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v4vanky

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.


ChemicalLetterhead63

You got totally ripped off!!


slothpeguin

This man is living in Jason Mendoza’s Bad Place


Bandit263

![gif](giphy|kRmg8zeReOYXm)


darthyall66

shit happened to me while listening to Uriah heep bird of prey. "i can see that look that says... in 400 yards, turn left and then destination will be on your right"


hhhvugc

would it be too much to ask for a recreation


tracklessCenobite

I was sure the dude in this song was singing, 'Fire up, be loud! In nothing but his socks!" Apparently not.


Humanman1293

I pray this is oc.


AttemptHappy3473

Iv been victim of that! Lol ruined the drop


cjunit123

This is way I turn off the sounds on gps


CuriousGuyOnTheNet

It do be like that


SteamReflex

The amount of times that has happened is painful for me


calmnchaos

Well, it looks like you have to start it from the beginning.


Horsenamed____

I was expecting a rollover. Had a squint waiting for you and a milkshake to end up in the backseat. Still wasn't disappointed.


NumerousUse5208

Me tripping out because I live on Del Monte Ave 👀


Sunset_Bleu

It sounded like it said El Monte Avenue


NumerousUse5208

It did damn weed got me all messed up


Sunset_Bleu

Ha! All good


Nandabun

And there's only one in the world.


NumerousUse5208

Cool bruh


JimmyBoy21

u/savevideo


Futuraoblique

u/savevideo


Ornery-Caterpillar74

😂


DeadInsideYourDad

Google mini be like:


POKECHU020

Why... Why does it kinda work?? Am I insane??


netburnr2

this song is forever tied to this in my head everything I hear it. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cvzxgO38K4A


Adventurous_Cat_2285

Why would you do that ![gif](giphy|Fr2i2wxTxA2DS)


SP0NGEB0B143

Its so funny because its accurate


GabeAces

Google Directions, Damn You.