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I_got_banned_once

Holy fuckington fuck. Why would he put that on his finger


roararoarus

He's going to give it a new home under his cuticle


anycept

Next on Unexpected: surgeons pulling something disproportionately large out of some Japanese guy.


Fantasy_dildo

I mean.. I've seen huge dildo and a bottle of vodca pulled out of mans ass


Terrorek1520

![gif](giphy|bm02BE6DQ4Oag8GXep|downsized)


Savings-Victory39

Strepsiptera are an order of insects thought to be closely related to beetles. The females parisitize other insects and leave only their reproductive organs hanging out of the wasp. The males fly around and search for females to mate with. The larvae hatch inside the female and then crawl out from inside of her into the outside world, then seek out a new host which they burrow inside of and start the cycle again.


the_windfucker

So in this case, the japanese man grabing this "stepsister" or whatever "by the pussy" was the only way to save this horn(y)et? I'll just showmyself out


treboratinoi

What… did you just… say?


wrongthinksustainer

Something that makes people question freedom of speech.


yanahmaybe

There’s no “I” in team but there is a “U” in cunt


stoneape314

Just read the wiki entry and it's even more bizarre and grotesque than all that. The part that the guy grabbed is the head of the female strepsiptera like he said. When the males mate with them the female stays in the host insect while the male pierces the female's body between the head and thorax through "traumatic hypodermic insemination". The entire lifecycle of these insects is a nightmare horrorshow. It all gets worse. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strepsiptera


Various_Counter_9569

Read the wiki...watched the video... I need therapy now...


stoneape314

Here, take two of these and loop until your mind is purged. https://old.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/v08crm/i_will_not_refuse_yummy/ https://old.reddit.com/r/Eyebleach/comments/uyizom/baby_leopard_at_the_weighin/


derps_with_ducks

Yes, the "stepsister" was trapped in the "wasping-machine", and had to be slowly teased out.


emmawatsonisboychild

username checks out


El_Maton_de_Plata

And everyone in the Emergency department knows that they did not fall on it by accident


MonsterBurger

It was a million to one shot doc


hellraisingoutlaw

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


bigwaverider808

Forbidden chocolate vodka


Adventurous_Ad4950

And then: Surgeons pulling a parasite out of a parasite


EACshootemUP

What a terrible day to be literate. I gave you an upvote for who knows what unholy reason.


kphan2199

Under his foreskin


PrincipledProphet

I'm going to use this as a pro-circumcision argument from now on


SomeFakeInternetName

It would have cost you literally nothing to not type that.


MagNolYa-Ralf

The Venom origin remake did not translate well


ThanklessTask

Is it possible to vote someone up and out at the same time?


ToesyToeNails

Probably isn't a cross species parasite like how humans can't get cordyceps (I'm sorry, the last of us is fiction) or how humans can't get fleas (we can get bit by fleas, but they can't grip our hair. They bite and let go straight away).


PunkandCannonballer

"Humans can't get cordyceps" Yet.


wWao

The bar for entry is a little high, we far outstrip any other creature in terms of neurons, and our systems aren't largely automatic like everything else cordyceps infects. There no easy random chance way to get us to do the same thing it does to bugs. For it to work on us effectively instead of just outright killing us it would have to be intelligent or grow up with us from the beginning, like it probably did with ants. Given there's barely any species that even come close to us intellectually I think we're safe. Also were intelligently social so the second someone starts acting sus we know to eject them out the airlock. I'll reiterate and just say the bar to entry is just so incredibly high. Also ants are cold blooded 🤷‍♂️


tSword_

Nice among us reference (and I agree with you, even more because we don't eat only fungi to survive, and we have lots of different food sources and cleaning methods. A mind hacking organism would thrive easier on human if they were sexual or air transmissible, and made people prettier or funnier when infected)


VegetableNo1079

Being warm blooded is probably enough to stop it from ever happening. Of course as global temperatures rise fungi will adapt to high temperatures and the human body temperature average is declining because of climate control so maybe we will meet in the middle some day.


WeebGamerTrash947

It's only a matter of time


PolaroidImpossibleI1

Pls bro dont jinx it☠


SephLuna

Seriously!!! That was the unexpected part for me, should have thrown that thing right in the fire.


silent_fartface

I was thinking the same thing. I would handle this situation with a flame thrower. Giant hornet and parasite dealt with swiftly.


Clau-10

I was like don’t you dare to put it… NOOOOOO


craggmac

And then that yellow jacket went ahead on to live a happy, wonderful life, stinging everything in it's sight!


HerpertMadderp

That's a hornet. It's much bigger than a yellow jacket


electrikmayhem

Let me pop a quick "H" on the box so everyone knows it's hornets.


T-MinusGiraffe

It's cut off but in the start of the video he surgically removes his capacity for fear. Then he picks up the wasp.


ForgettableUsername

They're only a problem for humans if they manage to burrow in behind your eyes. He's completely safe.


gissycat

Excuse me? That sounds like the worst option of them all. I wouldn't call that safe


Darren072

Yeah it's fine. That way you can't see 'em.


Eicee1989

He should have some fire to burn that thing.


myKingSaber

Exactly my reaction, he's a fucking savage


viejoestupido

ugh this must feel like taking out that popcorn kernel piece from between your teeth that’s been stuck in there for 3 hours.


deivid_okop

Except the popcorn kernel is probably the size of a melon :P


Avocado_baguette

And shoved right into your spine.


deivid_okop

And eating you from inside out


Here_Forthe_Comment

Yeah, I expect it to feel extremely painful to pull out with a little relief at the end. That wasp has to heal from all that damage


Deepwater08

Correction: it is a hornet, and not a wasp. Also I'm pretty sure they feel less pain than humans, and all of this will help them in the long run Correction to the correction: a hornet is a wasp. Correction to the correction of the correction: the hornet is in the was family, but nobody would ever call it a wasp when referring to it. They would call it a hornet.


RincewindTVD

Hornets are wasps.


Stealfur

Aren't ants technicly wasps? Is that a fact or did I imagine it?


RincewindTVD

Both Hymenoptera family, but ants are not wasps afaik.


bobgrubblyplank

[All hornets are wasps but not all wasps are hornets](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hornet)


ManitouWakinyan

Here's the thing. You said a "hornet is a wasp." Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that. As someone who is a scientist who studies wasps, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls hornets wasps. If you want to be "specific" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing. If you're saying "wasp family" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Apocrita, which includes things from yellowjackets to tarantuala hawks to scolidae. So your reasoning for calling a hornet a wasp is because random people "call the stingy ones wasps?" Let's get fire ants and bees in there, then, too. Also, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A hornet is a hornet and a member of the wasp family. But that's not what you said. You said a hornet is a wasp, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the wasp family wasps, which means you'd call tarantula hawks, yellow jackets, and other insects wasps, too. Which you said you don't. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?


beachbetch

...Unidan??


Narstification

and it’s just above your asshole but you can’t reach it


hello297

More like dragging a super long booger out


A_Dark_sh

How the fuck did he see that big ass parasite inside the wasp?


Specialist-Farm4704

Yeah, why was he looking up a wasp's ass?


Black-Blade_2938

You do strange things when you’re horny


Jake0024

for hornets


SpringBig5406

golden comment


TheHooligan95

Silvery comment


Shoddy_Pineapple_307

bronzery comment


Vyrhux42

Plastic comment


editable_

Wooden comment


PuffDaCatt

Hungry for apples? Nope I'm horny for hornets!


Overall_Jellyfish_13

“Hornety”


Rockso

“What are you doing step-tweezers?!”


Tatunkawitco

No kink shaming


LAG_BEAR505

Real question / answer (look at how content that wasp is on letting him take out the parasite it's not moving it's not freaking out in the beginning it was)


Plastic_Ad_3995

doctor: *probes wasps ass with pliers to pull out parasite butt plug* wasp: " oh, fuck me, i'm about to cum."


Irion15

The real gem is always in the comments.


IHateSand17

r/honeyfuckers


The_Painted_Man

AAAAAGH.


Inviolable_Flame

Noted. Will avoid link.


Connlagh

Ah it's not that bad. Curiosity got the better of me so I looked. It's weird like, but it's not like r/Sounding (I strongly advise against clicking that) It's just some people who like animated girls dressed up like bees from what I can tell. And one pretty funny gif of a bee twerking


proteannomore

AAAAAGH.


Nimyron

Aaaand he clicked the link


Beardedsmith

I'm deleting my account


Wonderstag

maybe its in so much pain it shut down in shock


Psychotronic99

Bugs don’t feel pain. At least not in the sense of how we know it


I_Fuckin_A_Toad_A_So

What do you mean??? Teach ne


FoolWhoCrossedTheSea

https://esc-sec.ca/2019/09/02/do-insects-feel-pain/ This article does a pretty decent job of explaining it


PieIndependent5271

that article is complete garbage. it has one relevant piece of information about output neurons and the rest is baseless speculation.


FruitlessBadger

This guy linked it like it was a scientific article but it’s just some dude giving his random thoughts on the question


Mox5

What a stupid article. The physical distress component of pain (like if you were to pinch yourself) doesn't require emotions and their supportive biological components.


dc_-_-

Well newborns also don’t have memories - does this mean they don’t feel pain? And also I don’t see any benefits which pain has over nociception for humans - quite the same as for insects. The article does raise interesting questions, but not very consistent on answering them.


burgerstar

I'm no Entomologist, but that wasp (actually it's a hornet btw) looks like it's struggling pretty frantically...


Glass-Joe-Steagall

Don't worry, insects don't feel pain. They just experience intense, debilitating fear.


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The parasite is big. Maybe those infected will have unusually shaped abdomen. It seem like that guy knows his wasps so he knows what to look out for. Also [Strepsiptera](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strepsiptera) is the stuff of nightmare. [The way they parasitized other insects and their mating is just nope nope nope.](https://www.wired.com/2015/01/absurd-creature-of-the-week-strepsiptera/)


LetsAskJeeves

This is certainly one wiki I don't want to see a "Relationship with humans" section in...


stranger-passing-by

*oh no strepsiptera, what are you doing?*


_Artos_

Turns out the only "relationship" to humans is that a few people have considered the possibility of using the parasites to help control pest insect populations. Which sounds like a horrible idea to me, but what do I know.


b0t1814

Asking the real question…


Haagen76

They can both die in a fire for all I care.


ToesyToeNails

If we didn't have vespids, every other insect you hate would multiply by the thousands. They control the population of other arthropods.


IrishGameDeveloper

Fuck you and take my upvote


badass_physicist

r/angryupvotes


Alderan922

Can’t we just have thousands of spiders to replace them?


Mental_Opportunity_9

Fuck spiders, rather have buzzing insects than those stealthy fucks


Alderan922

Man spiders are better, just think, they don’t fly and they weave beautiful nets sometimes


Logical_Lemming

If they could just stop placing those beautiful nets directly at face level, we could come to some sort of agreement.


Western_Shoulder_942

Also if they could oh idk NOT FUCKING SHOWER WITH ME....creeps Or if they are gonna do that then atleast have the courtesy to not dissappear as soon as i look away


avwitcher

They're trying to keep you safe from other bugs while you shower, stop being ungrateful


mddesigner

Yeah I let the spider over my house door stay, that fucker is probably protecting me from insects so he deserves his place


IanScottMcCormick

If they were there first technically you’re showering with them


_The_Radiance

Also they're usually way less agressive than wasps. If you see a spider, just let them be, chances are they won't bother you if you don't bother them, since they're also scared as fuck


granninja

theres a huge mosquito problem at my place my solution was to just let a few spiders make nest in my room it didnt fix the problem but like, I see they're harmless and are catching a fuckton of mosquitos between the disease carrying, annoying biters that leave itchy spots and the harmless bro that I just gotta remind that my desk is outside his limits every few months. I take my bros they get fat and I don't get dengue


_The_Radiance

"harmless bro that I just gotta remind that my desk is outside his limits" So basically a cat. You have a cat with eight legs that eats mosquitoes for you, sounds like a win-win to me


Ryuzakku

Don't have to feed it, don't have to clean up after it, it makes it's own bedding... Why have a cat when you can have a spider?


the_ThreeEyedRaven

found the r/spiderbros


daberiberi

Woah woah woah. Spiders are some of the most fascinating and awesome creatures on this planet.


ToesyToeNails

I have phonophobia which is a phobia to a specific sound. For me that sound is bzzz so I appreciate that they're silent.


ToesyToeNails

No because vespids and centipedes also control the spider population.


AxleSpark

Stomp it on the floor and solve both problems


Unique-Knowledge42

Vegans are gonna be mad


GordonaryMan

![gif](giphy|cIE7Ilw4o0Tz7706ir|downsized)


Booblicle

​ ![gif](giphy|AD2uIPYVqszdK|downsized)


ninjasaid13

bet that hornet* is ungrateful.


siqiniq

[Wasps infected by Strepsipteran avoid all colony work, get fatter and have a longer life span.](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-021-86182-6) Now she will die for her colony by working to death just like us.


thebinarysystem10

What are these, American hornets?


philjorrow

Ticking the boxes for everything but the longer life span


potplanty

And free healthcare. Bet that Japanese guy didn't charge.


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RebelLion_HalfBrain

Worse, japanese hornets


Kyozoku

Thank you. I mainly came to the comments trying to find out what kind of parasite it was.


ProbablyNotAFurry

The... The guy said what kind of parasite it was in the first 5 seconds of the video


Kyozoku

... welp, I'm clearly an idiot.


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TwentyTwoTwelve

Not a wasp, it's a hornet. They don't sting, they bite. This is why at no point do you see a stinger.


bomassdankasss

All hornets are wasps. But not all wasps are hornets. 🐝🐝


TwentyTwoTwelve

TIL. Is that because they're all vespid?


jzillacon

Yes, all insects in the Vespidae family are considered wasps and that includes the subfamily Vespinae which all hornets belong to.


Tig21

Im gunna put an H on the box so everybody knows its full of hornets


verraeteros_

What are you talking about? Hornets can and will sting you


Reax51

This. Unless it's a male


NathanTheKlutz

There was no stinger to be seen because I’m pretty certain this hornet was a drone, a male.


agesto11

[Here’s](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i7VMcMJBjD4) a video of Coyote Peterson getting stung by this very species of hornet. Also, hornets are a genus of wasp.


Embarrassed-Town-293

It actually stopped fighting when he started pulling it out and continued to remain calm. I still hate those hornets and wasps


manonfire493

Cheese in pizza ads


paulobyly

![gif](giphy|GPn300EibJ2F2)


MatthiasFoxFire

This is the funniest GIF I’ve ever seen, and it’s the perfect response to that comment


Rebelaxe2000

…who hurt you


TangerineTardigrade

r/ForbiddenSnacks


davidml1023

This is the correct comment


Lepasconnu

What are you doing strepsistera? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


mabbo_nagamatsu

Take my upvote and get the hell out.


emayelee

Fuck you, dear sir. r/angryupvote


miss_t_winter

Oh that was so gross but I wonder if it feels much better after that?


Childrappertoes

Let’s say you have the biggest shit inside of you. It’s 2 feet big and weights 30 pounds. For the past 2 weeks without shitting, your stomach hurts, then you sense that your stomach needs to shit. You ignore it bc you are too lazy. Then your friends come over without asking for entry and have a pillow fight. You tell them to get out but they are too busy hitting each other and so one of them jumps on your stomach and all that shit comes out. You feel embarrassed but at the same time relaxed and relieved. Your friends never come back but you just had the best experience you have ever experienced and decide to hold your shit everyday until you can’t hold it in.


HealthyLuck

Wot did I just read??


froggrip

Just imagine it


prettylilchoo

🌸 Just imagine it 🌸 -froggrip 2022


nxm_incxnnu

can confirm, usally i forget to use the bathroom and i go week without shitting usally this is fine with my body since it happens alot. but one time i didnt shot for a while. i felt fat and uncomfortable disgusted. i took lsd just for fun, i spend what felt like 10mins in the br taking the best shit i have ever taken, it felt like i spilled all my guts and problems away, i couldn't stop laughing because how good it felt to be free from all that shitt weight


internetman666

Bro wtf


Alpha_Decay_

I went on an 11 day hike in Philmont with the boy scouts when I was 17, and I ended up being semi constipated the entire time to where I pooped a little every day but never felt like I got it all out. It got worse and worse every day, until the very last morning I finally took the biggest shit of my life into a wooden box in the woods. While it was happening, I looked around and saw like 4 or 5 deer peacefully grazing around me. It was the most magical and relieving moment of my life. Then I hiked down the mountain, finally without feeling like I was lugging a sack of rocks in my abdomen, and got to base camp and took the first shower I'd gotten to take in nearly 2 weeks. What a time.


pegmemother

r/redditmoment


Joske-the-great

r/copypasta material


1RatQueen1

r/oddlyspecific


justoneofmanymene

I hate when this happens


khaled_abdul

why do I feel like you are talking out of experience


[deleted]

just what I needed to watch right before bed.


uniprime_systems

Yep. No clue why I did that to myself.


Clau-10

Why the hell did I just keep watching it even after reading the title.


AtheistHomoSapien

The hornet is going nuts until he starts pulling it out then it's like.. oh ok omg this feels good, I can roll with this and calms down.


HOAXINTELLIGENCE

If you gonna put it on your finger atleast wear freaking gloves


Fgge

What do you think it’s going to do? Burrow into his skin like the scarabs from the Mummy?


Back4TallBois

Iiiimhooooteeeep Iiiimhooooteeep


arent_you_hungry

>gloves platemail gauntlets


BassMasterMatt

If you watch again, the parasite is under its whole exoskeleton, visible at the base of the head! Yes....watch it over, and OVER AND OVEEEERRRR! If you don't it's ok, you'll just see it again in your dreams ![gif](giphy|nVkpHJrIwcI8)


ragingolive

nah. But thank you, though.


Upbeat-Lie-1901

Forbidden mozzarella stick


LDR_RAGR

You should be locked in a basement....


Rockspider19

“Did he just pull out a joint from a bee wtf oh it’s a worm”


XpertRebel111

![gif](giphy|11CNLlmNAQXIli|downsized)


Elriuhilu

I love Water Boy.


dogedude81

So does the hornet live or die?


ironicallyunstable

he saved that poor parasite from the wasp, now he can squish the wasp safely without harming the parasite


NevideblaJu4n

Live probably, this parasite doesn't directly kill the wasp anyways


Sasukes_Bum_Child

I mean, at what point isn’t it just cheaper to get a new wasp?


irlJoe

Never thought I'd feel bad for a wasp.


vantasticrunner

Dermatology/pimple popper recruiters right now: “Sir. You’re hired.”


Eth_maximalist

Wow that’s gotta be lol 15% of its body weight


KhaleesiXev

This is an incredibly skilled individual. Imagine being able to grasp the wasp firmly enough so that it doesn’t move, but not so hard that it gets crushed. All the while, pulling out that worm-like parasite without breaking the body or crushing the wasp in the process.


emmawatsonisboychild

i have mercy for every creature except these stupid parasites they can go fuck themselves, but stay fucking away from other's body


Play3r0ne1sReady

Well, that’s a good a spot as any to turn off the internet for tonight.


Asto_Aesma

Hans!


KarlD18

GET ZE FLAMMENWERFER


BT-7375

ZE HEAVY FLAMMENWERFER


joealese

wow look at that cheese pull


AtlasTheStrong

At the end... Me: why are you putting it on your finger, you fucking weirdo