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WayParty8666

Seemed so casual in the reflection


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He's used to it by now, they've been doing the same thing everyday for the past 10 years and the guy with the gun is always a second too late


bmillz00007

Like a Jerry Lewis movie


Lou_Mannati

Reminds me of Ralph Wolf and Sam Sheepdog


Brasticus

Mornin’ Ralph.


wingnutzero

Mornin’ Sam.


JasonM50

We'll try again tomorrow Ralph. Ok, see you then Sam.


kingwilly123

Bread and butter.


Beardeddeadpirate

“Hello Ralph” “Hello Fred”


OwlWitty

Stick em! Up? *groans


__pingwin__

r/impracticaljokers


DollarAutomatic

Hi practical jokers, I’m Dad


Fabulous_Space_9612

Hi dad I'm hungry.


Myopic_Sweater_Vest

Stupid Hebert


SlamHelmut

Morning Ralph, morning Sam....


xerox13ster

I understand that reference.


ohtobiasyoublowhard

Lord of the rings!


SlamHelmut

Saturday morning cartoons, man!


Vandergrif

*Wuts satuhday mornin cartoons precious?*


smokelil

Afterwards he heads down to his local sandwich shop across the street for the usual. He prefers turkey over the ham.


Negative_Health4201

Franz’s day only got better after this, afterwards he found a Nickel on the ground


sachuraju

Dormamu, I've come to bargain.


daverich9

"See you tomorrow, Greg!"


Renn_Capa

You better get all the bags in one trip though.


oddartist

Kind of like [Anna](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYUgbMhrpcI)?


morph113

But right about the 11 second mark if you watch the reflection closely you can see that once he spots the guy coming at him, he is running away. He was only calm before because he didn't see him or think he was a threat until he notices his gun at which point he starts running away. It's a little hard to make out but if you watch closely it's clear that at around 11 seconds he ran away.


Chogo82

The guy takes one regular step then leans into a run. You can see his body position and that is not from the warping of the glass yet. If anyone tried walking with that much lean forward, they would be eating the tile floor in that building


FlipinoJackson

Yup last frame of the guy inside is him scramming the hell outta there


trangthemang

You're right, he did run away at the end but he noticed the guy with the gun before turning the corner to the door. You can see the gunmans legs at the top right at the beginning of the video. The key guy looks over his shoulder slightly as he's using the key. Then runs in the reflection.


morph113

Yeah I think he was at least alert to his presence but maybe wasn't sure if he is a threat. But he sure as hell knew something might be up with that guy and once he saw the guy coming with a gun he knew for sure and went running.


elgamerneon

Video is zoomed in, guy saw the robber in the eyes, turned around and kept walking


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Reloton729

a smart shooter, shooting the glass would have alarmed people near him


Dogtor-Watson

Everyone knows glass is extremely good at reflecting light. Bullets travel fast, so are basically light. Therefore, glass reflects bullets.


frog_fuckerfucker69

Who art thou, so wise in the ways of science


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The_Real_KAIZ3R

From Monty Python and the holy grail


Yarxing

Joke's on you, he's using heavy bullets and like you've said, glass only reflects light not heavy. Therefore he could've shattered the glass if he wanted to.


rtakehara

False, he is using a handgun, handguns are light and therefore only use light bullets


NotAManOfCulture

Yes


samdeltafoxtrot

I am Sam. I am high. I have no idea what the fuck your talking about.


Funkit

So if she weighs the same as a duck…then she’s made of wood…and therefore…?…????……..a witch!!!


Sneakyup

Yep, because nobody would have heard the gunshot.


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thissonofbeech

"Sir! Sir! you dropped your gun! Oh there he goes.... Guess it's mine now.


merigirl

Good Guy Gun-wielding Maniac


JustCallMeAttlaz

Just another day in Argentina man


TheMurker25

Just another day in Latin America*


Environmental-War645

Actually you can see him flinch/duck if you watch his reflection long enough


Quiet-Display7689

you can see him start to run at the very end


sharkhuggr

Movies should start showing potential victims this casual


RGBeee

He could have just shot the glass door to get in? Or maybe that's just too easy.


Roga1

I guess that would have drawn too much attention. It didn't matter anyway because of the security camera.


Lemonsuccerthemovie

Plus discharging a firearm is another crime on top of armed robbery. Could have easily gotten 5 more years on his jail sentence if he did.


greycubed

Yeah he's probably a lawyer and knows all about that.


tantrumps_

Career criminals do know all about that, actually


PenguinWithAglock

Uh yeah, he called him a “lawyer” for a reason


tantrumps_

Okay that made me laugh, take my upvote


StinkyPeenky

I scrolled away and had to come back to upvote you sir


cptmx

So technically he’s a criminal lawyer.


AMViquel

SO that's what that means. I'll strick to civil lawyers in the future, thank you very much.


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Dasnoosnoo

What percent of gen pop specialize in Bird Law?


LdrNeon

You realise most criminals do consider things like this? It's not just 'broke one law, fuck it, I'll break them all'.


Just_Learned_This

As an avid user of drugs, here's the advice that has stuck with me. "If you're going to break the law, break them one at a time"


GrassSloth

I know it as “don’t break the law while you’re breaking the law.”


xerox13ster

One crime at a time.


XxSCRAPOxX

Totally incorrect, you want as many as possible, they let you cop out to the lowest one just to make it easy, little armed robbery, drug dealing, grand theft auto, and and jay walking. That way you can just plead guilty to the jay walking, donate 50k to the judges re-election campaign and they get to keep their 100% conviction record. I have extensive experience on the wrong side of this equation. All they ever want is a guilty verdict and money. And as much as I’m joking around, I’m actually not. It was explained to me by a judge that the amount you can afford to contribute shows your value to the community and why you deserve some lenience. If you can afford the best lawyers, and can “atone” via donating to the community, that’s all they’re really after.


Crimfresh

I used to know criminals. The motto was, go federal or go home. Nobody wants to end up in state pen, federal prison is much better.


Theycallmelizardboy

I think you and at least 68 other people have a strong misunderstaning of what the word "most" here means. "Most" criminals are really fucking stupid. Thats's kind of why, you know, they picked crime. The average asshole robbing the gas station knows what he's doing is illegal, but I can guarantee you that if you asked them what specific laws, what his mandatory aentence would be and any of the legal knowledge, they wouldn't know the answer. Instead, they'd just rob you.


LdrNeon

You're missing the point here. No, they won't be able to recite case law. But the vast majority of criminals (basically any without severe mental issues) know that different crimes get different responses, and act accordingly. Most armed robbers aren't willing to fire their weapons, because they know full well they'll be investigated more thoroughly and face a longer sentence. People like to say 'criminals are dumb' as though that point overrides all others. It doesn't. Plenty of criminals are pretty damn smart, and even the ones that aren't are often way more knowledgeable than regular civilians, because it's what they do.


DangerHawk

In my younger days it was always the sketchiest mofo's I hung around that could quote civil code and sentencing guidelines in the blink of an eye. Someone who makes a career of crime is sure as shit gunna know that discharging a firearm during the commission of a felony will exponentially fuck you over.


OuWuoO

No but he probably has watched TV and if he was planning to rob that shop he surely did some research


Milma26

He probably stayed in a Holiday Inn Express last night


ThePrideOfKrakow

Charged with first-degree Murdoor.


-Mahsohfabish-

this happened in argentina. nothing happened to that man. lmao


tantrumps_

Would have been attempted murder probably, and much more than five years. Plus: discharging a firearm into a dwelling, destruction of property, possibly aggravated assault with a deadly weapon on top of all that if the victim had been injured by broken glass


veringer

Legal consequences are not as much of a disincentive as people think. I can almost guarantee this guy wasn't weighing the risk of 5 more years in his decision. It was: cut losses and find another victim tonight. Probably looking for quick cash to feed a drug habit.


jpaz97

El vídeo es de Argentina, el arma seguramente era real y si se hubiera cometido el robo, seguramente estaría libre en una semana. Google translator xd: *"The video is from Argentina, the weapon was surely real and if the robbery were committed, it would surely be free in a week."*


LemonRusst

This doesn’t look like America too me but even if it is you have no idea what jurisdiction so claiming what the law is and what sort of penalties it carries is foolish


UnnecessaryAppeal

Or maybe the gun was just for show - it might not even fire


Vizione0084

He’s probably looking to rob / home invade, not murder someone, make a bunch of noise, then get away with nothing.


That-Toughsoss

Prolly a bb gun not a real one


BiggsIDarklighter

Shieß dem fenster! Shoot the glass!


Nizzemancer

German guy: I'm sorry I don't understand German.


YouAreInAComaWakeUp

Real life isnt a movie


highcoldstar

Found the screenwriter.


AMC_Tendies42069

He’s not trying to kill anyone, probably can’t even afford bullets. He’s just robbing people for crack money


polkadotard

Probably not even loaded.


huelorxx

Guy saw him coming. You see him hurry with the key


tantrumps_

He might have known he was being followed and was playing it cool to avoid a confrontation on the sidewalk, but he made damn sure he locked that door behind him. Nicely done.


ethsy

From the reflection it looks he didn’t even notice the other guy with the gun


Gfunkyuibvcf

He runs away once it’s locked, he knew and was terrified.


King_Caesar_I

Not sure why you got downvoted because you can definitely see him run away at the end in the reflection.


Blueblackzinc

First second of the video, you can see someone running on top left of the video. Then the robber come from the same direction.


DexM23

with the same shoes


TorteTastey

Damn Daniel


stipo42

Yeah he also pushed the door shut, dude definitely knew something was up


diviken

I'd be dead in this situation cos my apartment with automatic doors take their sweet time to close and you can't even manually close it cos it resists.


lars330

Lmao my apartment has the same kind of automatic doors and I have thought about this exact situation before. Like, if I get chased I'm boned because these doors ain't gonna close in time


mati2110

This video is from Argentina.. we are always in a hurry here when arriving home because of this kind of people.


chispaconnafta

Motochorros


GreekHole

you can even see him book it in the reflection right after closing the door.


Ultra_Noobzor

Why humans are such pieces of shit.. why did we have to invent guns..


NorthshoreFrank

Guns revolutionized warfare and effectively ended the age of the armored knight and the castle stronghold. They've had a profound effect on human history.


Infamous-Ad9544

So war then?


frumundacheeze

yeah but can you imagine war back then. When you think about it, I'd 10000% rather have WWIII and be drafted, than be sucked back in time somehow and be forced to fight with a Sword and barely any armor.


Slipknotic1

WWII was way way way way worse. Fighting in the medieval Era would see you in maybe a couple of major battles before retirement, whereas the World Wars were several years worth of fighting. Add on to that, that medieval battles usually ended with one sides morale breaking and them fleeing, and your chances of surviving are actually higher in a medieval battle.


DumpTruckDanny

Maybe if you're a knight or a cavalry guy or something. Plebs like me would have been sent up first with a pitchfork and a bucket on their head to soften the other guys up.


ACStitchesFan

In WWI they would send the “plebs” aka 95% of soldiers to run across fields where a million mortar shells would fall in a week and machine gun nests were mowing them down by the second. Some of the battles had 20,000 men die in a day. Imagine being told to walk into sure death and if you’re super lucky you get to get gassed with chlorine and live among hundreds of bodies around you for weeks on end. The fighting in Belgium had such bad mud that if soldiers fell off the boards while advancing their comrades had to leave them sunk up to their chest while they went insane over days. You couldn’t stop to help these men stuck in the mud, they just slowly died over days and men had to advance while their fellow men were screaming and pleading for help.


TurncoatWizard

I saw the movie Gallipoli way too young and I couldn’t comprehend why so many would just run across a huge field where nothing but gunfire awaited them. Really messed me up.


ACStitchesFan

Yeah, that movie messed me up and I saw it at like 14. Going through all of the Dan Carlin Hardcore History episodes on WWI filled in the gaps for me and was even worse


StrangeUsername24

No way you could get an army to do that today ​ To the douchebag who downvoted, care to tell me where I am wrong?


ACStitchesFan

WWI is cited as one of the major influences in society shifting towards more of an individual mentality. It’s not the only factor, but when countries lose a million men in battles where there is no clear “evil” like in WWII, it really makes people question things


darkskinnedjermaine

What a terrible way to go.


AdvancedPhoenix

In most territorial wars plebs weren't fighting. Too important to risk farmer's life. It happened of course, but most battle were 20 guys fighting another 20 dudes.


pawnbrojoe

I'd hate to be in either but, the idea of hacking someone apart with a sword or being hacked apart just seems awful. Also in medieval war you are more likely going to die of something like dysentery. Think I'd rather just be shot.


asieting

You definitely wouldn't have been better off in the pacific front as far a disease goes. You may not habe access to treatment right away either. Guns and shells dont always instant kill. You have to live with the fact they could come from everywhere at anytime too, especially at night because the japanese were particularly good at fighting at night. Might get stabbed with a bayonet anyway. Plus at this point war was total war. Everyone in the country used for the war effort so there's no real way to avoid it completely. More people died in a day in the world wars then would in entire wars and that may happen every singe day you there.


ACStitchesFan

I’m WWI in the Belgian battlefields if you fell off boards that were placed on top of mud you would be trapped up to your chest in mud. No one could stop to help you and you would just go insane screaming for help while mortars pummeled the ground around you and you often lived for days, unable to move and eventually succumbing to dehydration or exposure


PaulTheMerc

I'd rather take the sword. At least there's a chance you have a chance based on skill. Not to mention you would likely only see so much fighting in your life(depending on time, army). Being a roman soldier not so great, living as a farmer under peace, not to bad.


RubyRhod

Before the French Revolution, battles weren’t really fought by citizens. They were fought by mercenary companies or professional soldiers. Drafting ordinary citizens to fight for the country is a relatively new practice.


Nillabeans

And this is a good thing because...?


rsiii

Not even just that, but also survival. Pretty hard to kill a bear with a bow, and it's a lot harder to hunt for dinner with one too.


suckmyturban

Because we were tired of killing eachother with pointy things, blunt thing. Before guns there were swords,spears, bows, sticks, rocks.... We were killing eachother since the dawn of time.


avelertimetr

Fun story, the gatling gun - the predecessor to machine guns - was invented by Dr. Gatling because he wanted to make a weapon so powerful that it would kill faster and eliminate soldier suffering on the battlefield, as well as decrease the amount of soldiers needed. > It occurred to me that if I could invent a machine gun which could by its rapidity of fire, enable one man to do as much battle duty as a hundred, that it would, to a large extent supersede the necessity of large armies, and consequently, exposure to battle and disease would be greatly diminished. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Jordan_Gatling


Twentyand1

Lol, because we were so peaceful and loving before guns were invented…


pringlescan5

I for one, preferred the vast majority of history where the strongest men got to kill anyone they wanted. Stupid firearms allowing weak people and women to defend themselves.


sonryhater

I hate that the internet has made it impossible to assume you are joking.


Timtimer55

its pretty obvious he's he's being sarcastic regardless.


LevaOrel

People have been killing each other since long before the invention of guns, if they hadn’t been invented it would have been something else.


00008888

exactly. some people act as if violence was invented when humanity made guns.


PokemonButtBrown

We have far less violence now than 50, 100 or 150 years ago. It’s not even comparable, you all just spend to much time trying to watching violence on the news and assume that means things are getting worse.


Ironie_196

To defeat those with arrows?


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thiosk

Because humans are such pieces of shit? "Look, those guys over there? total dicks. you're a wizard. can you cook anything up that can let me make those guys over there have a bad day?" unfortunately its an arms race between pieces of shit and bigger pieces of shit


panacrane37

So why did humans invent knives? Swords? Spears? Name the weapon? The arms race is only “pieces of shit”?


dubamamorange

to kill piece of shit humans that wrapped themselves in metal


DubZOmb_Jonah

Gun make weak man strong


ManBearPig489

So if we didn’t invent guns there’s be no crime? The guns made us evil?


VLDT

Humans are capable of immense shittery with or without guns. All violence is socioeconomic at its roots.


MadaRook

Swords fuck people up... kinda glad we did


mantecbear

Because swords weren’t effective at long range?


Comedian03

I see Mr Bean has resorted to a life of crime during these harsh times.


uncommonpanda

Brexit has had profound consequences


elastic-craptastic

I watched it twice and got 2 different people and neither was MR bean. First watch the gunman looked like Tobey MaGuire. Send watch through the gunman looked like the fraternal of the potential victim.


gloomyparticle

thought im the only one


GuessSmithereens

This is awful scary. I can’t imagine how fast his heart was beating. You can see him glance as he’s unlocking because the guy was running along the road across the street (you can see his feet running).


Martel67

I don’t think so. Why should the robber not run directly to the door? And he’s opening the door quite calmly


fastgr

Yeah, you can see the at reflection after he enters he is still casual and only at the end he is startled and starts to run.


woodsbby

I feel like he didnt even notice until the end


xlowpitch

To use the crosswalk just out of sight. Jaywalking is no joke. You can get a ticket for that!


no1ofimport

The guy who entered the building looked like he was in another world and didn’t have a clue what just about happened.


Comedian03

If you look at his reflection you can see him take off running at the very end, dude definitely clued in lol


togashisbackpain

Guess you get a clue after you look outside and see a guy pointing a gun at you :) Id say he was mos def clueless while entering.


wereinthedark

He clearly walks away slowly after letting the door go. It isn't until the other guy starts grabbing the door that he sees the gun and starts running. He had no clue until the final second


dan_sherlocked

That can happen. In that moment he may well have not seen the gun or just acted weirdly out of shock. Adrenaline is a funny thing


kernell32

Argentina, fuck yeah!


OverPangolin4078

Curious, what is the penalty for armed robbery in Argentina? Seems common. (And according to Reddit, Brazil as well) Is it worth the risk? I am guessing this is because of poverty? Can’t imagine 10 years in a shit hole jail is worth the risk.(example)


SARS-CoV-8

Many of the people arrested spend a couple of hours in the police station and that's it. And then they do it again, and again, and again... Justice system in Argentina is shit


kernell32

I won't lie, I don't really know. The issue here is that most armed robberies end in murder, even if the victim doesn't resist. The general consensus is that the laws are too forgiving or protective of the criminal because of their (assumed) poverty or social inequality.


mushishi1812

Usually they don't get jail time in argentina, or if they do they are released super fast


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Oculosdegrau

Brazil: 4 to 10 years. Using a gun may increase it by a third to a half.


VZylan

A normal day in Argentina, we are so used to it that everyone walks watching every corner and behind for any thief


TridentOfTruth

Argentina is that bad, huh? Thought it was one of the safer countries in South America.


AccomplishedRun7978

That's just a testament to how bad the other countries are.


shardikprime

Indeed, in Venezuela that guy would be mincemeat


no-mad

hunt the hunters


SchpartyOn

Chile is pretty safe these days, no?


MarDanvers

To be completely honest, it depends from city to city. Like everywhere I suppose. It's difficult because people watch the news and of course there is crime everywhere but for example my neighborhood is pretty decent. Is not like every citizen in the country has had a gun pointed at them before, not at all but we all heard this kind of news every day and the news always talk about capital city because yes, there is always something happening there Also, I'm think Uruguay is the safest around here. I'm not sure tho but usually Uruguay is the most decent one lol edit: for clarity


Pimmelsenator

lol, Glock™blocker


MarsLander10

Nice.


daveinthe6

Give me your…. Oh. Never mind.


SunflowerFreckles

Alright then, keep your secrets..


eiros147

Love to see Argentina well represented in one gif


GewoonWannes

Looks like something An NPC would do


CptnStarkos

Walk casually / fight a grandma in the corner / walk casually


WallSauceMan

I’ve had this happen to me. Was working at a dollar store and it was like 8:56 pm or something. We’re suppose to lock up at 9 but nobody was in the lot or store so I decided to just lock up now. As I turned the lock a dude in a ski mask with a back pack and a gun runs up and yanks the door. It doesn’t open and he takes off. Turns out he went and robbed the gas station down the street from me. Sorry gas station people. Also, he was caught robbing another store like a week later.


heteroclitegreg

Sometime I fumble around with my key for a few seconds before getting it in the lock and think "lucky I'm not being chased or this would have gone really badly." This guy lived out that strange subconscious fear of mine, and won


young_well

Whew… that was close


cheesyhornblower69

Burgle averted!


Hibonobo

Man walked away like a GTA NPC


S10calade

You know he’s not actually a “shooter” or that glass would’ve been gone.


spaghettieggrolls

He was probably just trying to mug him, not murder him. In which case, shooting the glass could draw too much attention.


asinineslime

Ah just wanted to make sure you locked the door. Very good I'll be on my way now.


KatzeKun

Why is Toby Maguire trying to rob that man


Kram-mer

Mr. Bean is lacking creativity...


A_Rainbow_Astronaut

Ohh it is closed! No worries I'll come later. Nothing urgent


channndannn

Man with the gun really said: understandable, have a nice day.


InterestinglyLucky

On first viewing I did not notice the gun. Indeed a close call - one or two seconds more for that door to lock and...


fussylover

Mr.Beans life has really gone downhill since it got cancelled


OcciferLahey666

Bro can we just talk about how fast he unlocked that door? DAMN


SpiralDesignn

Lady dimitrescu when she sees a door


Suicidal_Tuna

r/perfectloops


dicklord303

Bruh


fozzy33db

"Hey buddy you wanna see my cool gun? Aww... Why do they always close the door on me?!"