You think you've had a crappy day at work?
By - Chasith
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>!She started shitting on the floor and she really barehanded it and threw it towards the customer!<
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I am afraid of this woman. Someone who will drop their pants, take a shit, then grab that shit and throw it at you has nothing to lose. This is terrifying. She is unstoppable.
Bold strategy too… like how do you know it’s going to be a solid poop and say, not a lactose intolerance induced mud-butt situation.
Who the hell has a turd ready to go like that.
Turdpedo locked in its chamber ready on command lol...
Skid missile ready to launch
Someone who is into young poops.
This comment right here, officer..
edit: just noticed your user name…
Threat level brown!
What are you thinking?
Torpe do do do doo do do
This is kind of cold war deterrent shit. You think no one is going to drop the bomb, but you're always paranoid about it.
Mutually Assured Defecation
Turdpedo sounds like a deviant who's into baby diaper contents.
Pretty nice pun all things considering lol
I assume she was having an argument about the toilets being closed off or something, thus leading to her obviously needing to take her shit onto the work floor.
You are right this is a repost. Apparently she wanted to use the restroom, but the employee told her it's only for paying customers.
Yes. A Tim Hortons in BC Canada back in 2018. The public bathrooms were locked.
I missed that the first time around.... how embarrassing as a Canadian
She has chipotle for breakfast and Taco Bell for lunch everyday. That’s how.
She's been trained in McRtial fArts.
I have ulcerative colitis and can pretty much shit whenever I want
Is that a threat?
People who eat lots of fibre I guess haha
Although I wonder if she needed the bathroom anyway, maybe why she's kicking off?
She did have to go to the bathroom, it’s a fairly old video. I forget if they denied her because she wasn’t a customer or because they’d had previous bad experiences with her, but I definitely remember that the argument was about letting her use their bathroom
Army voice : GOING TO THE STORE .. LOCKED AND LOADED SIR !!! ..
isn’t this normal , Don’t you 🤔
RETURN TO MONKE!!!
"Bold strategy cotton!"
Leave me out of this!
At that point did it really matter in a way thank god it was solid .. she wold have made a mega suite of liquid shit arma and taken over the world !
Don’t worry, she hadn’t been given her timmies farmers wrap yet so the chances of a solid poop were high in this scenario.
The video was taken at a Tim Hortons somewhere in Canada. Iirc the lady was being denied from using the bathroom because of drug use that was going on in there.
Chilliwack, BC iirc. Huge drug problem in the area. I think some of the gas stations in the area have blue lights instead of normal bulbs so people cant shoot up in there (can’t find a vein).
Edit: langley not chilliwack.
She's done this before.
Don't forget she planned it all out while grabbing napkins before the big impact...
Right!? That shit was premeditated
The DA offered second degree Manshitter, 3 to 6 months, in a facility with no TP.
Omg you guys are awesome the puns are fuego 🔥
That’s the truly terrifying part. She’s not just bat shit crazy -she thought this through.
I must say I would never be comfortable enough with my own body to just do that in public and on camera
Same here but some people go full rage mode and boom a shitty situation has happened.
It surely went down like that.
She's done that many times before that was pure muscle memory
And the superpower to poop at your will. That is just another level.
She grabed the whole shit! She's done this shit before!!!
Ig we really haven’t evolved too far from apes
What's the bets she doesn't believe in evolution?
I think if she's willing to drop pants and throw her own poop, there might be a lot of beliefs floating in her head that no one else in earth believes in.
The conviction. The audacity. She's too powerful to be left alive!
>has nothing to lose.
I'd say she lost a little dignity, but she does it so well it's like she's done it before and dignity has long been out the door.
Looks like she has a lot of shit to lose...
She embraced monkey
Wow what a piece of shit
Literally, a piece of it
You know that's not the worker right? That's the customer
You know she threw it at the worker right?
She can lose her teeth, some organs, some hair... List goes on
Fatality - Poop throwing
That had to be that nasty Karen’s plan all along. Who the hell has a turd ready to go like that.
Perhaps she was asking to use the bathroom and it was one of those kinds of emergencies.
I know some places usually like you to actually buy something before they let you use their bathroom, so maybe it was that? Notice she grabs the napkins a few seconds before as if threatening to do it. But this was uncalled for. Would have downed my pants and fired back lmao.
Did you seriously just copy and pasta OP’s comment? Sad
I mean, they did use the quote feature showing that it's not their comment...?
I am afraid of this redditor. Someone who will find OPs comment, take the comment, then pasta that shit and take the upvotes has nothing to lose. This is terrifying. He is unstoppable.
Sad and weird.
Yeah dude. I am afraid of this woman. Someone who will drop their pants, take a shit, then grab that shit and throw it at you has nothing to lose. This is terrifying. She is unstoppable.
You copied the top comment?
I’ve seen this before, that was the exact situation. I believe they are in an area where drugs are used a lot, so to use the bathroom, you have to buy something. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this clip, so there’s probably more I’m forgetting.
From the [article](https://people.com/crime/woman-defecates-employee-tim-hortons-canada):
"current understanding is that the Team Member used their discretion in this case and denied access to this Guest based on past behaviour and out of concern for the immediate safety of Team Members and Guests in the Restaurant. As matters escalated, the Team Member contacted local authorities for assistance. "
This apparently happened in 2018, before COVID. Maybe she was a junky, or just tore up the restroom previously. Odd behavior for a Canadian, they're usually very apologetic.
Maybe this is not her first "poop fling". Poor employees... they have PTSD( Poop Traumatic Stress Disorder)
Your comment made me spit laugh, thanks for the good chuckle!!
like a monkey in a cage throwing shit around
Reminds me of the video of the old lady who got shit thrown at her by a monkey.
[It was this one](https://youtube.com/shorts/0veiTgUQLKw?feature=share)
Funny thing, but apes and monkies cannot throw. Throw is uniquely human. They can fling, but throwing is only for us. It's made us one of the most efficient predators in the history of the universe.
That's pretty interesting. Why can they not throw? They should be able to make the movements required for it, raise their arms above their heads and so on.
Our brethren have yet to understand Newtonian physics
From an evolutionary perspective I would have definitely expected them to be able to throw somewhat accurately. Being able to throw rocks would be a huge advantage, though i guess flinging shit is apparently equally effective
Yes, it would be, if you didn't optimize your arms for walking and climbing. When we unlocked bipedalism, we freed the arms to start throwing shit.
........ Did she get arrested? She deserves to get arrested...
I would think so. It is a health violation considering it is a restaurant.
Oh yeah big time, the manager would have to even close down the restaurant entirely until it is properly cleaned !
In Germany you can get arrested for "disruption of public peace" it something like that and these people are definitely doing that :///
I hope she has to pay the profit loss for the restaurant having to close because of her little incident. I get it life is really hard but come on it is hard on everyone and what that lady did was not ok.
I don’t think she has money to pay or even is mentally capable of keeping a job so… idk how it work on the U.S but in my country nothing would happen to her
This is where debt slavery comes in to save the day.
Two things could happen in the US.
They could file a lawsuit against her and they’d definitely win, but it would cost them tens of thousands to take all the way through trial (no way she’d settle). A judgment would enter against her and they could garnish her wages and bank accounts (if any, and if they can keep track of her).
She’ll also be criminally prosecuted. The court could order the lost profits/cost of cleanup as restitution, but again, a judgment would enter that would follow her for the rest of her life, but if she can’t pay it, well, that’s kind of that.
I'd think in Germany we would even charge her with battery, hope she got assault charges (wherever she's from)
Seriously health violation?
You think that there's no way to arrest her for shitting on the floor and flinging her own shit other than a health violation? That's like getting Al Capone on tax fraud
Well why not? It is a food establishment... she was getting the napkins for her turdulent behavioral meltdown while planning how to execute her plan... it is funny you should say tax fraud when I am an accountant hahaha 😆
My point is that surely there's more serious crimes than a health code violation 😂
Oh absolutely! The health code violation was what first popped into my mind. Lol
Oo you have a point there
Not to mention it’s also a bit rude.
Unlike if it was in a hospital, school, office, or mall, where it wouldn't be a health violation?
Yep, This happened in Canada at Tim Hortons
She did get arrested:
Nooooo. Not Canada 😢 We’re supposed to be the good guys
The land of Ice Hockey and Turd Throwing
Back in the old days we used frozen cow pies for hockey pucks
Beaver Tails, Maple Syrup Hockey Pucks, and…Karen Turds??
Canada: more racist, violent, and crazy than anyone wants to admit. Did anyone figure out who was burning down all those Churches this summer?
The churches were burnt to show how displeased people were at finding that the Church was responsible for and covering up thousands of child deaths from the 1850's to 1970's.
HOW that F did you miss that?
AND if we are more of what you mentioned that is still a hell of a lot less than many(most IMHO) places around the world.
Not even the 70s, the last residential school closed in fucking 1997. Disgraceful, it all makes me sick.
Lmao I find it amazing that Canadians believe this bullshit about themselves... apartheid South Africa modelled its reserve system on what the Canadians implemented, your country is demonstrably full of antivaxxer morons and thousands of native children were secretly buried in the graveyards of catholic schools that stripped them of their culture and language. Alberta is full of hick rednecks who think oil is still the future, the country's environmental record is a joke (including wanting to log an ancient woodland in British Columbia, protected by the police because their retirement fund is tied to the main logging company involved), etc. I could continue, but the idea that Canadians are somehow good people simply because they’re not as bad as Americans is an incredible propaganda effort that has no basis in reality. A night walking through some areas of Vancouver is a great illustration of that.
edit: spelling and grammar.
"america without the emotional baggage of imperialism but all the benefits!"
I just imagine the entire back and forth was 'SORRY', 'SORRY', 'SORRY' - at the top of their lungs until, you know, the poop.
That’s a pretty epic way to enter the scene.
I know, right? As soon as it said "Tim Hortons" the chance that it happened where it was suppose to (Florida) started to dim...lol
Remained unnamed, thats bullshit. name and shame that shitty woman
Drag her through the streets and throw shit at her
Why is she still unnamed?!! That’s bizarre
Assault with a biological weapon.
“Can I have a bathroom break?”
Escalates ? I thought it went down rather quick.
How the fuck could someone do that. I hope so bad it missed but it was close range.
I hope it missed too! 🙏
_hires professional sniper with poop pellets_
There's people suffering from constipation then there's people like this summoning poop at command
What the fuck is wrong with people
I call bullshit on having to pay for a toilet if you're not a guest at the establishment... I wouldn't even ask, just go and do my thing and argue about it later when I'm a 100% sure I won't poop my pants.
In many countries the bathrooms are locked and only accessible if opened by employees.
Wow really? I'm glad I'm not living in a country like this... although the female toilets are closed on gas stations, but only theirs lol
I’ve been to a couple Starbucks where there is a unique code on your receipt that unlocks the door
They're locked in USA and some places in Cananda
In my experience it's pretty infrequent to find locked bathrooms in the US. Even in cities where it used to be pretty common it's a lot less frequent these days.
No comment on how Covid has temporarily changed things, pretty rarely go out these days.
It's just downtown locations where not all but certain homeless people cause problems
My strategy is ask a customer if they have seen where the bathroom is... go do my business and what will they say? "Oh well next time just be mindful of our policy" ...
In Korea you need a passcode for bathrooms in public spaces sometimes.
They are usually locked in problem areas where people use them to shoot up or do other weird shit. Usually in downtown areas. If I go to the suburbs, I can usually walk right in and use the bathroom no problem.
I understand being angry...butt (lol pun intended) I can't even imagine being so angry that I just revert back to my primal self and poop out flying arsenals... omg whelp I am done with coffee this morning lol
There are all kinds of dysfunctional, child like people out there. Speaking of which, does anyone know what happened to that woman in the Victoria’s Secret in NJ who went full on toddler temper tantrum?
Oh damn I didn't even know that happened. You have a link I can check out?
Oh my lawdy loo, now that's not something you see every day, the skill and the audacity to fling.
Someone should have knocked here ass out. If there ever was a women that deserved a punch in the head, this is the one.
I wouldn't advise getting an arms length away from a shit tosser, no way you're gonna come out a winner of that situation.
Well they didn’t let her use the bathroom
is she getting arrested
she did get arrested, as far as I know
she didn't, as far as I know.
A lot of non humans about nowadays
"Mam, this is a wendy's"
NSFW this shit ;)
I fear no man, but that thing...
Shit like this should have you in a cell for atleast a year.
I'd fucking make her eat that shit up.
Old, very old video...
That's not human.
We need way less people on earth, idk why everyone keeps making more
Which one is this ape?
”GG Allin was my mentor”
This is why just visit the mountains and rest of the time stay at home
"When you gotta go, you gotta go" - Ian Malcolm
I almost forgot how disgusting people can become.
Thanks for reminding me reddit.
What the actual fuck.
Nsfw tag? Wtf
That's literally what monkeys do.
I literally feel like throwing up
Ughhh what’s wrong with these kinda humans?
That was nasty
unholy shit. what is wrong with ppl, cannot even process that's insane.
Filthy piece of shit
Bro I just had a whole plate of biriyani. why you do this? I was about to puke laying on my bed.
You might want to mark this nsfw
The title did say crappy day, but I wasnt expecting actual crap. This is crazy
What a terrible day to have eyes
I’ve seen this a while back and I can’t forget it. It’s terrifying to meet such people.
A shitty day at office
If that happened to me, forget about all that 'you shouldn't hit girls' talk, that bitch would would get knocked tf out and I'd lose my job. There's no way I could live with myself knowing I let someone throw their own turd at me and I did nothing about it.
A Real shit day at work
What the Happy fudge ?
I didn’t have a crappy day but these people did