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Chasith

I am afraid of this woman. Someone who will drop their pants, take a shit, then grab that shit and throw it at you has nothing to lose. This is terrifying. She is unstoppable.


sm-11

Bold strategy too… like how do you know it’s going to be a solid poop and say, not a lactose intolerance induced mud-butt situation.


JoseRDozier

Who the hell has a turd ready to go like that.


Individual_Carrot

Turdpedo locked in its chamber ready on command lol...


BegbieByTheWay

Skid missile ready to launch


Individual_Carrot

Lol ![gif](giphy|gVoBC0SuaHStq)


Mauwnelelle

Poopedo 💩


LieutenantButthole

Someone who is into young poops.


phadewilkilu

This comment right here, officer.. edit: just noticed your user name…


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Threat level brown!


ValerieJMurrieta

What are you thinking?


sdrisc2692

Shit missile


IvanSpartan

Turd-pedo


chriscrossnathaniel

Torpedoo-doo


Pritam1997

Bum-shell


phadewilkilu

Heavy asstillery.


only-once-fasak

Torpe do do do doo do do


AnnihilationOrchid

This is kind of cold war deterrent shit. You think no one is going to drop the bomb, but you're always paranoid about it.


PorschephileGT3

Mutually Assured Defecation


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Mistoku

Turdpedo sounds like a deviant who's into baby diaper contents.


Individual_Carrot

Pretty nice pun all things considering lol


TheDudeColin

I assume she was having an argument about the toilets being closed off or something, thus leading to her obviously needing to take her shit onto the work floor.


ArthursSword

You are right this is a repost. Apparently she wanted to use the restroom, but the employee told her it's only for paying customers.


tobrien1982

Yes. A Tim Hortons in BC Canada back in 2018. The public bathrooms were locked. https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/tim-hortons-poop-throwing-1.4665873


blonde4black

I missed that the first time around.... how embarrassing as a Canadian


tifosi7

She has chipotle for breakfast and Taco Bell for lunch everyday. That’s how.


PierceJames

She's been trained in McRtial fArts.


Revolutionary-Net693

I have ulcerative colitis and can pretty much shit whenever I want


Thin_Tea_3525

Is that a threat? 😄


SandmanSorryPerson

People who eat lots of fibre I guess haha Although I wonder if she needed the bathroom anyway, maybe why she's kicking off?


MarbCart

She did have to go to the bathroom, it’s a fairly old video. I forget if they denied her because she wasn’t a customer or because they’d had previous bad experiences with her, but I definitely remember that the argument was about letting her use their bathroom


Mrshio

Army voice : GOING TO THE STORE .. LOCKED AND LOADED SIR !!! .. isn’t this normal , Don’t you 🤔


DeadpoolvsMorty

RETURN TO MONKE!!!


bigkeef69

"Bold strategy cotton!"


buttmudd007

Leave me out of this!


Mrshio

At that point did it really matter in a way thank god it was solid .. she wold have made a mega suite of liquid shit arma and taken over the world !


Ryike93

Don’t worry, she hadn’t been given her timmies farmers wrap yet so the chances of a solid poop were high in this scenario. The video was taken at a Tim Hortons somewhere in Canada. Iirc the lady was being denied from using the bathroom because of drug use that was going on in there.


sm-11

Chilliwack, BC iirc. Huge drug problem in the area. I think some of the gas stations in the area have blue lights instead of normal bulbs so people cant shoot up in there (can’t find a vein). Edit: langley not chilliwack.


hbl1099

B-day gang


Heavy_General7054

She's done this before.


Individual_Carrot

Don't forget she planned it all out while grabbing napkins before the big impact...


fatalrugburn

Right!? That shit was premeditated


dano70ct

The DA offered second degree Manshitter, 3 to 6 months, in a facility with no TP.


Individual_Carrot

Omg you guys are awesome the puns are fuego 🔥


Vonnybon

That’s the truly terrifying part. She’s not just bat shit crazy -she thought this through. I must say I would never be comfortable enough with my own body to just do that in public and on camera


Individual_Carrot

Same here but some people go full rage mode and boom a shitty situation has happened.


Kerbart

It surely went down like that.


dsammmast

She's done that many times before that was pure muscle memory


Cofnused_soul

And the superpower to poop at your will. That is just another level.


Cannotmembermyname

She grabed the whole shit! She's done this shit before!!!


no_usrnme

Ig we really haven’t evolved too far from apes


Kevster020

What's the bets she doesn't believe in evolution?


googdude

I think if she's willing to drop pants and throw her own poop, there might be a lot of beliefs floating in her head that no one else in earth believes in.


EmpathicAnarchist

The conviction. The audacity. She's too powerful to be left alive!


AlmostHasFux2Giv

>has nothing to lose. I'd say she lost a little dignity, but she does it so well it's like she's done it before and dignity has long been out the door.


CerealChillz

Looks like she has a lot of shit to lose...


shadow_emperor454

She embraced monkey


Jackcker

Wow what a piece of shit


patapetapitapota

Literally, a piece of it


Tesseract556

You know that's not the worker right? That's the customer


captainredbeard42

You know she threw it at the worker right?


13HDBR

She can lose her teeth, some organs, some hair... List goes on


Naseel

Fatality - Poop throwing


MuzzyMelt

That had to be that nasty Karen’s plan all along. Who the hell has a turd ready to go like that.


Footshark

Perhaps she was asking to use the bathroom and it was one of those kinds of emergencies.


DerangedColon

I know some places usually like you to actually buy something before they let you use their bathroom, so maybe it was that? Notice she grabs the napkins a few seconds before as if threatening to do it. But this was uncalled for. Would have downed my pants and fired back lmao.


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Slaaigat

Did you seriously just copy and pasta OP’s comment? Sad Edit: pasta


VegetableWest6913

I mean, they did use the quote feature showing that it's not their comment...?


oh-no-godzilla

I am afraid of this redditor. Someone who will find OPs comment, take the comment, then pasta that shit and take the upvotes has nothing to lose. This is terrifying. He is unstoppable.


Zephyrlin

*pasta


Vonnybon

Sad and weird.


flippinlikebirds

Yeah dude. I am afraid of this woman. Someone who will drop their pants, take a shit, then grab that shit and throw it at you has nothing to lose. This is terrifying. She is unstoppable.


mcinspections

You copied the top comment?


TheRealSaphier

I’ve seen this before, that was the exact situation. I believe they are in an area where drugs are used a lot, so to use the bathroom, you have to buy something. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen this clip, so there’s probably more I’m forgetting.


ekac

From the [article](https://people.com/crime/woman-defecates-employee-tim-hortons-canada): "current understanding is that the Team Member used their discretion in this case and denied access to this Guest based on past behaviour and out of concern for the immediate safety of Team Members and Guests in the Restaurant. As matters escalated, the Team Member contacted local authorities for assistance. " This apparently happened in 2018, before COVID. Maybe she was a junky, or just tore up the restroom previously. Odd behavior for a Canadian, they're usually very apologetic.


chriscrossnathaniel

Maybe this is not her first "poop fling". Poor employees... they have PTSD( Poop Traumatic Stress Disorder)


youravaragegeek

Your comment made me spit laugh, thanks for the good chuckle!!


Malekith89

like a monkey in a cage throwing shit around


ToiletRollTubeGuy

![gif](giphy|XPuIWJO1PQTjq)


beluuuuuuga

Reminds me of the video of the old lady who got shit thrown at her by a monkey. [It was this one](https://youtube.com/shorts/0veiTgUQLKw?feature=share)


MarlinMr

Funny thing, but apes and monkies cannot throw. Throw is uniquely human. They can fling, but throwing is only for us. It's made us one of the most efficient predators in the history of the universe.


Buriedpickle

That's pretty interesting. Why can they not throw? They should be able to make the movements required for it, raise their arms above their heads and so on.


WhaleEngineer

Our brethren have yet to understand Newtonian physics


Noslamah

From an evolutionary perspective I would have definitely expected them to be able to throw somewhat accurately. Being able to throw rocks would be a huge advantage, though i guess flinging shit is apparently equally effective


MarlinMr

Yes, it would be, if you didn't optimize your arms for walking and climbing. When we unlocked bipedalism, we freed the arms to start throwing shit.


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sharkdinner

........ Did she get arrested? She deserves to get arrested...


Individual_Carrot

I would think so. It is a health violation considering it is a restaurant.


sharkdinner

Oh yeah big time, the manager would have to even close down the restaurant entirely until it is properly cleaned ! In Germany you can get arrested for "disruption of public peace" it something like that and these people are definitely doing that :///


Individual_Carrot

I hope she has to pay the profit loss for the restaurant having to close because of her little incident. I get it life is really hard but come on it is hard on everyone and what that lady did was not ok.


xbvgamer

I don’t think she has money to pay or even is mentally capable of keeping a job so… idk how it work on the U.S but in my country nothing would happen to her


SmaugtheStupendous

This is where debt slavery comes in to save the day.


Tr4jan

Two things could happen in the US. They could file a lawsuit against her and they’d definitely win, but it would cost them tens of thousands to take all the way through trial (no way she’d settle). A judgment would enter against her and they could garnish her wages and bank accounts (if any, and if they can keep track of her). She’ll also be criminally prosecuted. The court could order the lost profits/cost of cleanup as restitution, but again, a judgment would enter that would follow her for the rest of her life, but if she can’t pay it, well, that’s kind of that.


Zephyrlin

I'd think in Germany we would even charge her with battery, hope she got assault charges (wherever she's from)


naryn

Seriously health violation? You think that there's no way to arrest her for shitting on the floor and flinging her own shit other than a health violation? That's like getting Al Capone on tax fraud


Individual_Carrot

Well why not? It is a food establishment... she was getting the napkins for her turdulent behavioral meltdown while planning how to execute her plan... it is funny you should say tax fraud when I am an accountant hahaha 😆


naryn

My point is that surely there's more serious crimes than a health code violation 😂


Individual_Carrot

Oh absolutely! The health code violation was what first popped into my mind. Lol


moonsun1987

Bioterrorism?


Individual_Carrot

Oo you have a point there


PragmaticIdealism

Not to mention it’s also a bit rude.


gitsgrl

It’s bioterrorism.


MarlinMr

Unlike if it was in a hospital, school, office, or mall, where it wouldn't be a health violation?


MultiplePersonality-

Yep, This happened in Canada at Tim Hortons


Razno_

She did get arrested: https://people.com/crime/woman-defecates-employee-tim-hortons-canada/


SelenaJnb

Nooooo. Not Canada 😢 We’re supposed to be the good guys


Razno_

The land of Ice Hockey and Turd Throwing


shrouple

Back in the old days we used frozen cow pies for hockey pucks


beautifulbananabob

Beaver Tails, Maple Syrup Hockey Pucks, and…Karen Turds??


redPonyCoffeeRoaster

Canada: more racist, violent, and crazy than anyone wants to admit. Did anyone figure out who was burning down all those Churches this summer?


Niith

The churches were burnt to show how displeased people were at finding that the Church was responsible for and covering up thousands of child deaths from the 1850's to 1970's. HOW that F did you miss that? AND if we are more of what you mentioned that is still a hell of a lot less than many(most IMHO) places around the world.


Considuous

Not even the 70s, the last residential school closed in fucking 1997. Disgraceful, it all makes me sick.


rattleandhum

Lmao I find it amazing that Canadians believe this bullshit about themselves... apartheid South Africa modelled its reserve system on what the Canadians implemented, your country is demonstrably full of antivaxxer morons and thousands of native children were secretly buried in the graveyards of catholic schools that stripped them of their culture and language. Alberta is full of hick rednecks who think oil is still the future, the country's environmental record is a joke (including wanting to log an ancient woodland in British Columbia, protected by the police because their retirement fund is tied to the main logging company involved), etc. I could continue, but the idea that Canadians are somehow good people simply because they’re not as bad as Americans is an incredible propaganda effort that has no basis in reality. A night walking through some areas of Vancouver is a great illustration of that. edit: spelling and grammar.


bored_invention

"america without the emotional baggage of imperialism but all the benefits!"


crabapplesteam

I just imagine the entire back and forth was 'SORRY', 'SORRY', 'SORRY' - at the top of their lungs until, you know, the poop.


duckduckducknonono

That’s a pretty epic way to enter the scene.


somanyroads

I know, right? As soon as it said "Tim Hortons" the chance that it happened where it was suppose to (Florida) started to dim...lol


jonnycake99

Remained unnamed, thats bullshit. name and shame that shitty woman


Razno_

Drag her through the streets and throw shit at her


its-Prince

Dafuk Canada!?


Im_Roonil_Wazlib

Why is she still unnamed?!! That’s bizarre


MumboJ

Assault with a biological weapon.


ILiveForBigTDs

“Can I have a bathroom break?” “No” **Quickly escalates**


ozh

Escalates ? I thought it went down rather quick.


thebeautyofdeath

How the fuck could someone do that. I hope so bad it missed but it was close range.


Individual_Carrot

I hope it missed too! 🙏


RudenessUpgrade

_hires professional sniper with poop pellets_


Individual_Carrot

![gif](giphy|reJOGQ43nNeGk)


Bobbyrp

![gif](giphy|oR8xobGxob0cg)


hm3105

There's people suffering from constipation then there's people like this summoning poop at command


RisottoNero___

What the fuck is wrong with people


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IIDrunkenGamerII

I call bullshit on having to pay for a toilet if you're not a guest at the establishment... I wouldn't even ask, just go and do my thing and argue about it later when I'm a 100% sure I won't poop my pants.


tpe_lurker

In many countries the bathrooms are locked and only accessible if opened by employees.


IIDrunkenGamerII

Wow really? I'm glad I'm not living in a country like this... although the female toilets are closed on gas stations, but only theirs lol


yetanothersomm

I’ve been to a couple Starbucks where there is a unique code on your receipt that unlocks the door


tsukichu

They're locked in USA and some places in Cananda


BurnerAccount209

In my experience it's pretty infrequent to find locked bathrooms in the US. Even in cities where it used to be pretty common it's a lot less frequent these days. No comment on how Covid has temporarily changed things, pretty rarely go out these days.


ButteryTamales

It's just downtown locations where not all but certain homeless people cause problems


Individual_Carrot

My strategy is ask a customer if they have seen where the bathroom is... go do my business and what will they say? "Oh well next time just be mindful of our policy" ... ![gif](giphy|Uo0CJ8l5kVh2E)


AlainnJuly

In Korea you need a passcode for bathrooms in public spaces sometimes.


Civil_Defense

They are usually locked in problem areas where people use them to shoot up or do other weird shit. Usually in downtown areas. If I go to the suburbs, I can usually walk right in and use the bathroom no problem.


Individual_Carrot

I understand being angry...butt (lol pun intended) I can't even imagine being so angry that I just revert back to my primal self and poop out flying arsenals... omg whelp I am done with coffee this morning lol


NihonJinLover

There are all kinds of dysfunctional, child like people out there. Speaking of which, does anyone know what happened to that woman in the Victoria’s Secret in NJ who went full on toddler temper tantrum?


Individual_Carrot

Oh damn I didn't even know that happened. You have a link I can check out?


JoseRDozier

​ ![gif](giphy|lsU7mOh76j4QM)


Fluid_Fun6760

![gif](giphy|vQqeT3AYg8S5O)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|byuBHAhWB48LBF6F96)


Dodomemememe

Oh my lawdy loo, now that's not something you see every day, the skill and the audacity to fling. Wow


TGRJ

Someone should have knocked here ass out. If there ever was a women that deserved a punch in the head, this is the one.


4634pieces

I wouldn't advise getting an arms length away from a shit tosser, no way you're gonna come out a winner of that situation.


weebcantsocial

Well they didn’t let her use the bathroom


Shady_Spirit

is she getting arrested


useriscrying

she did get arrested, as far as I know


SayWhatIsTrueAcct

she didn't, as far as I know.


Sensibley

A lot of non humans about nowadays


Koth_mark

"Mam, this is a wendy's"


TheBlank89

NSFW this shit ;)


Razno_

Backstory: https://people.com/crime/woman-defecates-employee-tim-hortons-canada/


The_FirstAirbender

I fear no man, but that thing...


Jambrokio

Shit like this should have you in a cell for atleast a year.


Chickenhead2000

Disgusting pig.


calwallace

I'd fucking make her eat that shit up.


Jrzpbl

Old, very old video...


Callasfan

That's not human.


-malignant-

We need way less people on earth, idk why everyone keeps making more


Agapulis

Which one is this ape?


Skeptikons

”GG Allin was my mentor”


killedbycuriousity-

This is why just visit the mountains and rest of the time stay at home


hannanniyazi69

r/savevideo


_niblonian_

"When you gotta go, you gotta go" - Ian Malcolm


Warhammer_Ghal_Maraz

I almost forgot how disgusting people can become. Thanks for reminding me reddit.


Afzanee

What the actual fuck.


pizzaman3166

Nsfw tag? Wtf


rustpepega

That's literally what monkeys do.


Uniqueusername360

I literally feel like throwing up


Brilliant_Ad3

Ughhh what’s wrong with these kinda humans?


Inevitable-Ad-1836

That was nasty


BWWFC

unholy shit. what is wrong with ppl, cannot even process that's insane.


BackgroundAd4640

Filthy piece of shit


mic_mal

#[NSFW]#


bikunoob

Bro I just had a whole plate of biriyani. why you do this? I was about to puke laying on my bed.


audrykk

You might want to mark this nsfw


JustForFun-4

The title did say crappy day, but I wasnt expecting actual crap. This is crazy


Todmomamu

What a terrible day to have eyes


NeedsMoreCake

I’ve seen this a while back and I can’t forget it. It’s terrifying to meet such people.


Aggressive-Might-997

A shitty day at office


NormacTheDestroyer

If that happened to me, forget about all that 'you shouldn't hit girls' talk, that bitch would would get knocked tf out and I'd lose my job. There's no way I could live with myself knowing I let someone throw their own turd at me and I did nothing about it.


lemoncream8

A Real shit day at work


SnooConfections7750

What the Happy fudge ?


losersftw

Well shit


ImArtorius

Flag NSFW


Pandatookmyvirginity

I didn’t have a crappy day but these people did


PeticekSK

Disgusting