Fried chicken is the way
By - cyan1618
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>!Cruelly cracking cracker.!<
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Even the guy in the back was like "damn, why didn't I think of that"
Yeah he died a little inside.
I thought he wanted some free chicken
He wished he was the girl, he missed out on those chicken
He was after the chick.
I sincerely appreciate you….
The dude looks both hungry and thirsty
Some one give him food
He was after the *stick.*
I think his soul cracked.
He's like " Dammit! I should have given him my number, I would be eating some fried chicken right now"
Sometimes it’s better to be the wing man.
More like Ba-drum, stick!
Valterri Bottas: *Heavy Breathing*
Nowhere is safe, I see.
We are everywhere.
Well played sir.
One of the many ways to pick up a chick.
as long as you don’t lift with your back
Username checks out
chick for chick
Or a chicken!
I’ve heard you may also fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese
It's how I caught my wife.
The cracker slap is the funniest part
Currently holding a sleeping baby and the cracker had me struggling not to laugh out loud. Wasn’t expecting it at all!
Genuinely rare something on the internet makes me actually laugh
This one did it for me
I woke up my gf by giggling in bed too loudly
Didn't watch the video, but I'm getting real sick of the casual racism on this site.
Jesus. Spittin' fire. Almost missed this gold right here, royalty 👑
I'd slap a cracker for a bit of fried chicken ngl
I found it mildly infuriating knowing that there are crumbs in the interior of his vehicle.
I found it very painful
Really? Personally I think jokes are way better without the punchline
I agree. It was also a suspicious that this post that had an unexpected punchline was in r/Unexpected . What a coincidence.
That was a cleaver sneak move thou.
"Hey I got a bucket of fried chicken wanna do it"
"I'm not one of your fried chicken tramps. I am a woman, seduce me!"
"Fine, I'll throw in some fries."
Just in case you missed the reference.
I TELEPORTED BREAD!!!!!!!!
Ooohh look, It hates me so much!!
Gentlemen, this is a bucket
Rule number 1: be attractive
Rule number 2: don't be unattractive
Rule number 3: always have fried chicken
Came here to see this comment
I always thought it was weird how certain people will get all racist about how fried chicken is for some specific group.
Like seriously, who doesn't like it? I remember sitting in a KFC once and a white guy, an indigenous guy, and a black guy all walked in together to enjoy some chicken. Fried chicken is like the great unifier.
Y’all never heard of KoreanFC?
Korean fried chicken is the best fried chicken in the world. That's the food hill I'll die on.
They really said “hey, this is good. We’re gonna make it the best.”
I’m with you this fools made it a whole new thing and it’s like fried chicken is having a revolution. I’m for it.
There's a Korean chick place near work I want to try soon, never had any Korean food at all. Not a lot of Korean immigrants in my neck of the woods, Thai food is fucking on point though.
Do it. If you like fried chicken then you can't lose. Personally I like the dry crispy style more than the gooey sauce covered style but try it and see. From there try hitting up a Korean BBQ.
As much as I love Korean cuisine, Nashville hot is the best fried chicken.
The oldschool runescape friends chat for Koreans? Yeah I guess, but I'm pretty sure it's all white dudes in their 20s putting on an act
No it's obviously the Korean Football Club.
Bruh put them on it. Show them the way
There was a film called "Birth of a Nation" and it was like super fucking racist but one of the points they made about African Americans being elected to congress is that they would be 'primitive' and leave their fried chicken bones and trash on the floor of the House of Representatives.
Everybody in the South loves fried chicken but the caricature of African Americans and fried chicken came from that.
Am white aussie, and I never understood the meme of fried chicken and watermelon being for black people. Fried chicken is delicious, and watermelon is refreshing, why can't we all just fucking chill, enjoy it together and call each other cunt a lot?
What's crazy is that the people who started the stereotype ate chicken cooked by the people they stereotyped as liking chicken.
Such a weird projection (but projection always is).
Fucking rights, i agree with this cunt!
because the people who came up with this racist bullshit were never known for good food in the first place
Because they were popular foods eaten by slaves while out picking in the plantations. Does nobody know this? Aussie gets a pass obviously but doesn't seem like any Americans do either.
Fried chicken is delicious and keeps well under hot conditions and watermelon are easily portable and a good source of hydration for long days out in the field. Both became "dirty" because they were popular amongst slaves and foods you ate with your hands
Good God our educational system is abysmal
Besides vegetarians who doesn't like fried chicken? Fucking delicious. It's like not liking bacon.
Too fucking right cunt
A few things happened.
First, was there was an actual stereotype. In the 'olden days', especially when blacks were more disadvantaged, both chicken and watermelon were very cheap to raise/grow. (even now chicken is one of, if not the, cheapest meat to raise and buy). Watermelons also became this treat, especially in the summer. --> real situation led to the stereotype.
Now, the meme is taken from the stereotype and perpetuates itself. Unfortunately, the black community in the US does just as much 'damage' (if you want to count it that) as other races do it. ie they meme themselves to love chicken and watermelon just as, if not more, often than the other races meme them.
It's weird that it's a black stereotype when it's literally Christmas dinner in Japan.
A white guy, an indigenous guy and a black guy walk into KFC ....
Do you need a drumstick roll for the punchline?
I once read that after being given their freedom, the two things that most liberated black people could raise for food the easiest were chickens and watermelons. That's apparently the background of that racist stereotype.
Lot of “stereotypical” black food is just the common cuisine of the Deep South.
There was that old Nick Kroll bit: “you know who likes fried chicken? Black people. You know who else likes fried chicken? EVERYBODY.”
That’s a Chris Rock bit ‘I didn’t realise I liked fried chicken because I was black. I thought I liked it because it was delicious’
In China, KFC is wildly popular
Chicken is the way into her biscuit apparently
Why did he scan her phone at the end? Is this for social credit points?
Scan QR code to add friend on Line, or WeChat.
Or Snapchat Snap Codes
Snapchat is blocked in China.
Chinese writing on the van and windshield of the camera person. Chinese number plate on the convertible. everyone in the video is asian.
sounds like minnesota to me
I thought it was Los Angeles
That could be “paying”.
In China, they mostly pay with cell phone.
Everyone has “receiving”account and “sending” account to receiving and sending money each other.
Even they not really use credit card that much.
They do that way
Paying for a single chicken piece ?
Lemme get one rib.
Where are you going to get a chicken leg piece 🍗 while stuck in traffic?
As a gesture? Why not
I've paid this way via Venmo. And yeah, I'd totally pay a dude for a single chicken strip if I was stuck in traffic. It'd be hilarious. And I'd totally let a stranger pay me for one.
Yeah same. "give you a dollar for drumstick!"
If she was paying him, she would be scanning his phone. Scan to charge is something only enterprise accounts are allowed to do.
America is behind in this aspect. Who needs numbers anymore. Just snap each other’s phone.
I'm pretty sure there's been an nfc app to exchange contact info for years in the US. People maybe just don't use it.
Yeah, other than syncing BT, it's about all NFC does, but I don't think I've seen anybody use it since, like, 2011.
Fuck me. I've officially become the Boomer of my generation.
I'm the youngest gen x or oldest millenial and I don't have snapchat or whatsapp or tiktok or any of that information sucking garbage on my phone.
If they're not reachable by http then I'm not interested.
Now get off my digital lawn !!!
Hello, are you interested in having a more secure lawn?
Call today to find out about our special upgrade package to https.
Snapchat has that
But she had that so fast. How
Adding friends on social media through QR code. Geez. MSM brainwashed Western people are weird.
Maybe she paid him via qr code
Paid him with her snap
I felt way out of touch for a minute there. I was like damn even if I got that far to get her number I'd be like wtf you want me to do here.
Maybe a picture of the number or like others have said specific social media or message apps use qr codes.
It’s like Richard Gere snapping the jewelry box lid at Julia Roberts.
Welp, this will appear in r/moviedetails tomorrow
and followed by a better movie detail in r/shittymoviedetails
Talking to people in traffic is so fun
Not in Atlanta
Nor in Ontario...
And especially not in NYC
Said the person who doesn't live in a traffic infested nightmare of a city, probably. Lol
Barcelona sucks for traffic
Yeah, this is the nicest traffic I've ever seen.
I've only seen HELL in parking lot form of traffic.
Washington D.C. has the worst drivers I've ever seen, having driven for a living in at least 7 or 8 states...
Why must free food always come from a van? And why is it always so good?
You must get kidnapped a lot.
Got a bucket of chicken
"Proceeds to makeout"
I'm pretty sure I saw that nikocado avocado video before.
Ew greasy chicken kisses
I'm from Florida Publix fried chicken can get you laid here.
This is correct. I will have sex for Publix fried chicken, Hawaiian rolls, and a 2ltr of Publix Root Beer.
I'll even consider letting you be top for a chicken tender sub.
And she was in a Porsche..damn
in a paint to sample 718 Boxster
Yeah pretty cool, looks like PTS Mint Green
The most common demographic for the 718 is a 30ish year old chinese woman. Major reason they switched to a 4cyl, to skip the luxury and displacement taxes. The switch really hurt sales in their traditional market. Next gen will be electric to hone in on the chinese market even more.
“I gotta bucket of chicken, wanna do it?”
This is a perfect example of this sub... fucking great, thanks for the chuckle.
You can also give people your number the same way in other countries. Could be either.
You can add someone as a contact using QR codes too.
[Hey there good looking...I got a bucket of chicken](https://youtu.be/m-tfP9Rea04?t=27)
Cracker to a fried chicken fight.
Yep a pretty efficient way to pick up a chic
Wait is this shit legit real or staged
“I got a bucket o’ chicken”
Not juat any fried chicken. Chinese style fried chicken. No one can resist that 12 spiced slices of chicken.
That ragequit at the end. It was a whopping deadinside
Dude pretty womaned her w chicken. Awesome
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You can see how the dude leaning on the van has his heart break as this supreme feature of love (for fried chicken) and care unfolds between the two 😂
You want some tenders, or some tender lovin'?
Cue the 70's porn guitar: *wocka-chicka, wocka-chicka, wocka-chicka*
hey there good-lookin, I got a bucket of chicken
Dam! I would have ate that cracker!
OOo, this makes me so sad... the poptart...
Bird is the word
And if they listen closely enough they can hear a whisper of “Oh, this is a bad idea” rippling through like a breeze.
That is one patient officer…
They already have assorted shirt and cars.... How cuuuute.
Now that’s a commercial.
Just like when Kylie Jenner ended racism with a Pepsi.
im gonna go offer fried chicken to every hot single girl i no BYE BYE
“I got a bucket of chicken”
Hey, I gotta bucket of chicken. Wanna do it?
This made me chuckle. Thanks OP
This is the way
Scout: I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?
Carnivore 1 : Vegan 0
Holy shit, scouts way of picking up girls using a chicken bucket works.
"we both got buckets of chicken, you wanna do it?"
What color is that boxster?
Looks like Mint Green
She is paying him over WeChat.
Damn, boi. Them playa skillz
What brand of convertible is she driving?
It’s a Porsche.
No problem. If you’re interested in the model too, it’s a Porsche Boxster. Always ready to help out with automobile-related comments.