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Fried chicken is the way

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angeldameon

Even the guy in the back was like "damn, why didn't I think of that"


jamsterical

Yeah he died a little inside.


SergioSarcagian

I thought he wanted some free chicken


Winter_melo

He wished he was the girl, he missed out on those chicken


No_Badger3524

He was after the chick.


Helpful_Antelope_317

I sincerely appreciate you….


smooth_bastid

The dude looks both hungry and thirsty


oq3f52ykyy

Some one give him food


AcerVentus

He was after the *stick.*


Pleasant-Sea7075

I think his soul cracked.


SnowDay111

crackered


krisssashikun

He's like " Dammit! I should have given him my number, I would be eating some fried chicken right now"


AdvancedAdvance

Sometimes it’s better to be the wing man.


JTCMuehlenkamp

Ba-dum, tsk!


HeWhoVotesUp

More like Ba-drum, stick!


JTCMuehlenkamp

Boooooo!


MrBeanEatBeansWithMe

doom toos


MrXam

Fooos


OneSingleCell

ROH DAH!!!


BeatMeatPotato

Valterri Bottas: *Heavy Breathing*


aaaaarg

Nowhere is safe, I see.


Infninfn

We are everywhere.


KingJon-nojgniK

Well played sir.


ScrollNTrollHere

One of the many ways to pick up a chick.


notsurethisisright

as long as you don’t lift with your back


cactusvine

Username checks out


mangofizzy

chick for chick


diacrum

Or a chicken!


NecroticDeth

I’ve heard you may also fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese


Nolsoth

It's how I caught my wife.


JabrenThompson

The cracker slap is the funniest part


IhaveaBibledegree

Currently holding a sleeping baby and the cracker had me struggling not to laugh out loud. Wasn’t expecting it at all!


siccoblue

Genuinely rare something on the internet makes me actually laugh This one did it for me


Linkbuscus01

I woke up my gf by giggling in bed too loudly


Ogre_The_Alpha_Beta

Didn't watch the video, but I'm getting real sick of the casual racism on this site.


D3ATH_Follows_All

Jesus. Spittin' fire. Almost missed this gold right here, royalty 👑


RedditRazzy

I'd slap a cracker for a bit of fried chicken ngl


geemoly

I found it mildly infuriating knowing that there are crumbs in the interior of his vehicle.


randdude220

I found it very painful


Pitifool

Really? Personally I think jokes are way better without the punchline


Tsharpminor

I agree. It was also a suspicious that this post that had an unexpected punchline was in r/Unexpected . What a coincidence.


sefekhetgulixq

That was a cleaver sneak move thou.


Those4dudes

"Hey I got a bucket of fried chicken wanna do it"


fuckoffanddiegmail

"Eh, sure"


lhobbes6

"I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps. I am a woman, seduce me!"


mostnormal

"Fine, I'll throw in some fries."


l3wis992

https://youtu.be/GLlLQ3LmZWU?t=317 Just in case you missed the reference.


MrWoohoo

I TELEPORTED BREAD!!!!!!!!


TheMelonOwl

Ooohh look, It hates me so much!!


pswii360i

Gentlemen, this is a bucket


Death_Incarnate_312

Dear god..


weatherseed

There's more.


noob_to_everything

Noooo


muricabrb

Rule number 1: be attractive Rule number 2: don't be unattractive Rule number 3: always have fried chicken


Alphachief2017

Came here to see this comment


Dash_Harber

I always thought it was weird how certain people will get all racist about how fried chicken is for some specific group. Like seriously, who doesn't like it? I remember sitting in a KFC once and a white guy, an indigenous guy, and a black guy all walked in together to enjoy some chicken. Fried chicken is like the great unifier.


dilln

Y’all never heard of KoreanFC?


ktr83

Korean fried chicken is the best fried chicken in the world. That's the food hill I'll die on.


Kunundrum85

They really said “hey, this is good. We’re gonna make it the best.” I’m with you this fools made it a whole new thing and it’s like fried chicken is having a revolution. I’m for it.


HertzDonut1001

There's a Korean chick place near work I want to try soon, never had any Korean food at all. Not a lot of Korean immigrants in my neck of the woods, Thai food is fucking on point though.


ktr83

Do it. If you like fried chicken then you can't lose. Personally I like the dry crispy style more than the gooey sauce covered style but try it and see. From there try hitting up a Korean BBQ.


chappersyo

As much as I love Korean cuisine, Nashville hot is the best fried chicken.


siccoblue

The oldschool runescape friends chat for Koreans? Yeah I guess, but I'm pretty sure it's all white dudes in their 20s putting on an act


gurg2k1

No it's obviously the Korean Football Club.


LieutenantHaven

Bruh put them on it. Show them the way


sputnikatto

There was a film called "Birth of a Nation" and it was like super fucking racist but one of the points they made about African Americans being elected to congress is that they would be 'primitive' and leave their fried chicken bones and trash on the floor of the House of Representatives. Everybody in the South loves fried chicken but the caricature of African Americans and fried chicken came from that.


wotmate

Am white aussie, and I never understood the meme of fried chicken and watermelon being for black people. Fried chicken is delicious, and watermelon is refreshing, why can't we all just fucking chill, enjoy it together and call each other cunt a lot?


AestheticAttraction

What's crazy is that the people who started the stereotype ate chicken cooked by the people they stereotyped as liking chicken. Such a weird projection (but projection always is).


Dash_Harber

Fucking rights, i agree with this cunt!


theamazighspiderman

because the people who came up with this racist bullshit were never known for good food in the first place


A_Ham_Sandwich_

Because they were popular foods eaten by slaves while out picking in the plantations. Does nobody know this? Aussie gets a pass obviously but doesn't seem like any Americans do either. Fried chicken is delicious and keeps well under hot conditions and watermelon are easily portable and a good source of hydration for long days out in the field. Both became "dirty" because they were popular amongst slaves and foods you ate with your hands Good God our educational system is abysmal


HertzDonut1001

Besides vegetarians who doesn't like fried chicken? Fucking delicious. It's like not liking bacon.


wotmate

Too fucking right cunt


LoudCommentor

A few things happened. First, was there was an actual stereotype. In the 'olden days', especially when blacks were more disadvantaged, both chicken and watermelon were very cheap to raise/grow. (even now chicken is one of, if not the, cheapest meat to raise and buy). Watermelons also became this treat, especially in the summer. --> real situation led to the stereotype. Now, the meme is taken from the stereotype and perpetuates itself. Unfortunately, the black community in the US does just as much 'damage' (if you want to count it that) as other races do it. ie they meme themselves to love chicken and watermelon just as, if not more, often than the other races meme them.


shewy92

It's weird that it's a black stereotype when it's literally Christmas dinner in Japan.


mylesfrost335

A white guy, an indigenous guy and a black guy walk into KFC ....


PhreakyByNature

Do you need a drumstick roll for the punchline?


SaintDiabolus

I once read that after being given their freedom, the two things that most liberated black people could raise for food the easiest were chickens and watermelons. That's apparently the background of that racist stereotype.


notagoodboye

Lot of “stereotypical” black food is just the common cuisine of the Deep South.


herobotic

There was that old Nick Kroll bit: “you know who likes fried chicken? Black people. You know who else likes fried chicken? EVERYBODY.”


throwaway384938338

That’s a Chris Rock bit ‘I didn’t realise I liked fried chicken because I was black. I thought I liked it because it was delicious’


MobilityAndStrength

In China, KFC is wildly popular


pleasantpandemonium

Chicken is the way into her biscuit apparently


lifestylenoob

Why did he scan her phone at the end? Is this for social credit points?


cyan1618

Scan QR code to add friend on Line, or WeChat.


shredit98

Or Snapchat Snap Codes


weecked

Snapchat is blocked in China.


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weecked

Chinese writing on the van and windshield of the camera person. Chinese number plate on the convertible. everyone in the video is asian.


111IIIlllIII

sounds like minnesota to me


TheEyeDontLie

I thought it was Los Angeles


wonder44woman

That could be “paying”. In China, they mostly pay with cell phone. Everyone has “receiving”account and “sending” account to receiving and sending money each other. Even they not really use credit card that much. They do that way


birblover69420

Paying for a single chicken piece ?


NotJuniorBridgeman

Lemme get one rib. https://youtu.be/tgHcYxKjwVE


ReddintMoment

Where are you going to get a chicken leg piece 🍗 while stuck in traffic?


Crocktodad

As a gesture? Why not


trigunnerd

I've paid this way via Venmo. And yeah, I'd totally pay a dude for a single chicken strip if I was stuck in traffic. It'd be hilarious. And I'd totally let a stranger pay me for one.


bloodfist

Yeah same. "give you a dollar for drumstick!"


Shalmanese

If she was paying him, she would be scanning his phone. Scan to charge is something only enterprise accounts are allowed to do.


Ndysodum

America is behind in this aspect. Who needs numbers anymore. Just snap each other’s phone.


qOcO-p

I'm pretty sure there's been an nfc app to exchange contact info for years in the US. People maybe just don't use it.


Cessnaporsche01

Yeah, other than syncing BT, it's about all NFC does, but I don't think I've seen anybody use it since, like, 2011.


saruin

Fuck me. I've officially become the Boomer of my generation.


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I'm the youngest gen x or oldest millenial and I don't have snapchat or whatsapp or tiktok or any of that information sucking garbage on my phone. If they're not reachable by http then I'm not interested. Now get off my digital lawn !!!


DarkSideBrownie

Hello, are you interested in having a more secure lawn? Call today to find out about our special upgrade package to https.


Magnumxl711

Snapchat has that


Danger_Dan__

But she had that so fast. How


daiyuxiao

Adding friends on social media through QR code. Geez. MSM brainwashed Western people are weird.


TheGaijin1987

Maybe she paid him via qr code


Flyfires1

Paid him with her snap


We_Make_Soap

I felt way out of touch for a minute there. I was like damn even if I got that far to get her number I'd be like wtf you want me to do here.


DetectiveDeath

Maybe a picture of the number or like others have said specific social media or message apps use qr codes.


kagamaru

It’s like Richard Gere snapping the jewelry box lid at Julia Roberts.


omnomnomgnome

Welp, this will appear in r/moviedetails tomorrow


omnomnomgnome

and followed by a better movie detail in r/shittymoviedetails


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FrederickChicken

Talking to people in traffic is so fun


Ashrewishjewish

Not in Atlanta


Phazushift

Nor in Ontario...


_yoshizzle_

And especially not in NYC


meodd8

No


D3ATH_Follows_All

Said the person who doesn't live in a traffic infested nightmare of a city, probably. Lol


FrederickChicken

Barcelona sucks for traffic


D3ATH_Follows_All

Yeah, this is the nicest traffic I've ever seen. I've only seen HELL in parking lot form of traffic. Washington D.C. has the worst drivers I've ever seen, having driven for a living in at least 7 or 8 states...


SuperShaggySandwich

Why must free food always come from a van? And why is it always so good?


Iwearacapeirl

You must get kidnapped a lot.


Bris95

Got a bucket of chicken "Proceeds to makeout"


AeroRandy

I'm pretty sure I saw that nikocado avocado video before.


themadas5hatter

Ew greasy chicken kisses


hobbyguy7

I'm from Florida Publix fried chicken can get you laid here.


sputnikatto

This is correct. I will have sex for Publix fried chicken, Hawaiian rolls, and a 2ltr of Publix Root Beer. I'll even consider letting you be top for a chicken tender sub.


Petrrii

And she was in a Porsche..damn


ABirdOfParadise

in a paint to sample 718 Boxster


car_guy_doge

Yeah pretty cool, looks like PTS Mint Green


Jediyummomo

China 🤷🏼‍♂️


fistimisti

The most common demographic for the 718 is a 30ish year old chinese woman. Major reason they switched to a 4cyl, to skip the luxury and displacement taxes. The switch really hurt sales in their traditional market. Next gen will be electric to hone in on the chinese market even more.


coolboiiiiiii2809

“I gotta bucket of chicken, wanna do it?” “Eh ok”


Helpful_Antelope_317

This is a perfect example of this sub... fucking great, thanks for the chuckle.


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[deleted]

You can also give people your number the same way in other countries. Could be either.


noxaeternumi

You can add someone as a contact using QR codes too.


ElFuddLe

[Hey there good looking...I got a bucket of chicken](https://youtu.be/m-tfP9Rea04?t=27)


CaseOptimal9368

![gif](giphy|qMqjZkmMi8wFO|downsized)


CuriousPeter1

Cracker to a fried chicken fight.


Joe4018

Yep a pretty efficient way to pick up a chic


CousinJay

Wait is this shit legit real or staged


Levi_Made_Me_Gay_77

“I got a bucket o’ chicken”


GeologistNo493

Not juat any fried chicken. Chinese style fried chicken. No one can resist that 12 spiced slices of chicken.


hereforOnePiece

That ragequit at the end. It was a whopping deadinside


ZoemmaNyx

Dude pretty womaned her w chicken. Awesome


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messyredemptions

You can see how the dude leaning on the van has his heart break as this supreme feature of love (for fried chicken) and care unfolds between the two 😂


Anarch-ish

You want some tenders, or some tender lovin'? Cue the 70's porn guitar: *wocka-chicka, wocka-chicka, wocka-chicka*


SpliffSpluffGio

hey there good-lookin, I got a bucket of chicken


Paulholio

Smooth motherfucker


bigeeee

Dam! I would have ate that cracker!


RuralPlayer69

OOo, this makes me so sad... the poptart...


howie3dabber

poor guy


Klorios

Bird is the word


mrpottyboypop

repost


Helpful_Antelope_317

And if they listen closely enough they can hear a whisper of “Oh, this is a bad idea” rippling through like a breeze.


chechebi88

Scout aprooves


-Listening

That is one patient officer…


TheForestMan

They already have assorted shirt and cars.... How cuuuute.


No-Document-8970

Now that’s a commercial.


TheBear420

Just like when Kylie Jenner ended racism with a Pepsi.


Some_Candidate2531

im gonna go offer fried chicken to every hot single girl i no BYE BYE


nathan_yt_

“I got a bucket of chicken”


_Gillam_

Hey, I gotta bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?


DeathByUnicornnn

This made me chuckle. Thanks OP


Stiffbonez

This is the way


TheCarrotWizard

Scout: I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?


Mythun4523

Carnivore 1 : Vegan 0


WEABOR

Holy shit, scouts way of picking up girls using a chicken bucket works.


falsebrit

"we both got buckets of chicken, you wanna do it?"


meodd8

What color is that boxster?


RogerTheAlienSmith

Looks like Mint Green


ReddintMoment

She is paying him over WeChat.


gstelettel

Damn, boi. Them playa skillz


ithinkoutloudtoo

What brand of convertible is she driving?


b_r_u_h69

It’s a Porsche.


ithinkoutloudtoo

Thanks.


b_r_u_h69

No problem. If you’re interested in the model too, it’s a Porsche Boxster. Always ready to help out with automobile-related comments.