash

wouldn't be surprised if the video was rehearsed


INeedaGitGoood

Bro found an NPC


MemeMavrick7000

Dragonborn?


_Alygator

Not sure, I heard no thu'um


MemeMavrick7000

Let me guess, someone stole your sweet role.


_Alygator

Did you recover from that arrow you took in the knee?


MemeMavrick7000

My cousin is out fighting dragons and what do i get? Guard duty…


_Alygator

No lollygaggin'!


MemeMavrick7000

Gaurd might get nervous, man approaches with his weapon drawn.


Why_am_ialive

Wait so white people are going extinct cause they use to much medicine to have babies but also because they use to much medicine to not have babies…. I mean ignoring everything else she said that’s dumb you can just tell she wanted to say something edgy and sound smart and failed


memecut

Whites can't get babies naturally so they have in vitro.. White's don't want to have babies so they won't survive.. Whites have bad genes so they mix with other races for their superior genes. Whites have all the power and they're using it to exploit everyone else, who btw is actually the most powerful. Am I getting it right?


panda4sleep

Racist blather doesn’t need to make sense, because the speaker usually forgets the first premise by the time they’ve uttered the second


unassuming_squirrel

The enemy is both incredibly strong and very weak. It's a pillar of any extremist viewpoint


Em42

Yeah I couldn't tell if we were supposed to stop using IVF or birth control. I bet if she'd been asked we'd have discovered she's anti-abortion as well. Lady was just a mess of contradictory statements. Would have been simpler if she'd just yelled out "white genocide." Would have made more sense too.


Roberto410

I believe her argument is as follows: White women use too much birth control. It is wrecking their reproductive abilities. They are more and more having to resort to technology to make natural childbirth possible. This is leading to declining birthdates of white people. It's astounding that white women are doing this to themselves and their communities. I am racist so this makes me happy that white women are this dumb. **Not my opinion, just my understanding of hers


phazedoubt

Yeah something tells me she doesn't know any dogs


Kawaii-Hitler

She’s probably thinking about Chihuahuas. That sounds like something those little psychos would say


Error_flamingo

Well a real dog just answered


Glorious_sTag

Damn woman, you put some KKK members and nazis to shame.


milkweed420-

She has spouted that same paragraph on every social media site for over a year. She was dying to say it out loud


bardabush

Only white caucasians?


OpinionatedBigot

it’s always only the white caucasians bro


creedwolf_

I know for a fact that that's exactly what a bitch would say


Addicted_to_Power

What do i have to take to have such thoughts in my mind meeting a stranger?!


Exodus412

Gotta take some serious hatred pills lmao.


asianabsinthe

These days I think people walk around with seething hate all day


soljaboss

You think? Lol. Are you new on Reddit?


asianabsinthe

Yes.


Chrissthom

So, meth?


sillyandstrange

Hateorade


9ragmatic

"White Caucasian people--" looks like black Caucasian people dodged the bullet


HandleUnclear

Actually, based on racial "science" there are three races negroid, mongoloid and caucasoid. Caucasian is referring to caucasoids, and under the caucasoid umbrella is not just white Europeans, it includes Arabs and Indians. Therefore her use of white Caucasian is correct...the more you know.


Still_Strategy_4424

Lost me at White


Holy_Nova101

When you are rasict but don't have proper grammar.


PurpleLoudMouth

I had sound turned off and I could still hear her


Hopi-wswdai

Arf also works


[deleted]

She seems nice


homepagesw

Forget the talking dog, you just found a talking swine


Don_Pickleball

You never know what people are thinking just walking by you everyday.


abominable_bro-man

She must have been in a hurry to get back to modding reddit


panda4sleep

Best comment lol


Defiant_Reporter9593

She seems fun at parties :D


ShiftyCharacter1313

I'm not sure I want to accept my extinction without dying first


Fineus

She advocates speed runs. Dying takes too long - go straight to your extinction.


Dr_yah_yah

They said if a dog could talk, not if a racist bitch could talk.


rubbergloves44

What the fuck


averagedickdude

Don't worry, it's staged.


Fineus

You mean you don't calmly stop in your stride when some guys wave a mic and camera in your face and provide a lengthy rehearsed answer? Happens to me all the time.


purplehazex45

Well i guess I'll check myself out thank you.


ImDrausi

She sounds like an AI


ghostyeti4645

Her voice made me think of Text-to-Speech


Outrageous-Ad-2302

That escalated quickly 😳☠️ but the reporter handled it perfectly 🤭


OhCanadaCamera

I filmed this with Farbsy and we both were just in shock… It was quite the contrast from the very wholesome answers we had all day


sasuke7898

Redundant and racist


ItsSnoo

I’m a Caucasian! :( sadge


Elriuhilu

White caucasian? As opposed to what, a black caucasian?


uzumaki_pandejo

West Asians are overwhelmingly Caucasian.


Flavz_the_complainer

Dogs wouldnt think that..... hmmm maybe chihuahuas


Charming_Business_33

I’m a minority. And she needs to get the fuck out of America if she’s hates white people so much. Go back to wherever you came from that’s so much better.


Em42

If dogs could talk, they'd probably be closer to monosyllabic, so it would be "hey lady! It's Dinnertime!!!" Or, "Holy shit a squirrel!! Get it!" Or anytime they see the leash "walkies, outside, time for walkies outside?!?!?" What I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be interested in, is genocide. People of all races, colors and creeds, religions, sexual orientations, genders, weights, abilities, mental capabilities, etc. fill their food dishes, love them and care for them. I imagine dogs are pretty forgiving when it comes to humans and the human condition, seriously doubt they're wishing death on any particular group of us. Hell you can kick a puppy and the poor thing still wants to love you (not saying you should or that that's right, it's awful and you shouldn't, but dogs are damn forgiving).


MassageFriend

Feels staged.


sampris

NPC over there


Sumguy9966

"Yep, that'z enough work for the day"


Explanation-Specific

what the dog doing?


anunkneemouse

I wouldn't wanna assume her race, but she looks white to me


Sufficient_Wafer3156

Tell me you r a racist without telling me you r a racist


SentientWig

Wow what a racist piece of shit. Also stupid breeds really fast and en masse.


H0NK_H0NKLER

Oookay. Imagine how unhappy she must be? At the top of her head, first thing she could think of was something racist. Good grief.


4BDUL4Z1Z

I Just went "woof...woof" watching this.


jedi__ninja_9000

checks out


andoooreeyy

r/oddlyspecific moments


buddyleeoo

Her titties don't like each other.


jakeyjakjakshabadoo

Dogs aren't as jaded as her broken ass.


tangre79

Ah. She's one of those types.


Last_Gigolo

What kind of brainwashed b.s. is this? Wtf is going on?


meepmorprobotnoises

"Ma'am would you like cream or sugar with your coffee?" "Cream and sugar are the same color as white caucasians who should accept their extinction..." "So no cream or sugar?"


Dieterdost

I think this guy asked a completely different question and exchanged it later with the one hear. Common thing to do. I was with a crew filming the everyday life of an obese couple several years ago. They made them stand in a crowd because they wanted to film other people staring at them. When nobody did they put signs on their backs saying “attention - filming“. You cannot trust any of these clips.


GoodJumper

Least politically radicalized American


Stevie_Steve-O

That is a strange combo of woke and racist that I'm not sure most dogs are capable of haha


tinawadabb

Never thought about dogs being racist.


Strict_Letter7505

She’s Jewish


Low_Passion6720

Ah.. Tell us you're dumb while trying to sound intelligent


zwinters57

Gotta love people that don't like white people, but dye their hair blond.


justaguy77676

Just a casual racism


Rvtravel420

What shithole city is this 🫣